Who /shouldbedeadrightnow/? why aren't you dead?
OP here, I am not dead because my first package of drugs didn't kill me, and my second package was intercepted 2 months after it was supposed to be here. I'm really fucking pissed
>>24429345
I'm too scared to an hero, so I'm just doing everything I can to shorten my lifespan
>living primarily off of fast food
>smoking 20 cigs a day
>drinking at least 4 nights a week
>hardly ever go out, close the curtains and sit in the dark all day so I have a vitamin D deficiency
>>24429405
man, quitting cigarettes was impossible
sitting and smoking them on the computer is super-comfy tier
Some Chad "saved" me from drowning at the beach when I was 10
Asshole
>>24429185
Last year I drove 100 mph drunk in an attempt to kill myself...only I pussied out and crashed in such a way that I was fine
Puked my tramadol out like a faggot
>>24429519
Nice.
Motorcyclist here, if I ever gather the courage at least I know I wont fail after going down at such speed.
>>24429185
>got really high one night, overslept, missed my morning class so I decided to stay home and as it turns out I also missed the school shooting happening that day
My fucking Beretta 81 misfired.But hey,what doesn't kill you,usually succeeds in a second attempt.
>>24429185
Because I'm a fucking pussy.
OP here again, I ate 200 mgs of benzos and I couldn't even talk for half the next day. You know you did some brain damage when you can't even talk.
I just need a gun.
>>24429185
chugged a lot of bath powder when i was like 2-3 years old
>>24429185
My stomach ruptured when i was 24 from alcohol abuse and i almost bleed to death from internal bleeding. I was vomiting and pooping blood but the surgeons managed to repair the damage.
