>mfw BTFO in 8 words
What do?
>>24431084
"Cant, we stopped trading in your kind a while ago"?
Tell her you like to have your chocolate delivered to you.
>>24431156
/pol/ you aren't welcome here
Fuck off
>>24431084
She realizes you are either
A. Too much of a loser that you think you will have a bette chance with blacks
B. A race fetishizer.
>>24431084
Damn OP, my first thought when reading her response was "BTFO"
That being said, I guess an appropriate response would be something like
"I'd rather go to a hotel and find some chocolate on my pillow"
Tell her you a thirsty nigga n you bouta drink that pussy up with a straw
>>24431195
/r9k/ is OWNED by /pol/
tumblrina pls go
>>24431195
say that again, man.
>actually using a pickup line like that
OP is either a chad or an idiot
>>24431195
Yes we are
Calmly explain to her that by chocolate, you meant a black woman's vagina. Expand on that by demonstrating how chocolate and black people are both brown.
>>24431195
No reddit YOU'RE not welcome here
>>24431195
/pol/ is welcomed here
normies aren't, goodbye whore
Have you replied to this bitch yet? Listen you aren't gonna fuck her just get a few more replies out of her then chokeslam her by telling her she looks like a young Danny Glover.
>>24431279
Do this, if it doesn't work call her Danny Glover lookin ass bitch
>>24431726
>your post has 0.00% content
What a fukin joke
>>24431809
>>24431809
that was corny
>>24431809
GG anon that's actually fairly alpha.
You sound forced alpha and fake , I've fucked a lot of girls on tinder senpai , ur doing it wrong
>>24431809
Ask her if she's getting too old for this shit
>>24431868
Man shes like 40 miles away it doesnt make a difference
This is how to pick up women on tinder, have some help you sad fat fucks
And the finished shot
>>24431084
>how much do you cost? and where are you sold?
To give you sad ugly fucks some notes
Incoming shots
>>24432011
>>24431989
She looks hideous mate
And here comes the cumshot senpai
>>24431084
the chocolate at the supermarket is too expensive, what's your price?
FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD
>>24431195
Who let this jew in here
>>24431084
When a girl responds to guys, she's still attracted to them.
I know it sounds ridiculous but do this enough, and realize that this is how they "open up" and/or "play hard to get". They are socialized not to appear easy so they pretend they don't enjoy the bants, or they bant right back.
>>24432964
Until they unmatch you m8
>>24432011
>Be white and tall
>Go for ugly bitches
>"Hurr durr look how is it is"
I hate people like you
>>24433290
>saying "white" as if it's supposed to increase your chances
What year do you think this is.
>>24433223
Yeah but that's the point, you're not down and out until she stops texting, unmatches you, throws her drink in your face, whatever
>>24432198
>is that why u came to tinder [alligator]
Why is this so funny
I continue to be btfo
>mfw she senpai'd me
>>24433876
Say im deeply hurt
"No the chocolate was just a metaphor. I like black chicks."
>>24431360
>by:manabibal
polandball is fucking reddit shit these days
>>24434043
Nah that was a good laugh she's into it op, write your address on yr dick and send her a pic, go 4 the kill
>>24433876
Ask her what it's like to have Joe Dumars as her dad.
>>24434326
hahaha
kek'd
>>24431195And so are redditors
>>24432198
>>24432149
>>24432108
>>24432011
>>24431989
Be honest OP, how many grills did you have to go through to get ones that responded well? Not trying to undermine you here, your tactic of demeaning is obviously working.
I'm not terrible looking, and some girls may even refer to me as cute (although i seem to attract the speshul snowflake kind) how hard would it be for me to get a tinder and do this with some degree of success?
pls respond
>>24434437
I'm not OP, but out of every 10 girls I match with I get atleast 6 numbers and then from those numbers I get laid by atleast three of them on a weekly basis
>>24434734
I'm not the guy that asked and I think you're full of shit to a certain extent but you've just convinced me to join tinder.
>>24434437
Also to get success you have to be good looking to them , which if they swiped you then to them you are good enough already, then from there it's if you have the wow factor in your messages and not look like a pussy
>>24431195
>someone makes a racist joke
>GET OUT OF MY SAFE ZONE
It isn't /pol/, 4chan has always had racist humor. If you can't handle it then fucking off yourself you incompetent millennial.
>>24434437
Take good pictures
>>24434734
>>24434785
So it basically comes down to being good looking enough to get them to swipe, and from there hide your power level. I think I'm capable of that.
