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Real nigga hours edition
>>24430201
thank fuck the last thread ended...
wasn't going anywhere good.
Saturday, got pizza, gonna watch some southpark and a flim
just been to coop got me a bottle of wine, special brew and pizza. still a bit drunk from this mornings sesh
who here /drinkdrive/
Evening robots~
I'm absolutely freezing. I've got two blankets and two jumpers on and I can't stop shivering~ I feel pretty awful as well.
Hope you're all having a good evening~
>>24430315
I want you to use my cum as a blanket.
how long does pizza survive
>>24430278
>Special Brew
Once you're on to special brew you're already too far gone and probably have a bad liver
You an alco?
Went to comic con with that 15 year old girl today, it was a surprisingly fun time tbqh but I think I've lost my job because I listened to her dumb idea of call in sick so we can hang out more. We made out a lot, no sex, that's not illegal r-right. I'm currently deciding whether losing my shitty wageslave part time job was worth it
clownsong.com
>tfw drank gin for the first time tonight
my downward spiral has already began.
>>24430488
what's so bad about gin?
>>24430497
dunno lad, normally drink vodka but got a bit extra autism bucks so got some gin, u feel me?
>>24430488
you don't drink gin
it's a paint thinner
>>24430201
new season of peep show is shits lads wtf happened
>>24430536
Its not even funny or anything anymore, pretty disappointing
>>24430536
too many pakis in the country thats what happened lad
>>24430330
I-I'm going to have to pol-politely decline~
Lewd things aren't my cu-cup of tea
>>24430641
>implying you haven't jacked it once already to the thought of being used
>>24430665
howay lad, no gay stuff allowed desu
pack it in
>>24430767
since you're a geordie I'll pack it in desu
>>24430361
around 12 minutes until it pings
>>24430566
It's ok, the last series was about the same standard. It's hard to maintain such high standards 9 series deep.
>>24430447
How old are you, which is a question it's hard not to get muted with.
>>24430665
But anon, being used is one of the few things that really, really pisses me off~
>>24430872
18 and not a paki before its mentioned
>>24430810
Jeremy got a perfect husbando without even trying and it ruffles me, its not the bittersweet feelings I expect from peep show, I think that did the episode in for me really. And I'm sure I recognised the american hipster boyfriend gimmick from somewhere
>>24430447
reported desu to my local nounce patrol
>>24430890
You need to watch the whole season, they're both going to end up lonely and miserable. No way is Peep Show having a happy ending.
>>24430889
Just say that you are and she is your future arranged wife.
Really though, you need to keep her sweet now. Piss her off and she can decide to get you on the sex offender register as revenge.
>>24430889
>18
>making out with a 15 year old
hope you don't mind being on the sex offender's register for life if her parents or school find out
Holy shit /britfeel/. Just ventured into the lounge to warm up, and the folks are watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here. I know there's le hating on reality tv meme but holy shit, it's so awful. I recognised one person, and the rest of them are all inane, fatuous 'personalities' with no personality. I hate everything.
>>24431103
>sex offender's register for life if her parents or school find out
I doubt they will, anyways she's 16 in a couple of weeks. I should have just waited tbqh but she made the first move
>>24431147
People use a meme to defend reality tv? Is 4chan that contrarian that people will defend that crap?
>>24431151
>I doubt they will
holy shit is this the fabled paedo denial in real life action??? i always wondered how real deal legit 3D real life paedos convinced themselves that diddling underage kids was okay and wouldn't lead to big trouble
>mfw it's just straight out denial of the law and reality
>>24431147
my original post to you is this: reddit
>>24430488
Gin is the real Briton's drink. Did you have Gordon's and Schweppes or something?
>>24431213
nah lad bombay sapphire or whatever, the blue stuff
>>24431189
You absolutely know that some robot will argue with me about that for the sake of it.
