>saturday evening
>getting ready to go out
>writing to my friend
>ask him if i should pick him up
>he says nah let's meet at the cinema
>alright, i'll be off then
>waiting at the cinema
>movie is starting soon
>call him
>he doesn't pick up
>write him
>he says he's almost there
>go towards the way he should come from
>wtf where the heck is he
>he writes me he needed to pee and is already sitting in the movie theater, row 8 seat 14
>have a strange feeling
>asking myself
>we're already late
>why didn't he wait
>heading back to the cinema
>buying a ticket, got row 9 seat 10
>searching for my seat in the crowded full theater
>get a message
>he asks me if i'm really in the theater
>i realise what's going...
>get messages full with these crying laughing emojis
>haha dude xDD:DDDDDDXD here's *faggot* and not *name of my friend* i messed around with you xDDD:DDXD it was a prank
If you don't want to hang around just fucking say so, I asked one week in advance
So after all I realized, I don't have any friends and my friendship means nothing to the guy I know since 16 fucking years, he is rather sitting at home ordering massive tons of junkfood and playing league of legends
>>24435019
Nobody likes you OP
>can't handle the bantz
Sometimes I think normies are the true autists. How can you be so ... autistic as to believe "pranking" somebody into going to the cinema is funny? It's not even a prank, just plain lying and being an asshole.
Sorry that happened to you dude, friends are overrated anyway.
fuck that shit dude
>wanting any MOBA shitter as a friend
end him, OP.
>>24435160
true wastes of life. OP accomplished more by getting stood up at the cinema than he did in the past year of playing League.
>>24435019
>Take a gun, shoot him right between his dead, glazed over eyes.
>Cut his jugular, collect the blood in a bathtub.
>Bathe in it
>wait for the police to arrive.
>when the police arrive offer them the blood in plastic cups.
>when they ask questions simply act confused and say you just invited them over to a party and are insulted that they didn't take your offer of strawberry punch
>get away with it for insanity
Obvious solution, bonus points for offering a severed leg as a drum stick.
>>24435019
Anyone who's a League shitter isn't friend material, faggot.
We're friends and family, though, so no worries, Autismo.
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Seriously thanks guys
>>24435019
>going to the movies with other people
Literally why? All they'll do is ruin the experience. I would have just got my seat picked out and reserved however many needed for them. If they didn't show by show start. Phone off. Done. Humans are cancer. I don't require their assistance to watch a fucking movie.
> freshman year of college
> have basically no friends except 1 guy in my suite I hang around
> sophomore year I try to branch out and get more friends
> make slight progress
> still have lonely moments where I don't have anyone and I asked him multiple times to hangout
> he declines, always has a reason he can't
> sends me snapchats of him flushing used condoms down the toilet after banging his gf
> only time he texted me initiating conversation was to see if I could hook him up getting into a halloween party for him and his girl since I know some frat guys
> I said no
> haven't spoken since
he was by far my closest buddy freshman year. Guess we have to move on.
