>>24429746
How is it that you have a woman that is committed to you enough that she is your girlfriend, but you haven't had sex with her yet?

This concept is confusing at best.

>>24429746
>the baby is black

>>24429746
You don't have a girlfriend, you have a female roommate.

>>24429746
You simply can't get more beta.

>>24429774
>>24429807
we got together literally 4 days ago

>>24429832
I'm going to tell you something that might shatter your life - they very day me and my wife got together she jerked my off twice and I made her cum afterwards, but we couldn't fuck because she was a guest at my parent's house. Before you go into a NEET rant, both of us were underage by then.

>>24429889
holy shit look at this badass

A miracle!

>>24429942
I'm just a lucky asshole, that's all.

>>24429832
So she started showing signs of pregnancy in the last 4 days? Wtf does that mean?

dump her, you kek

>>24429889
I'd also be proud that my wife was a slut

>>24429746
I bet she says she's a virgin.
Mate, it's time to pack your bags.

>>24429746
GET RID OF HER ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>24430089
>I'd also be proud that my wife was a slut.
Nope, she was a virgin when I met her. I married an actual virgin.

>>24430134
>finds a virgin willing to give it up the first day you know her

Not even mad desu I'm proud of you senpai. Living the dream.