[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
>think might have a chance with qt >posts this on fb today
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 130
Thread images: 19
File: image.jpg (309 KB, 1242x2208) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
309 KB, 1242x2208
>think might have a chance with qt
>posts this on fb today

ITS OVER
T
S

OVER
V
E
R
>>
I hope you cut that bitch loose otherwise you are a pathetic beta and deserve all of your suffering
>>
probably fucking her good right now m8

giving her that good cock while you're left to stalk her fb
>>
>>24442748
i dont get it
is that you?
>>
>>24442748
cute girl. post more of her?
>>
>>24442748
That isn't how "friends" behave. Fuck manipulative whores
>>
File: 1406059691132.png (75 KB, 506x608) Image search: [Google]
1406059691132.png
75 KB, 506x608
dam sun
>>
>>24442748
If this is you in the picture and you're only mad because you're called a "friend": Shut up, cuddles suffice to be disqualified as a robot.

If this isn't you in the picture: rip
>>
>>24442748

Did you tell her how you feel?
>>
>>24442791
That's me, it's a picture from last week she just posted it today
>>
She's a retarded whore OP
>>
>>24442748
dodged a bullet

she looks kind of fat
>>
Honestly this is meaningless.

I had a girl who was crazy about me refer to me as her best friend as an excuse to always be around me.

Girls don't get physical with guys they consider just friends.

If that's you holding her OP you are fine.
>>
File: stop_posting.jpg (65 KB, 331x590) Image search: [Google]
stop_posting.jpg
65 KB, 331x590
>>24442839
What the fuck OP. Fuck off. Fuck right off and never come back. Go fuck a cactus. Step on a Lego.
>>
It's time for you to get the hell out of there, OP. Forget sailing, this boat was scuttled on day one.
>>
File: 20090323205625.jpg (52 KB, 704x400) Image search: [Google]
20090323205625.jpg
52 KB, 704x400
If a girl does things with you "as a friend" that you wouldn't do with your guy friends, then you need to set that bitch straight. It's either platonic or it's not. You can't let her have her cake and eat it too while you get left with just the sprinkles.
>>
>>24442859
>Girls don't get physical with guys they consider just friends.
oh but they DO, anon. at least the biggest sluts do
>>
Ask another girl out, or get another girl to pretend to be interested in you and watch how she suddenly begins to slobber over your dick
>>
>>24442903
and the biggest sluts also fuck their friends

OP is in either way
>>
File: acd.jpg (25 KB, 600x402) Image search: [Google]
acd.jpg
25 KB, 600x402
>>24442839
>mfw she's probably taking chad right now
>>
File: 1331272372515.jpg (194 KB, 800x600) Image search: [Google]
1331272372515.jpg
194 KB, 800x600
>>24442907
>Ask another girl out, or get another girl to pretend to be interested in you

that sounds doable
>>
File: ss+(2015-11-22+at+12.18.16).jpg (141 KB, 1215x708) Image search: [Google]
ss+(2015-11-22+at+12.18.16).jpg
141 KB, 1215x708
FRIENDZONE
DOESNT
EXIST
>LOL
>>
>>24442913
>and the biggest sluts also fuck their friends
nah. women are too cruel for that
>>
>>24442839
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand you can fuck right off, you fucking normie scum.

If girl holds you like that, you aren't her friend just because she says so. You mean more to her than that if you are holding each other like that.

>implying this isn't fucking bait
>>
>>24442748
TELL HER YOU WANT IT DO THE SEXUAL THING DO IT NOW DONT BE A WUSSY PUSSY NAMBY PAMBY SPINELESS BETA PUSHOVER
>>
>>24442748
looks like shop.
>>
>stupid whore wearing 1 inch shorts
>wanting literal stacy
>bawing when he cant get literal stacy

ive finally fucking realized it. you retards bring this to yourselves. you werent forced to go for stacy your automatic response was to go to stacy. jesus christ
>>
>>24442748
>>24442839
>being a failed normalfag
You're such a shitter.

