Give me some lines
>last thread was hijacked by keks
this one is really making me work for it
>>24437352
That second line makes you seem like a sarcastic dick. Give up on her she probably doesn't like you already.
>>24437488
You're too pushy and direct holy fuck ease up sperglord.
>doing this bullshit for free
lel why
>>24437678
>>24437678
>giving up
Thats not me senpai im not stopping unless they unmatch or fuck me
>>24437726
..baka
Jhadia: "Haha so what are you up to? Got any plans for Thanksgiving?"
Urvi: "Haha so Juliet, got any plans for Thanksgiving?"
>>24437859
gay and boring
>>24437889
Gl when the spaghetti starts flowing out of your pocket while you try to make the conversation "fun and exciting"
>>24437726
nice tits
origami origami gib me the originality
>>24437726
durka durka mohammad jhadia
ay yo gurl , are u from Iraq? cuz I wanna see yu Baghdad azz up!
You just started a Jhadia against my heart , aloha snackbar
>>24438014
Are you in ISIS? cuz i want u to blow me
>>24438035
This one pls
"Yo Jhadia I wanna put my Paris in you and make an explosion"
I want to throw you on the bed and make it Raqqa
What do I have to do to get you to sleep with me? Do you want a jizya?
>>24437488
>chipotle and chill
>>24437859
Houston all systems are go
>what do senpai
This is relevant to my interests
>girl messages me first
>"do u even lift"
>try to think of a reply
>can't
>master bate & revise my suicide note
Any suggestions? I'm completely shit with relationships/flirting
>>24437352
no. use of tinder should not be encouraged. you are posting on the anti-social network.
>please kill yourself senpai.
>>24438503
>sure I lift, I lift your dad's shirt and feel him up when your mom's not around
>>24438308
Whoops ;)
>>24438379
I can't see 6028829892 under all your scribbles.
>>24438708
not your personal army rowboat
