Any other anons got high school greentexts from back in their HS days? I'll start.
>be me
>practically dying in chemistry class
>fucking panting in short, fast breaths and feel like barely movable
>decide to put my head down to see if it helps
>instantly hear the sound of rolling chair
>even through the pain the rage of a thousand niggers that have been deprived of their chicken flows through me
>keep head down
>noshitsgiven.ogg
>"Anon, wake up!"
>slowly look up at teacher
>has the look of a prissy white girl who was denied her starbucks
>"If you want to sleep, you can do it at lunch or after school in detention in my room!"
>the berserk armor is activating
>almost fucking explode on rollingcunt
>calm down at last second
>"Teacher, I'm really, really sick, I don't remember feeling this bad in my life."
>looks at me with same look
>"Well, you can't put your head down, do your work"
>hold back the biggest torrent of rage ive had in my life
>go home at lunch
sexy teacher story
>>24438191
I threw up a few years ago in biology class, dunno if it's interesting enough
>>24438191
what was actually wrong
>>24438191
>doesn't just walk out
k
>>24438353
Horrible flu.
>guy I almost dated in HS got arrested in 2014 for trying to join ISIS.
Pretty unusual one, id say.
>>24438678
>another guy from my graduating class died from a heroin overdose.
Class of '09, amirite?
>12th grade
>English class, reading Beowulf
>wigger faggot next to me is either asking me what every other word means or to do his worksheet for him.
>eventually get fed up and go grab a dictionary from the shelf and set it down in front of him.
>alpha as fuck.jpg
>he takes the dictionary, gets up and slams it over my head, I end up passing out and had a concussion.
>he ends up arrested for assault, beat up again by his younger (10th grade) brother when I come back. Apparently he was going to be the first of his family to graduate high school and now couldn't because he got expelled.
>I was known as 'dictionary' for the rest of the year
>>24438779
>sensiblechuckle.gif
>>24438779
>beat up again by his younger (10th grade) brother when I come back
>I was known as 'dictionary' for the rest of the year
>alpha as fuck, gets assaulted twice, is still the one that get's a stupid nickname
it just isn't fair
>>24438531
>Implying everyone here isn't to beta to do that
I miss high school, anons. I really fucking do.
>back in 2005ish when the sixth harry potter book came out
>I was a 16 year old le epin /b/tard and decide I should go yell Snape kills Dumbledore at a local midnight release.
>Only had learners permit so I couldn't legally drive without a licensed driver with me. Since I had no friends, much less one with a full license I went by myself anyway.
>Walk in, close to midnight so good little crowd.
>Yell my shit, everybody mad, some kids crying, have some lulz, stay a bit too long rubbing it in.
>Go to leave
>Mall rent-a-cop starts running at me from way down the corridor where he was at the guard post drinking coffee after he heard commotion.
>panic and start running even though I could have probably made it out with only jogging since the guard was huge fat fuck in his 60s.
>get out to parking lot, I parked by door so I run to my car
>dig out keys since it was such an old pos that the remote didn't work anymore; I was a retard and had locked it out of habit.
>so nervous I drop them instead
>can't find them in the dark before guard catches me. He actually thought I had stolen something, laughs in my face for a good two minutes when he finds out the real story.
>banned from mall for a year
>once he looked at my license and saw it was only a learner's permit he called the real cops.
>lost learner's permit, got ticket for violating curfew
>they had to call my mom to come pick me up
>that shameful ride home in silence still haunts me. She had to go back the next day with dad to get my car (we eventually found the keys)
>to top it off a qt from school was in the line and told everyone there what I did, so laughed at even more at school.
>>24438626
You are a pathetic weakling.
>be me
>friend tells me about fuckboi.jpg
>rat him out on FB to try and get brownie points
>go to school next day
>everyone fucking staring at me like i shot a man
>alpha. as. fuck.
>get literally escorted to principle's office
>ask me if i made the post
>say yes, without hesitation, looking cuntlord in the eyes
>still. alpha. as. fuck.
>well, we have to recommend you for expulsion, your hearing is in two weeks.
>what
>yeah, you are suspended until the hearing. see you.
>parents walk me out of school
>second i walk out
>cop comes to me
>got to talk to you at station
>you fucking kidding me
>get dragged to station
>told that im possibly being charged with cyberbullying
>cyberbullying
>the asshole that ruins girls lives is considering pressing charges against me for telling the truth online
>ask if im being detained
>cops say no
>get up
>walk out
>parents drive me home without words
>check FB before they take my shit away
>every. girl. is. fucking. all. over. me.
>feelsgoodman
>go to hearing 2 weeks later
>expelled for rest of school year
>woke up feeling like shit, felt like I had a flu
>hey mom I feel like crap can I stay home
>NO ANON YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL
>get to school feel like absolute shit
>first period is gym
>WELL ITS FITNESS TEST WEEK TIME TO RUN A MILE
>one of the worst feelings in my life, run a mile in 16 minutes and barely beat the fat kid
>thought I was legitimately going to keel over
>wait until 4th period
>go to nurse
>blow a 103 degree fever
>out of school for 4 days
I can say I'm the only person I've ever known in my life who ran a mile with the flu.
>>24439080
Tbh that's pretty kek anon
>ticket for curfew
wtf?
>>24439225
'murrica
A law states that if your under 18 you can't be out past a certain time unless with a parent, my city was 11.
Daily reminder that while you're still beta and emotionally stunted, you have more confidence than when you were in high school.
If you could go back in time, you could actually have dominated high school and eventually learned to grow with your peers.
But you won't, because you're stuck here forever.
>>24439275
Unfortunate truth.
>be in 10th grade
>On tennis team
>Every year we would take a trip down south during Easter Break for a camp/trip
>Girls team also goes along
>Attraction develops with one of the players on the girls team
>End up walking on the beach at night holding hands
>Start hanging out, talking.
>By the last day I am sleep deprived as fuck since the older players got the beds in the place and I had the floor
>On way back to rooms she tries to kiss me, but I missed the cue and end up just hugging her
>She doesn't talk to me the whole ride back
>Confused as fuck start to panic that I fucked up
>3 days go back, she still won't talk to be.
>Really confused and don't want to lose her
>Decide to look up her number in the phone book
>Call her
>"Anon how'd you get my number"
>"I looked it up in the phone book"
>Silence. Click
>Never talk to her again
Didn't realize until a year later that I violated common sense social norms
>>24439189
>friend tells me about fuckboi.jpg
i don't understand
>>24439448
fuckboi was fucking with his gf who was also a good friend of mine.
>>24439275
i imagine this is what people tell themselves to console themselves
so much can change over four years, and yet so little as well
give it up, la mia familia
don't even look back at that shit, just run
>>24439325
What a fucking bitch. I'm sure she was Anon, but seriously, fuck people who aren't straight up. What a fucking faggot. I guarantee that if she really wanted to kiss you any time after that, she could've. You don't need people like that in your life. Everything happens for a reason, and it was probably because she's a stupid fucking cunt
>>24439741
*I'm sure she was cool Anon
>>24438191
I used to get that feel all the time, would get really hot and nauseous too, would just put my head down and end up waking up when class was over, fucking sucked, a few times, there were no chairs around when it happened and I'd just sit on the floor and pretend to take like 10 minutes tying my shoe just so I wouldn't puke all over the place
Never did find out what the hell was up with that
>>24439741
I also found out later that she had a bet going with some of the other girls as to whether or not we would kiss. She lost, and that was why she didn't talk to me anymore. After I found that out, I got it over it fast.
