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>tfw fell for the "women have it on easy mode, just make an online dating profile!" meme

>inbox full of 35-50 year olds sending obviously copy-pasted, vaguely sexual messages
>profiles are all poorly lit selfies with either very little text or none at all, when there is text it's usually a list of retarded video games they play on a daily basis
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But anonette, you're wrong. Girls do have life on easy mode.

be my gf?
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>>24439243
>waahh! I, a 4/10 slut am getting men that are only SLIGHTLY more attractive than I am! I deserve Chad himself!
Can you say "entitlement"?
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>>24439243

are you aware that you have the power to message people first? that you can look through profiles until you find someone you think is cool and then... say hi?
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>>24439243
>annoying woman wanting to date above herself and mocking men for no reason
>>24439349
beta still gives her attention

there is no hope for the world
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>>24439385
>find someone you think is cool
Hasn't happened yet

>>24439383
>SLIGHTLY more attractive
HAHAHA no
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>>24439243
Yeah? So what? Take your fucking pick!

Will you not? Then yes, you have easy mode. Try being an average guy and have NO ONE message you.
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>>24439243
Feel our suffering
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>>24439385
but women are downs syndrome babies anon senpai
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>>24439418
Stuck up bitch. They're most likely far more attractive than you.
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>>24439418
the thing is this is probably bait but there are whores on r9komegle who think like this
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>>24439420
this tbhfam, women will always have the opportunity to get porked if they want to.
Unless you look like pic related, someone will pay to fuck you if youre a woman just for being a woman.
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>>24439420
>you have easy mode
How the fuck is this meant to be easy mode? You shitheads whine about single mothers all the goddamned time yet as a woman just looking for men younger than TWICE MY OWN AGE is asking for too much now?

Fuck the fuck off thank you very much.
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>>24439433
This, to be honest.
OP is obviously no exception except that he's a guy irltbh
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>>24439243
>tfw fell for the "women have it on easy mode, just make an online dating profile!" meme
alright OP i am going to give you 3 easy steps to reaffirm your easy mode life
1. post proof of being a grill
this is mostly for speeding things along. in all likely hood you are a man but it can serve for the few women posting on this board. regardless of posting a picture or not this thread will still get you guaranteed replies
2. post location
obviously for not wasting anyone's time but there are tons of betas out there that would settle for an e-gf
3. post contact info
you will get your choosing of all the thirsty betas. that is of course if you're not just looking for Chad.
congratulations on your validation of life on ez mode. please take this time to fuck off
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>>24439243
>robots: 25+ women? disgusting used up hags
>femanon: i'm not interested in men twice my age only looking for sex
>robots: UNGRATEFUL ROASTIE EZ MODE EZ MODE EZ MODE
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Tripfags are automatically filtered. If you want me to read your post, drop the trip.
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Being a fembot is suffering
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>>24439549
Namefags are automatically filtered. If you want me to read your post, drop the name.
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I'm an attractive 22 year old man, employed and in college, and I've had a dating profile before, tried messaging any girl who wasn't a retarded hamplanet and they all ignored me.

There's no way I could really believe you, honestly.
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>>24439608
Do you get pussy irl? If not you're not attractive m8
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FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH

SAGE
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Here's my profile picture. Now explain this shit you faggots.
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>>24439637
I have a girlfriend rn.
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>>24439637
No, I don't actually. What do you mean?
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>>24439730
Do girls try to fuck you, that's what he's asking
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>>24439243
FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE.

BEATS GETTING ZERO MESSAGES.
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>>24439694
You're Asian.
Only old white guys or weaboos would want you.
It's like dating a prepubertal child.
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>>24439694
>inb4 300+ replies

Bloxblixblix
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>>24439694
This was taken from the penpal thread....
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>>24439694

>plain chink that is absolutely nothing special

At least you're not fat. But you seem like a total bitch so I'll pass.
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>>24439812
>>24439817
>>24439821
>>24439826

Holy shit those lightning fast replies

You guys are absolute white knighting beta faggots my god
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Women still have it on easy mode... but once a woman has gone full roastie the only males who'll want to be with her are moral degenerates themselves. I mean who would want to be with a woman who's slept with others except for a loser?
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>>24439477

I don't get it.

