Why don't you have a gf?
Laziness, my problems will always boil down to laziness
I don't make any effort to get close to people & grow cold when it happens naturally
Also why I have no friends except a NEET I talk to from highschool
>I could get a gf if I wanted
no
>>24439297
Women are shit these days.
By now the good ones are the equivalent of 5 legged dogs.
>>24439297
I'm not noticeable or memorable.
>>24439297
I'm gay is the reason why tbqh family
Why the hell would I? All I do is play vidya, browse 4chan and youtube and watch anime all the time.What, were you honestly expecting another shitty excuse as to why Anonymous user #736583649 a loner faggot?
Because my soulmate broke my heart in the most cruel way possible.
>>24439351
>tfw same position but I am the NEET
pretty much cut ties with everyone I know and was never that good in social situations anyways. Now it's just getting more and more pathetic as I get older
No way to interact with them outside classes, because I commute
I'm picky and not too desperate
I think I give off an off-putting vibe for some reason
The few girls I was ever acquaintances with don't talk to me
>>24439297
lack of money, purpose or interests. i can make a woman smile or laugh, but i never bother talking them up any further. i'm too tired after work to think about women and no matter how much i work i will live in poverty anyway.
tl;dr i'll probably do a bunch of drugs and off myself at some point, i just don't know when.
I have a gf and I don't even like her. I don't think she likes me. She says she loves me but I think it's just to keep me around. I think I was just conveniently around for her to latch onto and use.
The disgusting thing is that I'm probably keeping her around because I know I'm not good enough for anybody else. I feel like I should kill myself.
i'm fat
i'm ugly
i have a big nose
i'm balding
i have bad teeth
i'mmexicano
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW FAGGOT, YOU TELL ME
>>24439297
High standards, thats it. Id rather die alone with muh dick ib my hand than with some slob as ugly as me. I dont need personality supports, Im fine as I am right now.
Incredibly high standards, deliberate rudeness to attractive women to show them that I'm unaffected by their looks, 3/10 face.
I really wish i had a gf right now. Thanks r9k
I'm asexual, and no woman will ever consider a romantic relationship without sex.
I tell myself I don't need anyone, but sometimes I feel lonely. I just want someone to love.
>>24439713
Would you want a gf like her?
>>24439297
I'm fat and the only way for a fatty to get a gf is to get introduced to her by his friends and then successfully woo her with comedy.
I have no friends.
I don't even have a friend how do you expect me to get anything close to an intimate relationship?
>>24439297
Because I don't feel that the return is worth the investment. And even if I wanted one my non-existent looks, unpleasant personality, strange interests, and complete social retardation would make it neigh-impossible for me to acquire one.
>>24439616
Elaborate anon
ugly multi racial manlet freak
>>24439297
I just dont go out enough. I've had success talking to girls, but i cant promise them i'll be around, i got my immediate family to look after and there are kids there that need my support all the time
>>24440296
Probably nothing you haven't heard before. Long story short, it's the stereotypical "cheating whore i hate all women reeeeee" story. It's just that while I saw all these threads about how these guys had their hearts broken, I used to laugh and say "like that'll ever happen". But it did happen, and it was such a shock. My whole world had turned upside down. I couldn't believe how she dumped me after 3 years for a guy she'd only known for about a month.
Cause if I like a girl I drive her away by giving her too much attention. Ironic if I treated them like normal or worse it would be fine
>>24439297
masturbation and porn, literally.
>>24440860
yeah, that'll learn ya, normalshit
get out btw
I've lost the ability to care about bitches.
when I start to like someone my heart starts racing, and pounding, I get a lot of butterflies, It's hard for me to talk, I choke. I can't look them directly in the eyes. They become intoxicating. They are the only thing on your mind.
>>24439297
Don't feel like it. My waifu is more than enough for me.
Because I have oneitis and I can't tell if she likes me back or not.
>>24439297
I gave my last relationship everything I had. My life has been a complete shitshow and I'm not opening up to another woman as long as I live. I never want to hurt this badly again. I'm just going to throw myself into academics until I kill myself.
I look fucking disgusting
I completely neglect my health and hygiene, greasy anorexic loser
FUCK BEING MALE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24440030
If your asexual having a homosexual relationship is easier because you can satisfy guys easier by just 5 minutes of using your hands without all the maintenance. Otherwise I have difficulty believing you are actually asexual.
>>24439337
that's not true at all
you clearly don't understand yourself
I'm too scared. I do want one. If I wasn't so terrified of people, I'd probably have one by now.
Because I don't deserve one.
>>24439297
>tfw no cutefeet Asian gf
>>24439297
Because I don't care about having one, I prefer to remain alone.
Because I'd rather die old and alone than waste one second using online dating.
>>24439297
I had one. Lost her due to serious mental problems (on her end). I would like a new gf but it's incredibly hard to find someone good.
>>24439297
Because I'm 5'1'' and have zero social skills
>>24439297I don't actually want one
Girls don't like me.
It's that simple.
im 5'10
ugly
hard for me to make friends
Standards high and self esteem is low. The perfect storm.
