What are the female equivalents to male neckbeard attire?
>Unnatural color hair
>corsets
>Those tiney "cutesy" backpacks
>>24433823
Mfw I think all three of those are hot as fuck..
Collars and cat ears in public while holding their hands up like paws. Only applies if white, not Asian.
>>24433823
tumblr glasses
>>24433823
Corsets are okay, and small backpacks are cute, but colored hair is a no.
Granny glasses.
>>24433866
How is middle school going for you?
>>24433823
>that stupid fucking haircut where they shave the side of their heads
>piercings
You can literally walk around covered in shit as a female and still get hit on.
>>24433890
>Only applies if white, not Asian
Lel it absolutely applies to Asians as well you stupid weeb.
![3442437_2013-12-07_13.26.40_(2)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FJNBZwE.jpg "3442437_2013-12-07_13.26.40_(2)[1].jpg")
Lolita fashion is the ultimate female fedora. Second place would be cosplaying. The most common examples though would be unnatural hair colors and 2007 hot topic goth fashion.
>>24433823
>>24433866
>>24433890
There's no such thing as a female equivalent because that shit would not stop them getting fucked.
>>24433924
Hmm okay, I guess you're right.
Wearing pigtails past the age of 15 and they're not a stripper.
Dyed hair
Corsets
Grandma/Hipster glasses
>corsets
Why is it the only chicks you see wearing those around in public are well over 200lbs? The only time i've ever seen a slim girl wear one was for the purpose of foreplay and she then put on a hoodie afterward.
Girls who cosplay as homestuck characters.
>>24433937
Lolita fashion and cosplay are both something girls with Aspergers do, and that is why I am especially not bothered by the denigrating opinions of the women of Lolcow despite how similar their culture is to here.
>>24433937
This.
And have you guys noticed how many fat women have an interest in "burlesque" and 50/60s style clothing?
It's the equivalent of "swag is for boys, class is for men".
>>24433823
Only the cutesy backpacks are neck beard.
>any facial hair is women neck beard.
>>24433823
>"Problematic" 1950s glasses
>Shemaghs
>Bright lipstick
>Anything clothing that has overtly political statements
neko ears and or furry tail
>>24433976
>burlesque" and 50/60s style clothing
especially considering how that style was trashy even back then.
>>24433965
I have been guilty of this.
my late teens were a strange time
>>24433823
"ironic" 50's cat eye glasses, dresses, and hairstyles
>>24434012
Probably the brightest red flag you could possibly identify.
Wouldn't risk it 2bh.
>>24433866
and this is why there is no such thing as the female neckbeard equivalent
Anything bought from modcloth.
>>24434014
This store sells everything you are describing.
>>24434014
Dresses are bad? What?
>>24434048
That's a beautiful korean model, not an autistic woman in a 50s style dress.
Mfw my 41 year old mom buys her clothes at hot topic and dyes her hair blue/pink/green and goes to the stone pony every month to get drunk and see the local misfits cover band play while sporting her multI colored hair and black lipstick complete with the wardrobe of a 15 degenerate high school freshman
Yet she is married. I don't think there is a female fedora equivalent because I would think my mother would exemplify that given her style of dress
Stupid hair color
>>24433906
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>>24434109
But anon didn't say autism was their fedora, or specify 50s style dresses. Just dresses.
Ugly people are going to be ugly no matter what they wear.
>>24434121
Is she a good mother to you?
>>24434162
So?
The same is true for the fedora. All that matters is what it currently represents.
>>24434162
Women like this typically wouldn't wear this though, she's just a model modeling that dress. They usually have a much more unique sense of style instead of dressing like a tumblr feminist who just saw 500 days of summer for the first time.
Girls who follow horoscopes and tarots.
>>24434190
I suppose so. But the same goes for Modcloth as a seller too. Autistic fatties make it look bad, but it looks great on great looking women. Pic related.
>>24433971
What are you even taking about bro?
