Stolen snake venom from a zoo i got fired from. Dubs decides what i do with it.
>>24439144
>>>/b/
Drink it tho
>>24439144
Smear on hands and rub your eyes.
>>24439144
Numb your hand and start fapping.
Why the fuck would you steal snake venom you fucking retard
>>24439144
Why were you fired?
Also if dubs you return it to the zoo intact and apologize.
>>24439144
Pour it into the public ketchup dispenser at Wendy's.
Pour it down your urethra
Rub it on your dick.
>>24439144
Winrar?.
Someone said Winrar already?
Go to a bar. Find a random slit and buy her a drink. Put the venom in it.
That'll teach those Stacy whores
Dump it down the toilet
>>24439198
Git fired for a bs reason so i thought why not
>>24439195
Rerollaningon.
>>24439216
Fuck you, I love Wendy's.
Pour the venom in your ass, Op.
Inject it into a vein on your penis
Do not do anything but fap!
Rub it onto your sphincter.
>>24439234
Dump it down the sink
What snake?
Go innawoods and slay a bear by pouring it down its throat. Then eat it and die with the predator; your pray.
>>24439263
Use it as lube and jerk off
Make pancake batter out of it and give them to birds
>>24439263
Idk what snake. It was freshly milked when i grabbed it. They hadn't ladled it yet
>>24439277
Well. There you go Senpai.
>>24439144
Give it back to the zoo you stole it from
>>24439277
FUGGIN CHEKD M8
>>24439277
Hooray
You win
Good job
OP better deliver
Put it in a perfume bottle and donate it to an abused women's shelter along with so nice clothes.
Preserve it. You'll know when you need it.
Hint: Not homicide.
>>24439277
czech'd robot don't do this
>>24439144
looks an awful lot like perfume
>all these people not knowing venom is only dangerous around open wounds
didn't know everyone here was so underaged
>>24439277
and just as usual, op never delivers because he's a fuckboy redditor
>all these people saying eat it
That's not how venom works you... you... DOUBLE NIGGERS! It would just taste bitter!
>>24439391
What about in your dickhole or other mucous membrane
Inject it into penis. Post pics/video.
Ask to give a urine sample at a doctors office because your pee pee hurts.
Put the snake vemon in the test cup they give you to pee in.
Pour it in a size-able blood sample and see how it affects the blood. I read online that the blood coagulates into a solid and a sample in a circular container will pretty much form a semi squishy puck.
>>24439504
That sounds pretty cool.
If OP doesn't want to use it as lube this is a good option too.
>>24439498
keq
>mfw imagining the looks on the technicians' faces
>>24439144
That's a big vile
>>24439220
Came here to post the same thing.
>>24439778
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First off, drinking venom isn't going to kill you
Second, venom is expensive sell it.
>>24440008
Is there an underground trade in venom?
get your worst enemy over there and tell him you want to reconcile
spike his beverage with the shit and serve him
>>24439195
Id RR that for a dollar
>>24439144
Microdose it to develop a venom tolerance so you can hunt snakes. If it's a neurotoxin or some shit maybe you could catch a buzz off it.
>>24439144
http://snake-venom.net/snake-venom-for-sale.htm
holy fuck OP
that vial has to have atleast four grams!
dude you stole ATLEAST one hundred dollars from them
>>24439277
Mfw OP will never do this because he is a gigantic pussy
>>24439144
Sell it.
>>24439172
Venom is different than poison in that it needs to be put straight into the blood stream. He needs to inject it or put it in his eyes.
>>24439144
Go back to the zoo tomorrow and return it with an apology letter. Let them know you are sorry for acting out, but that you understand why you lost your job and wish the staff and everyone else the best.
>>24440222
TRIPPPS CHEKKKED
Sell it online. I don't know if you can get away with selling that kind of shit on eBay, if you can't, you could try a darknet market. Jack up the price and hope to find some malicious dumbass who hates daddy and wants him to go away forever.
>>24440279
And if you want help figuring out how to sell stuff on markets like that, I'm far, far from an expert, but I could probably help you figure it out some.
Post more Venom.
How did you get fired from the zoo?
>inb4 "milking snake venom"
>>24439144
Mainline it
>>24439144
Give to a drug addict.
>>24439144
Mail to me so I can end my misery
get a boner and inject it into your dick