>>24431191
>kiss her a week before her 16th birthday
evil pedo
>stretch out her arse all night a week later
right on man
>>24431241
It's a good gateway gin, try Hendrick's with some fever tree and a slice of cucumber, the true patrician's drink.
>>24431191
>18
>15
>pedo
How the fuck was this not an original comment
>>24431275
will do. honestly i find after like the first two glasses it doesnt matter what mixer i put in
>>24431267
them's the breaks, teenbro. welcome to having adult responsibility for your actions
>>24430447
did you know you were going to make out with her before hand?
how did it end up happening?
>>24431356
>did you know you were going to make out with her before hand?
No, I posted about her last night, I like her but I was going to wait until shes 16 before we do anything.
>how did it end up happening?
We were sitting on the stairs at the event and just talking, I've only known her for a day so I was still finding out a lot about her. We were holding hands at this pointnonce alertand then she just kissed me and it went on for like 20 minutes, was also my first kiss lol
>>24431431
>was also my first kiss lol
kill yourself paedo. literally taking advantage of a naive underage girl, forcing your dirty sweaty stinky mouth on hers.
enjoy it while you can because when you get to prison you'll definitely be losing your virginity if you haven't before
Anyone else find it weird how fast relationships progress? Wh-why would you ki-kiss on the first date? I'd be way too shy to do that~
>>24431479
>I was raped by my dad when I was 8: The Post
>>24431431
how did you start holding hands?
>>24431479
Literally no 18 year old has ever been arrested for consensually making out with a 15 year old girl. Stop fear mongering the poor lad
>>24430201
American in Manchester, why do your bars close so fucking early? Also there aren't any 24 hour food places to get drunken meals. Are nightclubs the only places open past midnight?
Judge: So Mr errr.. "Nonce" you have been found guilty of the crime of grooming and molesting a minor. How do you plead?
Paedo: Errr it's only a 3 years age gap and like e-e-rr.. ;_;
Judge: The law works on absolutes pal, not on "close enoughs". Guilty as charged maximum sentence - 20 years in Wormwood. Better start practicing inserting things up your ass, you fookin beastie boy.
>>24431523
She asked to hold my hand so we don't get split up in the crowds and she just didn't let go, kind of glad because I enjoyed it
>>24431572
Pubs close at about 11ish, bars usually stay open later. All the turkish/paki/indian fast food joints will be open 24 hours
Where you @???
>>24431516
I think a lot of people especially girls buy into the movie ideal of romance that you need to be swept away and fall in love immediately
>>24431572
If you are in Manchester there will be things open to at least 2 am including paki burger shacks. Most bars will be open to 1am on a Saturday in the town center
>>24431572
Come visit the beautiful Ribble Valley
>>24430201
BABY YOU KNOW THAT I MIGHT BE THE REALEST LIL NIGGA YOU EVER GON SEE
>still didn't run out of skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNXrOczItYk
>>24431586
>The law works on absolutes pal, not on "close enoughs
confirmed for knowing fuck all about uk law, also he could always convert to islam and pretend to no understand at the trial to get off
>>24431616
Near the Ferris wheel.
>>24431595
sounds like you had it on easy mode lad
still, nice one. i'm quite jelly tb h
>>24431675
There's a large main street called Deansgate near you which may be better or the Printworks which also has bars but they will be extremely busy and packed with chads
>>24430315
>>24430330
i am sure that a low metabolism fatass neckbeard like him is sexy and you'd cum on him, mmmhmhhhh
FUCK NIGGAS I'M SO FAST I'M SO FAST I'M SO FASTER THAN SONIC MAN
https://youtu.be/NZYrYQl2Wd8?t=50
>>24431718
Where do they have good beer? I am at Picadilly Tavern and everything I tried is sort of shit.
fapped 4 times today and I'm ready for another round
Think I'll go to sleep instead
>>24431781
Yeah that place is dogshit, it's some weird own label beer. It's only popular because of the location and price
Might be a bit late by the time you get there but you can try Deansgate Tavern or the Crown & Kettle
>>24431586
>not on "close enoughs".
