Why haven't you joined the sapphic master race yet, femanons?
>be homo
>oneitus fucks her gf in my bed and then killed herself
>still miss her
>would forgive her instantly and follow her to the ends of the earth were she to return
Ha ha ha
Fuck you OP.
Fuck women
Fuck existence.
>>24431710
>lesbians
REEEE
As if men didn't alright have it hard enough finding a gf, you lesbians insist on reducing the gf supply
>>24431710
>girls
>understanding
LOL
>>24431710
Yeah, I mean, it is not like the girls are jumping on my cock, so I am really okay with them jumping on some vajayjays.
>implying every femanon hasn't already gone through her 'lesbian phase'
>>24432339
>oneitus fucks her gf in my bed and then killed herself
Reading this got me a lot of pleasure.
women are lovely and all but it's the sex act that doesn't work for me. you couldn't pay me to eat pussy.
>>24432671
You don't have to do that. Neck kisses are considered 'going all the way' in beautiful, pure girllove.
>>24431710
wow, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions OP
>>24432639
This moment really pissed me off. Natalie Dormer is my future wife and she was basically assaulted by little miss "I'm so quirky" because she couldn't stand not being the center of attention for ten fucking seconds.
>>24432791
lel it's funny how accurate that pic is.
>>24432339
>oneitus fucks her gf in my bed and then killed herself
Top kekold to be honest.
>>24432832
feels fucking beta.
>>24432671
Okay, I get that. As a matter of fact, both types of genitals are fucking disgusting.
But you sexed up and tipsy, the other chick getting all feelsy on you? Your head would be faster in her crotch than you might think, believe me.
>>24432791
boy if that picture doesn't just say it all
>>24431710
I never choose to join and I hate it since I can't find a gf because I'm basically what all women hate in dudes except in a girl's body.
I also hate 3D women and they hate me back, I have never experienced mutual understanding with a girl before, they just ignore me and when they give me attention is to bully me. But that's fine, because I've found love in 2D women and I don't even want sex that much so it's easy to feel truly happy with 2D girls, they fill the emotional void society left on me.
And you guys are right, women are all stupid whores that care about the most vapid things. Don't give up your waifus for a crazy bitch that will financially lock you for 18 years of your life and emotionally scar you forever.
>>24431710
My sides left Jupiter.
Nice b8 op.
>>24433154
Nah, I bet, you just have high standards. That is, if you are not a gigantic cunt and a fatass.
Then you are right, sucks to be a dyke.
>>24433279
As I said, I'm all women hate in men but as a girl. Not a fatass though.
>>24432729
is that anna faith?
>>24433319
Ah shit, come on, lay it on me, Im in the mood for being an internet shrink. Spit it, what is your goddamn problem, why are you not slobbering beavers left and right?
>>24433154
dude even i manage to have female friends even though im basically a guy in a chicks body
jesus christ
>>24432791
is this fair
>>24433406
>bf hoards money
>gf spends money
hmmm
>>24432791
pretty accurate tbqh senpaioriginal text here
>>24433406
Its fair. Its stupid and not particularly accurate, but it is fair.
>>24433366
I just don't get along well with everyone, especially women. They have conversations about inane things, are annoying, don't share any interests with me and think I'm weird and creepy, etc.
I'm just so done with other females.
>>24433405
I am an autist dude in a girl's body, if that's better. Women hate me and I can only get along with little girls and I have considered becoming a pedo but they just aren't that attractive. I would adopt one and raise her into my wife though but that's just a chinese cartoon fantasy just kill me.
>>24433493
oh i guess that makes sense then
what about girls that have a similer attitude than you?
you're probably interacting with those bitchy asshole, never moved on from highschool, sort of cunts
>>24433406
I think you mixed one of those up there
Or maybe not
>>24433555
I know what you're thinking, but men and women understand their own genitalia better and if they want to do something with those genitals, they're going to do it right.
also nice trips
>>24433530
>what about girls that have a similer attitude than you?
Have never meet one. I feel so lonely to be honest, no one to talk to about my interests except in here.
>you're probably interacting with those bitchy asshole, never moved on from highschool, sort of cunts
I don't know but I don't care anymore, I have never met a reasonable woman and stopped looking for them a long time ago.