>>24443064
toasty roastie alert

But I half agree. Women in general a shit. Just disregard them entirely. That way you never have to deal with this shit ever again.
>>
>>24442748

Honestly, your mistake was not getting a boner and rubbing it against her thigh to see how she reacts.
>>
Don't buy into everything the internet says. Sure "friend" is a strong word, but that doesn't mean things can't change.

She's hugging quite tight m8. You may have a chance there.

Also, post more pics of her. She looks qt.
>>
post more legs
>>
File: 1445812225062.jpg (590 KB, 1470x1842) Image search: [Google]
1445812225062.jpg
590 KB, 1470x1842
>>24443495
>post more legs
Was thinking the exact same thing. Why are legs so amazing?
>>
>>24443564
because you're dysfunctional and spent the majority of your teenage years staring at the ground as you walked around.
>>
>>24442748
lol faggot

you'll be dating in less than a month
>>
File: 1447563124200.jpg (234 KB, 1280x884) Image search: [Google]
1447563124200.jpg
234 KB, 1280x884
>>24443564
>tfw girl on the right is my sister
>>
>>24442748
She has nice legs.
>>
I like her legs and lips. She looks like that porn actress than writes books now
>>
post more pics of her
>>
>>24443673

Your sister is hot.
>>
I've never had friends. I was a poorfag as a kid. Played by myself during lunch/recess. Got called a gaylord daily. Everyone laughed when I was the only one to wear the DARE shirt because it took my shirt rotation to six. Bought some crayons on special at k-mart. Spent my time drawing. Asshole kid comes and breaks them for no reason. Started to tear, cried after someone pointed it out, everyone laughed at me. I was barely halfway through elementary. Shit was just getting started.

At least you got a girl hugging you anon. Boo fucking hoo you greedy son of a bitch. Cant you be happy with what you got.
>>
>>24443787
can absolutely see why those kids hated you
>>
>>24442748
OP you're so cute holy shit
What a massive cunt, u just keep being cute.
>>
>>24442748

he looks like a kek
>>
>>24442748

Make sure you get a steady job, she'll come crawling back when you're in your 30s
>>
She's telling you to ask her out you autist.
accomplish what we can't, go get her, do it for us.
>>
>>24442839
>>24443854

Oh, I didn't realize that was you OP. you cu.ck
>>
>>24442748
How did you get Sasha Grey as a friend?
>>
>>24442748
she's telling you to ask her out.
Do what we can't. go get her, do it for us.
>>
>>24443893
yeah....after her pussy has been filled with literal miles of dick over the decade from 30+ guys.
>>
>>24443932

and she only wants a kid or two. You are more likely to stick around after she gets pregnant since you are such a nice guy. After she has the baby, good luck getting laid.
>>
>>24443995
and then comes the divorce...the alimony...child support. then the drinking...then the balding or graying of hair...then the suicide thoughts. then the suicide. op she looks as stacy as it comes. back the fuck away you faggot. let chad navigate those waters and let another beta quck raise the kid.
>>
>>24442839
you are failed normie scum but youre prob getting keked so idk
>>
sent her a link to this thread. you owe me anon.
>>
>>24442748
Alright, OP. I doubt you'll read this because you might just be a super-faggot, but I'll bite.

First off, it doesn't seem as though you're not unattractive. Women won't surround, associate, or be caught dead with someone ugly. You're holding her on the ground for fucksake. If you leaned back 90-degrees, you guys would be effectively cuddling.

I'm not quite sure the context of your relationship. Do you guys hang out late at one another's place? Is she touchy-feely with you? If so, pull the trigger and go for it. She sees you as long-term boyfriend material and is trying to inch her way into it. Although, if she gives you mixed signals at any point of this "friendship", you're absolutely fucked and should abort immediately.
>>
Ask her out .
She wouldn't have posted that pic on fb if she didn't like you.
If she says no then ignore her or you'l just get hurt more.
>>
>>24442748
>>24442839

lol i knew it would be you

so easy to spot beta males

congratulations on getting manipulated
>>
>>24444187

no, wrong move.

