Red flags name for boys. Ladies post 'em up!
>Jonathan
>Satou Hideki
Bryan or brian
Plink
>having a name too uncommon to ever show up here
feels good man
>>24438029
I agree, Jonathan is straight red flag shit.
Kyle, Trevor, Jim, Chris/Christian
>>24438029
>>24438139
RED FLAG NAMES FOR GIRLS:
>HANNAH
>RACHEL
>REBECCA
>>24438311
None of these are my name but I agree.
>>24438029
all of 'em
>>24438311
Another red flag for girls
>Joanna
>Jessica
My name is Drew (technically Andrew but I go by Drew) is that red flag tier?
>jacob
Jakes are cool tho
>>24438029
>tfw jonathan
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>24438029
>>24438139
Why is my name a red flag.
>>24438029
What do you think of the name Philip?
It just kind of makes me think of a rather sheltered, quiet, meek, generally submissive and passive beta nerdwhich is basically me in a nutshell
>>24438653
Makes me think of a qt dota player
>>24438311
spotted the mad Jonathan
>>24438409
I've known some pretty bro-tier Drews
>>24438332
>my name
L O N D O N
O O
N N
D D
O O
N N
is blake a good name
>>24439354
that is the most Chad fucking name possible
>>24439354
more chad than Chad
>mfw my name has never been summoned in one of these threads
>>24438467
It's the name of a lawfag
Why is OP so obsessed with Jonathan?
>>24438311
Britney, all Britney's and Rachels's are batshit crazy
>tfw never any germanic names in here so im ok
>>24439643
Idk
It's stupid because it is the #1 most common name. Unless it's not.
>>24438029
josh, what about josh. every other josh I've met has been weird as fuck. but I'm definitely no chad so
>tfw my name is generic but never mentioned in a negative way
>>24439652
I fucking second this
Sorry if your parents named you this, but if they did, and you're not a cunt, please just live up to your name, make them miserable and never reproduce
>>24439688
Hello Mike.
>>24439591
>my name is an extremely popular dog name
>>24439732
I-its not Spike is it?
That is my name and i never heard of anyone else with it
>>24439759
no, that's a pretty cool name though
Kevin
Brad
Todd
Chase
Hunter
Shane
Nick
Justin
>>24439732
Who the fuck names their kid Rex?
>fairly common name
>never gets posted
I'm single and ready to mingle ladies.
>>24439847
you'll never get it familia, I'm indifferent about my name but I'm glad it's not Chad
My name is the name of a popular DC Comics character
>>24439835
w-what's wrong with nick?
>>24438439
fuck u, i go by both that's confusing as hell idk what to think
>Spencer
>Duncan
>Ross
The trifecta of putrid shit names/dudes
>>24439620
Sick reference, bro!
I think we can all agree that the absolute worst name is Matt
I've never dated a Matt who wasn't an autist
>>24439889
Barry, Bruce, Clark, Arthur, Hal, John, Vic?
>tfw David
Analyze, fembots!
>>24439732
Is it Max?
>my name not mentioned
Amazing
Also girls named Sam can be a bitch.
>>24439984
i've been found out
>>24439722
>thinking you could guess it
>>24439880
Rex is kind of a Chad name, to be honest.
>>24440011
>mfw we have the same name
>>24439944
Close, here's a hint:
>It's also a girl's name
Nobody will EVER mention my name in one of these threads. It's not totally wacky or unheard of, it's just not a name anyone ever thinks of.
>nobody ever posts "Patrick"
Feels good to be king.
>>24440057
Is your name Taylor?
>>24440034
It's not so bad, people always played with different nicknames for me, like maximillion, maximus, maxipad
>>24440091
>maxipad
nice 1
>>24439964
My chad friend is named David, he is nice to everyone because nobody is even competition to him.
>tfw he took me with him on a vacation to america
>tfw we get high and discuss our different views on life
He is one of the better persons I know
>>24438046
Literally anything with an unnessesary "y". Goes for girls too.
>tfw Unisexual name
Get @ me bitches
>>24440077
Last hint:
>This name has been passed down in the Batman Universe.
>>24440123
Especially fucking Zayne. There were 3 of those in my high school of less than 400 people, and they were all assholes to everyone.