She's not even that bad looking. Plus, she has low self-esteem, so we could bond over our shared depression and misery.
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>>24439858
>She's not even that bad looking.
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>>24439870

What? She's not.

She isn't overweight and she doesn't seem to have bad hygiene. I'm not really digging the way she's dressed, but, overall, I'd say she meets my standards.

Of course, I'm bottom-of-the-barrel ugly myself, so I've always been inclined to put more value on the inside of a person.
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>>24439243
Silly bait! You can't catch me!
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>>24439637
>>24439789

>>24439730 is not me. I have no idea why he's replying.
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>>24439901
You're pathetic anon
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Women in general think their shit smells like roses.

I am an attractive white male with money and am currently in process of getting my MBA.

I got rejected by a 4/10 jewish ginger with no tits or ass because she wants someone 6'2", blonde hair, and blue eyes.

I am only 26....my hope is the situation gets better as time goes on.
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>>24439923

Maybe so.

I just don't really get looks. Everyone's always so hung up on them, and they mean very little to me. I'm much more focused on people's vibes. I've met some very attractive girls who gave off shitty vibes and I wanted nothing to do with them.
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>>24439936
What was your major m8? What do you do?

It's rare to see a fellow business student on r9k
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>>24439525
>>24439480

If you have OPTIONS in the dating world and they all must validate you? Yeah! You're living the easy mode
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>>24439936
>attractive white male
>went for a 4/10
>complaining on /r9k/
>26
Something isn't right here.
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>>24439963
Yeah if a hot chick has a rotten personality I wouldnt want to have a relationship with them.
Not like you'd get the chance though right stud?
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>>24439996
I'm currently getting my my MBA with a marketing concentration because I'm good at it but I may change before graduation. Currently interning with a local startup's marketing department.

>>24440007
Tell me more
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>>24440019

lol, obviously not.

Eh. What can I do? Gotta make the best of a bad situation.
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>>24440001
>in the dating world
>dating
Do these men sound like they're here for "dating" to you?
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>>24440007
>attractive white male

Have you never seen a faces thread? This board is full of 7/10 male virgins.
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>>24440052

>Ugly guy hit's on girl
>Ugh you only want me for sex, you pig

>Attractive guy hits on girl
>please fuck my face!
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>>24440054
This. Most robots are p decent looking which probably explains why they are so frustrated when they can't get laid.
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>>24440131

Yep.

The ugly robots are usually the chillest ones. Unless they lack any semblance of self-awareness.
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>>24440054
>Have you never seen a faces thread? This board is full of 7/10 male virgins.

Most of us are 5-6/10 at best desu senpai
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>>24440054
>7/10
pffthahaha
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>>24439477
This is a russian dude on hormones

he has hella wide shoulders
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>>24439694

>expecting quality men on dating sites
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>>24440184
She got hips tho
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>>24439243
How old are you?

Also fagits if you wont date hambeast dont shit on op pls. It is still an option, a bad one but still an option. If you think you deserve more than hambeast, prove it fagits.
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>being fat
>being too stupid to do less of something
>losing on tutorial-mode
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>>24439936
It will because their options start running out really fast and you get to enjoy the hope drain from their lives.
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Women are the niggers of genders desu senpai
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>>24439243
>inbox full

