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> Senior in HS
> inb4 underageb&, I'm 18
> Know a girl years ago, she left the school
> She comes back this year
> I'm walking down the stairs, she tries to come up the same way as me
> I have been sleeping about three hours a night for the last 3 weeks
> I just shut down and stare into her eyes for about 4 seconds
> She walks around me and continues on her way
> Blocks me on facebook that night

Am I fucked? General awkward stories thread.
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>>24442527
When I'm blissfully unaware that I'm talking to myself or thinking out loud in public, and then notice people giving me weird looks or yelling things out of cars.
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I got one WAY worse

>Sit with 3 girls as lab partners
>Send one a message one facebook because dumb as fuck
>no response
>next week, shes moved to a different lab group
>teacher gives me a lecture about inappropriate behavior out of school
>Only sent a hello

Only say hello to a female if you are good looking, otherwise you are a creep
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>>24442605
Damn right. Manlets should learn.
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>wake up in 3rd period 8th grade
>no memory of ever going to school
>confused af, strong derealisation/depersonalization
>play it cool and wait for he bell to ring
>have no idea what my next class is so I just aimlessly walk a stretch of hallway for what could have been a few minutes to 30+ minutes
>finally some black kid that was in the hallway presumably for being kick out of class ask me why im pacing back and forth
>respond with incoherent mumbling
>decide to just cut school and walk home
>sleep off whatever was wrong with me
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> In class
> Browsing /d/
> Downloading images
> Girl next to me sees what I'm doing
> Calls me a sick fuck
> This was friday, I'm scared to go back monday
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> post in thread
> get dubs
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>>24442790
Way to go faggot
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>2006
>be myspace friends with girl I liked and met once
>can't think of anything to talk about
>its April 20, 2006
>post pictures of Hitler, a weed lab, and eric harris and dylan klebold along with "happy 4/20!"

She PMs me "that was very disturbing and disgusting, please don't post things like that."
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>see qt asian girl
>her bellybutton is showing because her undershirt is too small
>patch of pubic hair is poking out of her jeans
>can't help but stare at it
>tired because reasons
>zone out at her pubes
>mfw i havent shaved or washed my hair in a few days because im disgusting
>i realize i look like a fucking hobo staring at a 16 year old qts pubes

It was a mixed age class and I thought girls went for older guys? What the fuck was I thinking? I probably get b& from drivers ed
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>>24442527
>18 in highschool
>best friends gf has to move in with him
>spend the night at his house, his gf has her friend over
>she's really flirty,we end up fuggin
>turns out she had a freshman boyfriend who is a fucking nut
>not too worried,hardly anyone knows my name
>this happened on a friday,by Monday shit was all over
>I wasn't worried,I knew how to handle myself pretty well
> girl is freaking out,she says Albert is going to stab me
>on this,I ponder briefly
>months pass and nothing happens,girl and I date and lo and behold she cheats on me with some 26 year old married guy
>no harm no foul I suppose,graduate in two weeks anyways
>taking a piss,get shoved into the urinal
>turn around,Albert and his manlet crew behind me
>all hell breaks loose, have three retards swinging on me in a bathroom, tackle him into the hallway and lay into his face while getting choked and kicked in the ribs
>try and break free,get up and try slamming him into a wall. It ends up knocking the wind out of both of us
>a crowd gathers and I channel my inner sperg
>As Albert is getting up I sprint over and kick him square in the fucking face
> teachers break it up,not allowed to walk and suspended for the remainder of the time there

I fucking hate that kid
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>>24442742
ahahaahahahahahaahahahaha come on man, futa's not normie fodder, and you certainly don't look at girls with massive dicks when you're in public
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>>24442790
way to not get dubs dude
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>>24442568

* beep beep *

"Shut your fool mouth honky"
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I once was really fucked up on various drugs, into a corner store to get cigarettes and I could not talk. My mouth was so dry and I was mummbling shit then just turned around and walked away.

dem cottonmouth m9
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>>24442708
I think I might kinda of actually been a bit psychotic when I was younger
another time I thought I cracked the universe by drawing shitty fractals in my notebook and preceded home to draw more fractals on my bedroom wall, I then laid on the ground and stared at it for maybe an hour before falling asleep
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>>24442605
Wow man, that's really rough. The way some girls will manipulate information...
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>>24442742
>Clear history
>Don't browse 4chan when at class or work, that's a bad idea
>People won't believe that you were looking at monster porn
>Don't talk to/make eye contact with that girl again

>>24442790
This only works on slow boards like [s4s]
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>>24442790
Fuk u mayne
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>>24442708
christ this derealisation shit is describing me too well. i dont want to be a total tumblrtard self-diagnoses faggot but i frequently have had moments where i don't even remember who i am or that i'm even in a physical place. especially when i was younger.
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>>24442708
That sounds horrifying.
The idea of just suddenly losing your memory, even for just a short time, is terrifying.
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