I am a [B e t a' M a l e]
A little bit about me,
> I am 47 years old, living with my mother whom is 85.
> I tip cam girls on chaturbate using mothers retirement funds, the girls hardly listen to my demands.
> I invited a whore to my place, mother was making dinner when she asked who my new friend was, I have a new whore each week pretending to be my friend.
> I am a heroine addict, I bang 2 grams of heroine a day.
> A whore once walked out with my payment and no sex when mother called out 'that dinner was ready, there is plenty for your friend too.
> I masturbate over 5 times a day
> If you didn't guess it, I am a neet.
> I play video games like fallout 4 and call of duty.
> I am blind in one eye, I am over weight too.
> I am 5'2" and weigh 223 Lb's
> I have lost my virginity to my father
> I have 6 cats they belong to my mother and they are all old like her.
> My poor mother is an amputee, she is missing 4 fingers on her right hand, yet she still cooks my favorite, Mac and cheese with bacon
> 4 type cheese, bacon strips with bacon bits.
> On friday's mother makes lasangna for me and my whore's, They don't all come over at once though, just one.
> My favorite whore is a single mother, shes also addicted to heroine, She will give me a blowjob for $20
> I'm a hoarder, I fuck all my whores in my mothers room, her nurse keeps it clean.
> I'm a binge eater, I buy a lot of food with food stamps, mother cooks for me that is why I am obese while using heroine.
> Pic related is not mine, but it might as well be.
>>24437000
>> I play video games like fallout 4 and call of duty.
what a fuckin loser!
I'm a 21 year old university student studying applied physics. I just came back from a night out drinkin.
I'm a virgin and no girl ever liked me.
Please be fake. Not even a robot can end up this pathetic.
>>24437034
>>24437034
Welcome, most best friends!
>>24437000
Nice trips. What's your dick look like? Do whores like the best dick?
>>24437000
ITT:YLYL
If im not careful.. ill end up like you
I want to be a normie now.
>2 grams of dope a day
Where does the money come from? All your mothers retirement funds? If you're for real, that money wouldn't exactly last long. At that rate, you'd probably be burning through at absolute least a grand a week. Forgive me for having my doubts.
>>24437100
>>>/b/ with you
Blox
>>24437093
my penis is uncircumcised, 5.5 inches long. I forgot to mention my hygiene, I shower once every 2-4 days, depending how high I get. my favorite whore is the single heroine addicted mom because she doesn't complain about my smell as much as the others do.
>>24437082
Diet pepsi?
>>24437160
2-4 days isn't that bad, i've gone weeks without showering before and i'm not even mentally ill or a drug addict
>>24437136
Also, wait a second. You spell it heroine, yet you use the dollar sign. So the only way that would make sense is if you were from Australia or New Zealand. And drugs are expensive as shit over there.
>>24437136
My mothers retirement funds, I also collect money from her disability as well as my own. one of my whores will steal things like booze or cigarettes for me in exchange for a bit of heroine, the trade is a good deal.
>>24437160
Answer me fucker, how do you afford that habit? Because this is all sounding like complete bullshit to me. I can completely believe that a 47 year old NEET fuck up would be here on /r9k/, but you can't just pretend that mummies pension would cover a 2 gram a day habit without any extra explanation.
>>24437216
I still have an extremely hard time believing you get enough money just from raiding her retirement funds and disability payments to afford that kind of habit. No one else will call you on that, so whatever. Enjoy the thread.
>>24437179
Picture isn't one I took, I did take it off of the internet though.
>>24437194
Video games I played call it heroine, I will use both names sometimes.
>>24437258
Yeah right. I totally buy that a big time junkie in the US would spell it that way.
Why don't you show us your stuff if you're such a heavy user?
how did you find the whores? backpage?
tips on how
>>24437251
My father was a wealthy man, he owned a barbershop it got burned down if you can believe that, he committed suicide but, not because of his business.I used the money left in his will to gamble and now its all gone, but for my heroine addiction its quite cheap where I live and I have means of getting it, trading for an example.
>>24437281
It's called 'heroine' in the game Garrys Mod.
>>24437323
Well then show us some of the dope.
What do you think of FO4 OP?
>>24437216
>one of my whores
>tfw this guy has a gf and you don't
>>24437347
I don't have a camera or a phone, I sold that a long time ago for heroine.