>>24433823
same dirty sweatpants I've been in the past 3 days, a Beatles shirt/my halloween shirt because both are black and fit perfect and no socks ever because normie clothes restrict my freedom of movement. Oh and BONUS untrimmed nails and toenails and greasy hair, with dark undereye circles and curved spine hot accessories. I love being anonymous
>>24434162
>"ironic" 50's cat eye glasses, dresses, and hairstyles
the "50's" adjective applied to all proceeding nouns in that sentence
thanks for understanding
You guys are totally getting this wrong.
The actual female fedora outfit is cheap as fuck mom jeans or pin stripe pants with autism sneakers or utterly pensioner tier sensible corporate shoes, with a shitty pop culture tshirt like 'hogwarts quidditch team' or something equally fucking lame and one of those 00's goth style corset laced trenchcoats those cunts always own.
The full retro cupcake or the hot topic goth looks are a few levels above the genuine female fedora
>>24434245
these are all models, they would not typically wear this clothes. Shut the fuck up.
Lolita clothing for sure senpai.
The female fedora are granny glasses and/or sidecuts with an unnatural hair color
>>24434121
So what's your problem? Imagine how she feels having a mediocre piece of shit child like you.
>>24434293
No one wears this anymore though, that's just something that happened in early 00s.
I saw today a woman wearing horizontal pigtails. With the help of iron wire embedded in the hair. Extending to like 20cm on either side of her head.
Pic related.
>>24434321
Tumblr alert!
>>24434181
She and my father depend on me for financial assistance otherwise they'd be unable to support their 7 kids and their drinking habits. While not directly and classically "bad parents" I, being the oldest, bear the burden of shielding the youngsters from the reality that my parents can't support them and that they prefer to be drunk and yell at each other than not. Often I contemplate suicide so that my parents won't have anyone to depend on but my little siblings would take more of the fall than my parents so that would be counter productive. Your call here on whether she's a good mother or not.
>>24434319
It really isn't. If anything, that's the top of the slippery slope, but it isn't anywhere near proper female fedora wear
>>24434291
Yeah I went back and read that after. "Hairstyles" wouldn't have made sense without the rest.
I still think it can be a qt look. But again, only when already on qts.
>>24434305
Some of them are "outfits of the day" on Modcloth. They're not professional models. They're women who buy their clothes there and take pictures of them.
I'm assuming that means they wear them.
>>24434330
Female fedoras are exactly who is wearing this today. I work with 4 women who are like this. Shapeless jeans, 'nerd' tshirts, autism shoes... Pure fedora
>>24433823
nail art I guess
>>24434346
>being so triggered you can't even respond with something even slightly relevant
>>24434349
She likes The Misfits, that's good enough for me.
>>24434377
>the professionalism of that shot
>the fact that she bothered posting pics on modcloth
That's not a normal woman anon, she is modeling for a blog or something. I've seen this stuff on American Apparel too, they're all amateur models showing off products.
>>24434421
>Imagine how she feels having a mediocre piece of shit child like you.
>slightly relevant to whether or not his mother dresses in a "fedora" way
>>24434442
Fair enough haha
>>24434452
>getting triggered this badly by some low tier banter
What a complete and utter faggot.
>>24434398
is it really the fedora equivalent
fedoras are redditors that can't get laid no matter how hard they try, what you just described are just tumblr bitches.
sure their fashion sense lacks any sense of self awareness just like the fedora fucks but they can get laid pretty easily as long as thier not land whale tier. even then land whales can still find someone desprate enough on pk cupid.
>>24434542
That's not relevant 2bh familia.
blunt bangs, high waisted pants/skirts, anime related clothing, unnatural hair colors, chokers.
Do girls still do this?
>>24434549
That really doesn't describe tumblr bitches at all. Like their male equivalent, the fedorable female compensates for her lack of a love life by fixating on childish interests like Disney, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, etc. The ones I work with are all ex-scientist and engineering types who can quote Python and Adventure Time and Red Dwarf and do shit like obsessively buy Disney Infinity figures and are frothing at the cunt over that new Lego game.