Get out.
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>>24440482
This
goddammit robot why
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>63 posts later and nobody has given a real answer to OP's question
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>>24440561
What question?
Meh i have to write some more because of captcha
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>>24440732
Where's the easy mode robots are talking about?
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>>24440893
No such thing. As I said, robots have options too, just they have preferences and very high standards. They wont fuck hambeasts where hambeast = around 20% of population (way more in developed countries, maybe 50 in some). Prove me wrong.
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>>24439418
cockscuking whore
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>>24440893
OP is just a liar. I made an OKC with an Asian girl photo like that and I got more messages from shirtless muscular Chads than I got from old men or neckbears.
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>>24441047
Link to profile or I'm not buying it.
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>Chad won't fuck me
>"LIFE IS REALLY HARD FOR US GIRLS. I GOT OFFERED A PAID VACATIONS BY SOME 5'6 GUY.... EWWWWW RIGHT? ONLY GOT 30 MESSAGES ON MY OKCUPID ACCOUNT. STACY GOT 50!!! WOW!!!
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>>24441176
>can't come up with a proper counterargument
>better strawman the fuck out of everything and put words into her mouth!
Fuck off cockmongler.
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>>24439243
Check your female privilege, slut!

If any of us did the same thing, we would literally receive no messages, well maybe a few spambot ones.
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>>24441012
>prove me wrong

Proven wrong bitch
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>>24441147
I deleted it but it was blank and had a photo of a generic korean girl.
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>>24441353
Not stated that he approached ham and failed.
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>>24441606

What would be the point in approaching girls you're not attracted to?
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>>24441627
The point is you didn't prove him wrong at all.
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>>24441012
I don't have any options at all nor do I have any standards. If this isn't you, I don't think you're a robot
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i can't tell if you guys are being serious half the time. i'm going back to /v/ to shit post
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>>24441854
/v/ is the most normalfag board is I'm not suprised
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>>24441854

bye bye normie! Don't come back
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>>24441899
just kidding changed my mind, i'm going to go shit post on all of your other threads while i fuck my boyfriend

>>24441880
i think you might be thinking of /soc/
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>>24441977
It's pretty close cut
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>>24441353
Is this real life?

I'm glad I never approached a girl in real life. Most of them are cunts, knew it since the day I started from kindergarten till journeying into adulthood.
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http://www.okcupid.com/profile/fishermanseggs

hello

please rate my profile

thank you

(only girls allowed thanks)
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>>24442067
>hello, I'm something and i like some stuff, blah blah, blah..
yawn/10. Seriously boring.
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>>24442182

thanks for the rating, i appreciate the content generated
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Fuck OP, I need some help, brobots
>make okc to shitpost and mess with roasties
>come across genderfluid girl
>send dumb messages
>she's nice in response
>feel bad
>have decent discussion for two days
>tonight she asks me out for coffee
She's a real vagina grill, but should I be wary??
>BPD
>major depression
>on meds
But she's qt af
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>>24442307
>>BPD
>>major depression
>>on meds
Pump&dump is your best option.
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>>24442067
People won't bother to read your profile because your pic is shit.
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>>24439243
>obviously copy-pasted

I hate these and always ignore them. As well as the ones that are just "hey" or some variation of it.
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>>24442307

>should I be wary?
>>genderfluid girl
>>BPD, major depression, on meds

Are you stupid? You have to ASK if you should be wary after knowing that?
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>>24442388
I'm a dumb faggot that might fall for her.
I'm also ugly as fuck and black.
And a virgin.
>>24442460
But I'm horny all the time and want a qt to fuck and cuddle and choke on my dick
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>>24442067
sound like a nazi with all that german shit
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>>24442632
>black

no wonders its practically a requirement to fuck a nigger these day

shell probably fall for you for fucks sake just roll with it youre not a true bot anyway
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>>24439243
>Be male
>Set up online dating profile
>3 months and not a single message/reply

YOUR LIVING EASY MODO OP
DESPITE YOUR FLAWS SOMEONE STILL WANTS TO FUG YOU
NO MAN CAN SAY THAT HERE

GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
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>>24439694
id hit it
with my original comment
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>>24439243
And if you made the same profile as a male, you'de get a grand totall of zero messages.