>>24438029
>>24438139
Jonathan is a fine, every Jonathan I've known has been intelligent, rich, and good looking.
>>24440153
Robin.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24440153
Fuck off Terry
>>24440165
The Jonathan I know suffers from extreme depression and has a lazy eye
>>24439759
Your parents actually named you Spike?
>>24440057
>>24440167
How could I have been this retarded
>>24439890
he probably got picked on by a nick
>>24440091
I used to be referred to with a nickname like those, but due to me being a massive faggot in the 8th grade, my nickname isFag Master.
>>24439835
Nick is too common to generalize.
What about Jefferston?
Not Jefferson. Jefferston
>ctrl + f my name
>0 results
I-I think I'm gonna make it!
>>24440033
Black people could pull it off though.
>>24440147
Ashley? Sam?
>>24440113
Huh. I thought we're all irritable high-functioning autists.
>tfw when your name literally never gets said in name threads
>>24440244
How is Ashley a guys name. I'd kill myself if I had that name
>>24440167
Well shit... I still wanted to give one more clue before I gave it away. Please don't mute me senpai I'll try and be original next time.
There's a girl in my class named Payton.
Is that a red flag?
>>24438029
Fuck you, Jonathan is a godly name.
I wich my parents had named me Jonathan, but instead they named me Damian like the devil
>>24439354
more like BLEAK
>>24440167
>>24440153
I thought that was only a girl's name in real life.
Were you made fun of for it? Even the Robin from Batman gets made fun of by everyone.
Pierce is utter trash.
>>24440211
Last names as first names are always red flags.
>>24439620
but his demons are a bit different, you filthy faglord
>>24438311
i've known a hannah recently. she was a lesbo with mental problems
>>24440267
see >>24440295my comment is very original, let me post please
jeremy
christopher
dylan
>>24438029
Kek, you just missed out on a wall street banker. Suck it cunts
How about the name Ivan. Pretty russian
>>24440262
Check yourself and hail to the fucking king.
My name is William.
BONUS: my middle name is Hale
>>24440356
>christopher
Shit, I go by Chris does that make it better? The only people who call me Christopher are old people.
>>24440456
I never made the connection that Ash was short for Ashley. Im gonna go kill myself cause Ash is actually a badass name
>not an anglo
>name never called
irrelevancy is a blessing
>>24440492
Every Chris I know is a huge faggot
>>24438029
>any four letter name for a name
Its like your parents never cared about you to give you a longer name
>>24438029
But, but...
>>24440519
I concur
Kris also tends to be a gaint asshole name
>>24440370
Being Russian is a red flag in and of itself.
>>24439914
>having dated so many people that several of your ex bfs have the same name
Fuck off you whore
>>24438029
What about Johnathan?
Like John and Jonathan but combined
>>24440636
In her defense, Matt is a really common name.
>>24440654
That's infinitely worse. It makes it look like the parents couldn't even spell.
>>24440654
Oh fuck I knew a Johnathan in Elementary school. He tried to get me to have sex with him. Really weird fat kid.
>>24439732
Fuck off Rufus.
>Alan
Fucking beta name
Dalton
Keith
Vinny
Clarence
Gene
Paul
Kyle
>literally all fucking gross
>>24440686
>sex
>elementary school
Yeah that is pretty weird.
>>24440742
>ALan
>ALpha
>>24440788
Clarence isn't a red flag, I'd feel sorry for a Clarence.
Jonathan here why is my name a red flag?
>No one ever mentions my name in a redflag thread
>>24438029
Damn that's my name , my ex would probably agree with that
>>24440808
I remember it pretty well. Under the slide on our playground he just straight up asks "Do you wanna have sex with me?" I'm a stupid fuckin kid so I have no clue what he's talking about, but luckily some other kid walks up and asks what we're doing so I go off with him. I almost got gay diddled in 2nd grade.
>>24440888
>trips say
>Diddled is confirmed new meme
>*ctrl f search my name*
>no results
yay
>>24439889
is it aquaman? what the fuck?
