What was your first orgasm like?
>>24443796
confused, first tme i jerked off, i did it like 89 times that night
>>24443796
Set me on a downward spiral after peakingliterally
I watched how fapping was like on a porn vhs movie I stole from my dad and just imitated what I saw. 11 years old, best one I ever had.
>>24443796
Made me feel nauseous and anxious and shameful.
I was raised Catholic, and I knew what I had done, so the initial guilt was overwhelming.
Then, as I got older, I began to give less and less fucks.
I excitedly called my slightly older friend over to teach him about my new discovery, in the hope that we could do it together
I was probably about 7
I felt it in my stomach for days, I didn't know what cum was then so it was pretty traumatic
>Be me, 14
>Watching some hot stuff on Youtube
>Touching penis with my pants on because I didn't think I could ejaculate yet.
>Feel something warm on my hand/crotch
>Turns out I was wrong about not being able to ejaculate.
>Thought that was absolutely disgusting
>Did it again after a week or so, learned from my mistake.
>>24443796
Anticlimactic. Ironic, given it was a climax.
Basically I just kind of sat there and thought "that was it? Well, I guess it was pretty all right."
It was also to a 17th century Count's daughter from a historical novel, and I feel like that's effected me ever since. Like my fetish for detailed historical clothing.
It felt all tingly then even more amazing as cum started spurting out. Then I was just sat there covered with cum, feeling pretty normal and chill.fuck no multiple orgasms
>>24443796
>Touching my lower abdomen felt ticklish and kind of good
>More intense the lower you go
>Go low
>Rub clit
>Orgasm
>Freak the fuck out because I think I broke myself
>Do it over and over until my vagina is literally rubbed raw
>Somehow convince myself that every time I orgasm it takes time off my lifespan
>Knowingly masterbate like a mad man every night thinking it's going to make me die young
>Spend years trying to figure out how to break it to my mom that I'm going to die young because I orgasm too much
I had this fear until I was 13 desu
It hurt. My penis wasn't ready I don't think
>>24444045
fappin 2 this story rn
>>24444045
You were a dumb as shit kid mang.
Did you just not know what sex was, or something?
I don't remember. I didn't fully get crushes, expression, how liking faggoty guys was "bad" , how some people never learned to just talk things out. Everyone is so fucked up but I'd rather be fucked up than socially inept.
>>24444045
>Imagine masturbating loli
>Get immensely hard
>>24444045
that's pretty funny
can i be your bf
>be me
>12 area
>touching my hot older step sister while she sleeps in her bed
>touching her boobs
>kept trying to go for vagoo
>panties too tight
>she was wearing a bikini top that night instead of a bra
>mfw so much easier
>mfw step sister had perfect C cup titties
>playing with her nipples
>harder than diamonds forged in Mt. Dick itself
>kept doing circles around her areolas
>soft squishy breasts
>too much
>what's going on
>pain
>shaking
>had to be quiet not to wake sis
>extreme pain all over body
>wetness in nike shorts
>got up
>left
>went to my room
>knew about black light from CSI shows
>checked pants with my older brother's black light
>yup
>mfw my first orgasm in life was when I was being a creep touching my step sister as she slept on her bed
>mfw I'll never have that powerful of an orgasm again
>mfw it was extremely painful
>I think she knew too
>I think she liked it
Like hell i remember, it's been years.
>>24444103
>pain
Nigga you got something wrong down there.
>>24444118
Faggot I can remember when I was two and a half years old. You can remember if you aren't lazy about it.
>>24444070
I did but I didn't associate sex with feeling good. The way I was told I thought sex was a serious business thing you do only for babies. So I thought what I was doing was a completely different thing
I've never orgasmed.
>>24444103
>extremely painful
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>first time masturbating
>kinda got bored and was worried if i wasn't doing it right
>2nd attempt
>starting to enjoy it more
>like really enjoy it
>then boom
>volcanostill waiting on sharing one with another woman though
>>24444140
>Nigga you got something wrong down there.
If I do/did it's all gone now.
Just got finished fappin' actually.
Now I just fap so much that I don't even care when I cum.
I cum in silence, without uttering even the slightest grunt.
>>24444143
What the shit.
Where the hell do you even live?
Where I went, people wouldn't shut up about how damn good it was to the point that I was pretty underwhelmed when I actually got to do it.
>>24444162
I've never orgasmed with another person. I know it's not the same thing because I am not even that bad looking.
>>24444103
>extremely painful
if I jerked that off would you die?
>>24444193
>I am not even that bad looking.