Women have it easy because they get options, DOZENS of options with no effort, and can exploit any of them any way they please.

Tell the guy who listed his vidya you like him, and you like vidya, but havent had much money to play. He'll offer to buy you something on steam. Bingo, theres your example of how you have it easy just by getting messages at all.
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>>24442685
How am I not a true bot?
>virgin
>actually khhv
>no friends
>depressed
>multiple suicide attempts
>no ambition
>constantly want to die
>anime and shitposting are my only hobbies

White guys can at least fuck escorts, but I can't.
Fuck you.
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>>24442786
>you have it easy
I don't even like video games at all in case you didn't get the hint.

Last time I checked people went on a dating site in the hopes of a __relationship__, not spray and pray retards sending copy pasted messages to 300+ girls in the hopes of getting their dicks wet.

>hurr it's because I'm a male
As you can see, I'm not exactly ugly. So being a female isn't the only thing having to do with not getting ignored. Don't know if I can say the same about you.
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>>24439848
Doesn't white knighting mean defending a supposed girl over the Internet? None of those replies are defending her tho...
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>>24442904
>people went on a dating site in the hopes of a __relationship__
There is a difference between tinder, okcupid, and eharmony yet I think they all fall under the "dating website" umbrella. It depends where you look
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>>24441308
>>24439243
This. fuck off
I'm 7/10, had an actual profile and still haven't gotten any messages other than a legitimate spam bot
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>>24443511
Then you're not a 7/10
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>>24443511
>>24442700
>note: it's been almost 2 months
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>>24439848
>robots and neets
>expecting facebook timed replies

Time for you to leave
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>>24443527
>implying I would use a photo of me as my main display one to draw in people only caring for looks

I realize how futile this sounds because it's women we're talking about, but still.
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>>24439243
>online dating
It does not take a genius to see that online dating sucks. Lots of men are looking for easy fuck because well they are like hungry dogs.

Guys here regurgiate the bullshit of "women have it on easy mode", because they do not put any effort into themselves and then wonder why no girl wants them. So that is their conclusion.

The efforts in one's personal development can be one of many things, education, working out, battling with addictions, cultivating skills, anything.

Incidentally, for openly claiming that one does anything of mentioned above, one gets branded as chad and normie here.

On the benefit of doubt that you are genuine, let me say this. Guys here like to dwell on their misery, despite many knowing that there is a way from this and this requires willpower and determination. Most of them choose to bitch and moan about their misery instead.

Be aware of that when you read posts here and suddenly you are able to pick out the bits of objective truth behind the pile of moans and complains about their miserable situation.
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>>24443655
Then your pic is not really a 7/10, fucks sake. Happy?

Why would you even keep catfishing for months when it's not yielding any results? I smell the bullshit a mile away.
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>>24442902
You're a nigger. Go rape someone.
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>tfw not afraid to talk to girls or flirt
>tfw can't invite any chick over because still live with parents
>tfw deathly afraid of moving out and living by myself and doing my own taxes and shit
Being an attractive loser is stressful sheesh
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>>24444794
you can still bring them home, i do it and i'm still with my parents, but i'm half blind so i've got an excuse
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>>24443668
fuck off normie. why the fuck are you even here claiming to be an expert on robots when you don't even know what it's like to be one? you're worse than a porn commenter.
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>>24442902
try raping, its the negro way of getting laid.

also, are there no nigger escorts?
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Why do they refuse to be the one who messages first robots? You can't expect good things to just roll up to you, Chad's not gonna come to you all the time, you've gotta go get him.
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>>24439477
>Women have easy access to sex
>Therefore, their entire life is easy

I see.
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>>24445003
>Implying you can't manipulate betas into doing shit for you on the premise you might touch them

E Z MODO
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>>24445003
>women can literally live off a man of they want to
>not easy mode
Plz
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>>24444831
Explain where he's wrong then.
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>>24445046
Yeah? Who would be willing to let me live off of them?
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>5/10 messages me.
>she's a mildly successful business girl.
>I'm a neet manlet.
I don't want to message her back because I don't want to be in that situation where I'm being helped too much.

