Not. Even. One. Single. Match.
>>24443073
Because you're ugly obviously.
>>24443073
you're not being yourself enough:^)
>>24443091
OP is beautiful on the INSIDE, anon. Some Doctors are going to be in for a treat at OP's next surgery
>>24443073
swipe everybody right and if you match with a landwhale just ignore them, your probably just trashing some really nice qt girl
>>24443091
Please don't tell me that. I don't want to believe it.
>>24443073
>android
I can smell your fedora from here
>>24443250
If you think this, you have autism.
>>24443073
How long have you been on it?
It took me like a week before i got matches and ive got like 80 now.
Also lets see your first pic
>>24443073
how long have you had the app? i got one match over the period of one day but deleted it after because i didnt get more
I get matches on a lot of cute girls but I don't know what to say so I just sit there with them and don't say anything. I've matched almost 100 girls and messaged one, and didn't get anything from that one.
>>24443162
post pic m8
u cant be that ugly for tinder
>>24443289
Been using it off and on for a couple months. Nuuuu I can't post my face. I'm too shy.
>>24443299
I freaking hate you.
>>24443302
Alrighty then... plz no bully ;_;
>>24443073
I thought there were bots matching with ugly people to give them just a bit of hope so that they keep using the app/site?
>>24443484
Not me, btw. I have no neckbeard.
>>24443538
uhhh...who exactly is this guy then
>>24443484
>almost 2016
>being 50%+ grease
>expecting people to treat you like a human being
>>24443073
>make tinder profile
>summary is just about my ability to make frozen pizza
>9 matches the first hour
Damn it feels good to look good
>>24443589
Post pics qtp2t
online dating is 100% looks
tinder has changed things forever. even okcupid discourages having self summaries at this point and removed the income field so you cant even make up for your looks with money
so if youre not getting matches, you need better pics and if theyre already as good as it gets you have no business trying online dating any longer
>>24443626
But how are robots getting matches when I don't?
>>24443696
they're less ugly
>>24443696
theyre attractive and/or have good pictures
>>24443484
ya dude, thats not fair for others.
you have a standard, why can't others
>>24443250
>having a penis
I can smell your fedora from here
>>24443746
>>24443758
So... I'm uglier than a robot?
>>24443786
who said they can't? as if i decide?
I'm just saying the whole thing sucks, it just sukcs thats all
i get a few matches but never know what to say.
i see screen shots where people make jokes as a way to break the ice... i get to nervous to do that :(
>>24443804
If you cant change the problem, change the solution
>>24443797
maybe its just your pics that are garbage
but honestly its most likely your looks. theres a reason people tell you to stay way from online dating unless youre 8/10+
>>24443832
I'm not looking to date. I'm looking for some easy chick who's looking to hook up. Yeah, I see how much harder that makes it.
>>24443856
i.e. I'm broke and I'm really boring.
>>24443484
I say we grease this rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch right now
>>24443899
What? No. Just ugly.
>>24443484
You would look fine (maybe good) if you just lost some weight, jesus christ
Is it possible to get an honest rating anywhere?
I've seen people get rated a lot and they always seem to get coddled if they're below average or unfairly destroyed if they're average or slightly above average.
>>24443978
/soc/ is pretty fair, but they're cancer.
>>24443484
You aren't ugly, just kind of fat. The beard isn't helping and honestly the pic itself is just horrible. Turn on a light! And smile or at least try to look a little confident. Right now, people will see that picture and sense the sheer meh it exudes and not want to match you.
Seriously holmes you're not bad looking, just need to drop some weight and add some confidence.
>>24443484
u have picked the worst angle possible, JUST
take it from a higher angle and try to look somewhat friendly. better lighting would help also
>>24443856
lol youre not getting it
you must be new here. not even meming. spending a day here you should know these things
women on tinder can get a one night lay any time they want. theyre literally picking men out of the hundreds. how in the world do you think you can compete, when some if not most of them are more attractive than you?
some easy chick whos looking to hook up lmao
>>24443572
>>24443786
>>24443910
>>24443955
>>24443990
>>24444033
Why are people still responding to this? I've already stated that it isn't me.
>>24444060
I get it, but what you don't get is I don't have any other options.
>>24444062
post a pic rn pls
or post ur tinder prof
>>24444085
you could try craigslist
im not who u replied to btw
>>24444062
So post you then
>>24444111
>>24444133
I've already said I don't want to. I'd feel even more embarrassed having people look at the REAL me and saying I'm just as ugly.
>>24444133
>>24444111
c-checkem
nice digits
>>24443484
Jesus fucking christ.
Dhsrgb
>>24444062
made me kekerino
>>24443984
I just checked out the /soc/ rate thread, and I'm seeing some serious coddling in the first few posts. Lots of sevens and eights I feel should be fives.
>>24443484
would you say that you are a person who undertakes certain tasks on this board without monetary compensation?
