>when his dick length starts with a 5
>>24432049
>when her weight is 3 digits
>>24432113
>98.1 lb
nice try, chump
>>24432049
>when her height starts with a 5
>>24432049
WOOOT I MADE IT!!!!
MINE STARTS WITH 3!!!!
>>24432113
>when her weight is over 2 digitsgotta piss off the anorexics too, fAm
>>24432049
but ends with a '
>when her height starts with a 5 or below
>>24432173
>>24432285
>tfw I'm 5'0.
>>24432326
pls be in a nearby location
but i'm just barely 5ft...i thought it was normal for girls to be short :(
>>24432375
Most men, especially in the old world. They want strong women. For strong offspring. You are not strong.
>>24432180
Luckily I'm a Weeb with no hope of finding love, so I can love you always, on the internet.
>>24432375
If you want to attract some low-test autist then yeah, it's fine.
>>24432399
I came here for mild amusement not feelings damn. now my offspring are gonna be weak little shits and die of yellow fever
>>24432466
You rolled dubs too.
Les fug D:<
>Shhhh, now, now my little roastie. Calm down, my double digit robot penis is going to make everything better.
>>24432477
This post enhanced my autism.
>>24432049
>when her bra size is less than a C cup
>>24432049
>when she has manly feet
>when she has broad shoulders
>when she doesnt have wide hips
>when she doesnt work out everyday
Might as well kill yourself, roasties
>>24432493
Bonus points I'm not fat.
Am pale though, nerdy, kind of pathetic desu.
Going into Aquatic engineering and Boat/Sub-Aquatic Vehicle engineering and design.
>>24432477
get your hands off my dubs you meme
>>24432598
NEVER!!!
I AM THE PUSSYSLAYER
FEAR MY DUBS >:D
>>24432624
YOU WANNA GO, PUNK? YOUR DICK WILL GET WRECKED FOR TOUCHING MY DUBS
>>24432682
not much dick to wreck
>Thanks for that feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bE2RLKz0tc
>>24432049
>when her age is over 10
>>24432573
Let me guess.. You love The Legends of Zelda, watch LOTS OF ANIME!!!, you love watching Harry Potter and/or Lord of the Rings, you wear big glasses instead of lenses because it makes you look like a "hahaha im a nerdddd" girl, you play League of Legends and you probably listen to something like Vocaloid, or anime OST's.
>>24432727
you know, you know, i'm sorry for yelling. we can share the dubs, right? im just upset that i'm short and my offspring will all perish in the winter. thats all.
>>24432775
>>24432682
>>24432624
>>24432598
My god, why are you browsing this site? Just go back to Reddit, people enjoy people like you out there.
>>24432326
>>24432333
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>>24432774
>Anime
>Game of Thrones
>Glasses because prescription is weak
>Am dude
>League is for Fags all MOBA is
>Vocaloid a best
>Anime ost is cool if its good. Mostly Shiro Sagisu
>Don't play much Zelda
>>24432814
you're just mad you didnt get the dubs loser
>>24432775
I'd be happy with sharing.
>>24432814
>Actually still using the Reddit meme
>>24432831
Ah yes, how could I forget Game of Thrones! Only nerds watch that, right!?!
>>24432879
Stop using 'meme' as a buzzword.
>>24432918
stop using 'buzzword' as a meme
>5.5 inch NBPL
>6.1 inch BPL
Do I qualify or not pls respond
>>24432900
No, I just though GoT would fit. I read the books first if that helps.
Also dictating on what "nerds" do isn't nerdy. That is just autism.
>>24432918
Keep this up and I'll have to dig up an even older "meme"
>>24432946
Stop posting, you're triggering my highest form of autism.
At least get a trip so I can filter you.
>>24432506
>>24432173
>>24432739
>tfw 5'3"
>tfw B cup
>tfw 24
>tfw male
>>24432983
GoT is literally the most normie movie/book on this planet.
>>24432983
BringBack'Winrar'2k15
>>24433038
MST3K?
That help?
Watching all of Stargate?
>>24432815
made me kek desu sempai
>tfw 7.2" girthy cock
i always like to presume that society is stupid as fuck and everybody is a sheep or a retarded nigger for caring about muh dick, but for some reason I feel good about this fact of mine
>>24432049
6.5" checkm8 b8
>>24432466
>>24432375
this is sad lol
aren't girls supposed to be empathetic and shit? like even if they're not attracted to a guy, they usually don't like... bask in their pain or whatever, that's some shit niggas do
>>24434801
Kek no, why would they be screaming so loudly for abortion if they were empathetic?
>when his height starts with 5
>when his dick starts with anything less than 6
>>24432049
>mfw i measure in cm like some civilised person
>>24432285
I prefer short women in the 4'10-5'4 range