Its difficult, but you have to say its cool. You enjoy hanging out and still want to be friends. Then comes the hard part. Getting a girlfriend. One who you spend most of your time with. Stand up op chick a couple of times because you were busy with gf. Bonus points if gf makes op girl feel insecure about herself. (note: this might end in her getting a boyfriend and thinking you are an asshole)
>>
>>24442859
and
>>24442814
OP is a normal shit and need to get out
>>
File: 1446773339067.jpg (834 KB, 1214x1239) Image search: [Google]
1446773339067.jpg
834 KB, 1214x1239
So how does it feel OP? Just out right ask her out so you can get this over with and move on finally.
>>
>>24442748
Honestly, I would just rape her at this point.
>>
>>24442748
tyrone mandingo is fucking her night now, guaranteed OP, just drop her
>>
>>24442839
>>24442748
I've never held a girl like this, feeling the warmth of her body against mine.
Even in my dreams, the most I've done is held a girls hand.
>>
>>24442878
>go step on a lego meme

normie pls go
>>
>>24442935
excellent song anon
>>
>>24444411
>no one checked this post

Holy fuck you guys are faggots. Nice quints and dubs robot
>>
File: IMG_6988.jpg (757 KB, 1498x3084) Image search: [Google]
IMG_6988.jpg
757 KB, 1498x3084
post more of the leggy slut op you shit
>>
>>24442748

>actually being that close to a woman
>actually touching a woman
>>
>work in a hotel
>old Chinese couple runs the hotel restaurant
>they always hire cute, young Chinese girls to work there
>most likely their family members
>lately they've tried to hook me up with them
>as in, aggressively tried to
>mfw too beta to do anything about it

I get it that you want glorious half-Asian children with blue eyes in your family, but please stop. It's embarrassing.
>>
This is why i'll never try.
>>
>>24442839
if this is true, she actually probably likes you a lot

think about it, if you were a girl, and you were this close to a guy, and he wasn't making any moves, you'd probably just say "friend" simply because the leap hasn't happened yet

just tell her you want to go on a date, stop being a fag
>>
>>24442748

anyone who lets a girl friendzone them that hard deserves it.

if you let a girl make a girl fulfill all the responsibilities of a boyfriend without any of the benefits you are a c u c k my friend
>>
>>24442748
>thinking you could get with her
It's really your fault for believe something so fucking nonsensical. Try not thinking retarded thoughts next time.
>>
>>24447734
Just go for it ffs, this is your chance to get a qt asian gf
>>
>>24447734
family just remember that if it goes well, she will literally give up every hole to you. during that relationship, you will feel like chad himself.

just keep that in mind before writing off so early. ive dated a white, mexican, and chinese girl and the chinese girl was the best by far.
>>
>>24442748
I'm too much of a narcissistic autist to ever even enter the friendzone, but just holding a pretty girl doesn't seem like a bad deal. I'd love to just sleep with a girl without having sex. Your problem is, that friendzoned beta keks like you are just normies with normie-needs
>>
File: rocco.jpg (15 KB, 357x402) Image search: [Google]
rocco.jpg
15 KB, 357x402
>>24442748
You didn't express any sexual interest in her, did you OP? You didn't flirt, you didn't make any moves, you didn't take any risks.

You had a chances and you let them pass by because you were paralysed by fear and shame

You got rightfully put in the kekzone.

Read this you dumb kek. Its written by a psychologist, maybe you'll be able to unfuck your shit and stop being such a beta.

https://7chan.org/lit/src/Robert_Glover_-_No_More_Mr_Nice_Guy.pdf
>>
Here's what you do.

Cut contact with her, ignore her texts, miss her calls, don't answer her on FB or twitter or whatever for like a month.

Then out of the blue, ask her to come out to a bar with you or go somewhere fun with alcahol.

Make a thing about getting fucked up, drink a lot, flirt with her and then go in for the kiss.

Now this is the worst part, she'll either pull away and say she wants to be just friends, if that happens then just enjoy the rest of your night but go back to ignoring her again the next day because she's a lost cause and you'll just be killing yourself on the inside if you force yourself to be friends with a girl you love.

She'll get a bf and fuck a random dude or something and your heart will crumble. You don't want that, it's agony.

