Beta neet here with very little girl experience. Trying to think of a witty comeback (only managed to actually get one girl to meet me in person on this app but I have tons of matches). Basically I have the looks but am too autismo to say anything to attract a women.
Watcha' got r9k?
2 decides
>>24441944
Tell her "with plenty of sausage too ;)"
>>24442096
Rerolling for this original comment.
>>24441944
"Are you my mother?"
>>24442096
Rerolling again
"Ha ha, you're cute and clever. Quite the package ;)"
>>24442096
hahahaha epic because by sausage you mean penis hahaha how witty hahahaha fuckin epic /b/ro
>>24441944
You wanna eat them in a house? (my house)
>>24442096
rollin for this comment
bloxxx
follow the cold shiver running along your spine
>>24442455
and the thread dies, you faggots are no fun
>Cute girl
>Messages you first
>Therefore you must be attractive
However
>Beta neet
>very little girl experience
>robot
>Therefore you cannot be attractive
Something is amiss here, gentlemen.
>>24442545
He said 2 decides, which is this. >>24442132
>>24442589
aww shit, thought meant 2 digit as in dubs
alright so hes still gotta deliver
>>24441944
i actually cant read. maybe you could teach me how this weekend? we can start with the kama sutra *winky emoji* *corn emoji*
'why is this thread so dead? OP is in and she looks decent. As for a witty reply - I don't know. 'Thanks wanna fuck?'
>>24442712
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOG
>>24442712
Actually this is almost perfect.
i actually cant read. maybe you could teach me how this weekend? *wink*
>>24441944
Try "Kill yourself you fucking cunt."