Thats exactly how the law works
>>24431869
>t. newspaper barrister
try working in law or appearing in court, kid.
Who /hiphop/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWFMioDwerQ
I love old school Pete Rock beats
>tfw drank nothing but energy drinks today
I just opened the last one and my heart really hurts~ Don't really want to leave it open overnight and tipping it away seems like a waste
>>24431835
Hah some bitch just hit the bouncer, and he yelled at her and some white knight stepped up and the bouncer tackled him. That alone was worth the train ride.
>>24431917
also mate you know the trains don't run for long after 11pm right??? you have a way to get back to where you're staying, yeah???
>>24431947
I am at the airport Radisson. I think the last train is in like 15 minutes. I think I'll just stay out late and take an uber since my work is paying for it.
>>24431891
i love young thug. he's the cutest nigga in the rap industry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1cR-AW3Zf0
Just finished fallout 4 lads, sided with the brotherhood and regretted it the entire time. I don't even know what to do with the rest of my night now, I'm feeling sick as fuck.
>>24431431
Where was the comic con?
>>24431889
Brummy land
>tfw picking up all the cans on your desk to find one with some left in
Honestly, this is one of the comfiest britfeels we've had in a long time~
Fuck lads, going over to comic con girls house tomorrow
>>24432088
N E W C A S T L E
God damn I want to be part of the overwatch beta. Signed up last week, anyone know how often they hand out invites?
not sure wether to buy a new gaming pc for 800 or keep trying to figure out a way to sort my life out
i have more than enough money to buy one but i have gone without one for 3 months now, since my graphics card broke and i cant run any games, i thought maybe i would change in this time but now when i get home i just come here
Getting a home gym on Friday lads.
>700 quid
>26 monthly for 2 years
>no interest
>>24432286
I used to know somebody from newcastle. Really needed subtitles for when shes poke.
>>24432374
Well, this girls not from Newcastle, shes from Sunderland
>>24432327
what are you buying?
if you are buy dumbells get oly plates and get an oly 2 inch or whatever dumbell with zip locks
i could of saved 100 on dumbells if i did this in the first place
>>24430386
No, he's just an Earthrocker.
>>24430889
>Being an adult and going out with a child
You pretty much are a Paki m8
>>24432391
Aye well ya cannae wack a fuckan mackam like
>>24432016
I went Institute. Nothing more important than family bruh.
>>24432315
If the PC will make you happy go for it anon~ It's important to treat yourself after all. You can buy the PC AND sort your life out~ And coming here isn't a bad thing at all anon!
>>24432419
Power cage, adjustable bench, 7' barbell, 145kg weights + 2 10kg bumper plates.
I'm not getting dumbbells yet because I already have some going up to 25kg.
>>24432427
But girls never consent to pakis, this girl made all the first moves, I promise I'm no paki
Decided never to take drugs again.
Kind of feels like a weight off.
>>24432591
give it a week
Unless you've addressed the reason you took them in the first place, the desire will always be there
>>24432591
Good job anon~ Good luck in staying off them
>>24430889
Dont listen to the other fags mate, smash that prime pussy
>>24432627
>reason you took them
>because alive
>>24432750
I assumed you had a basic understanding of psychology
my bad
>>24432591
What drugs were you taking buddy?
>>24432627
I was never a heavy user.
It's a cliche but I took them because I wanted to fit in with certain people and enjoy certain nights out.
Over the past few months I've got a good job, my own place and those people are still going on the same nights out, taking the same shit. The last time I went out I had a big realisation that I was just forcing myself to do something i dont really enjoy with people i dont really like by taking chemicals
>>24432772
Are you making the assumption that life isn't pitiful horrible and awful? thats anyone who actually looks around them and sees life for what it is and just accepts it is the real idiot
Cant wait to get payed lads
Looking forward to getting dat cash and not touching a single bit of it
Gotta $ave dat money
Are you still not drunk enough to email me?