>>24444045
goddamn, i wasn't intending on fapping again tonight
>>24444188
US. I learned eventually from tv/internet/books. My mom wasn't even conservative either but all she said was 'when you want to make a baby and you really love someone the guy cums in the girl' but a bit more detailed. She said cum is like elmer's glue and that has haunted me my entire life. I would be sitting in my elementary school class during craft shit or whatever and just stare at the elmer's glue thinking about sex
>>24444278
>I would be sitting in my elementary school class during craft shit or whatever and just stare at the elmer's glue thinking about sex
This is gold. This is why I come to 4chan.
>>24444302
Anon, there's nothing wrong with Reddit being your main site, but you don't have to go around with a giant Reddit billboard around your posts either.
>>24444162
Your testicles must be sore.
>>24444322
Fuck off, senpai.
>>24444324
He's twelve.
>>24444324
good thing I don't possess any, then.
>>24444206
How did inbreeding give you an evolutionary advantage?
>get erekt
The first fap is always the best one. I rubbed and rubbed and rubbed, waiting for something to happen until my penis was a pretty deep shade of red, and then finally a couple drops of clear liquid oozed out. I must've came four times that night. I don't think I even knew what I was actually doing.
>>24444364
Jesus christ, how did you lose them?
>>24444347
>This is gold. This is why I come to 4chan.
Let's take a look at that sentence.
It adds nothing to the conversation.
It contains no humour.
It does not even respond to the original comment.
It's just a useless, wasteful comment. You could have actually done *something*, but no. It's just like Redditors when they repeat a funny bit from some content or other and then get showered in upvotes for their lack of troubles.
>>24444364
Eunuchs get out
Don't you have some giaour to skewer on the end of your kebab?
>>24444371
Ensures beneficial and closely related genes get passed along. There's a reason lots of animals do it.
>>24444421
>Ensures beneficial and closely related genes get passed along. There's a reason lots of animals do it.
These ones are bad
Before i actually was able to cum I ended up jacking it because it felt pretty good. Kept jacking it until my dick dry heaved and then flaccid. It felt good up until that point, then it hurt.
>>24444501
Of course they are.
But I mean, that's what the advantage of it is. The disadvantage is that it preserves shitty traits too, and reduces genetic diversity (increasing the effect of any diseases, for example) and can cause retarded recessive genes to fuck you up.
>older sister reads me from a book on a car trip
>passage about a man experiencing an orgasm
>totally confused about what she's telling me
>ask her what she's reading
>she whispers "he ejaculated"
>not sure what that means but blush furiously and leave it alone
>next day
>download Misty pokemon porn from Napster
>feel things flowing as I scroll through Misty porn
>poke my finger in and out a while, feels fine but not getting what the big deal is
>accidentally find my clit
>terrified by the strong sensation
>gradually work it more and more over a few months
>one day go a little beyond comfort level
>oh no
>legs clench
>sudden wash of shame and vulnerability combined with ecstacy
>what the fuck did I do
>do i need to go to the hospital
>>24444421
Fuck off with your pasta, senpai.
>>24444539
But pasta's better than rice.
>>24444544
>implying that Italians are better than japanese
>implying all rice are japanese
Implying.
Japanese.
Original comment.
>>24443796
Ichy
>>24444536
This was hot. kek
>>24444563
Noodles are best.
Not udon, though,
Fuck udon.
I love this story.
My one friend said he'd try to jerk off for a bit but only one day did he cum.
Me, I'd get erections and shit, but never really crossed my mind to beat that shit up a bit.
So I'm at my awesome aunts house waiting for he to take me mini golfing. And I'm playing with this heavy duty back massager. Yes I'm pretty sure she would just use it on her back lol that's what I tell myself.
Anyway it's got a hinge and it bends down onto my lap accidentally.
BAM
12 years of cum exit in a millisecond of contact. Thought I pissed myself. Went golfing in those tighty whiteys too, pretty sure.
Once in a long while, I'll get nostalgic, and whip out a vibrator, give ol' righty a rest. I call it a pump free orgasm, and it's worth a try if you haven't.
>>24444595
Stop fighting! It's pasta
>>24444536
Pretty accurate senpai
>>24444646
Better than rice.
>everyone I know and most people here say they've been fapping since they were 6 or 7
>mfw I first fapped at 14
It's not even like I was sheltered or anything, I've had unrestricted internet access since I was about 8.
Am I just retarded?
>>24444893
>Am I just retarded?
in the literal sense of the word, yes
but don't let it get to you, sexual awakening is pretty spread out from individual to individual
I wish I would have made it more memorable. From what I can piece together, I was 13 (or 12?) and beat off to some hentai on Newgrounds or some shit. I remember how indescribably great it felt, and I liked it so much when I got in the shower afterwards I did it again.