Do you 7/10 guys really not get any messages? I've gotten about six over the last year not including the cougars and spam bots. It's not allot but it's options.
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>>24445097
put actual effort into your body like you expect men to do, and it will happen easily
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>>24443668
>despite many knowing that there is a way from this and this requires willpower and determination.
Please do tell
>inb4 be urself
>inb4 just do it
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>>24445106
Fuck off with the wishy washy asnwers. You know you're full of shit.
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>>24445097
Plenty of dudes, you just have to look for them. You will need to aim lower if you're not attractive or old by the way.
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>>24445120
See >>24445115
tpuerigjlfkbxnvm
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>>24445115
it's not wish washy, put effort into your body the same way chad does with gym or healthy food and running
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>>24445136
Yes it is. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, otherwise give step by step instructions.
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>>24445134
It's true, how many dudes with jobs have you asked out?
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>>24445148
how is telling you to either run and eat healthy or go to the gym hard to understand? i'm doing it right now, it's not hard
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>>24445161
See >>24445148 you fucking piece of shit.
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>>24445166
And then what?

>inb4 hurr durr they will come to you begging you to let them give you monies

Literally does not happen.
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>>24445169
None then??
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>>24439243
Women do have it on easy mode. YOUR INBOX IS FULL!

> Be male with poor genetics on generic free dating site for around 4 years.
> Send messages, view profiles, remake my profile every 6 months to keep it fresh.
> Tfw maybe 6 replies and 0 dates in THE LAST FOUR YEARS.
> Tfw no one has even viewed my profile in the last 2 months.

Yeah I fell for the bait 2/10 made me reply. Just because the guys interested in you aren't Chad, you're still getting interest. For a guy, even when they put in effort women still outright ignore them.
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>>24445148
Take that dating profile of yours. Say you need someone to look after you on your profile. Message men FIRST. Get the one who wants you.
If this doesn't work, then you don't have life on very easy mode and you have to move up to easy mode which is the same but with you not mentioning prior that you intend to sponge off your bf.

I'm none of them, either. Their answers are legit shit but you're still useless.
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ITS STILL EASY MODE, FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


THATS LIKE RECEIVING A BOX FULL OF MONEY AND THEN COMPLAINING IT ISNT ENOUGH


FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24445181
and then what? you'll actually look attractive to a large majority of the population and people will hit on you, haven't you seen what cardio bunnies look like? don't you think looking like that would benefit you?
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>>24445183
Keep deflecting you fucking faggot. You're full of shit. Nothing of what you say or think is based even remotely in reality. Instead it's a combination of leddit/tumblr screencaps and "grass is greener" mentality.

>>24445219
Are you illiterate? Full of != full, you chuklefuck. It's full of 40 year old men looking for a sub or some shit.

>>24445254
lmao nice fucking red herring. The original point was "to live off of". Try again?
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>>24445271
oh jesus christ it's like you're trying as hard as you can to not be helped, if you look attractive people will want to keep you as a fucking trophy wife, it's such a simple concept and tons of people are doing it, is thinking hard for you?
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>>24445271
>keep deflecting
>your only argument is nuh-uh!
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>>24439477
Holy shit she's still alive? I thought she killed herself all those years ago, or at least did the hormone thing to turn into a guy.
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>>24445302
>you're trying as hard as you can to not be helped,
>robots being in charge of self awareness

>people will want to keep you as a fucking trophy wife
You're fucking deluded. You think that's a more than 1 in 1000 case? I'm not a blonde bimbo so that won't happen.

