Want a woman to touch your penis?
Take a fork, make your penis bleed, ride a bike to the hospital.
50% chance a female doctor will take a look at it.
It was a man? Do it again.
Problem solved.
Fucking autistic. Watch someone do it though.
it... it's just retarded enough to work!!
>>24431618
>have testicular problems
>go to urologist
>pull down pants
>hee looks at penis
>plays with urethra and laughs
what the fuck just happened?
I have varicoceles, why did he need to play with my urethra and laugh at my penis?
>>24431618
>in other news, there has been a spate of self-inflicted fork-related penis injuries over the last 24 hours. Female doctors are advised to exercise caution when dealing with these clearly troubled young men
Instead of this gamble you can just search for a female generalist doctor and say it hurts when you pee and the head is red.
>>24431618
>implying the doctor won't be some fat ugly shitskin
>>24432358
>search for hot urologist
>make an appointment with her and say my peepee hurt
This is an amazing plan.
mate you don't even have to injure yourself just go to doctor ask them to examine it
>>24431618
>he thinks the physician field is split 50/50 in terms of male/female
[touches fork] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [touches fork] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [touches fork] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24432675
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-given-creative-note-admirer-6868949