You can't love someone romantically and still be friends, the person with the feelings will go through hell and back.

I'll be honest with you OP it's a fucking long shot but it's doable and you'll hate yourself if you don't try.

Go through with the plan, if she's all up in your shit like in the pic already, she might actually really be into you but just waiting for you to move in. Which I think she is.

Go for it man, but if it doesn't work out and she just wants you as a friend, you need to end your connection to her.

Don't be a beta orbiter, man. The longer you nurse unreciprocated feelings of love, the more you'll go through such horrible pain.
>>
Take notes, guys!
>>
File: 1444762937373.jpg (116 KB, 1280x724) Image search: [Google]
1444762937373.jpg
116 KB, 1280x724
>>24442748

Oh my god no, no PLEASE
>>
>>24443917
I was thinking the same
>>
>>24442839
keep her at arms length dont give her more of your time start hanging out with other girls in front of her nothing sexual just show her that other girls are worth your time if she asks to do something with you tell her your going out with some girls to try and get some pussy since shes not giving you any. women are scared of competition this is giving her an ultimatum if she really wants you then shell try and do more for you to show that shes worth your time more than the other girls if not then she was never interested in you.
>>
>>24442748
tell her you want to be more than just friends, if she says no then cut all contact with her

trust me, it's better to just cut her out of your life than to constantly be around her without your love being reciprocated
>>
>>24447734
failed normie
just go do it you faggot, I would do anything for opportunities that you normies miss.
>>
I like how the first posts ITT were about her fucking the guy in the pic, then after OP said it's him, posts are about friendzone, beta etc.
>>
File: 1408600514925.jpg (21 KB, 383x329) Image search: [Google]
1408600514925.jpg
21 KB, 383x329
>wearing short shorts
>sitting on your lap
>you don't even try to rape her

you deserve the friendzone, faggot.
>>
>>24442907
doesn't work like that, as soon as you stop feeding her attention she will just go to another one of her orbiters and forget all about you
>>
>>24442748
>>24442791
>>24442839
Thats obviously OP in the picture. OP is meaning he is friendzoned.

OP you should've made a move on her sooner, nobody cuddles this intimate if they are just friends

well now you do but you shouldvt acted sooner

go do something together with her get her in the mood and go in for the kiss, if it doesnt work out stop seeing her
>>
>>24442748
also please post the comments
>>
File: fedora.jpg (38 KB, 548x618) Image search: [Google]
fedora.jpg
38 KB, 548x618
>>24442814
>cuddles suffice to be disqualified as a robot.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijZRCIrTgQc

Cut her loose desu senpai, because you are gonna go deeper and she is going to introduce you to the 6ft 2 ripped Chad she is fucking soon...
>>
>>24442748
>op has qt grl in his arms holding him close
>he's staring directly at some random dudes ass
Your problem is you've gone gay, son
>>
Reminder that no matter who the girl is or how much she shows interest, she has at least 5 other guys that she's talking to senpai
>>
>>24444411
check them quints and dubs holy kek
>>
Im sorry anon, i thought you were gay
>>
>>24449915
stop cribbing my music and ideas cuhk internet defense force
>>
>>24449963
How was >>24444444 like?

isdughgdialbib
>>
>>24442748
this is a get thread now
>>
File: 1448143384842.jpg (79 KB, 605x807) Image search: [Google]
1448143384842.jpg
79 KB, 605x807
>>24447734

How many other chances do you think you will have in the next 5 years?

Think about it. Think about it hard. No, harder than that.

You know what Shia Labeouf would do.
You know what Descartes would advise.
You know, OP.
>>
>>24442839
Some of us never held a girl's hand, why the fuck do you come here? to show us how you are able to hug a girl like that?
>>
>>24447734
holy shit I cannot wish enough pain and suffering on you
>>
>>24442748
>Look it's my best friend in the whole wide world
>My best friend
>Best friend
>Friend

He is getting keked I bet and he just doesn't realize it, I mean then again if she is cuddled up with him then I don't know.