>>24432848
>payed
Buy some literacy lessons m8
>>24432848
What are you saving up for anon?
lads is paki a blanket term or do people only mean asians when they say it
>>24432888
Nothing lel
Just like having money tbqh
Should probably buy a car or something but fuck it
>>24432830
No, you just said being alive was a reason to take drugs. Not every living being takes drugs.
I'm sure if you delve a little deeper you could find a specific reason. Lonelyness, peer pressure, depression, things of that nature.
Find out what hole you're trying to fill and address it, then you won't need drugs.
But if you enjoy them, then by all means continue.
>>24432905
ah, I understand anon~ It's nice knowing you can buy whatever you want.
>>24432878
illl email you?
>>24432938
>Find out what hole you're trying to fill and address it, then you won't need drugs.
You and everyone I have ever met and myself will soon be dead, being dead is beyond awful torture it is not existing
please explain how I should get over the fact there is a gaping pit of absolute nothing waiting below my feet every second of the day
>tfw put some chicken fingers under the grill and half of them burned
>>24432993
chicken don't have fingers mate
Back from the Ethihad lads. My throat hurts from singing and I'm massively drunk. WE ARE LIVERPOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :DDD
>>24432987
That's a little above my pay grade...
maybe get a pet?
>>24432987
Turning 16 should help.
Just been to the takeaway for my first one in years. Want a comfy midnight pizza....
Was really embarrassing and not comfy at all.
>>24433032
shut it
>>24433083
nice ad hom man
could you explain why that point of view is incorrect?
>>24432993
>having no chicken fingers.
I am that dumb American. Do you guys not open tabs? I am used to just opening tabs where you provide a CC when you are done drinking. So far it seems that everyone wants payment for each drink.
>>24433180
we don't have a bar culture like you guys sadly
you won't get a tab anywhere unless you're best friends with the owner or rich & famous
>>24433180
How are you held accountable for that? You need to give them your car keys or something?
>>24433180
Yes you pay for each drink having a tab is only something you will get if you are well known at that bar
>>24433180
>American
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK OFF OUT MY BRITFEEL RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
what whiskey do you normally get?
>>24433180
hey, how's it going muricabro?
how's that white house that we burnt down?
do you know that we created you?
Fuck sake lads.
>1 (one) degrees outside
>have an actual cold
>still not allowed to put the heating on.
FUCK SAKE THIS ISN'T MEDIEVAL ENGLAND, WE HAVE FUCKING INDOOR HEATING FOR A REASON IT'S FUCKING COLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>24433257
laphroaig if I'm actually drinking it else just whatever's cheap to mix with coke etc.
>>24433288
i just went out to get more beer and fackin ell
its pretty fuckin cold.
>>24433288
>>still not allowed to put the heating on.
wut, I've got my heating turned up to max. You still live with your mum and dad or something?
>>24433090
Why not mate
can I just put brandy in a cup of tea? it won't be awful will it?
alri lads?
just saw some nutcase shove a firework up his arse
>>24433348
Yes, Where do you think we are?
peanut butter never tasted so good
>>24432987
Sorry to hear you feel that way anon~ I'm not too sure if I'll be able to help you since I think we're on different extremes since I'm a bit obsessed with death~
Anyway, while death is obviously inevitable I don't think it means you cease to exist. As a person you do but things like your influence and effect can continue to exist~
The inevitably of death doesn't make life meaningless~ It's up to you to enjoy yourself as much as possible. If you keep staring at the pit of emptiness it's all you'll think about. If you look up you'll see other things that are much more pleasant to think about~
Reading that back, it sounds really incoherent and like something a normie would say but I spent time writing that so I'm going to post it anyway~
>>24430488
Gin is an old woman's drink.
>>24433394
Why won't your parents turn up the heat? The like to freeze?