>>24439889
Lexington Steele
>>24438311
YES THIS ALL GIRLS I'VE KNOWN WITH THOSE NAMES WERE FUCKING SOCIOPATHS
>Name is very popular around the world
>Hasn't been posted yet
>>24441029
Muhammad?allahu akbot
>>24441046
Nope
It's european
>>24441064
What he said anon, your name is prob Muhammad
now go read your quran
I knew a Hannah once she was a bitch
>>24441029
Are you Ethan as well?
>>24441064
>implying muhammad isn't european
>>24441097
>>24441046
>>24441107It's Alex
>tfw Rob is the perfect balance between Chad and beta
but Robert and Bob is fucking gay
>>24441113
>It is very exciting
top laffKinda worried since I live in a neighbouring country tho
>mfw Edward
Who the fuck names a black guy Edward
>>24441152
>rob
>Literally robot just without the 2 last letters
>Ctrl + F
>Sebastien
>0 Matches
Yes, I will take my free gf now!
>>24438029
Why do my name get used first every single time? I feel like you're one of those girls I didn't like.
My ex gfs name was Stephanie she used to post here sometimes or lurk but she got a hot muscular bf now and a degree and a career and I'm a dropout in the army.
>>24441204
Is it sad that the first thing to pop into people's mind when they hear your name is a crab?
>>24441199
Like I said, perfect balance. and if I decide to go hard labor wageslave I can just be Bob. Robert though sounds too high class douchebag to me.
>Taylor
>Travis
>Dave
Anyone names Jeff is instantly awesome
>>24441248
Rob and bob only work if your over 40.
>>24441192
A lot of famous black people have really proper, white sounding names.
OJ Simpson's real name is Orenthal James, and 50 Cent's is Curtis James Jackson III.
Just get a nickname.
>>24441255
inb4 my name is jeff meme
>>24440165
Jonathan detected.
My name is perfectly fine thank god.
Travis=absolute fuccboi
Spencer=fuckwit
Trevor=retarded
Matt=absolutely autistic
Tyler=theres gotta be something wrong with him.
>>24438029
The Jonathan I knew was an actual sociopath so I guess that's true.
>>24441264
sure buddy, but at least it's semi rare. I've only ever met 2 people in 20 years named Rob. I've met a hundred Johns, Jared, Mike,
>>24441276
Nope, David.
>>24441289
Turn off the computer Stephanie or Natasha or Naomi or Lily or Meghan.
>>24441240
There are worse Sebastiens to be compared to. I have a friend named Timon though and everywhere we go people ask him where Pumba is.
>>24441276
Sounds like the kind of person who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary... cringe
>tfw my common name isn't posted
Feels good
>>24441317
What is his ethnic background?
>>24441343
Bosnian.
>>24441204
S-sebby? Is that you?!
>>24438029
Mohammed or any other sandnigger names.
>>24441316
I wish I was the gender where I could be named those names.
>>24441358
Every Sebastien is a Sebby.
>>24441276
Every Tyler Ive ever known was a treacherous 2 face.
May their god smite them.
>>24441273
Jeff's are always amazing never met one that wasn't awesome
>>24441388
Sebby is a cute name for a girlfriend to say, but for guys it's gay af.
>>24441311
My best friend is a Jonathan and hes less than 2 feet from me right now.
David is decent, had a shitty dad named David but never met a bad David besides lel
>>24438029
Shawn
Jeremy
Chris
Ross
Shane
Mason
Brad
Matthew
a-are there actually grills in this thread
>>24441384
Oh those were the names of the girls I raped.
>>24441425
girls exist, anon. don't be a faggot about it
>>24441410
That sucks man, guess you'll have to be my bf now.
>>24441332
Oh hell no, I only say those things because I've known at least 3 people who match the descriptions.
>>24441317
Holy fuck I would not want to be a Timon.
Better than being named Pumba though.
Kris master race here
>>24441402
Yes. Out of all the toxic people i left behind i always new Jeff was a homie. Keep it sleazy Jeff.
>>24440091
My name is Gina
What would happen if your name was Enis. Huh?? You'd like being the lord of dicks?
>>24441441
will you date me
>>24441512
I'm a 19 year old male.... so maybe?
