>tfw finally get a gf and get to second base
>tfw you realize that she doesn't shave
>tfw her vag smells like shit
Vag is second base now?
Can we just elaborate on the bases? I think I know what they are but I've never been totally sure
>first
kissing
>second
titties
>third
oral sex
>home
piv sex
is this correct?
I want a girlfriend that's sort of obsessed with my body so she just wants to suck my dick all the time
>>24431694
What is second base? PiV?
>>24431783
Yee
>>24431744
Fingering and her stroking my dick is 2nd. Oral is third, fucking is fourth.
>>24431694
Tell her to wash it out or you don't go down
OP here
>tfw gf keeps spurting compliments about herself
>tfw she acts self righteous as shit
>tfw she always wants to do sex shit but doesn't wanna go past third
>>24431783
>>24431744 here, thats what I always thought. We've decended into a new wave of degeneracy where people think so little of sex that vag is second base.
>>24431694
I know that feel man. Currently hooking up w a grill who doesn't shave at all. Every time I try to eat her out it literally smells like piss. Probably from her huge bush getting soaked when she pees. Fucking gross, but I'm such an autist loser I can't do any better.
>>24431855
I fingered her, I didn't put my dick in her.
>>24431783
1st
Speaking
2nd
Hugging
3rd
Kissing
4th
Getting dumped for chad
>>24431855
>first base: making out
>second base: ????
>third base: sex
What used to be second base? I only came into this thread because not american and have been wondering what it even is.
>>24431886
Yeah I know, but you called that second base. Unless I'm just a complete retard and misread your comment, in which case I apologise
>tfw gf only wants to do handjobs
>tfw gf is my right hand
>>24431951
For me and everyone I know in the UK, its
>>24431783
>>24432004
>tfw gf smells like cheetoes and hotsauce
>tfw i let her give me handy anyways
>>24432031
Yeah, second base is hand stuff. I fingered her and grope her while she smacks my dick around. That's second base.
>>24431783
Third Base is actually sex and there is no official "home run" and I personally only use that phrase as a joke.
Oral is just its own separate thing in most peoples minds for some reason. Its like anal virginity.
>>24431694
>gf doesn't shave
>dat soft bush
>pussy doesn't stank
Well, that was when I had a gf.