>>24433408
YANKS OUT
>>>/trash/
anyone in /britfeel/ go innawoods here?
i just want a friend to have a beer and do some camping in the lake district
>>24433421
suck out, i'm far from a yank
stop covering your tracks you dirty pardener
>>24433369
I walked to the takeaway and tried to open the door and it didn't budge, I figured it was shut and began walking away when one of the cooks shouted the doors stiff, we are open. I tried the door again and it didn't budge.
They shouted "really pull" so I pushed down on the handle hard and managed to get the door open.
They where all laughing at me.
>>24433420
Not that guy but my parents are full jews, they arent even poor. They just say wrap yourself in a blanket or put some clothes on
>>24433434
I often go for walks, can't say I've been to the lake district much though
Lads I'm not the greatest of drinkers I'd be fucked after 7 or 8 pints. I'm planning on drinking about 20 bottles of Heineken up at the house while I play a bit of Playstation how fucked will I be afterwards?
>>24433420
I don't know it's always been like this. My dad acts like a smug cunt and just goes "PHWOAAR WHAT YOU ON ABOUT, ITS ROASTING" "ITS SO HOT IN HERE, PUT A JUMPER ON" etc.
Doesn't matter if its fecking snowing outside. He just always trolls me with this shit. Ofcourse he's always warm, he wears socks and shoes around the house, jeans and a jumper at all times.
>>24433478
most people would be fucked after 8 pints, it would depend on how long you tak to drink them all but 20 bottles is probably throwing up tier
>>24433513
how do people manage to stay sober after 8 - 10 pints?
>>24433387
nah it will be fine, just add a small bit first to see how it tastes and work your way up. don't go ham or it might taste too strong and then you've wasted it
>>24430447
>no sex
Fucking cuchold.
>>24433478
I'm an 8-12 pints man
and tbqh i would not even make it to 20
gl mate. you're going to wake up with total regret and hate and shit.
>>24433554
i already did it tastes a bit like porridge which is weird but still drinkable
>>24433548
I doubt anyone is sober after 8 pints but you can be drunk and not fucked up drunk
>>24433575
>have sex with her
>since shes young shes emotionally unstable as fuck
>gets pissed when we inevitably break up
>news gets out we fugged
>I'm now a sex offender for life
Shit senpai, I'd rather be a kuck than that
Post you are waifu's
DA 54 IMOWTOWS CWUSH AWW OPPOZISHUN
>>24433639
>Kneesocks
Exellent taste, post more
>>24433601
How is she going to prove the two of you had sex?
>>24433707
She doesn't have too, even if it can be proven he didn't the accusation is enough to destroy his life
>>24433707
>proof
>pedo trial
what country you been living in?
Are amazon going to have any decent deals on bl*ck friday? Wouldn't mind a Vita or a Wii U if they hit rockbottom prices
do yourself a favour tomorrow and get yourself a few bags of these from Tesco, ok?
>>24433639
you are waifu is shit, as expected
>>24433745
>pedo
Read the law, it's a sex offence but not pedophilia.
She has to prove the pair of you had sex.
>>24433705
>called Kneesocks
>wears thigh-highs
I don't know what to believe, it's all some cosmic joke
anyone else not leave their room all day? or is that just assumed for everyone in this thread
>>24433813
I have an 'office' with my laptop in that I have to go to
>>24433810
Hey anon, you know how heaven sent weapons only work on ghosts?
>>24433813
I left my room only to eat and get drinks
>>24433849
even on a saturday? desu i wish i had that, at least during the week i can socialise with people when we're forced to meet but absolutely fuck all on the weekends
>>24433810
I hope they make a Scanty and Kneesocks show, they didn't get enough screentime... Kneesocks especially
>>24433463
Unlucky mate desu senpai
>>24433925
Oh no I mean I have a home office spare room deal, thats why its in quotation marks, its just a room across the hall with my laptop, a desk, a TV, my ps2 and a bookshelf in.