>>24434437
I agree with >>24434785 that looks are very important on Tinder. I don't really have any Tinder messages to share because I didn't match with very many girls in the first place. I'm talking like 10 over the course of 3 to 4 months.
>>24434786
>samefagging THIS hard
Ok big guy :^)
>>24434948
Please mind my triggers.
>>24434830
>>24434836
I'm a /fit/ good enough looking guy who's not afraid of intimidating women into my car for slutty regretful sex , but yeah I guess I'm saying just don't be a fruitcake with girls and go for it
>>24431084
it was a test to see if you could handle the banter, she knocked volleyed the ball back to you and you fumbled, checkmate, now king her.
>>24435011
She kept btfoing me
>her laugh emoji
Me: there goes my pride desu
>her laugh emoji
>>24431989
>>24432011
>>24432108
>>24432149
>>24432198
this is how you pick up damaged goods, which is fine I guess if all you want to do is fuck them and then never talk to them again, but if you're looking for a serious relationship this attitude will work against you
>>24435097
Ask her if she will be submissive and let you treat her like a slave cause you're into the whole dominant thing
I tried his line
>got this
What the fuck do i do now
>>24435276
Pic related
>seriously wtf lol
>>24431084
You got Pwned big time.
Move on, no wins to be hade here.
>>24435290
should just use almost everything he said out of wonder
No fucking way
>shes into it
>>24435359
Congrats. I dont see how you could fuck this up, but please make my day
>>24435359
You're welcome , if you need more help just ask
>>24435290
tell her she failed your test and she isn't wife material
>>24435359
> you now realise you won't be able to keep up the chad persona when you meet her in person
>>24435549
It's not that hard if you're meeting up for netflix and chill at each other's places. Just turn on the movie and start making out 5 minutes in.
>>24435549
This is what I'm terribly scared of.
Btfo again
Lol fuck
>tfw 5'7"
guess tindr isnt for me
Everytime I see threads like these I go "hey I should download Tinder again"
Then I remember I don't get any matches. And that my will to fuck girls I don't know is pretty low
>>24435816
Just don't mention it you idiot. Girls are fucking stupid and terrible at math. You can add at least 2 inches and get away with it unless she's taller than you.
>>24431195
>Trying to fuck a nasty, smelly sheboon
>>24435807
Holy shit that was brutal lol
>>24435807
Stupid , you should have said " well then , time to give up your number so I can fit you into my Saturday schedule of sexual harassment and Starbucks , possibly chipotle with guac if you have your hair on a pony tail" you wrote "lol what's your number", you sounded weak and not intimidating
>>24435807
the way you asked was terrible, bad luck m8
>>24435807
She wants you dude. Just be chad and name off how perfect you are in an arrogant way.
>>24435807
>lol what's your number
big lol
>>24435807
my sides
I'm so sorry f@m
>>24435807
fuck man i'm kinda glad i pussied out of making one now...
my heart goes out to you anon
>>24435807
Blew it on the last message
adding that "lol" especially made you seem like an awkward beta and it clashed with the chad personality you were trying to establishshe wouldve seen through it if you had met irl though so this is for the best
>>24435807
Play it off family. tell her the guy is you
>>24435941
Why do you always put a space before a comma? It's triggering me desu
Should i even reply to that bitch senpai
>>24436453
Tinder is like chess and you made the wrong move, you have nothing to lose now , go for broke and say "why don't you hand me that number of yours so i can fit you into my schedule , we can then discuss what kind of man you want over chipotle and chill"
>>24436557
Stop putting spaces before commas, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>24431084
tell her to go steal it for you
>>24435655
>Just turn on the movie and start making out 5 minutes in
How do you go from watching a movie to making out with someone who's essentially a stranger?
I invited a girl over for "netflix and chill" once and she just sat at the opposite end of the couch and texted a guy for 10 minutes until he gave her a call to let her know that he's waiting outside.I thought she was just texting a friend until I heard a guys voice on the phone.
>>24431084
tinder is driving me insane
I have only had it for a day and its killing me
pls someone match with me or im gonna die
>>24436672
how do you live with yourself after being so fucking beta? did you just say "alright then well it was fun, seeya"?
>>24431084
>I can't buy your love
>You're not at the store and most certainly are not for sale
>Store chocolate doesn't ooze milk
>>24436557
Sent
Also got this one
>>24435847
im not that good looking anyway
>>24436727
>how do you live with yourself after being so fucking beta?