>>24444928
>sexual awakening is pretty spread out from individual to individual
The thing is, I've known about sex since a young age because I'd read a lot of biology books for fun.
>>24444626
>Went golfing in those tighty whiteys too, pretty sure.Your aunt could smell it. She knew what it was.
>13 years old
>was watching videos of bikini girls on youtube
>that night, in bed i started rubbing my dick
>felt good so i kept doing it
>harder and faster
>harder and faster
>it twitches and squirts sticky stuff all over the sheet
>what the fuck
>oh wait, i think i've read about this in a textbook
>so THAT'S an orgasm? huh.
>got out of bed and sneaked to the living room to grab some tissues
>>24444694
No. you are wop south of me and stink like conquest. Practice fellation.
>>24444893
>everyone I know and most people here say they've been fapping since they were 6 or 7
I think most of them are stretching the definition of masturbation or just flat out lying.
>>24445021
>13 years old
>youtube
GET THE FUCK OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT
>>24444893
>tfw first orgasm at 15hi 5 i guess
>>24445058
>Founded: February 14, 2005
time marches on, faggot
>>24444893
Twelve year old master race.
>>24445058
How's it feel to know that my favourite nostalgic childhood cartoon is Avatar?
>>24445095
That doesn't make your wasted generation any more useful to society, infant.
>>24445114
How's it feel to know that your generation has shit for culture?
>>24445119
>wasted
Why are people so obsessed with the idea that anything they see or come up with is unique to their time period?
>>24445137
Everything before the 00s was pretty shit, mang.
See? I can do it too.
>>24445137
The generation before yours thought your culture was shit too.
And the generation before theirs thought the same thing about that generation.
And so on.
>>24445143
>n-nuh my ipad factory electric cow feed is j-just as valid as actual artistry and invention
>mommy i can't pay attention to the tv screen let me sucK on the electric tit just a little longer
>moo m-moo MOOOOOOOOO
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Female-Masturbation-3327/f/Crossing-legs.htm
Read and weep, men.
>be fifteen
>take shower and use showerhead
>spray it at my crotch and find where it feels good because I've been thinking sexy thoughts for a while now and I ache there
>orgasm to a fantasy of my husbando
>>24445154
People just don't seem to get this.
You see it in politics, too. People complain about the "pc police" or whatever, thinking it's unique to us, our generation and time period. But if you actually know anything about history, you'll know it's bullshit -- SJWs, for example, have existed for centuries. Edgy fedora-tippers, too.
>>24445170
You ever heard of MTV?
It was actually mind blowing, but I've never had the patience to repeat it.
I didn't know what I was doing, I wasn't actively trying to masturbate, I didn't actually know how. I was 13 or 14.
I had seen something intensely erotic on the TV before bed, and I was just playing with my dick for hours staring at the ceiling and fantasizing.
Just aimlessly groping and squeezing my boner for that long that I finally jizzed, no stroking motion at all.
After I knew what an orgasm felt like I figured it out by trial and error eventually, but I exclusively used a weird backhand motion for the first few years, still switch to it occasionally.
>>24443796
>14 year old at the time.
>Thinking of elementary school crush.
>Rub dick against blankets.
>Cum a bucket load.
>Urethra hurts because it feels like it stretched from the amount of cum.
>Have to piss every 30 minutes to clean urethra.
>>24445186
post yourehusbando showerheadanon
>>24445191
That's almost a relevant question from an ignorant sensationalist coming up with half baked societal theories in your grandmother's parlor instead of researching any actual 20-21st century social history and philosophy.
>>24445304
I have genuinely no idea what you are talking about.
You want to clarify?
>>24444140
>You can remember if you aren't lazy about it.
what
>>24446554
What do you mean, what?
Just think about it, and you can remember it. You don't just lose memories.
>>24446569
>You don't just lose memories.
Let me reiterate... Wut.
>tfw you finally locate that old cinemax movie that made you cum for the first time
Who /nostalgiafap/ here?
>>24443796
I was 12 and it was to an episode of fresh prince of bel air. I shot my load all over my skinny belly. My little balls were sore afterwards.
I still remember the episode vividly. It was the one where will gets trapped in the cemetery cage thingy. Halloween special I think.
When I was like 12
Orgasms always felt like building pressure and it hurt, but I like the hormone release so I did it frequently. Everyday I would blue ball myself because orgasms hurt and I would stop. I dunno which really were worse - the blue balls or an orgasm.
I was a shota and took a shower, rubbed the sponge on my dick because it felt good, I knew about sex but I didn't know about cumming.
So after half an hour of wet sponge rubbing, my dick exploded and felt so good that my knees gave in and I could barely stand.