Because I'm still not over the last oneLuckily I'm 6'3 and still get sex on the regular
I have one of those creepy diaper fetishes. No girlfriend will put up with it. No one wants me. I can't quit it . I think about killing myself a lot!
>>24439297
best answer to that is "would you date me?"
>>24439297
I have a gf. You jelly?
No one would ever want me obviously.
>>24443067
Most positive comment I read on this board.
I'm ugly, and smoke pot, occasional psychedelic trips. You can never find love when you are chasing the feeling of it synthetically.
because I'm thenice guythey deserve but not the one they need
>>24439297
Because I've been married for 6 years.
>>24439297
perfect soles
saved breh
I'm ugly and am scared of people.
I can't open up to anyone, because then they'll see the ugliness inside.
>>24439297
i hate to talk about myself and my problem and this build a wall between me and the others, it's just because i don't know my emotion and i don't want to appear weak because i'm scared to look inside and find just emptiness
>>24439297
Cause my last one was an alcoholic who wouldn't admit it. Even her parents saw it. Plus she was a bitch, and I never felt comfortable talking with her a she told me shit that ruined the relationship. She's young, with a bad drinking problem.
>just not wanting to be stuck in another one. Making time, have to buy gifts. It's too soon 5 me
I'm really quiet, so i think people just don't notice me or care.
I do, but she is 2D so I guess that might be a point off.
>>24439297
i'm not funny or engaging and not the best conversationalist especially with people i don't know well. Also i instinctively avoid talking to girls sometimes without even meaning to do it.
i feel even more insecure when i talk to girls and it gets worse the more attracted i am to them but even ones that i'm not attracted to at all are harder to talk to than guys.
>>24439297
because i can't talk to females.
Pic related wants to fly out to meet me
What do you guys think?
>>24440860
Hey you! You heard the guy!
>>24442604
I'm average looking, average built, a bit shy, but not too much. I don't say much but that's because I am either surrounded by people who are talking about things I am not too into (football(soccer) teams and whatnot), or I genuinely don't have a lot to say to further the discussion.
I have 3 photos of me on facebook, all of them are at least 3 years old.
I think I could pull off dating despite being anxious, it's just that I never get around getting things done. All it would take is me borrowing a camera from my housemate and getting some nice shots of me and all I would have to do is go on Tinder or a dating website, be that guy who's not into hookups and I would genuinely get multiple shots at a relationship.
But I don't do it, I don't know why. I think I am too self-aware to a point I can not progress anymore.
I had so many chances. All the nights out with the lads I've been to, all the hangouts, whenever people took photos I would just avoid being in them, now it looks like all I do is just university work and being in my room playing video games. There's some truth in this, but hardly covers all of it.
>>24439602
Same as this guy, Tobey Onnest. I don't bother trying to get a gf because I want to fuck, I don't even want to sleep in the same bed. If I needed sex I'd go to a whore.
i'm ugly, extremely boring, depressed etc etc...
>>24447414
loks like a whore thats using u
Deep down I know that no girl will ever really like me, so I don't waste their time.
Nobody would ever be happier with me
I'm awful I deserve to be mutilated and tortured to death
I don't have a job that'll give me the income to take her to places every once in a while or presents.
>>24439297
I'm an ugly fuck.
Also, dem feet.
I'm way too shallow. I hate myself for it. I cannot be happy with a solid 7/10 girl unless I find something very cute about her. I find It's imperative for me to be very attracted to a girl, otherwise I won;t even bother. I wish my standards were lower. Well, what I really wish is for things to have worked out with some of these really cute girls I used to talk to. Also I have a foot fetish which limits my choices down even more. I wouldn't stay with a girl who has 9/10 face but has unattractive feet. I am literally fucked.
>>24439297
I'm...
> not interesting
> not rich
> not handsome
> not social
> not confident
> not motivated
I see no reason why someone would be interested in me.
Because I am creepy, scrawny, and uninteresting.
>>24439297
Don't need one. Not really interested.
>>24439616
>soulmate
>seriously believing in an ancient Greek myth
kek
>>24439337
This omg yes this
Basically I would just sleep all day and night if it wasn't for the internet and food and sex
i'm fat and ugly
literally the only reasons as far as i can tell
i'm 6'2, muscular, masculine, intelligent, funny
but my appearence is just disgusting
might kill myself soon, i've just been delt such a shit hand in my appearence
honestly i don't think losing weight would even make much difference
the worst part about being so disgusting is that i can make people who know me love me as a friend but no one will ever be attracted to me; its never about personality its all about looks and money
>>24448921
a man of my own disposition right here
>>24448950
Literally my only hope of ever getting a gf is a girl who is so scared by the world that they need someone who looks like a bouncer just to make them feel secure; i'm so intimidating that younger kids used to scream slightly if they bumped into me at school
if you want to imagine what i look like combine 1987 andre the giant's body with the face of dexter jetster from star wars
>>24448921
you should at least see how you look if you get /fit/. Fat can actually have a huge impact on how your face looks. I used to think I was ugly, but now I don't really cause my face looks pretty different after loosing around 20 pounds or so.
