i did for 6 months
she tricked my beta orbiter ass into becoming a father and a provider.
i didnt listen to /r9k/ and after 5 months i met the kid's father.
>the first thing he did was drive his pickup up into my botanic beta garden and crushed my dog's $300 kennel
>i asked for compensation, he replied that not kicking my ass is enough compensation
why are the fathers always Chads?
yeah once
then she dropped me because i'm too autistic
at least i pointed out in the first place that i didn't give a fuck about her children
how did you not kill yourself after that is a mystery
>>24430177
kek such a smooth operator
>>24430236
well he was right. i am enjoying a chad's woman...BUT only coz she is damaged goods. a beta's place is alone in a basement. at least i am getting loose pussy
I did for a year. She was pregnant when we started dating, and we ended it on good terms when the baby daddy wanted her back.
My gf is a single mom. We've been dating for 5 months and her son is 8 months old, so I have a good chance to impact him positively. Admittedly, I thought any chance of a relationship between us was gone when I found out she was pregnant, and that even if we did date it would never be the same. But I love her and it turns out I'm happy to be with her regardless.
>>24430324
please be an elaborate troll master
>>24430270
But at what cost is that pussy coming at? Me I know that I am repulsive to women, but instead of caving in to desperate single moms looking for betabux, I just hire escorts, they're nicer, better looking, and won't ask you for expensive dates or clothing. I mean if you had to choose between paying a 9/10 in her prime $250 to sleep with you or spending $1000+ in expensive dates, jewlery and clothing on a used goods whore who is now a 5/10 to sleep with you which one would you choose?
>>24430408
u forgot to mention the negative aspects of escorts :^)
>condom slips and u get herpes on dick
>condom rips and you get HiV :^)
>>24430408
Not him but at least you get an emotional connection out of a relationship
>>24430442
I think you have escorts confused with street hookers you find in shady neighborhoods
>>24430508
>implying there's a difference
Whores are whores
>those eHarmony commercials where a bald guy is sitting with a mother and her child and the guy is talking about how lucky he is to have found such a great relationship
>>24430544
If you're rich you can get the 3 grand an hour girls like Dan Bilzerian gets
>>24430096
I've been helping support my mom and my siblings. She's a single mom, i've kinda become the father figure. Am i kuck? I kinda feel like one.
>>24430580
well of course you are. why even doubt that?
>>24430569
>paying 3 grand to some slut that looks good
Dan is a kek
I'm not attracted to girls over the age of 15 or 16, so no.
>>24430478
And tell me, is this "emotional connection" worth getting your income fucked from alimony and child support? Is it worth losing your house, and being forced to move into a shitty apartment? Is it worth having your life sucked out by someone who only married you out of desperation?
>>24430599
3 grand for him is literally nothing
You know how if you buy something and it's like $5.93 you just hand the cashier $6 and walk out with your shit cause the 7cents is inconsequential?
Yeah that's what we're talking about here
>>24430654
so a master Kek?
>>24430653
Honestly yeah it's better to at least try rather than live a life full of regret because you're paralyzed by fear
>>24430654
He's enabling whores though. If he was actually a guy worthy of sex from girls like this he wouldn't need to pay them.
>>24430680
How is he a kek?
The keks are the beta fags who don't go out and get what they want out of life
>>24430731
like you?
I *might*... consider a divorced woman. As in she got married, had the kid, and then had to split. Not likely but eh...
Slut who got knocked up and dumped is entirely different imo...definite nope
>>24430755
No I'm a beta who's terrified of life and as a result will die depressed and hateful and full of regret
>>24430731
He didn't go out and get what he wanted. He's a silver spoon-fed playboy who's used to this lifestyle.
>>24430096
>not getting the police involved for such an obviously illegal act
c'mon man
>>24430781
welcome to the club. take a seat
>>24430594
Well damn. At least my qt imouto appreciates me.
>>24430731
hes a kek because i say so and im the boss of the game
>>24430854
Fuck you kek
>>24430569
She hideous though.
>>24430919
You must be gay
>>24430943
False. Develop some standards.
>>24430943
Not him but she does look plastic and fake. Gross really.
>>24430442
>women who rely on their cunt to make money aren't going to be as safe as possible
100% confirmed virgin
>>24431007
:^) hi there Charlie Sheen
>>24430972
Virgin
>>24430991
She's all natty except for her hair look her up
She's my 3d waifu
>>24431051
>omega virgin conveniently cherry picks and refuses to acknowledge that Sheen was fastidious about condoms
Kek. Typical omega
>>24431100
I lost my virginity when you were pre-k.
>>24431114
Better an omega than a beta desu
