>go to the cinema
>there are no showers
>tfw
>>24431705
Shower at home you fucking autist
>go to ciniema
>see penis inspector performing random checks
>panic.gif
>stand in line desperately hoping I don't get picked
>get picked
>fail inspection for hiding small stash of weed under my foreskin
>get arrested and sent to Grimsby
>get attacked by falcon on way out
>>24431705
>work at Gamestop
>my store doesn't have a shower in the locker room
fucking Gamestop
>>24431705
>Go to cinema
>Get the biting turtle under you chair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZSUp5Nb1Dw
>go to cinema
>order popcorn
>get cop porn
>>24431705
>Americans don't shower before watching a film
>unwashed people sharing the same seats that aren't sanitized between shows
>>24431914
>americans step on the same floor as everyone else without making proper sanitization
>go to /r9k/
>they're stealing /tv/ memes again
typical
>>24432245
You're a sizable guy
>>24432290
As far as you are concerned
>>24432321
Have we started the oxidation reaction?
>>24432381
The oxidation reaction elevates!
>>24431776
>weed under my foreskin
Post picture of amount of weed or your foreskin
>>24432407
No I don't think I want to do that
>>24432431
You will do as I say
>>24432245
Reddi/tv/ and /reddit9k/ are two of the worst boards on this entire site
>>24432290
>>24432321
>>24432381
>>24432405
jesus christ why do I still laugh
>>24432478
Actually /tv/ is probably the best board on this site, but you're right about /r9k/
>go to the gym
>no new films on
>just reruns
why even bother
>>24432519
>Actually /tv/ is probably the best board on this site, but you're right about /r9k/
Sauce?
>>24431705
>go to the cinema in America
>they don't have a designated shitting row
>mfw
>>24432560
>"orange is my favorite color"
>"sauce?"
>>24432726
Your post was more like
>"orange is the best color"
>>24432766
Orange is the best colour.
>>24432843
>Orange is the best colour.
Sauce?
>>24432724
>tfw it was international toilet day earlier this week
>>24432874
Google it, familam.
>>24432887
>UN wants to give everyone a toilet
>offers no protection against the witches coming out of the swirling dimensional vortex in said toilet
>>24432454
You're forcing me into a corner here anon, and when I'm cornered I lash out
>>24433182
I think I can handle it buddy ;)
>go to cinema
>go to buy some snacks
>crab legs are sold out again
>>24433125
We haven't had a good DESIGNATED thread in a while
>>24433289
>wanting reheated cinema crab legs
>not bringing fresh crab lags your uncle caught
>>24433244
I must warn you I've won over 150 internet fights
>>24432935
Just googled it, no evidence to back up your claim
>>24433349
Im shaking in my tennishoes bro
>>24432219
>we track our foot germs to other countrys as we visit them
try and stop me
>>24432219
>>24433443
>parents do yardwork
>they walk around the house in their shoes & boots
>going to the washroom upstairs, getting soemthing to drink from the kitchen, making a phone call in another room real quick, etc.
>dog shit absolutely everywhere
>LOL WHOOPS I WAS WONDERING WHAT THAT SMELL WAS
How about you take your shoes off when you get in the house you fucking sub-human apes? You'll the the Patient Zeros of the next big civilization-destroying plague.
worst part is that we're not even Americanwe're Canadian
>>24432843
Orange is the New Black :^)
>>24433670
Good point, the worst part is that you'll never taste the air of freedom.
>>24433764
sorry? What was that? I couldn't hear you over how our drinking age isn't 35 years old like it is in America.
"freedom"
Cinemas have showers? That's a thing? Welp learn something new everyday, I can only imagine the foul activities that go on in those showers.
A lot of sex and people shitting in them probably
>>24433289
>buying snacks at the cinema
>try to order a medium-rare steak
>they cook it to medium-well
>>24431887
I chuckled desu senpai
>>24433737
Go fuck yourself you nigger whore
>go to the cinema alone
>a groups of teenagers start laughing at me in the showers
>pretend to get a text message from my m8
>phone is ruined from water damage