Christian reporting in for ratings
>>24441502
Gina is one of my favorite girl names. I never knew a Gina that wasn't a qt or a hotty.
>>24441436
>2015
>Edgy
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because they don't think it be like it is, but it do.
>>24441543
Chris Chan or Christian and Edge
Is all I can think of when I see that name. Kek
>>24441543
lol mr. "I'm named after my religion itself for some reason"
might as well change your name to churchkek
>>24441549
You are the only person who didn't basically insinuate all other Ginas are terrible people
It's a really low stakes situation, I don't care. I'd just prefer the "re" in the front to spite the person I'm named after.
>>24441502
>>24441549
Looks like you have to prove this theory, Gina.
>>24441502
You could embrace it like Gina from The 40 Year Old Virgin.
>>24441580
But I didn't name myself
>>24441619
lol just looked that up
perfect
>>24441619
It's not that I think pussy is gross. I just feel bad that there are people who don't cock.
I'm all about those leather jackets though
Rick is a sleazy I've met at least 4 people named Rick who are either alchoholics or heroic addicts.
>>24441625
Just embrace "Chris" then because Christian sounds embarrassing tbphf
>>24438029
>Mine is the first one
F U C K
Y O U
>>24441708
You're absolutely right. Anyone who actually sticks with Christian is some holier-than-thou dickhead. Chris, only Chris with the full name of Christian is cool. Chris who is just Chris is a useless faggot stoner.
>>24441733
I'm not religious. I've just always gone my Christian.
>>24441680
>heroic addicts.
Are they addicted to saving lives and winning wars?
What about Madison? Maddie? Maud?
>>24441774
yes thats exactly what I meant
>>24441595
It's a cute Italian name and most Italian girls look so qt.
>>24441774
boy,you sure got him good
>>24441787
>pic
Michael. Strong alpha name for sure
My name is being Anna. Very happy is not mentioned yet :)
>>24441780
Madison is a last name, dont ever have two last names as your full name.
Maddie, Mandy, Kelsey, Christie, Joey, you're all filthy.
Maud
So how long have these strawberry candies been here? What candies? Want one? More for me. God damn.
>>24438046
Ryan detected
>>24441803
Italians are qt as fuck period. You still gotta wear falcon gloves around us as not to catch diabeetus or abacus.
>>24441816
more like borderline psycho pill head desu
>>24438653
Makes me think of Philip of Macedon, who had none of those qualities
>>24441831
Were you named after the character from Frozen?
>>24441889
I get complimented on my name a good bit so I don't mind.
>>24441918
Don't be silly, am not that young! She is very fun character though.
>>24441873
Thank you Italy for Lucio Fulci and Dario Argento. As well as pizza and pasta. And cool sports cars. You are less gay than France too.
>>24441924
>compliments
>on a name
thats a little silly.
>>24441948
You type like a beautiful Russian girl Anna. Is it so?
I've always like the name Beatrice.
>>24441972
How are you knowing? We have spoken before?
>>24441962
> You are less gay than France too.
..y-you're welcome
shhh
>>24441997
Can you post a picture please
>>24441966
It happens more than you think desu senpai
>>24442014
I think no. Am not happy with pictures of me on here.
>>24441997
Patterns in typing. Plus Russian girls are the most beautiful in the world, so it must be true for you. Don't post any pictures of yourself, we can appreciate your beauty without it.
>>24441543
Other Christian reporting in, thoughts on 50 shades? Kinda glad it happened, I think it distracted from the obvious fact that I grew up with heavy religious indoctrination
>>24441994
I prefer Bellatrix myself.
i never get compliments on my shitty name.
>>24442034
Alright. Well I hope you have a good day.
>>24442055
>falling for the bait, hook line and sinker
>>24442083
What is your name friend?
>>24442083
for you senpai>>24442015
>>24442055
Haha you are too kind! Very obvious with typing yes? Am not very good with English yet, but learning is good! But maybe I am just having mental deficient North Amerioan, you would not know.
>>24442095
You have one too :)
>>24442056
Never really paid attention to it. I guess it helps but I usually make it clear somehow that I'm not religious pretty fast when I get to know someone so it doesn't affect me much.