What the hell was I supposed to do? I offered her something to drink and she refused. Chad was probably busy banging another slut and then he texted her once he was finished so she lost all interest in me.
>"alright then well it was fun, seeya"
Pretty much and then I unmatched her as soon as she left.
>>24436817
Tbh i think you just start like nibbling on her ear or something during the movie then see what happens
>>24436880
Well I put my hand on her lap and said I'll just plop this hand over here and she scooched away.
>>24436880
How, though, if she's on the opposite side of the couch?
I panicked and unmatched after this one
>>24436952
*puts hand on lap*
"ill just plop this right here"
Whenaniceguytouchesyou.jpg
>>24436758
>literally named after Jihad
She's gonna kill you for Allah, Anon!
I hate tinder because even if I do see a girl I like (and I have) what are the chances of her going on tinder, seeing my profile, and liking it?
>>24436952
why would she even agree to "netflix and chill" if she didn't want sex?
>>24431084
"I would, but that fucking asshole Lincoln ruined it for everybody!"
>>24436996
i usually try to save my "super likes" for that but im unsure if girls actually respond to that sort of thing anyway.
>>24436817
>What the hell was I supposed to do?
Fucking get angry at her? If some girl did that to me I wouldn't even be interested in fucking her anymore, I'd just lose my shit and tell her she's a fucking cunt for getting a guy to pick her up from my place.
>>24436726
give up now
(filler text filler text to be honest family)
>>24436969
>blacking out her name
for what purpose
>>24436969
Shit nigga what the fuck are you doing
>>24437016
i'm too desperate
im not here for sex
>>24437016
This is one of the few /womanhate/ images that really got me. I'm going to close all tabs now and watch a movie
>>24435549
>tfw popular with girls online
>girl laugh at me/show disgust irl
Why can't I talk as easily as I type? Why can't normalfags type as easiy as they can talk?
>>24437072
oh no you don't
it's too late
(filler text)
>>24436758
Come on give me some chad lines for this breezy
>coming to a tinder thread to shit talk women
Hey guys make your own thread i want to get laid
>>24437124
does she scream "ALLAHU AKHBAR" when she cums?
>>24437119
i want off this ride, please god no
>>24437016
>>24437119
please stop, i can't take it. the muslims were right.
>>24437196
No.
You'll stay. And you'll watch. You will watch women with significant genetic defects far worse than your own receive attention you could only dream of.
You will understand and admit that the most defective women have more value than you in dating and mating.
I'll make you understand.
Take your medicine.
>>24437119
>Therapist
>Cheater
No surprise here. Therapists just want to feel important but are too lazy/unable to become psychiatrists.
>>24437291
>>24437259
>>24437203
>>24437196
>>>/get the fuck out/
No betas allowed
>>24437259
This is too funny and fucked up for me to even be mad.
>>24437329
sure thing mr chad thundercock ;)
>tfw in terrible marriage to a BPD
>by the time I have the balls to leave her Tindr won't be a thing
Feels bad, man.
>>24437329
make me, fuccboi
original comment etc shake my head
>>24431195
fuck off tumblrina nigger and get off this board
>>24434948
I may be a big guy for you but other than that, I'm pretty small senpai
And not samefagging that's the way 4shin really is. Frankly I'm surprised you haven't noticed by now
>>24434734
Yet here you are on /r9k/. The fuck is wrong with you loser
>>24437451
>all money related
S m f h
>>24431084
Racists BTFO yet again.
>>24437508
You are beyond retarded if you think that was "tumblrina" you pathetic edgelord.
>>24437526
That's what newfags think 4chan is. Bitch, you don't even know happy nigger, get out of my face.
>>24436969
>" I'd like to get to know you better"
> "hot coffee"
as opposed to what? cold coffee? dumbass.
>better "bet"
the phrase is better yet
> "snuggle in the afterglow"
I actually have to congratulate you. You somehow managed to write literally the most dumbest, beta-est, homosexual opener to potentially ever be produced.
>>24437451
Less than half of participants had money that much on their mind. If you can't tell the difference between the psychology of a limited number of survey participants and the transparent bias of a newspaper graphic, then you deserve to be thought of as a retard and kept forever alone.
>>24438344
Are you literally a faggot?
>>24438330
ahem, it's happy negro
>>24438604
only half. Why do you ask?