>>24449085
Yeah but i think i might have acromegaly
I'm 6'2-6'3 but i'm only 18 and most people in my family grow untill they're in their late 20s
i have a massive head with a face that is somehow both long and wide and marginally visable cheekbones dispite my chubby cheeks
not to mention the fact that my feet are a US 16 and my hands are around 9" long
also without lifting when i was 15 i could bench 80kg, squat 110kg, and deadlift 150kg
also at 6'2 i have a 50" chest with like a 38-40" waist
I actuall have a 8/10 girl showing interest in me.
She has assburgers like me so she don't think im weird. But i'm to much of a pussy to do anything. i fear that she will lose interest soon.
>>24449206
>8/10
>4/5
>autistic grill
ffs, you'll never see an opportunity like this again. you've got to grab it before it slips through your fingers m8
>>24449206
If she's definately showing interest go for it right fucking now
because i want a bf
>>24439297
I'm good looking but shy as fuck and pretty awkward around new people
because I probably have autism and I am definitely ugly as shit.
>>24439297
I have an internet gf...
>>24449188
I'm sure there are tons of chicks who are into really big guys. You probably have a huge dick too you're set.
>>24450187
Its about 6.5 inches long so nothing special, it looks quite thick though
also i'm most likely mentally ill but i don't want to be tested because of the way it might limit my career opportunities. Also i have tons of scars on my thighs off self harm; literally on my fourth layer on both legs because i don't want them to ever be visable to most people
I was beginning to see this girl but late last night she told me I was wasting my time talking to her. She doesn't see us together because I'm not affectionate or something.
Fat, ugly, short, small dick is causing me to feel extremely inferior, I don't think I deserve anyone so I don't do anything about it. Just gonna die alone someday.
>>24439337
>i-i c-could g-get one..*murmurms* m-muh laziness
fuck off
>>24439297
I have never tried at all. The most I've ever done is observing from a distance.
>mfw my dad thinks I'm in a gay relationship with my best male friend
Because the last woman I met irl after talking for a few months online dropper all contact with me after we met.
So I am either hideous or I am a sperg talking to people irl. I decided then to just give up and except being alone forever.
My self esteem is pretty much at an all time low so it is probably better this way for everyone.
>>24439297
>ugly
>poor
>fat
>soon homeless
>dumb
i dont know OP i just dont know, iguess im not being myself enough
>>24442739
>I look fucking disgusting
I completely neglect my health and hygiene, greasy anorexic loser
visit /fit/ read sticky
get some motivation maybe from doing some social things (meet people with same interests)
and as for the hygiene take 2 showers a day wash your hands regurarly get a haircut (be it a buzzcut or whatever) and shave regurarly too
>>24451416
>>24451380
>>24450756
>>24449929
>>24451454
shit man all of you are M.E.?
>>24439297
because i only find 2d females attractive and 3d don't love anyways.
>>24442757
focus on yourself dont give a shit about people just listen to them you'll find yourself talking with them without a problem
>>24442784
then make yourself better so you deserve one fuck your shitty attitude
>>24442976
5'10 isnt short just because some jelly lanklet says here that >haha muh height
it doesnt matter if youre ugly ugly people can make friends too unless you want pretend friends (which i would not prefer)
I don't put myself out there because I don't wanna get hurt. I have baggage like being sexually assaulted and stuff so it's not worth it at this point.
Ugly people aren't allowed to be happy, happiness, love and living a fulfilling life is for beautiful people only.
>>24451661
maybe in hte next life we will be chads we dont know
>i could have one in the next moment i just have to write a sentence and press enterbut i wont cause i have serious trust issues
>>24451715
then you better off yourself quicklywith that attitude
>>24439297
I'm a fat ugly Mexican manlet
>>24439297
I want that girl to be my gf so bad.
I'm saving myself the hurt of rejection, breaking up, whatever else by simply never asking women out and for the most part even ackowledging them.
It's working out so far, but the side effects include me not being able to socialize basically at all. Oh well.
>>24451721
iktf bro i'm there right now
>we've been talking constantly for two weeks
>i know she'll lose interest soon enough
>planning to ask her out on a date to a concert (we have same music taste) this thursday but can't get myself to do it
hope it works out for you man
have shitty yellow teeth that make me not smile and in effect i'm insecure and can't relax around girls
They always want to do shit. Try to make me get a job even though my gambling system has worked for 8 years. Expensive when you are on a budget. Got aspergers so the longer I spend with someone, the easier it is for them to discover its all an act.
>>24440126
Being funny is really the only thing I got. I'm sure as hell not gunna woo anyone with my looks, and I don't have much in the way of money.
How am I supposed to get a gf if I can't even hold a minute long conversation with anyone.
>I'm ugly
>I'm not funny
>I'm not interesting
>I have a bit of money but I'm not rich
>I have literally one friend
>never met a grill with similar hobbies to my own
>live alone
>work alone so don't meet anyone new
>if I do meet new people I struggle to hold their interest
I hope that I can accept my fate of dying alone soon, because right now it still eats at me every day.
>>24439297
I have nowhere to meet people I'm interested in. I want to meet the more nerdy type of people (NEETs essentially), but at my college campus, it seems like everyone I know is the high-achieving rich girl or an airhead, one of the two.
