THERE WAS FUCKING OXYGEN IN MY HELIUM TANK, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
light a match
Lol instead of death it gave you life
Just like the bible
Should have gone with carbon monoxide friendo.
>falling for the helium jew
>>24437717
Use nitrogen senpai
>>24437717
>tfw that means someone out there got helium in their oxygen tank
>>24437717
It means you were given another chance, OP.
>sue helium company
>win big monies
>buy things for yourself with your fortune
>bee happy
>>24438233
OR
>sue helium company
>win big monies
>buy several helium tanks
>pay someone to test them to make sure they're pure enough for asphyxiation
Is it sad to say I get this reference?
See you on the other side OP! Please don't kill yourself though, how else could you enjoy anime?
>>24438233
>sueing a company because it prevented you from killing yourself
God bless America
>>24437717
Find manufacturer address, drive there, demand to speak with owner, go on long bullshit rant about how you wanted to kill yourself and you couldn't because of their fucking error. Make sure you walk in like you have a stick up up your as and have an upward point disgusted face.
>>24437717
You would have died too, pure Oxygen is harmful.
Quantum immortality desu senpai.
>jump in front of train
>train derails before hitting me
>>24437717
I used my helium talks to inflate the balloons that came with.
Just get a rope or jump off a building.
Quit being silly.
helium seemed cool, hanging and jump-splat seems overdone but they're popular because of efficiency not because they're what the cool kids are doing.
>>24438505
OP didn't ask for oxygen in his helium tank.
OP didn't want oxygen in his helium tank.
>>24437717
>not using a 12 ga. 3in slug
>>24437717
they don't make helium tanks pure helium anymore because of idiots like you.
do your fucking research, you dunce.
>>24438533
That's not how it works.
The version of you that survives will be the version that didn't make the incredibly stupid decision of jumping in front of the train.
>he doesn't know how to purify helium with a simple nitrogen bath and carbon filter
>>24437717
Fuckin' manufacturers caught on. All helium tanks are adulterated with oxygen now.