>>24437348
it's good, I do a lot of jet. I spend time building my settlement most of the time.
>>24437323
Trading.....
Rare pepes?
I'm on holiday in South Europe and wanted to be adventures so I banged a whore anal (with condom).
Problem is I got a little too hyped in the beginning and licked her ass/pussy once.
Serious question OP: How fucked am I? I'm gonna get tested monday but I'm tripping as fuck. Full on paranoia, you seem to have experience with this stuff; How fucked am I?
>>24437000
>> I have lost my virginity to my father
Wat?
>>24437427
Alright. Whatever you say. Enjoy roleplaying.
>>24437000
How long do you think you'll live
>>24437448
I will trade with drugs, shelter, food. I have a car that I let them use my moms car/my car when it's necessary in the trade.
>>24437000
2 grams of dope a day is like $240 a day, your full of shit op.
>>24437472
I will die before my mother.
>>24437456
you should be fine if you don't have any open sores in your mouth.
>>24437468
He raped me before he killed himself, after that I turned to heroine, whores and hoarding.
Being a gamma is great
>>24437489
It doesn't cost that much for me, I have much cash I grab off of my family, they're all in denial.
>>24437300
>>24437300
>>24437300
>>24437300
>>24437300
reply to my post pls
>>24437536
>you should be fine if you dont have any open sites in your mouth
Thank fuck for that, no really, thanks man
I'm really tripping over it and just want to get tested so I have it on paper than I'm not infected with an STD, but scared as fuck in the mean time.
Got any advice on how to stay chill? Gotta wait a week for results, can't sleep at all since
>>24437585
how old were you when you got raped?
>>24437606
people eat pussy in pataya and bangkok all the time.
>>24437590
you can find whores off craigs list, back pages for cheap whores, you can find whores in your town or city standing on the street
>>24437649
31 and 39
>>24437651
well yea but how did you find them, seems so sketchy on backpages and craigslist like i couldget robbed
>>24437702
I have been robbed, she took my payment even though my mother invited her to dinner.
what country are you from?
>>24437666
wtf why didn't you just beat his ass, and what kind of old man rapes his grown ass son what the hell was wrong with him?
>>24437737
im from the us
>>24437754
He's a big guy. I'm 5'2 and a beta so what could I have done.
>>24437666
them devil trips require that you explain more
>>24437767
save up for a trip to thailand and have sex with as many whores as you want. go alone it doesn't matter, a lot of people solo it. could be the trip of your life. don't second guess what you're doing when you get on that flight.
>>24437805
He was mad that I didn't do anything with my life, he said his barbershop fire was my fault and that that was the reason for my rape and why he cut off mothers fingers when she used the phone to call help
>>24437651
Hmm true, thanks for making me chill out f a m
I liked her ass once as well though, kind of spooket about that.
>>24437871
Licked er ass too*
>>24437927
the ol lickaroo
>>24437000
> I am a heroine addict, I bang 2 grams of heroine a day.
> I masturbate over 5 times a day
> buying whores
> I tip cam girls on chaturbate using mothers retirement funds, the girls hardly listen to my demands.
something doesn't quite add up here
>>24437851
Holy shit, if you are for real then I'm so sorry for you
>>24437702
26 was a virgin I saw someone from backpage(US) 4 weeks ago. Used protection I licked her chest later found out that where dudes bust, however now I've had 4 cases of diarrhea, sweating at night, rumbling stomach, tingling in my legs. My test results from last week came back clean. Won't know till 3 month or so. Pray'in this is just stress, it ain't worth it....
>>24438115
Nigga u stressing me I'm >>24437871
The fuck you vomitting for if your test scores came back clean. Also the chances of you licking a dudes bust which she washes off of her is like equal to zero?
But yeah forget escorts man ain't worth the stress
>>24438023
This. OP is full of shit.
Heroin kills sex drive.
>>24437536
Disgusting.
That's what you are.
I'm an undergrad electrical engineering student. I stayed at a girl's place last night and we had sex 5 times. Just got back from drinking with friends.
>>24439116
melgibsonlaughing.gif
>>24437000
you could be my father
what do you plan on doing for money when your mother dies?
>>24439116
and now you are here to feel better that you are a failed normie?
>>24439190
I'd same I'm more of a normie but thanks. Probably not Chad though.
