ITT: Post pictures that represent things/experience you'll never know.
munney
tfw will never be a Super Saiyan
that feel when people will never ask for your autograph
>>24428907
I-I just really want a mommy gfaka a girl who's romantic and really caring, basically role reversal
>you will never have a perfect understanding of the universe and how all things existing within it relate to each other
>tfw you will never time travel back to the late 20th century to relive nostalgia
>tfw you can never go back to the time before digital technology was targeted chiefly at normies
>>24429411
How old're you?
>>24429330
You're welcome, bloxpsno
>>24429441
26 senpai
(ree robot let me post)
>tfw never be a drifto king.
>>24429485
We're the same age.
Ramen and fruits all day long
>>24428907
Ive done this naked with a girl. It was amazing.
Then she decided to ride me in this position, but surprising your thighs get in each other way and even though Im around average for /r9k/ (8") only a few went in. Still came buckets immediately.
This is probably better if you have a wall to learn against since you can lean back and let her get closer in on you.
>>24429582
Please tell me more about life with a gf.
>>24429473
Good read, thanks m8.
>>24429611
girls like to be held and touched. So you could spend hours cuddling and fondling her and shes extremely happy.
But most guys dont like cuddling, which is weird to me because i enjoy fondling her that much.
>>24429757
I've heard that gf's like it when you grope their butts. Is yours this way?
How'd you get her?
>tfw no bike and qt gf
>>24429788
Girls are attention whores and want to be wanted. Grabbing her butt vigorously is a way of showing that you lust after her.
Also she got me you could say.
I don't like the way that this feeling feels
>>24430018
How was your day anon :3
Never will happen. Never will make myself try to make it happen.
>>24429241
that looks so gay
>>24430368
someone needs their diaper changed
As someone who has had a gf I can say I feel really bad for you guys who have never cuddled with a qt
>>24429582
>8"
>around average
>you'll never be a built yuppie in a soho apartment
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MoK9E3jVF0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12yE0AIpSb6
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bv42CMpegO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rPvJypd6Fs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sEK2juDIQV
>never will mach 3 cruise with the squad at 80000ft
>>24428907
the thing that i hate about this pic most isn't that it's something i never did
it's that he's wearing cargo shorts
>>24430446
REEEJust kidding, I appreciate the sentiment but am happy for you that you got to experience it.
>>24429927
Can you add anything more? I'm really enjoying this.
>>24430548
We need more people like this. I mean I understand the brief spouts of bitterness but there's no reason for everyone to be bitter at the same time.
>>24430208
i experienced this last night for the first time ever.
a boy i had been talking to on kik came over to my apartment and we snuggled under the covers and watched a movie then took a nap and then after we did lewd stuff.
>cutesy kissing until i reach down and start playing with his cock
>he starts playing with my tranny girlcock
>i suck him off for 10 minutes
>he sucks me off for like 5 minutes
>starts fingering my tranny boipussy until im literally screaming
>he can't stay hard after he gets his cock inside me
>tell him to go get my dildo and he fucks me with that until i cum all over myself
>we cuddle for another hour after and he goes home
was pretty nice. i guess im not a virgin anymore either.
>>24430519
THIS!!!! SO MUCH THIS! PLEASE GOD, IF ONLY ONCE!!!
>>24430548
>>24430611
well, she broke my heart, now I'm bitter, alone and spend most of my time on /r9k/
>>24430548
GET
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN NORMIES ARE NORMIE SYMPATHIZERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24430511
Fuck.
That just about does it senpai.
>>24430621
I should probably try to kill myself again
>>24430771
why? ;_;
what's wrong cutie?
>>24430797
I'll never experience that or any other romantic interaction.
>>24430825
Please just be yourself and restart the robot
>>24428907
Alaska. wont you be my girlfriend please momoko
>>24430511
kek, I'm an SM that's got big M for emotions. It would frighten people knowing I smile while hearing something demotivating.
>>24428907
i lover adrenaline but im too scared man.
>>24428907
>heavenknowsimmiserablenow
nice touch desu.
>>24430905
What do these things even mean.