The whole rockabilly or 50s housewife thing is the sort of thing they'll adopt in another 5 years it's super cheap Walmart tier, like how neckbeards adopt things like cargo pants years and years after they were ever cool.
>cosplaying
>harry potter
>TV shows like dr who and sherlock
>horses
>BDSM
>demiboys
>steven universe
>>24433823
Short hair
Colored hair
satchel bags
jeans with holes in them
majorly over or under weight
oversensitive
stupid hair accessories (ribbons, bandannas clip on flowers)
white and acts as if everybody is being opressed
>>24434791
>cargo pants
goddamn they are so comfy and convenient
are they totally claimed by fedoras? should I just burn the ones that I still have from the early 2000s still in my closet?
>>24435101
>tfw short hair
>cry a lot
>underweight
>stupid hair accessories and hats
At least.. my hair is naturally colored. I'm autistic.
;_;
>>24433823
Here's an example of what a female neckbeard (a legbeard) looks like.
Being fat.
Attractiveness is so central being a women that not caring about it is the ultimate sign of no self awareness. The same lack of self awareness that causes people to wear fedoras.
>>24435288
be my friend girl
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>>24435288
Seattle
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>>24435288
Just don't go full tumblr and you're probably fine. Also short hair is a neckbeard trait because it suggests laziness so if you're pretty active then it cancels it out.
>>24435309
>flight of the fat girl
>flight
Only if she buys a second seat.
>>24433823
Nose rings
>>24434685
I knew a black girl in Elementary school who wore one of these. Her head was like a perfect square.
>>24435397
I probably am a little autistic or something, all of my clothes are very plain looking or darker to go with my hair. My hair is hard to manage because of the curls although I am trying to grow it out now.
I just wear hats often because I have serious hearing problems that cause vertigo when I go outside. I try to block wind from blowing into my ear canals because it gives me a headache and makes me really fucking dizzy.
Just turned into collecting things likes hats and hair accessories.
Denim Overalls
>>24435516
Post what you look like because cute girls can't be autistic.
>>24435657
Nah, I look fine. I'm not self-conscious, just retarded.
>>24435516
Fuck off attention whore.
I hope you die screaming.
>>24435744
Are you okay malebot? Tell me about your problems, is it hard being a ugly virgin? :^)
>>24433823
Messy hair, no makeup, unshaven legs, fat
It's mostly in the personal upkeep, not the attire
>>24435786
You've seen women in public with unshaven legs?
Most of them skip shaving a lot, they just wear pants though.
>>24433823
tumblrinas and feminists.
>>24433823
belonging to /r/atheism is the same as having a tumblr
having a fedora is the same as having weird-coloured hair
any tumblr-tier self identity is the same as being meme atheist, also "being progressive"
>>24435853
tumblr is pretty much theredpill and /r9k/ but for chicks.
>>24433937
Cute As fuck/10
Would cringe with.
>>24435140
Cargo pants are basically dad/fedora core. There was that whole slim fit cargo thing that lasted 5 seconds, but basically, get rid of them
one persons dealbreaker is anothers fetish
youre all shitty people with lack of taste
>>24435881
/r9k/ is an apathetic stepping stone to wchan.
Tumblr isn't a stepping stone to anything, it's final destination. Once you get in you don't leave.
Robots and cyborgs in /r9k/ still have a small chance. Some end up in wchan, some stay here forever lying to theirselves, some infiltrate the normies. It leaves its mark.
But tumblr is something that never leaves the person unless it was just used for porn
>>24435769
not him but you need to back off Homestuck cosplaying, dyke-cut and skeleton girl.
>>24435971
Pretty sure even using porn for tumblr is permanent. I've seen those those daddydom shits and it's pretty fucking weird.