I wish my work had any kind of social element to it, sitting in silence in the work office for days on end really does start to fucking eat away at your soul
>>24433925
makes me dread tomorrow, knowing that nothing will happen unless i make it happen, and im just far too lazy to do that, to a point where my laziness far outweighs my willingness to socialise which sucks in the end because it just leaves me with loneliness
My students loan contract says I need to start paying them back when I earn x amount of pounds.
What if my salary isn't paid in pounds, but dollars? The contract says nothing about other forms of payment. Can I use this loophole to never pay my student loan?
>>24434026
No, they convert your USD wage into GBP
http://www.studentloanrepayment.co.uk/portal/page?_pageid=93,6678653&_dad=portal&_schema=portal
>>24432987
you outright don't experience death because to be dead is to not experience
every judgement you made about death (gaping pit of nothingness, beyond torture) only makes sense in terms of existing, so they're meaningless
the fact that we all die is the most merciful thing about life desu
Good night robots~ I really enjoyed this thread, it was very comfy indeed!
>>24434046
Yes, but there wasn't any of this in the contract I signed.
The contract talked solely of amounts in GBP, nothing else and did not mention overseas.
>>24434088
They arent dumb, they think of this
>>24434026
Yes pretty much, when you go overseas you should pay back you loan but they have no way of knowing what you are earning.
I had a women form student finance do a talk at my school before uni and she basically just begged us not to go overseas and never pay.
>>24434075
Losing existingness is the scariest part of all
>>24434088
Its government policy
https://www.gov.uk/repaying-your-student-loan/how-you-repay
>>24433639
>>24433810
Post more I don't have much kneesocks
>>24434113
What are they going to do, extradite me?
They're a joke.
>>24434101
You are meant to fill in some form and voluntarily work out how much you should be paying but they have no way of really working it out
>>24431788
fuuuck, round 6
something must be wrong with me
I'm really glad I haven't moved out for uni lads
I'm comfy as fuck and save loads of money for when I graduate and (hopefully) find a job and move out, and won't have to immediately worry about supporting myself as soon as I finish
>>24434141
You have to regularly keep in contact with them, if you don't you can face fines, court sentences or even be deported from the country you're working in
>>24434159
damn m8
I feel worn out when I do it twice in a day, is something wrong with me? I usually wank like 5 times a week and I have a quality erection and it feels good every time
I got the free week of pornhub premium lads, it's pretty good tbqh
>>24433966
Are they even planning a second season of P&S? I remember watching the finale when gainax ruined Christmas
>>24434111
the concept of permanent existence is scarier imo
the fear of losing existence would make sense if what we clung onto was anything of inherent value, we're just programmed to want to stay alive that's all
>>24434276
I don't think they are, I'd like them too providing it's Scanty, Kneesocks and Geekboy trying to put Panty back together
>mfw britfeel in a Saturday night is where i belong.
>>24434301
>P&S aired 5 years ago
Jesus Christ someone end me.
Is Pretty Little Liars worth watching lads? My oneitis said I should watch it and I'm tempted so we have something to talk about
![[HYPER] Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt - 13 [DUAL AUDIO].mkv_snapshot_23.39_[2015.07.27_21.10.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LXXxudZ.jpg "[HYPER] Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt - 13 [DUAL AUDIO].mkv_snapshot_23.39_[2015.07.27_21.10.15].jpg")
>>24434276
It said "to be continued" at the end of the final episode which all but confirms it, right? Right?;_;
>>24434209
>deported from the country you're working in
Few countries will do this, pretty much only Europe.
Not even the US would send you back if you were paying your taxes there.
>>24434209
you don't/can't you can always say you were not earning enough to pay anything and they will never find out.
thousands of graduates go overseas every year do you think they track any of them?
unless you become a millionaire you have no reason to pay back your loan
>>24434280
I don't know man even pain and suffering is better than nothing, most people would agree they cling to life in the most horrible circumstances to escape the absolute nothing of death.
Its not the fear of losing something of good meaning but just that they don't exist after you die there is nothing, its like going from being a person with thoughts and ideas but maybe a crap life to being a beast. The idea of a lessened existence of lessened consciousness is scary
I watched ant-man. didn't know it was part of the avengers thing.
its been a pretty comfy night.