>>24428907
Be American.Get shot
>you have been muted for 4 seconds
Fuck you Thai tranny jap loving chinese nuking Mongolian baby having asian moot.
>>24428907
I wish i had a older qt sister to cuddle with and play with
>>24430208
Just play phone games. I do it all the time. Its pretty comfy.
>>24431298
its all fun and games until your mom walks in on you and she tries to pray for the demons to leave you. I had to get rid of my favourite shirt because she thought it was haunted or possessed
>boss will never gibe u pussi
>>24430511
>that last one
>>24431502
>mom
yeah youll never experience this feeling
I want this sort of friendship, instead I'm doomed to a lifetime of dwelling in my cave all by me lonesome. at least I have you guys
>>24428907
I bet you people don't do that shit in real life
rarely have I seen my parents embrace each other like that
>>24431824
Sounds like your parents need to have a talk, or maybe they're careful to not do that infront of you. Embracing the one you love is basic.
You will never experience war and defend your fatherland and family
Dr. Pavel, I'm NASA
Crumbly cunts ITT
I always wanted to be a dragon.
I'm weird and it's caused me a lot of problems.
>>24429241
Reminder that the artist of the gfd will never drawn shit like that because he's a sad bitch
How do people get happy? It's such a fucking foreign concept to me, I can't even fucking imagine it.
>>24432580
They have a lot of good things going for them. Friends, gf, education, career, looks, hobbies etc...
Truely happy people have inherent advantages and have their shit together
>>24432632
Guess some people just aren't meant to be happy.
>>24432716
>>24432632
>>24432580
Fucking bullshit. Happiness is an attitude, you don't need permission or a completed checklist to have it, choose to be happy.
If you have all your fingers and toes there's something right there. Make a choice.
>>24430018
Hows it going man? You know they say we spend 90% of our lives in misery, today I had one of the 10% and I think you will have that too soon. Enjoy it.
>>24429473
soooo... the laws of physics, which exist for no reason?
>>24430511
are you a trap, or actual female?
only good trap voice ive ever heard if you are
>>24432580
Just start to eat healthy food everyday and you will see
>>24432770
Well, those things would certainly make most people happy. I agree that happiness requires a certain attitude; however, the reason I mentioned that list was because I assumed the person I was replying was unable to easily flip a switch to become happy.
I hope I'll never come to terms with this.
>>24429473
>implying that the causal chain is finite
>implying there was an beginning
>ywn drive down an endless stretch of road, listening to your favorite song while holding your girlfriend's hand and watching her hair blow in the wind
Love
Happiness
Fame
Success
That's pretty much it.
>ywn rob a bank
>>24433247
I get this feeling when playing pic related
>tfw no 2D oyomesan
>>24428907
shit, this pic sort of looks like the back of my ex bf :( and now i'm sad
>>24433247
But what about them sick downshiftz?
>>24433498
shit, this bait sort of looks like the back of my ex bait :( and now i'm sad
>>24430621
I don't understand, at what point do you pull out your handheld and play games?
>you will never be a pirate raiding the seven seas for booty and adventure with your motley crew of pirate friends
yaarg
>>24430905
>be yourself
Oh shit! I've never heard that before. I can't I didn't see how simple it is to develop relationships with people. See ya faggots, with this new advice I'm gonna go be chad now.
>>24429486
Biggest feel ITT
>>24428907
>tfw will never be in love with a qt anime girl
>>24432800
>You know they say we spend 90% of our lives in misery
Mine is more like 70% satisfaction, 30% crippling loneliness. Such is life for a moderately successful autist.
>>24433602
yearr
>>24432770
no, THAT, is bullshit. Choosing to be happy isn't happiness at all, it's telling yourself the smile you put on is genuine, over and over and over again, because you don't want to see the reality under it. stop fucking lying you fuck.
you can't flip a switch to happiness.
I fucking hate people like you.
"why are you so down? just be happy, it's not hard!"
It's like saying "why are you sitting in that wheelchair? just try to walk, it's not hard! just do like i do!" to the man without legs.
>>24433893
>Choosing to be happy isn't happiness at all
Nah it is m80. You can choose to be happy or unhappy in any situation. It's a conscious choice. Most of the time is a long process of consistent conscious choices to be happy, but that doesn't make it any less of a choice.