>>24436007
How dare you talk about Umaru like that.
>>24434041
The only one I would even touch is the brown girl on the end. The rest can die in fire.
>>24433823
Two words.CAT EARS
That's one type of neckbeard/fedora for women.
Another as other anons pointed out are the "problem glasses" and any sort of facial piercing.
>>24435971
you realize wizchan is creative roleplay from /cow/ 99% of the time while we kek about you on our own board?
Why is it so much harder to come up with the female fedora? Seems like there are so many different opinions. The male fedora is damn near 100% accepted as fact.
>>24435309
>Huney
War has changed
>>24436127
I really only see female fedoras in high school then never saw another one again really. Even most of the people listed can get laid, fat tumblrinas, weird ugly feminist, etc.
Let's not forget Zoe Quinn fucked five men while looking like this.
>>24436208
The best place to find them is musical theatre and anything involving baking
>>24436208
>not fucking a girl that looks like her
>having standards
normie ree
>>24436208
she has one of the ugliest faces I've ever seen. woman live life on easy mode
>>24435516
Heyy, I remember you
You should give me your old clothing
>>24436250
I'm female man, I don't want to fuck Zoe Quinn, sorry.
>>24436277
Can you wear them? Sure~ why not?E-mail me your address or something and I will send some shit
>>24436127
it's not that hard, and it's been narrowed down to less than a handful of common opinions
>colored hair
>problem glasses
>facial piercing
>cat ears/fox tails
the issue is that women are a lot more fashionable than men. If a girl wants to look (what she thinks is) classy or "be unique" she has a million things to choose from but with guys it's typically just the fedora or edgy meme shirts.
>>24436323
Not really, men's clothing is about as diverse as women's. You must not go to /fa/ anon.
There are other options for men. Don't get me started on the shit I have seen on /fa/.
>>24436318
Woah, really? We're the same size.What is your email? If you want I can make you a little needle point pillow or something.
>>24434014
Does anyone else remember when greasers/rockabillies/psychobillies were a big fucking trend in the mid-late 2000s?
Everyone was basically running around dressing up as slightly mallgoth versions of the cast of Grease and all of the men were typically skinny keks with bad Elvis sideburns and all of the women were typically landwhales with that god damn fucking Marilyn Monroe piercing on their fucking face.
I've never been so mad and upset at any subculture.
The worst part was how they went out of their way to look and act and dress and listen to 1950s music, and still used iphones and blackberrys. Go use a phone booth you fucking time-travelling poser.
Pretty much any kind of boot.
Bitch you're not tackling anything snow related.
Let the men shovel the walk and put something flattering on.
>>24436407
I don't recall this, I was in high school during this time period though and most people wore bright ass colored skinny jeans and shit.
Lots of flamboyant metrosexual colors like this. Are you talking about some place outside of the US or something?
>>24436353
The only one dressed differently is the girl
>>24436353
/fa/ is a whole other can of worms.
The neckbeard/fedora thing isn't just about fashion more about the attitude typically associated with it. Atheist MRAs and the like. With women it's the reverse attitude that's associated with it, progressive wiccan tumblrsexuals or whatever, and they do vary in appearance besides the colored hair and whatnot.
>>24436469
>girl
Which one is suppose to be the 'girl'? I can't tell.
>>24435288
AWW YOU POOR THING WILL NEVER GET LAID YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE IN THE REAL WORLD LET ME ORBIT YOU AND RAISE YOUR CONFIDENCE FOR YOU AND KISS YOUR FEET FOR YOU M'PRECIOUS
>>24435463
...aaand that's tinfoil?right?
>>24436451
>Are you talking about some place outside of the US or something?
Technically, yes. Canada. But that whole bullshit actually started in the States.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuOe01gb3o0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkRR7UP3jiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU-EVLryGxo
I guess it was also popular with people who were just a little older than high school, like early 20s
>>24434037
idk, i feel like there are plenty of weird chicks who end up attracted to fedoralords. that's how it was back in high school at least
>>24436410
Wellp
>>24436503
Far Left
>>24436547
Thank you anon. Place your worship after this post if you wish.