>>24445308
>mfw your only argument is b-b-b-b-b-b-but it's true
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>>24439694
You're Asian. That's it I guess.
What are you looking for on dating sites?
A bf/gf? One nighters? You're Asian so I don't see a lot of options for you OP.
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>>24445331
You don't have to be a blonde bimbo just aim lower
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>>24445331
i'm not a robot you spastic, but seeing as you're that determined to stay lonely go for it, i couldn't care less
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>>24445350
Trophy wife is hardly a real thing and when it is it's not easy to become one even if you're attractive. God fucking damn it just shut the fuck up already and get a reality check, christ.
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>>24445352
You've already established you can't and won't answer my question. So fuck off.
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>>24445372
>Chad won't make me his trophy wife so no one will
Lol
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>>24445384
>memes his way out of an actual refutation
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>>24445403
You wanna marry the short bald guy then?
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>>24445347
>You're Asian so I don't see a lot of options for you OP.
Why?
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>>24445136
>put effort into your body the same way chad does with gym or healthy food and running
>just b urself
wew lad
e
w
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>>24442067
Jesus fuck change your profile pic.
How come nobody can figure out how to take a decent profile picture?
First of all use a decent camera, not a shitty webcam.
Seconddl make sure that you have good lighting. Having shitty lighting makes everyone look like a 4 or below.
And thirdly, pick a nice background. Just a picture of you in your bedroom makes you look like a fucking loser. Go outside, find a nice place, then take a picture.
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>>24439243
>I have the pick of the litter and most of them aren't that good
Big fucking deal you whiny fucking loser.
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>>24442632
>>24442902
Okay, sounds like you're approximatly in the same league.
Go for it I guess, but keep in mind that you're not welcome here anymore.
Fucking normie scum
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>>24443035
Tinder: One night stands and fuckbuddies
Okcupid: tumblrinas, fedoras, and fat old men
eHarmony: single moms and assorted normies
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>>24440208
That gargantuan head, though
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>>24439243
Problem? If you reverse the genders I'd be so happy to have 35-50 year old women wanting to fuck me. So fuck off with your TFW no BF because you have Tonnes of guys trying to get with you.
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>>24442067
>I dance in a local German dance group and travel all about the northern area of the state dancing at various Oktoberfests and other functions with a group of twenty or so other people.

>I am not much of a cinema buff but I do really like sushi and seafood. My other favorite seafood dish would have to be calamari. I like foods that test your stomach, they fun to eat, and with sushi there is always something new out there someone is trying.

My favorite music is metal. I like shoegazy/black metal stuff like Urfaust and Agalloch, but I also like faster and more energetic bands like Vektor, Kreator, The Black Dahlia Murder, and Sodom. I think Metal is a fun genre because it does not take itself so seriously as alot of other music does. Alot of times it's more about just having fun and letting your emotion run wild.

You giant faggot
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>>24445605
>I'd be so happy to have 35-50 year old women wanting to fuck me.
Most people here don't share that sentiment.
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>get 50 messages a day
>most are just "hey :)"
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>>24439694
>Now explain this shit you faggots.
Basically they're scared they'll die if they don't pass along the profile to someone else within a week.
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>>24439243
>tfw I want to eat cake
>all I get are these loaves of bread
>literally starving here
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>>24445972
This.
End your life, OP.
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>>24445972
>>24446055
>equating 40 year old borderline sexual predators to "bread"
More like poison. How about you end your fucking lives?
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>>24439243
>>24445923
WHAT THE FUCK

I'VE SEEN THESE POSTS ON HERE BEFORE IN THE EXACT SAME THREAD WITH THE EXACT SAME IMAGES
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Make your profile pic a bit more 'livelier' with a smile and shit