>It's like saying "why are you sitting in that wheelchair? just try to walk, it's not hard! just do like i do!" to the man without legs.
No it's not. That's a shit analogy. It's more like telling a poor person to become moderately wealthy. It's something that's completely doable, but, again, it takes a series of conscious choices.
To sum up the thread.
>ywn be happy
>>24434053
>you can choose to be happy or unhappy in any situation
bullshit.
>oh fuck my dog died
>BETTER SMILE AND BE HAPPY
and no, it is like telling the legless to walk. If i was capable of doing it, i would be happy. If i had the situation for it, the mind for it, and if the world would be like how you are saying, i would be happy.
but i am not.
the last time i can remember being happy is four years ago.
I have depression. The pills do not help. The only thing they do is push away the dark gray in my mind and put me in a state of numbness. but i would guess that you don't know how it's like.
I would like to live in your world, though.
Where the legless can choose to walk. Where the diseased can choose to be healthy. Where the dead can make the choice of being alive, The lonely can choose to have friends and companionship, and the lost can just choose to find their way.
fuck you. fuck you you naive normalfag.
>>24430511
>you will never experience this ever
just fuck my shit up familia
>you will never fuck bitches and die like a badass
>>24434238
>oh fuck my dog died
>BETTER SMILE AND BE HAPPY
I did exactly that buddy boy. Dog died a couple months ago, rolled right through that shit, happy that I got to spend so much time with her, and moved on.
>If i was capable of doing it, i would be happy
You're capable of it, but it's likely that you don't want to be happy.
>If i had the situation for it, the mind for it, and if the world would be like how you are saying, i would be happy.
No you wouldn't. It really seems like you just don't want to be happy. There are people with a lot less than you that are significantly happier than you'll ever be.
>I have depression.
So do a lot of people, but they can still be happy. I have klinefelters which causes depression because of shit hormones, along with several serious cognitive issues, and I'm happy for the most part. Unless I start thinking about how lonely I am. But even then, I can make a conscious decision to be happy.
>I would like to live in your world, though.
You're welcome to try living with Asperger's, prosopagnosia, SPD, RMD, and echolalia. That's not really possible, and I don't recommend it.
>fuck you. fuck you you naive normalfag
Thanks. I have no friends, but I'm financially well off through my own effort and happy.
>>24430611
Fuck your shit, bitch-ass nigga.
>>24434433
>no dude you just don't WANT to be happy.
Have fun living in your delusions. there won't be anything you can do when the you built around yourself breaks.
I hope you die before that happens. for your sake, I do. At least then your little fantasy world will be all you've known.
oh, and severe depression, ADD, scoliosis, Social anxiety, Tinnitus, and Chronic pulmonary edema.
the depression can't be helped, the ADD requires double recommended dosage, scoliosis couldn't be fixed even with a fucking girdle, the social anxiety makes me unable to look anyone in the face and i can barely talk to my own parents, not that i'd need to because the tinnitus makes it nigh impossible to hear what the fuck anyone is saying anyway, and the CPE does what it does and fucks my breathing anytime, anywhere.
you're welcome to live with these if you want. trading the plague for cholera makes little difference to me.
when my mother dies i am killing myself. my father already hates me, and she is the sole reason why i haven't already.
But i hope you can stay in your little world until you die.
>>24434842
>At least then your little fantasy world will be all you've known
One of us lives in a fantasy world, and it isn't me. You're deliberately dooming yourself. Social anxiety isn't even a real fucking thing. It's entirely you being a bitch about social interactions. And if you're taking any medication, that's fucking you up big time. I have severe asthma as well, if you think that matters.
>you're welcome to live with these if you want
I'd be happy to be able to recognize my own family's faces and how people think if it meant trading for something I already have, ADD, spine issues, a fake disorder, tinnitus (which I have but it doesn't really bother me anymore), and basically what my asthma already is.
>But i hope you can stay in your little world until you die.
Again, it's the real world I'm in. I just choose to be happy, despite my own and others' shortcomings.
thorough brief codec blind crystal
>>24429330
I'm going for the home run. Still positive I can figure it out
>young fool!
