What is your excuse, lads?
I assume they don't do missionary
>>24442823
he must be walking on his diggerery doo all day long
Is his name Bob Oblong?
>>24442823
>the baby comes out black
>>24442823
How did she get him on the beach? With a hand truck?
>>24442823
I still have my limbs
limbless sex must be so boring
>>24442916
Fuck you Whore. Fucking Swami kill yourself. Go back to /Fem/
>this is an original comment
>>24443903
>he doesn't have an amputee fetish
You fucking disgust me.
>>24443948
Not even that anon, but even if HE did have an amputee fetish, why would he get off to himself being the amputee?
Retard.
>>24443948
What can he really do besides lie down motionlessly? A fetish can't compensate for the lack of mechanics and variety.
>>24443976
You clearly just don't understand the whole concept of BDSM.
Get to >>>/d/, ask them.
>>24444000
And YOU just have no imagination.
He's a millionare
>>24442823
Chad genes does not an amputee disregard.
Look, child will be Chad, and if anything his resolve against the world and natural happiness means children will survive against all the odds.
Robots don't have that, we are too redpilled against the world.
>>24444030
>redpilled
In no way are any of us actually redpilled.
Just shows that face is worth more than anything else.
You can have no legs and arms but a chad face and you will attract pussy.
oblongs dad
That father son picture is amazing.
True love, since it's hard for us to recognize it without me telling you.
genetics and not famous, what else?
>>24442823
>tfw man uses 10 inch cock to keep himself upright
>tfw man uses power cock as a pogostick to get around
>>24442823
I'm boring, uninteresting, lazy piece of shit shit
>>24443903
>>24443976
>>24444000
Vanilla as fuck tbqhwyf
Gonna need to go masturbate to the idea of being abducted and having my limbs amputated by an insane lesbian dominatrix and slowly succumbing to stockholm syndrome after years of abuse, culminating in being forcibly impregnated with a turkey baster full of her twin brother's semen
Get a fetish like the rest of us you lazy cunts
>>24444057
I have unified QM and GR
Future is predetermined
Forces give rise to space time
Big bang was boundary condition, no time before
Only 1 universe
Entropy is the reason intelligent organic life perceives a time bias
UFOs are real, aliens are real
That's only the important redpill stuff, misanthropy and societal incongruities are also my drug
OK, when I said 'robots' I meant only the most hardcore, non casual. Not a failed normie or any such garbage.
>>24442823
I have not accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as my savior.
>>24442823
>no strong enough desire for a gf to actually take any romantic interest ever
>zero desire of ever having a kid
>actually pretty content living a single life living on my own
>getting sufficient out of socializing with friends and acquainting new people to fulfill the occasional "extrovert" cravings
>loving my free and alone time too much to potentially having to spend it with someone else every waking moment not at work
>not wanting to risk te rather high likelihood a relationship with a specific woman turns out to be far less than enjoyable enough and without drama, let alone anywhere close to ideal or with guarantee drama won't happen post-breakup
Not taking any initiative is all the excuse I need as an average looking man, that's more than sufficient to avoid almost every possible romantic encounter.Though I did end upmaking out with a female friendsome weeks ago for still reasons unknown, no idea why, how, or what exactly happened. Kind of glad there was nothing else to it though, less stress and overthinking over it and all. I never thought I'd end up in such a situation, I guess I'm no longer kissless at least. About time at age 27.
>>24444000
>>24444009
>>24444175
Two direct replies later and plenty posts on this thread and no one has checked this amazing get.
Don't worry buddy, I'll check it for you.
DAMNNN SON! Look at those quads followed by those trips!
Nice!
why his son does have arm and legs??
>>24442823
desu this guy is alpha as fuck
>>24444178
nobody cares about the nature of existence
only muh feels
>>24442916
it's spelt didgeridoo tardbrains
>pathetic and sad enough to repulse women
>not pathetic and sad enough to get pity points with women
I'm stuck in the middle
how do they even sex?
he's probably alpha af and rich af
i'd trade my shitty fucked up broken brain for no limbs any day of the week.
I don't fucking know. Theoretically I should have a gf because I'm "succesful", social and just slightly below average looking. I just can't attract women for some reason.
>>24444444
nice get imo
bloxebloxblux
>>24444175
>insane lesbian dominatrix
You don't have to say the same thing thrice.
Pretty simple really. I had fucked up teeth growing up so confidence issues. I put off women till I get that and my life in general sorted. Then I passed some sort of threshold where I no longer want to have anything to do with them.
Once I master the cossack dance I will be a special kind of cool that does not ask for company.
>>24442823
>being peer pressured into marrying a quadriplegic
>approach new wife of quadriplegic
>"hey if there's anything I can do to fill any missing needs let me know?"
>"what's that supposed to mean!?"
>"you know" *wink wink*
>"HOW DARE YOU? I'll see what my husband has to say about one of his coworkers hitting on his wife
>"what's the gonna do? kick my ass?"
ASIAN PUSSY IS FOR WHITE
>>24442823
>people literally just get lucky as fuck
>HURR WHATS YOUR EXCUSE
What's your excuse for not winning millions from playing the lottery, faggot? Don't you want to have lots of money?