>>24433493
Uh-huh. Maybe try to put up an imaginary mirror. Try to see yourself in it. Then imagine what other people see in you. This requires some basic empathy and intelligence, but I think you know what I mean.
Good. Now try to think about the things you like in girls. Then go for the girls you like who you woo with your new self-reflectional view on yourself. Also, it helps, if the girl is L/B herself.
Got it, sugar-pumpkin? It is all about knowing yourself and the enemy (your later rug-munchie). Go all Sun Tzu on yourself, and you will conquer a hundred gal and more.
>>24433652
It's so easy to say that when you interact with people daily and aren't a hikki/NEET autist with mental problems and -2/10 personality. I don't want a girlfriend any more anyway, when I think about the hours I would have to spend talking to someone it just puts me off. 2D girls are superior because I see them whenever I want to and have a great variety of idealized bodies and personalities to choose from, 3D can't compete when they have nothing to offer aside from sex which I don't crave much. I hope you understand.
Women only care about chads cock, makeup, their fucking stupid tv shows (gone girl, vampire diaries) etc, and what their friends think of them.
Jesus christ to be so self centered should be a crime.
If a man acted like a woman does, he would be hanged.
>>24433753
Sure, kid, I understand. I am no Chad myself. I also struggle. But do you honestly want to live and love all your life like that? I mean, there has never been a better time for guys and gals like you to go out and fuck their brains out.
How old are you and where do you live, if I may ask?
>>24433837
I don't want sex, I wouldn't do a one-night stand, but it also is impossible for me to get along with other girls so I just gave up and don't even regret it.
It doesn't matters, I'm not complaining about the LGBMXKASH movement rights or anything, I know it should be easy to get a bisexual slut to have sex with me but I can't even talk with someone without feeling extremely distressed. I don't want sex and I don't want a gf any more, my hate towards women is not even for this but because I've been rejected by them in terms of friendship, and simple companionship. I have been made fun of them and accused of many harsh things for simple misunderstandings, because we cannot understand each other, but since I'm weird no one hears me out. I hate normies and I hate women.
>>24434059
Oh man, you sound like the female version of /r9k/. Not meant in a bad sense, but did you considered therapy? It can really help.
Also, I like that you take little to no stand in the SFVVBRUBV-movement. Also please do not be sad or angry. Live can be so beautiful.
Aww, come on, the world is a bad place, sure, but please know that there is a lonely German MBA student sitting infront of his PC at 01:55 that wants to see the world smile. And if I can make you smile today, my day maight not be in vain.
Can you do that, sugar-pumpkin? Can you smile? Just this one time? :)
>>24433617
what are your interests then
anime for sure i know that one
>>24434279
Therapy is useless when you don't enjoy talking to complete strangers. I have gone to therapy a few times and got told to fuck off because I didn't really want to give in.
The world itself isn't that bad, but most people are, especially other young adults. They're just too annoying.
>>24434287
Now that I think about it, I don't have many. Basically anime (although not every anime, I won't discuss entry-level crap because I'm tired of it), shitposting and computers in general.
I will just hang myself, I'm so fucking boring.
>tfw oneitis has never dated, never expressed interest in dudes, calls girls cute all the time, and yet is still weirdly homophobic
i act the same way as i live in the deep south though, so i guess it's hypocritical for me to be frustrated with it.
all of the lesbians i know are really obnoxious or way too butchy for my tastes to be completely honest.
and they also like to invade my personal space
>>24432671
>you couldn't pay me to eat pussy.
Why not? I'm a straight guy and I fucking love eating pussy - I would rather eat pussy than fuck.
>>24431710
>master race
OP please
>Wanting a soft, weak woman instead of a strong hard man
Stop trying to convert me you stupid dykes, its useless
>>24432339
>ha ha ha
>fuck x
>fuck y
>fuck z
god your rhetoric is annoying
you sound like every single girl I've ever met
>>24433801
>If a man acted like a woman does, he would be hanged.
No, he'd die of AIDS.
Kek.
Good fucking question, OP. Considering how badly men suck in pretty much every way, the fact that I'm still str8 only goes to show the powers of:
1) biology
2) conditioning
3) peer pressure.
I wish I could be attracted to women, but, in my late 20s, it might just be too little too late for the reprogramming and I'm destined to fall for the bearded primates every once in a while till the end of my days. Were I to ever get tired of their bullshit, I'd have a long time ago. Fuck this straight earth.