I guess she is one of those stacies whores who sees her boyfriend as her "best friend" what a faggot lol
>>
>>24442748

That picture is hot.

How are you not fucking her right now OP?

Why havent you made a move?
>>
>>24442748
she's hot, you're hot, go for it.
>>
>>24450515
I fucking hate this image. He looks so uncomfortable and it makes my stomach hurt.
>>
>>24452065

Jesus christ you should have rested your cock on Qin Li's tonsils by now .

They want it to happen, What are you doing?
>>
File: 1437360721619.png (682 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
1437360721619.png
682 KB, 640x480
>>24442748
rip in piss
>>
>>24442748
>short hair
sorry you got keked by your boyfriend, op.
>>
>>24447976
TOO REAL ANON, PLEASE I CAN'T HANDLE THE FEELS.
>>
>>24442748

this is pretty simple

you CAN be friends with a woman,

but if you intend for their to be any casual sex involved you need to establish this almost immediately. The longer you wait for this the harder/more awkward it will be to initiate it
>>
>>24442748
Goddamn this girl is cute.
>>
OOOOOH REKT BOIIII

welcome to the "JUST' club enjoy yer stay and free just fuck my shit up haircut f a m
>>
>>24447734
>over the summer working to repair a house foundation with my dad
>a girl from my highschool lives there with her family, including grandparents
>her grandfather is a bro and we get along well
>he thinks im a hard worker so i gained his respect
>he tells my father that his grand daughter has a crush on a guy named "jacob" (also my name)
>the grandfather tells me i should talk to her
>tfw i know the guy she has a crush on and it's not me
>tfw he's the biggest chad
>tfw my parents talked about it and were convinced it's me
>tfw my parents are completely unaware that im ugly and beta
oh well
>>
She wants you, bad. I can tell.
You're not too late, you don't need to rush it.
But next time you cuddle, stare into her eyes and kiss her.

This is how my best friend became my gf.

P.S. the friendzone meme is a ruse that people take way too seriously.
>>
https://youtu.be/Uno7f5IGAPI
You're supposed to make a move faggot
>>
>>24442903

Can confirm that this is true. The arc generally goes friends, fuckbuddies until one falls for the other, friends.

It's fine.
>>
>>24452505

This guy knows.

People are more complicated than some of our modern memes allow for. The friendzone is based in fact, it's true... But people also make all sorts of weird plays and your future gf could be one of those people.

Ignore the friendzone meme for a week and focus on making some romantic moves. You don't have to be bold or smooth, just be courageous.
>>
>>24442748
His hand is on her ass that means she wants to fuck him.
>>
>>24447976

Best advice in the thread.
>>
>>24452828

The friend zone doesn't mean what it used to. Back in IWForum days and the Laddet Theory, it just meant once she thinks of you as a friend, she'll never want to fuck you.

It's not entirely true.
>>
>>24444248
>wrong move
>impiling that the right move is in your post or even on this board
>>
File: 0e9.jpg (49 KB, 499x499) Image search: [Google]
0e9.jpg
49 KB, 499x499
>>24442748
You should have pressed your boner against her desu senpai.
>>
Look at your arms of course she wouldn't even think about going taking you as potential love interest
>>
>>24442791
You're not very smart, are you?
>>
>>24442748
How was it to hold her like this?
>>
>>24442839
she is practically humping you already
just make the move faggot
>>
>>24442839
>>24442748
I wonder if these type of girls are diabolical enough to realize how much they're leading the dude on and do it anyway or if they're just so incredibly stupid that they don't realize it at all
>>
>>24454830
some know what they're doing, some don't

anyone who posts pictures like this to facebook knows exactly what they are doing.
>>
>>24454494
HIS arms are fine. the problem is YOUR small wee wee.
>>
I think it's a beautiful thing. She thinks you are close to her but don't want sex, which means she thinks it's a pure embrace. However, she will be impaled by a dark spear in 14 days from now.
>>
>>24442748
Here's the thing: if you swoop in when Chad breaks her heart, she'll have such low self esteem and be so desperate for comfort that she will fuck you.

Stick with it my man!
Thread replies: 130
Thread images: 19

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.