>after two decades I finally lost my virginity todayw-what now?
GTFO NORMIE
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
congrats, ree, etc.
how did you lose it?
Anthony that you????? lol
Congrats, please never come back, there is so much hope for you
Endless depression until you fuck again. It never stops.
Every time I see Popura I get extremely horny. It's like she has a body perfect for sex even though she's a midget. Does that make me a lolicon?
>>24433209
get out of here you fucking degenerate scum
this just means you never belonged here
>>24433584
I don't like children but I do like midgets, so I guess you're alright
being aroused by animu makes you pretty gay tho
How was it? did you feel awkward? was she hot?Details man, gotta have the details!
>>24433681
Sounding pretty fucking desperate there m8
>>24433209
You've lost the opportunity to be a wizard. The thing you must do now is reflect upon it. Was it worth it?
>>24433209
You realize that it is just an arbitrary condition you people use to shitpost about. Nothing changes. Losing your virginity will not make you happy.
>be me, 25-year-old beta KHV NEET
>meet nice girl on /co/ after finding out she is near me
>finally meet after one month of talking online
>7/10 qt girl
>not a trap
>we both spill our spaghetti
>first night, laugh and giggle about what poses we would do if a nuclear bomb fell
>go home
>so excited i can't fall asleep
>finally see her again
>we lie in the grass and watch the stars
>her hair smells good, like shampoo
>we see each other several more times
>be last night
>watching anime at her house
>hold her hand
>she leans in to kiss me
>start making out
>she tries to pull off my shirt
>itsfinallyhappening.jpg
>she winces a little as i put it inside
>her moans so heavenly that i might explode in two seconds
>manage to last 15 minutes
>she looks at me smiling then finally saysThe stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>24433642
>being aroused by animu makes you pretty gay tho
What are you, a normal?
>>24433761
damn right I'm desperate. I wanna be able to talk about having had sex for once on this board. I'm sick and tired of all the virgin talk.
>>24433916
Talk about sex to your retard wife then Holmes.
>>24433209
Brothel experiences or whores dont count for "lost virginity"
>>24433209
Congrats Normie!
/b/ is that way....
>>24433989
wife? what does having sex have to do with being married? just because I can get laid doesn't mean I'm married.
>>24433209
Settle in for the next five or six decades.
the ride never ends
I love this meme where losing virginity = better life.
>>24433989
is that rear sight canted?
>>24433681
Well she was a 7/10. We were both friends and never did anything like this before. She's had sex once but wanted to try it with me.
You realise sex is shit and boring and you're not unhappy because you are regected, but because inside ypu're a shitty person
>>24433209
gtfo because you're now a normie and DON'T FUCKING BELONG HERE REE
Explain how you did it.
>>24433872
Even a normal will be easily aroused by animu, they just wouldn't admit it.
>>24433989
>your retarded wife
Nigga do you think he got a wife?
>>24433209
Post Popura.
>>24434236
erric
>>24434071
It was a joke Holmes. about you being a normal
Silly normals
>>24434575
yet normal
>>24433642
>get turned on by a drawing of a girl
>pretty gay tho
A black girl kissed me last night after I bought a guy a drink
I'm not gay I was just really drunk
Was my first kiss with a black girl :)
>>24433209
Cuddle.
>>24433234
The fuck is ROOOOOOOOOO?
>>24435596
Princess Clara pls go
>>24435736
I'm a guy senpai
>>24433209
If you raped her you can stay,
If you fucked a guy and are a guy you can stay,
If you fucked a trap you can stay,
If you fucked a prostitute you can stay,
If the prostitute fucked you you can stay.
>>24435596
I made out and cuddled with some black chick at a festival, I literally wasn't even trying. She just liked me a lot I guess. She even said I could fuck her and she'd blow me. But I bounced the fuck home at bout 3 am