>>24434354
watch it with your oneitis
>Job center on tuesday
>Not done job search
Fuck i hate it, my guy is cool but the stone cold wankers at the front desk might as wel be literal robots their so unhelpful and emotionless
>>24434366
Gainax recently said it's one of the shows in the pipeline, surprisingly. So it might not be completely dead, but it probably won't be any good without the old staff who since left.
Just turned down a female orbiter lads
>>24434457
Do you still have a front desk, mine got rid of it for a 'floor walker' set up instead
>>24434457
m8 just do it every day for a little bit it's easy
>tfw last time I went in they moved me to a 4 week sign for some reason
>tfw get paid next week and I'm going to spend it all on plastic spaceships
Feels good man
>>24434457
I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that shit anymore, only good thing about being a wagekek
>>24434116
>you'd better not be thinking lewd thoughts about me anon, that's against the ruurus
>>24434501
Was she fat and ugly?
>>24434460
>Gainax recently said it's one of the shows in the pipeline, surprisingly
Sauce? But you're right, it probably won't be any good now that Gainax is a shambling corpse of its former self.
>>24434560
nah she's skinny and quite hot, just a few years older than me and I have a long distance japanese gf
>>24434539
>tfw I tried to make a Kneesocks livery for my pretend driftcar but failed horribly
>>24434387
>pain and suffering is better than nothing
you can't compare them because you've never tried non existence and you never will
death isn't "regular me except i'm dead", it's anti-you
to "escape the nothingness of death" is absurd because you never enter death, you stop short right at the periphery
it seems when most people imagine death they imagine some kind of blackness stretched to infinite whilst regular life continues in the background, but that's wrong because things darkness and time can only be interpreted by existing beings
this isn't to say I don't fear death, but if I do it's only because biology has made me that way, not because of any objective reasoning
Who /wrappedupinablankie/ here?
>28
>NEET
>Dropped out of high school & college
>gave up on life when I was 15 or so
>knew nothing good was ever going to happen to me or get better
>no ambitions or goals
>still don't know what job I want
>too old to get back into education, couldn't if I wanted to
>everyone I knew growing up has moved on
>gfs/married/houses/careers
>left behind in a dead end northern town
>nothing to do here but drink yourself to death
>all the people here are either fat single mums/heroin addicted men/old people too old to leave
>nobody my age to socialise with
>nobody understands that there is nothing to do for someone my age who has no social life
>all their advice just boils down to "go outside!" or "just b urself :^)"
>all the activities that take place outside are social activities
>have nobody to go outside and be social with
>every time I go outside I feel like I don't belong there and can't relate to anyone or anything
>implying I could even hold down a conversation for more than 3 seconds to begin with
>just fill my days watching netflix and playing games to distract myself from the hopelessness of life
So hows your Saturday night lads? Getting fucked up again tonight to try and forget about girls.
>>24434597
You seem to be making the assumption that death is an unknown and that means it could be alright. its not that its an unknown but an end. death is like losing all your senses and then having a lobotomy and then worse
>but that's wrong because things darkness and time can only be interpreted by existing beings
The idea that you can't interpret things that you are just not there that you will end and there will be nothing, this stream of consciousness that is all you have ever really been will stop.
I don't understand how people can ignore it
>>24434704
I know that feel friendo
>>24434704
what northern town is it lad?
>>24434571
IIRC, it was at a panel at some convention. It's mostly notable for the fact they even acknowledged an S2.
I'd find you an exact source, but it's unsurprisingly difficult to wade through numerous 'S2 never' listings.
>>24434651
Was earlier, just let my firewall do its thing by becoming a CPU usage disaster when I open Photoshop and now my room's nice and toasty.