youre welcome b, you can thank me by posting 'Thanks g, you the goat'
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>>24446082
Alright post your inbox full of 40 year old sexual predators you cunt
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>>24445923
I'd kill for a hey you fucking entitled faggot
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This is why people think women that are ugly don't have a boyfriend, because they're entitled as shit. Stop aiming so high and maybe you'll have one.
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>>24439243
You ate true unwanted attention is billion times better than no attention at all
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>>24446092
That's because every time a woman makes a thread like this, they always have to post the same female reaction images because "omg look guise i'm a gril ;)"
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>>24439445
>>24439450
>>24441032
>dem rustled jimmies
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>>24444617
>>24444919
No, I'm not raping anyone.
Go shoot up a school and fuck your sisters or your dog, probably the same creature, considering how fucked up white people are.
>>24445545
>literally the least normie possible
Please kill yourself
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>>24447573
>No, I'm not raping anyone.
thats what all blacks say
>I dindu nuthin


also, to repeat my question, are there no nigger escorts? and why do you as a nigger feel entitled to white women?
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>>24439694
>Now explain this shit you faggots.
No need, your photo did all the explaining for us.
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>>24439243
pick the best looking and fuck one you dirty whore, none of them would flat out say no unless youre a sub 5 or super -really super- crazy.

And I mean a standard 5, not a British 5 which is a standard 2.
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>>24439694
What the fuck do you expect. You look like the fucking cover off The Ring movie or at best a sleazy asian brothel photo. Guys are visual animals, get a better fucking photo, show off your petite asian body. You'll get loads of guys, take your pick.
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>>24447939
Even black escorts won't see me.
I also wouldn't pay to fuck a white woman, only Latinas, black, or middle eastern.
Why are you so mad?
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>>24448684
>Even black escorts won't see me.
:DDDDD
rekt m8
I have never in my life heard of that occuring to anyone.
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>>24439243
E N T I L E D
R O A S T I E
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>>24445923
explain to us, almighty femanon, what exactly you are supposed to use to message a girl on a dating site?

are you supposed to mention stuff in her profile? i tried that and it got me nowhere. and at the same time, I see all these screencaps of fake chad profiles literally saying "hey" and getting a girl wanting to fuck

so, what the fuck?
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>>24449331
You're not supposed to do anthing other than being a Chad. After you become one, just be a dick or do whatever you want.
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>>24440272
Fat chicks are just as entitled, if not more so.
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>>24445271
This is a guy trolling.

Nice bait OP. You're not actually a roastie.

P.S. all women are subs.
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>tfw fell for the "just b yourself bro!" meme
>inbox empty
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It's not hard, anon. Just get dressed up and be yourself and the boys will come. :^)
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>>24439694
stop eating homeless peoples dogs chink
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>>24445923
>tfw he acts all cutsey with you
kawai I want to peg him
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>>24439694
Cute desu. Try smiling, maybe a little lipstick. Kinda reminds me of the Grudge. Not ugly, just spooky.
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>>24445231
The days of men wanting to take care of women are over. You are expected to contribute to bills like a roommate.

Having a pussy and knowing how to work a spatula isn't a viable option anymore.
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>>24439694
just bee yourself, lower your standards.
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>>24439243

>be male
>create an okpoopit profile
>90% of women of any kind never read your messages
>most of them tell blatant lies about their motivations or preferences, etc
>either all of them are fakes, or the lot of em copy past each others profiles
>women who want a long term dating relationship only want ONS with hot guys
>they want me to invent some super original message because otherwise they wont read it

And then i did this

>changed my profile picture to a hot guy
>changed my profile to having a good paying job
>everything else got rewritten into contradicting bullcrap no sane mind would believe

Fucking bitches flooded my message box.
>lost hope
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>>24439243
It's easy relative to a man, fuckwit.
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>>24439561
Don't eat yourself to obesity and then complain about losing the genetic lottery. The two are UNRELATED.
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>>24443779
Not him but I've been doing it over a year now because I'm lonely.
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>>24439694
Honestly you're extremely cute (that you already know), you're probably just on the wrong sites are doing something retarded that keeping you matching up with old men.

Would date if I were single.
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>>24439694
Pic stolen from penpal thread, OP confirmed for secret internet fatty pretending to be a thin girl.
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just b skinny
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