>>24434910
>horses
Girls like horses mate.
Most guys like horses.
The fuck you got against horses?
>>24434910
>steven universe
It's not -that- bad
>>24436633
Sorry man, I just didn't check my e-mail. I wrote back just now.
>>24436648
gross no
>>24436649
Horse girls are so fucking weird. Don't even play around.
>>24436649
>>24434910
Good point actually. Something like 99% of girls who ride horses tend to be over-privileged daddy's little girl who end up fucking black guys exclusively. The remaining 1% are tumblrsexual plain janes.
>>24436407
>implying this trend was anything more than a fleeting niche interested for a handful of people
>implying being part of a scene means you can't use a cellphone.
>being this obvious that a stupid rockabilly girl fucked your oneitus
>>24436649
Girls who own or ride horses are the most annoying on the planet. They're not even conventionally stuck up annoying, they're just weird.
>>24434352
>I still think it can be a qt look. But again, only when already on qts.
This is is true for every red flag there is for men and women.
Take a good looking chad man, now add a fedora. It's fine, he looks great still. Now don't let him shave for a few weeks. See despite his neck-bead he's still handsome.
Same applies to women. The glasses, dresses, hairstyle and love of cats can all be fine if she is good looking enough (and is nice about it).
For me, I think the trigger that ruins everything for both sides is partially looks but mostly just fat. If you're a fatty you cross the line for everything else.
>>24436781
I'm saying that if you're going to roleplay as a retro-futuristic clique, you should commit to it. Bring a typewriter to school, only listen to vinyl records and only make phone calls through rotary phones.
>>24436883
Why do you care enough to demand that that subculture is authentic? I can understand dismissing them out of hand, but that's not what you're doing. You're basically getting all hipster with it, and that's kind of ridiculous if you want to try to maintain an air of superiority.
>>24436819
You mean they have confidence?
>not finding that attractive
>>24436746
I think it has to do with horse competitions. They are really fucking weird and aggressive competitions even though no one cares about them besides horse people.
They're like dog shows but strictly for teenagers and middle aged women.
>>24436935
papahahahahaha, I can tell you are a freak who trains horses even though horse training is fucking pointless in this time period.
They are so deluded that they constantly need to reassure themselves that their expensive hobby is interesting to people who don't own horses.
-Long pink-blue hair ties back with only bangs showing
-Small lip piercing
-Oversized hoodies
How'd i do?
>>24433965
If she weren't in that shitty cosplay she would be valid af.
>>24437017
She looks a little chunky to me but the fact that homestuck cosplay is involved is 1000000 red flags to begin with.
I recall reading some horror story about a homestuck cosplay girl ruining a hotel bathroom because she sat inside the bathtub and spray painted herself. It costs thousands of dollars to replace.
>>24436353
lmao looks so gay. none of them are good looking, why even bother. christ. i have better facial aesthetics than any of them and i dress in hoodies and soft black clothing that looks dumb and baggy and am a loser robot. seriously, dressing like that just makes you look like a huge faggot. i know what looks good i just don't care. the nicest i dress is black jeans and a black v neck and a black hoodie and black slip-ons.
>>24436942
Not just that but also just casually riding horse.probably has a lot to do with them getting off and busting their hymen as kids as they ride on top of a earth-trembling 1000-lbs of raw musces
>>24434145
Well she's not lying
>>24436922
idk, why do you care that I care?
I think that if you're going to intentionally look and act incredibly silly like a cartoon character from another decade you may as well commit to the act fully.You're one of them aren't you?
>Piercings in anywhere except the ears
>Giant librarian glasses
>>24435463
This This This This This This This This This This This This This
I cannot wait for this horrible shitty fucking meme trend to die a horrible death and never come back.