>>24434907
I want you to say the same thing after I eat your pussy and fuck you with a dragon dildo on a strap-on.
>>24434538
>Basically anime (although not every anime, I won't discuss entry-level crap because I'm tired of it)
Have you watched Shigerui? God-tier animu.
>>24434538
>I will just hang myself, I'm so fucking boring
please don't do that, anon. lots of people are boring. there's worse things to be than boring.
>>24435061
>please don't do that, anon. lots of people are boring. there's worse things to be than boring.
Yeah, you could be a dyke.
>>24435017
Pathetic tbqh
Go work on your mommy issues
>>24435002
Please be my gf. I would submit myself to any depravity, commit any atrocity, just to date you. Please.
>>24435034
Nope, but it's in my backlog because I found it interesting.
Because it's even harder to land a gf than a bf, numbskull.
>>24434804
>I'm a straight guy
Is this what you tell yourself, nu male faggot?
>>24435134
>Nope, but it's in my backlog because I found it interesting.
Watch it. Like, right now.
>>24435104
Don't you want to get fucked senselessly and then tenderly cuddled and snuggled by me, Anon-chan? I will embrace you tightly and give you plenty of love.
>>24435157
>loves pussy
>faggot
Pick one.
>>24435166
I'm already watching 3 backlog anime plus 8 seasonal, I don't have the attention span to watch more, but I will try to do it next season since I generally put priority CGDCT but I will make an exception.
>>24435195
>Would rather submit to women than fuck them
>Anything but a faggot
Just kill yourself
>>24435246
A faggot means you get fucked by men. Time to stop shitposting, anon.
>>24431710
>advising it's easier to get laid as a lesbian
>implying that most single self identified lesbians are conventionally attractive
topkek m80
The dating pool for sexually active lesbians is shallow as hell. It's much easier to be attracted to men since we're culturally conditioned to be down to fuck at all times.
>>24435317
Being an emasculated pussy is worthy of being called a faggot lad, it's quite a general insult in use these days.
>>24435384
>Being an emasculated pussy is worthy of being called a faggot lad, it's quite a general insult in use these days.
It would be emasculated to not eat pussy because some retard on the internet says so - I do what I want, and what I want is eating pussy. I fuck them aswell, but given the choice cunnilingus > intercourse.
Girlfriend - no capacity for genuine empathy or sympathy, just sociopathic manipulation for their own ends
Boyfriend - fun bro who cares about you and your well-being
WHY WOULD ANYONE CHOOSE TO DATE WOMEN I WISH I WAS GAY
I've been lesbian brainwashing myself since 8th grade. Now that I'm only attracted to girls all I know is suffering.
>>24431710
>be me
>horny as hell and alone in my house watching porn with my headphones on
>start riding my chair but it's not enough
>not wearing a bra so I lift my shirt up to my tits and slide my pants down to finger myself
>embarrassingly wet so they slid in easily
>let myself moan loudly because I'm alone and almost close my eyes
>suddenly findhalfsister staring at me
>shirt still up and three fingers deep into my pussy
>she looks at me looking flushed as fuck
>frozen in my spot, can't even move an inch
>she comes closer to me and I start pulling my panties on
>she grabs my wrists and sits on one of my thighs
>she starts riding it
>don't know what do besides getting wetter by the second
>she starts moaning and pulls my shirt back up to suck my nipples
>too far gone to react and just go with it
>feel her stroking my abs with her fingers
>think "here we go" and start moaning in her ear
>feel her fingers working my pussy
>thrashing around so wildly we're about to break the chair
>she's wearing a skirt so I can feel her wetness on my thigh
>on the edge of coming and she's riding me harder, panting in my ear
>she starts licking at my mouth
>open it and we're basically eating each other's tongue
>her fingers still inside me
>come all over her hand
>she's riding frantically my thigh so I push my hand into her panties
>fuck her deep while still tonguing each other
>she lets out a very lewd moan while clenching like a vice around my fingers
>air smells like sex
>both pull our panties on and don't speak
>she retreats to her room
>still don't know how this fucking happened
>parents come home two hours later with some exotic treats
>both avoid looking at each other until we finish and retreat to our rooms
>start masturbating thinking of what happened the moment I'm in my bed
>about to come and muffle my moaning into my pillow when door opens
>it's her
>she slips into my bed and sucks on my sticky fingers
>>24435560
Nice fanfictionbut hot regardless.