Hey, I'm still 20, why can't I be?
I had a different reputation in every class I am borderline and my mood changes daily so overall everyone saw me as that recluse stoner burnout dude.
I actually had decent luck with 5-6/10 females who said I look like I "know how to fuck". Then in other classes people thought I looked like a rapist, but mostly everyone thought I was on drugs which I was but only weed and alcohol which I brought in a rockstar can everyday.
Never got caught and idk how people mostly ignored me pretended I didn't exist I had like 4-5 friends who I talked to.
>>24428907
i'd rather be in the girls arms ;_;
>>24430511
stop listening to this guys. It's not sane for you. You're filling yourselves even more
>>24429241
lukasz go to sleep
>>24428907
You will never, ever come home to this after a long day of work.
>>24428907
You will never, ever have a date with a girl like this.
>>24438737
She would cheat on me and then I'd never talk to her again.
>You will never destroy an enemy emplacement with a rocket.
>>24429241
>>24436401
Women seek men because of their strength. So even if you got in a relationship, she'd grow tired of you and move on.
You'd find that if you're taking care of someone else rather than yourself all the time that you'd feel far more fulfilled than someone looking after you. I've been on both sides of that and that's my experience.
tl;dr Women want men, not boys.
>>24438808
I would do anything for this moment.
>>24438808
life is so fucking cruel
>>24430511
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sEK2juDIQV
>>24438808
Being on the receiving end of that feels way better. Was getting fed while I played vidya last night.
I've experienced what OP posted multiple times.
And whole time I was thinking
>when the fuck are you going to let me go home
>i can't wait to play some vidya
>i need my shitposting fix
>i stopped liking you a month ago why am i even here ffs baka
so here i am, living the dream tbqhwy
>>24428907
You will never, ever make a girl genuinely smile.
>>24429473
Like >>24433201 said, the chain is indeed infinite. There is no way to calculate the beginning of the universe as has no start.
>>24430511
>couldn't even make it through 15 seconds of the first one
>>24431824
Usually only happens in really personal moments sooooooooooo
>>24428907
You will never, ever fuck a girl while playing video games.
I've lost everything I spent my whole adult life building up. All of the work, the effort and pain. It's all gone.
My wife.
My son.
My house.
My career.
I left it all behind when she found someone else and kicked me out.
I finally left my family behind. I'm giving it all to her. I love my son dearly, but the pain of home and everything else is too much to deal with.
After I come back and get the large items, I'm cutting everyone out of my life. My sociopathic, hateful mother. My alcoholic ex-stepfather. Coworkers. Acquaintances. I never had any friends.
My wife. She can go fuck herself. She wants another man to raise our son? Fine. I'm such a monster because I was unhappy? Whatever.
And I finally find love, a woman who loves me. And yet... I can't help but feel like I should tear that apart and run away. Just be by myself, like I always felt I was meant to be.
She's the ideal. Everything I wanted, this girl.
But what does it matter, robots? Why did i ever crawl out of the basement and try and do anything? It wasn't worth it. I should have just stayed a useless sack of SSI-consumption.
>>24429176
In elementary school I dyed my hair blonde and spiked it in hopes of looking like a super saiyan
>you'll never have nifty powers and techniques to fight bad guys with alongside your friends
>>24428907
A girl will never fall in love and confess to you.
>>24431800
>never get to throw rocks at trains with your bro
>tfw you will never be in a situation where you are more romantically/sexually/emotionally advanced than someone else
i feel like a toddler
>I will never be a suave sociopath living dangerously and caring about no one but myself.
I desire this so much.
>>24428907
She will never cook for you.
>>24430621
>he starts playing with my tranny girlcock
>>24428907
Being tall.
>>24430018
Oh my, something like this would make my day anyday
>>24439258
does he have a motor control disorder?
>>24439258
>she will never drop the pancake on the floor and then start crying about how all she wanted to do is make you happy and you hug and console her and tell her all you need is her to be happy and you carry her to the couch and cuddle and watch movies
Life on campaign would be pretty shitty, but the adrenaline rush in combat would be fucking nuts.
