5 or 6 maybe
All relatives

>>24431206
sadly like 20 or so, cause I have a large family.

Maybe 8. They would all pretend to care just so that the others wouldn't think bad of them.

My family and relatives. Maybe 1 or 2 other people.

i hope no one

A fucking shit load of people. Not because they know me or give a fuck about me at all, but purely based on the fact my parents are literally meme socialites. Every event that happens in the family they invite half the fucking county, not just family members or friends, it extends to business and acquaintances.

Over a thousand. I go to a small university, and when a student killed himself earlier this year, the entire student body came to pay their respects even though they didn't know him.

Well my family, probably also extended family or even friends of my dad.
But then that's probably all. The people I'd call "friends", I only speak to them barely once a month, and I doubt my family would be able to contact them and invite them to the funerals.

I don't know or care, I'd just be glad I was dead.

I don't know why humans bury themselves its a waste of land. When I die in going to have myself get creamated and have my ashes dumped on some mountains or something along those lines