>be convinced my dick is 7.5 inches since I was in middle school (measured it and shit)
>measure my dick again now that I'm in college
>6.5 inches
>feel bad for a while
>have erotic dream where me and some other guy are giving my mother double penetration
>wake up with the biggest boner I've ever had
>measure it
>7.7 inches
thank god
i'm also gonna cut down on porn
What the fuck is wrong with you.
Rkvotvrvx
>panic about 6.5 dick
Mfw only 5.5
>>24443044
well yeah, it's like imagining you were 6 ft all this time, and suddenly you discover you were 5'10 all along
>>24443044
Exactly average
>>24443044
Dude you're good.
>>24443077
>tfw 6' and 5.2 - 5.5" dick (depends on the day)
>>24443097
Average is 5 - 6". Get it right faggot.
>>24443199
Being a manlet is worse than having an average dick desu
>Tfw i will never be 7.7
>Tfw i will only be dicklet with 7 inch pencil dick
>Tfw when no face
>tfw legit babypenis
I really want to kill myself
>6.5x5" dick hard
>7.5" dick when horny
>8" if I take cocaine or viagra
>skinnyfag so dick looks kinda big
>qt milf trips into me at work because of ice
>get boner because she kind of clung to me when i caught her
>at least a foot and a half taller than her
>my dick is like right in her armpit
>ever since, she takes any excuse to assist me and is really touchy and awkward
>tfw complete virgin and terrified of intimacy
>>24441849
are you me
this is exactly what happened to me a few weeks ago EXACTLY
>>24444883
Including the same dream?