Then I had just one thought on my mind for a few minutes
>sex is great
>sex is great
>sex is great
>sex is great
>>24447421
This got me fucking hard
>>24447421
gimme a hug man
original comment
>>24448227
pretty goodand lewd
>>24446658
I really don't know what you don't understand.
You don't lose memories (well, not to the extent people tend to believe). If you can remember something that happened a year ago you'll be able to remember it a hundred years from now).
>>24443796
I was fucking my mom's doll. I ripped a hole in the but and fucked it prone bone. It was like electricity running up my spine.
>>24445178
All of those read like they were written by the same person.
I did it at scout camp and i was freaked out. I didn't know what the liquid was and I considered waking up one of the leaders and asking them if I was ok
so cringe
>>24449045
Are you from America too?
>>24449080
yes obvs
>>24449089
What is wrong with your sex ed.
Seriously, these posts all read like they're written by retards. Who the fuck doesn't know how ejaculation works by the time they're old enough to do it?
>>24449131
christian school. they cut the penis/vagina pages out of our biology books
i'm not even kidding
>>24449155
That's just stupid.
What happened to the "let's enjoy the beauty of humanity and human feelings given to us by God" Christianity?
>>24449196
I have no clue. I still attempt to sabotage the school however I can. They ruin children.
>>24449131
i first jacked off when i was like 7 years old and US schools dont teach about the penor until you're like 10
>was about 12
>mom was in the laundry room folding clothes
>go to talk to her
>sit ontop of piece of crap ancient dryer
>it rocks and vibrates like crazy
>after several minutes I know notice I'm getting this strange feeling from my lower belly and crotch
>leave mom to fold towels and go to my room to further investigate this sensation.
>crotch feels funny so I take off my pants to make sure I didn't hurt myself
>start looking it over and touching to see whats up
>this feels funny but a good kind of funny
>eventually finger myself a little and instant orgasm when I notice my clit
>without even putting pants on I run to my mom and tell her about this crazy thing going on with my crotch
>she facepalms, tells me to at least put some pants on and then she'll explain.
>>24449388
>>24449388
Holy fuck, what did your mum say to you?
>>24448569
>If you can remember something that happened a year ago you'll be able to remember it a hundred years from now).
How would you remember something that happened a year ago?
>>24449469
she just kind of explained what masturbation was gave me a brief version of "the talk" and then told me not to masturbate all over the house at least have the decency to only do it in my room.
>>24443796
I held my cum in because I didnt want to make a mess. Kinda painful desu.
>>24450261
sounds like what any sensible parent would do.
>>24449388
>prob. fake
>hot af tho
>Be me 13
>Convinced parents to pay for gamefly
>One of my first picks was a wrestling game
>Home alone and after playing for a while i devided to play female strip matches
>Started playing one and found myself really focused in the grapple to strip clothes
>I didnt jerk off but came anyways.
>Got scared and took game back out to mailbox
>Raised in christian house and wouldnt understand for some time later what had happened
>>24448952
All sex-crazed women write like that.
I was like 11 and pressing my dick against the pool jet. I knew I was doing something wrong because it involved my dick, but it felt amazing. I did for years whenever I was in the pool alone... Or in the hot tub with my dad. Probably explains my fetish for older men.
Found Cosmo mag with 100 page lingerie catalogue. Went over 2 hours straight edging, every second of it felt like the 3 seconds before you come...
Didnt even know what come was or what it felt like. Just kept going till I came. Knee buckling orgasm blast.
Its been over 10 years and thousands of faps since.
>hear kids at school talking about fapping
>one kid talking about how big his load was, "oh yeah i covered the computer"
>think to myself that's a load of shit, i'm gonna go try it myself
>I was only 11 when I tried for the first time
>in shower, fapping
>hey that's actually pretty good
>oh man why didn't I do this sooner
>finish, shooting dust
I had dry loads until I was13
I sometimes miss it, there was no cleanup and it was easy as fuck
>look up Pokemon silver rom
>ad involves Black girl from rap cd showing her ass
>hump the shit out of my bed
>pleasure so great I'm frozen in spot for a good minute
>>24443796
>be me 13
>parents really open about sex
>have car magazine with sexy women
>spank da noodle
>climax
>knew exactly what was happening due to informative parents
Fuck im a boring person
To fucking lazy to greentext.
I was 12, just rubbing my dick against my sheets because I noticed that it felt good, felt this peculiar sensation as though my body were building up to something, came, spazzed out momentarily wondering what the fuck happened, and realized that I must have had one of those "orgasm" things I'd heard so much about.
>>24443796
like half life 3
>>24447421
>you will never be a cute shota again
think i was 10 at the time. cried like a bitch the first time.
>>24443796
Fapped after seeing tiddies on the titanic desu