>>24443626
>even okcupid discourages having self summaries at this point
How? Did they explicitly say it's not advisable to have text in your profiles now?
>>24444151
shit haircut
shit clothes
shit picture
but i think youre facial aesthetics are good enough to have some success on tinder. you just got fix those things above. like honestly, that picture is garbage
>>24444144
are you overweight? if no, then theres a good chance you are not very ugly so cmon family.
>>24444256
they shorten everything after a few lines and you have to actively click to 'read more'
>>24444269
whats wrong with the clothes if you dont mind me asking?
>>24444296
That's not so bad. People who actually are interested in the text can see it if they want to, and people who aren't just see the picture.
>>24444307
well aside from the fact that hes barely wearing/showing any, its a plain white tee that runs large and makes him look skinny. he has tattoos, why not show them. if youre not alpha chad you gotta sell yourself and youre not gonna sell yourself well with a white tee that doesnt fit and has a beheaded chinese suicide bomber on it
you shouldnt dress up in a suit but your clothes should make you more attractive, not less
>>24444381
>him
you know thats me in the pic right
anyway thanks for the feedback m8 a lot
>>24444336
the point is people get discouraged to write something in the first place
Just take better pictures OP..
>tfw alrady fucked 4 girls from Tinder, 2 more coming
>tfw a girl I liked a fex years ago contacted me out of the blues to grab a drink with me, which will probably lead in her finally becoming my gf
>tfw won't even get the chance to fuck those 2 last Tinder girls
I don't even go that ften on Tinder, I got 3-4 matches a day.
6'0 81kg and fit with a professionnal photographer taking pictures of me helps a lot.
lmao @ cheeky fuckers posting neckbeard pics pretending to be OP
Which one is the real OP?
Had the app for 3 months now, only gotten 3 matches.
>>24443073
Go running, eat healthier and change yourself.
I'm ugly as fuck and I've dated a 10/10.
As long as you're talking to them in person most of them really are only affected by confidence. Fake that shit and you'll get laid.
If a girl tells you to get lost because you're ugly, she's a piece of shit. Don't get hung up on it.
>post qt pic of myself
>my summary says /co/mrades only
>swipe right everyone
>none of them even like western comics/cartoons
How do I find a /co/ bf? He doesn't even have to be that qt, as long as he's nice and is slightly attracted to Dick.
>>24449273
/co/mrade here. You and I both know we'd choose Dick over anyone else.
>tfw your ass will never be as perfect as Dick's
>>24449449
>tfw posting from my phone
>all my lewd Dick and Midnighter pics are on my laptop
Post more perfect Dick ass for me?
>>24443073
I just uninstalled tinder last night. The most recent update broke the app and they removed moments and last online. bonus fuckup is making your job and school available as locations. all about the road map to the rape train!
so fuck their horrible shit designs they changed/added. Pathetic people had a groupchat and decided these were good ideas.
back to college you fucking idiots
>>24443250
>using an iNormie sold at Walmart
i bet you're athiest, use the word "privilege" and have reddit and facebook downloaded too
My bio is about me being a total loser, 6 matches today. Idk
I have anxiety anyway so it isn't going anywhere, just don't have edgy no expression selfies OP
>>24443484
You piece of shit, didn't you realised that you have to sell yourself on tinder? Do you think mcdonalds would sell any burgers if they display greasy burgers?
>>24443073
I was in tinder for 6 months and did not receive 1 like. Then I tried a different picture of Chad and wrote I was 6'3 and instantly got 10+ matches per day.
Women are too cruel
>>24450952
Na dude don't think like that, Men don't want ugly girls and vice versa, can you blame people for wanting the best?
Im 6'2 and been told Im good looking before and trust me it ain't shit if you have no confidence. I'm just as much of a faggot as everyone on here.
Anyway, I'm told it gets easier for men as you get older.
I want to make one, but the thought of everyone having to see you on this app in a small town is intimidating.
I'll just continue giving up on the dating game. Grand Wizard title I'm coming for you bitch!
>>24443073
Just b urself
it worked for that guy who said "I'm an autistic NEET" to some girl and got her number
>>24444060
You know while what you're saying is true it's also wrong in spirit. I'm dating a girl I met off tinder right now. I'm definitely, definitely not the hottest guy on there (skele mode, shitty skin) and yet I still pulled a chick.
Idk why she picked me but I gave it a shot and it worked.
>>24443073
>Only match passable women, no uglies (although some uglies got through by accident)
>get about 30 matches
>30% bots, 20%accidental uglies, 50% 5-7/10s
>most of them never reply to my initial message but still never unmatch me, they just leave me sitting there
some of them reply but stop talking to me suddenly out of nowhere or as soon as I suggest meeting up at some point
What the fuck gives with this piece of shit app? I had to delete it eventually becuase i was starting to get obsessed and depressed.
>>24443484
>Houston we have a problem shirt
I'm dying