Red flag names for boys, greatest to least:
Robert
Michael
George
Bill (not william)
Chester
Stanley
Red flag names for females, greatest to least:
Hannah
Taylor
Mikayla (or michaela, Makayla)
Rebecca
Michelle
Susan
Shelley
>>24442117
What brings you to /r9k/? Doesn't really seem like a place where girls would hang out.
>>24442110
as long as ive been on this site ive never once seen it in a name thread and id like to keep it that way.
Hint: its less the 6 letters and has been said on king of the hill in only 1 episode.
>>24442141
>>24442117
Get a room you normie cunts
Opinions on Adam?
>>24442117
I mean, you're a lot better at English than I am at Russian so you've got me there.
I'm just glad no one has said anything about my name, Aidan.
>>24442161
I'm just being friendly.
>>24442160
Boomhauer?
Why are names red flags? It's just a name you can't control it. Unless it's some ghetto street trash one like lafondra.
>>24442141
I always like this website, come on years and years ago , very much fun. I am usually just going to other boards but I always like stories that are being posted here. But much sadness as well.
Anyone I've ever known named Tyler was a total douche
My name is Al. Is Al a bad name?
>>24439914
>Matt
>>24440657
>Matt
>>24441276
>Matt
>>24441414
>Matthew
>that feel when red flagged
>>24442160
Well that's cool uncommon names are for rare people. You could still be the best whatever your name is,
>>24442161
Am I making you mad. Sorry, I is not meaning to do this.
>>24442203
The first thing that popped into my head was an Italian mob boss, so it's not too bad.
>>24442185
Yeah, it can get a little depressing. But I guess it helps reading posts when you're reading English.
>>24442179
look at this funny man over here. a real jokester
>>24442226
second thought is Big Gay Al so....
>>24442163
Is very hard language I think. Grammar and commas and of different spelling of same words. But I try, is my dream to learn proper.
>>24442231
Very much. Is many words I am not understanding but talking to and reading English is helping.
I am using google for help haha
But I still get sad when I am seeing anger and sadness.
>>24442222
i actually hate it. it does not roll off the tongue like most names. It feels like an "in the way" sort of name.
also nice quad-trip
>>24442290
I think I'd feel weird as a girl reading comments about how much some robots hate women.
>>24438029
Fucking Dean. Don't fuck Deans.
Or Jasons, usually.
>>24442338
gives them perspective on men and the possible vitriol they could feel towards women.
same thing happens when we get curious about girls, except we can't just go to a lady-bitching forum board and listen to them all moan about tampon shortages, cramps, delusional fantasies about chad, or other gross things of that nature.
>>24442338
Is no weird at all. Peoples just get lonely and get angry when alone. Understand more than they would be thinking I would.
I move to Canada all alone, I have not family anywhere. Is hard at first but get use to it. These sad peoples need showing of kindness.
>>24438029
Dylan
J
Butler
connor diemart
>>24442391
That's a good way of looking at it. I think it's easy to write a lot of people on here at woman-haters but I think a lot of robots have gotten hurt. You're not still all alone in Canada, are ya? I moved to Orlando for 6 months and let me say, those were 6 lonely months.
>>24442453
Yes, is unfair to them, like I say, show kindness. I am thinking they also should do same, maybe go out to hospital or old people home to help. Is wonderful to do so. Also they use place to vent anger, not always like how they act, like punching pillow just in that moment.
I am not completely alone. I have no close friends yet, but I have met peoples. One Russian but he move away so I miss speaking normal language some times. But oh well, I wanted new country. Is small price I think. But still some times hard with accent and language wall. I do not get many jobs because is too hard for us to understand other person some times.
>>24442453
You have friend now though yes?
>tfw you've never seen your name in one of these threads
>>24438029
My name won't be in this thread.
Brandon, Kevin.
>>24442565
It can be tough not to be surrounded by people that don't speak your native language or act the same way you do. My mom moved to the US and had a really tough time at the beginning too.
>>24442579
Haha well I'm on here so that might give you an idea of what the answer to that is. I got depressed and kind of shut myself away from the world for 4 years. I'm alright now but I don't really have anyone because of that.
>tfw your name is so dank it will never appear in any of these threads
>>24442686
Is your name Wonko?