>>24430446
Can you describe it? I just want to know
>>24439258
>You will never fuck her from behind, punch her on the back of the head and hear her let out a shrill autist 'AHHHHOOOOOOOOOW'
Sad /t/bh
>>24439248
Sociopath here. I'm extremely introverted, so being suave is hard. Not caring about anyone but yourself earns a lot of criticism from others. Living crazy is fun until you flip your vehicle and get DUI/loss of control charges.
I'll be in court in a few weeks and forced to go through alcohol abuse classes. It's not a fun or nice person to be like.
>>24428907
You will never be normal.
;_;
>>24439336
You're not a suave sociopath though, you're an autistic sociopath with no charm.
>>24428907
>tfw no weird ponycum experiments
>>24439258
She looks cute, but that gif makes me cringe.
>>24439338
That webm is making me feel, shit.
>>24439360
I'm suave as fuck when I want something from someone, especially a female in her 40s.
>>24439338
What a good dog ;_;
>>24439336
>Sociopath here.
No, you're not. Lol.
Real sociopaths do not go around boasting that they're sociopaths on the internet. You're probably just a shy kid who plays too many violent videogames and thinks this is the same thing as having an extremely dangerous and debilitating mental disorder.
>>24439404
Every single time I talk about it online, there's always that one guy who thinks I'm an edgelord kid. I'm 25.
>>24428907
>she will never jump on the bed with you
>>24439338
I hate autist. They should just kill themselves.
I feel like this thread is trying to c uck me, what is wrong?
>>24430511
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MoK9E3jVF0
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12yE0AIpSb6
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bv42CMpegO
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rPvJypd6Fs
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sEK2juDIQV
jesus christ
>>24439338
Lost my shit. Comment, weebum,emoticon
I think I'm done for the night.
>ywn walk in the footsteps of Caesar
>>24438858
Is there any particular websites that have galleries of battle pictures like these?
>>24428907
You will never even have sex with a literal 1/10.
>>24439568
I want to know this too. There's something about pictures taken in the midst of battle that's really interesting.
>>24439197
Who's "Yuu"?
>>24439568
>>24439622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly8sYtMw4Sc
Watch Korengal and Restrepo lads.
>>24430511
All this does is make me realize i'd never be able to keep a girl like this
>>24439306
palsy
>>24439601
sauce?
fucktherobotbloxx
>>24439306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IM0v-pHWoY
>you will never conquer the universe with your best friend
>>24439738
lol is she high or something
>>24428907
>you will never be executed by the cartel
good feel I guess
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=14f_1279854373
>>24439738
>mfw I thought it was a guy
>>24439622
That blonde guy looks like my dad when he was in the corps. Scrawny with glasses and blonde hair. It was the early 80's, too.
>>24439747
Cerebral palsy.
>>24428907
>tfw will never get slapped by a goddess princess
>>24433327
Heat always made me feel this to the highest degree.
>>24439839
thats a great fucking movie.
>will never wake up to this
CANT WAKE UP
>>24439601
Jesus fucking Christ, is that Joey Ramone?!
>>24439726
not him, but I do actually have this bookmarked.
ML/53EB588
Tried fapping to it twice, but couldn't cum.
>>24439601
Fuck, she looks like Jeordie White (Twiggy Ramirez).
>>24439095
We here, love you nigga
>>24439601
>1/10 women are getting paid to have sex
>meanwhile a 5/10 robot can't even get laid once
>>24440127
JUST
BE
YOURSELF
>Fuck this "You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original." bullshit. Fuck you, mods of /r9k/, I hope you have a Cheetos and Mtn Dew-induced heart attack.
>>24440237
Just adding more to that:
You're a mod on fucking 4chan, you don't get paid, you just do it because you want to feel important in some pathetic way. You're just 30+ virgins who probably weigh almost as much as a car. Fuck you, fuck that filter, and fuck Hiro for keeping you pieces of shit around. Also, fuck everyone on this board, you pathetic pieces of shit.
There, I really earned a ban.
>>24440310
Not banned yet? Fuck chocolate milk, too, you obese cunts.