>>24435560
Did this really happen?
>>24435703
no but i'm still going to jerk off
>be lesbian
>have gf into scat
>shit in each other's vaginas and eat each other out
>constantly get shit on the bed, it smells no matter how much we wash it
>monitor fiber intake so we can shit on each other every day
>shower afterwards but still smell bad
>people at work have started complaining about how I smell
>starting to get into diapers
>fantasize about going through a workday with a soiled diaper and seeing if anybody complains
I love stinky shit
>>24435560
>turned on so much my nipples hurt
>feel her pushing down her panties under the covers
>with her other hand she lightly strokes my pussy lips
>grab her hand and push her fingers deeper
>ride her hand until I come
>want to lick her pussy so bad now
>throw off the covers and pull off her pajama pants
>her pussy juices are all over her inner thighs
>start licking her and fingering her at the same time
>almost beheads me with her thighs when she comes
>pull her panties on because I'm the older one
>tell her to go to her room quietly but she wants to stay in my bed so I let her
>sleep
>wake up next morning while she's eating me out
>been having sex with her since
>everything went better than I expected
>>24431710
bullshit
>girls
>understanding men
wet disgusting caves also known as vaginas
doesn't share any interest
>>24435703
Yes. No regrets.
>>24431710
The concept of Girl/Boyfriend is dead, now is called sex on-demand.
>>24433652
>Uh-huh
>Good
>Got it
Why the fuck do people type like this? How can somebody like this claim to have a modicum of empathy or self awareness when they force people to endure this garbage?
>>24435784
you don't ever feel guilty?
>>24435002
It's been thirty minutes, but tell me why you hate men. I'm not looking for an argument, I just like to hear about these things.
>>24435829
No reason to feel guilty, we're not blood related and met in our early teens. She's also very attractive so why not.
Been having sex with her since I was 16 and it's been two years of waking up while being fucked. It's good.
>>24432373
>reducing the gf supply
gave me a good chuckle
>>24435725
It's true. I think it's the thought of her being mynot blood relatedsister that makes me come so hard.
Sometimes to get my attention when I'm at the computer she crouches down and licks my pussy. A horndog for being two years younger than me.
>>24435933
have you ever sucked on her toes? Justcurious
>>24433753
If you're real, you're an incredibly unusual person. I like that.
>>24431710
Clearly the best choice for a young guy who doesn't feel ready for children yet is a boipussy that has the best of both worlds.
>>24435771
They're better at understanding women not men
>>24436255
No but thanks for the idea.
She loves biting on my ass though and we've been talking about trying anal. Since she's still a minor she can't really buy sex toys so I should be the one buying it for her. Kinda feel like I've been giving her massiv blueovariessince she's mentioned wanting to fuck my ass for a while.
>>24436372
Nuke Norway to kill this faggot
>>24435933
>waking up while being sexually assaulted
You do know it will be called rape in the future, (even if you don't mind it) right? After men have gone extinct.
>>24436457
I'm 19 and she's 17 so I'd be the guilty party but since we both like starting the day like this I don't see how that'd be an issue.
Also typing this worked me up and she's not home yet. I'll probably throw her on the rug the moment she opens the door and just sit on her face.
>>24436592
There are woman who enjoy waking up being eaten or fucked by their husbands.
But it's still rape and they could easily throw their men in jail for it.
I'm not saying this happens to women, I'm saying it will in the future so you're lucky.
>>24436661
I seriously doubt I'lI be throwing my sister in jail but thanks for the concern.
>>24436752
I'm just saying if you get found out she's fucked
>>24436784
She's already fucked.By me.
>>24435933
do your parents' have any idea?
>>24437503
I don't think so but if somehow they do they never approached us to talk or anything.
>>24433753
>not remaining loyal to your waifu
There was a lot I was hoping for in this thread, so I'll bump it even though it was made by a fetishist dyke
>>24437580
As one les to another, do you think you can keep it going indefinitely? What about colleges, and beyond? Are you trying to make this an actual relationship, or are you two just getting puberty all over each other?
Do you love her?
>>24435738
How are you 2 still alive?