>>24434745Donny, lad
>>24434760>tfw Hull
>>24434731
wrong, it's precisely because it's an end that it's fine
to dread death as a living thing is about as reasonable as looking forward to life before being born
>>24434704
we're all here because we know that feel, at least you will always have us
>>24434812
Except its not you don't start with any conciseness, would you be ok with being lobotomized?
>>24434651
don't need to, got fleecy everything on and wrapped in very thick dressing gown.
drinking warm tea.
>>24434704
>>24434760
>>24434787I'll totally come down for a pint with you man
>>24434704
At least anon here if your friend.
Because we're just at lonely as you.
Watching Red Dwarf in bed Tbh.
>>24434189
yeah, if you can stay at home that's the best thing
unfortunately I'm from t. wells and there's no fucking uni near it lad haha
>>24435072
early/mid seasons of that were so good
>>24434743
>>24434787
>>24434828
>>24434949
Thanks lads, It's nice to know britfeel isn't just full of retarded delinquent chavs these days.
>>24435243It was a genuine offer, its not like I'm lonely or anything
>>24434880
no I wouldn't, but only because I would still exist to experience being lobotomized
to be dead is to not experience
>>24435227
you're totally right.
it really did just get shit after a certain period.
>>24434880
but anyway you missed the fundamental point that life and death are contradictory states, and to ponder one state in a negative or positive sense whilst being in the other is nonsense
>>24435306
>>24435227
I don't know what they were doing with those comeback seasons.
Can't be doing with chubster middle aged Craig at all.
>>24435337
>to think being dead is bad is nonsense
>>24434704
Same age as you bro an am in pretty much the same boat
>>24435337
again you are making the same wishful dumb point
To be burned and not burned are contradictory sates too, so how about I burn your shit up?
Dad insists I buy new clothes. I could wear a toga every day or a burkha or a sackcloth tunic or wizards robes and hat and it would not matter in the slightest because I never leave the house. He clings to a fantasy that I am healthy or adjusted in the remotest way. He is kind but it is so fucking depressing.
>ok cupid keeps showing me men
>I told it I'm only interested in women
What is this shit?
>>24435455
It knows you dont have a chance
>>24435392
it's neither bad nor good
good and bad as concepts are confined to existence
>>24435400
wishful? I have only stated the reality of the situation
have you read a single book in your life? this is philosophy 101
>>24435592
meant to quote >>24435385 instead of >>24435392 obviously
>>24435592
being dead is awful you fuckign retard
All getting a bit too existential for me lads
>>24435486
It's sadly right
>tfw an Ok Cupid employee on another website said they'd give me 6 months of A-List but never did
I'll never know who these women are who allegedly like me
>>24435675
they are women that 5 star everyone to find out who likes them
>>24435675
they are okcupid employee created accounts who like you which tempt you into buying the shit to see who liked you and when you try to message them etc it just ends in never getting a reply
>>24435635
prove it
your life is going to be awful if you spend it dreading something you literally do not experience tbqh
>>24435715
Wouldn't surprise me, I fucking suck at writing words and I've never had a message of one of the few girls who have visited my profile
I just want to be loved dammit
>>24435723
Are you stupid? There's no coming back from being dead.
>>24435592
>have you read a single book in your life? this is philosophy 101
I have read a lot of books but the opinions of dead shits are not particularly useful. I imagine philosophy 101 at university is probably greek shit where the believed in the afterlife or spirit stuff, things we now disregard. Or more likely the views of christians who believed in heaven.
You are trying to make out that death is ok because its natural or inevitable or that it something unknown, this is a massive fallacy there is no reason to think it is or has the capacity to be not awful just because of this.
any aspect of you or life that starts to approach death is horrible and destructive to you.
lose your hearing?
>i guess thats ok being able to hear and not hear are just 2 different states lel
get fucked you basic bitch
>>24435760
and? your yearning to exist is will disappear along with your physical form
am I being le trolled here? it's been a while since i've posted
>>24432808
awright, calm doon Renton
>>24435832
Sounds like you don't understand what is being said.