>>24439601
>tfw can never have sex because that is what a boyfriend would see
i bet a guy wouldn't even be able to look me in the eye during. i know you guys hate that even ugly girls have it better than average guys, but the only advantage we have over you is access to cold, degrading, loveless sex. sex is nothing, especially when compared to love...
>>24438906
>tl;dr women are always children
Ftfy
>>24440620
Post a pic or you're bullshitting.
>>24440620
Ugly men will love you
> having a cute silly girlfriend being embarrassed about taking their photo.
> these happy stupid moments.
> laughter, then kisses...
not on your life
>>24439977
>wearing makeup to bed
>>24440620
Sex is intimacy and acceptance. Even loveless sex can lead to a loving relationship.
>this obsession with succubi
It's time to move on anons
>that feel when no gf to call onee-chan
>>24429411
I'd probably just be disappointed
it's like when you dig up an old childhood game and it actually works but it's way shittier than you remember
>>24430982
lol nig nogs
>you will never get a pepsi
>>24438808
now I have a lonely sad. thanks anon, most effective.
>>24433602
oh shit i just remembered that feel
thanks anon\...
>>24439236
make love to a child
>>24439338
What the fuck is that kid gonna do when that dog dies.
Literally the only reason why I refuse to get any kind of pet. Can't handle those feelers.
>>24441053
That is a lot of helium
>>24438808
>tfw walking through college
>asian grills have eyes glued on me
>asians like white guys meme
>tfw too autistic to start basic conversation
so beta, so little time..
>>24429473
A radioactive isotope is both actual and potential due to the properties of quantum tunneling.
>>24441163
For some reason I never felt sad when one of my pets died of old age. If anything I felt content>>24441203
, it is a strange bittersweet feeling to see your pet go after a long and happy life. You come to terms with death itself being a part of life.
>>24428907
I will never get to pet and cuddle with a catgirl
>>24441503
I will never be a catboy and get pet and cuddled by a cute girl
Pic semi-related
>>24430511
This just proves how easy it is for grills to act and lie.
>>24439745
Neither will Reinhard.
>>24441527
i want more pics like that pls
>>24428907
>tfw you will take forty shillings on the drum
>>24439745
but what happens when your best frienddies saving your life?
>>24441652
Ask here, if they're even still around
>>>/d/gfd
>>24439437
He's right you know.
That's probably because you act like, which is even worse considering how old you are
An actual sociopath wouldn't actually make it known or openly talk about it. It might make you feel "cool" and "dangerous" but all it does is make you look foolish.
You likely have autism at worst, or just a shut in at least
>>24440998
omfg i was just listening to this song 3 hours ago!
related enough
>>24438808
what did I do in a past life to deserve this
>>24429473
thanks idiot, ended up wasting like 2 minutes of reading just to get some liberalkek bullshit
>>24440998
>Tfw had a pepsi a couple of hours ago
I want to live on a remote farm. I would get up early every morning and work hard, rain hail or shine. I just want the sound of birds and nothing else, I want to dig my hands into the soil and gather up my dinner. I want to butcher my own animals, and go hunting.
At night I want to walk with my dog around my property, and come back to lift weights. I want to read and listen to music all weekend with no interruptions, and only see other people when they're on television.
Then one day when I'm an old man and after my dog and animals have moved on, I'll sit outside on the grass and blow my brains out.
>>24441565
this is the only correct answer
if a girl is babying you, based on little to no effort from yourself, she is manipulating you. 100%
a girl really cares about you when you ask her to suck your dick, and more times than not, she says ok. true story
>>24430511
>listening to those
>you will never be able to open up to someone
>if you do they will judge you
>they will rip you apart and use you to get ahead in life while leaving you behind
>you will scramble to keep your insides intact after being gutting like the animal you are
>worst part is they might not and you're torturing yourself to stay safe
Please help me stop thinking
>>24439977
MAI WAIFU! I LOVE HER.
>tfw Eeyore
>tfw no ugly bf
Kill me...
>>24430511
Why the fuck am I putting myself through this.
my heart right now, i juts want it to end
>>24439040
the look of fucking defeat on this very average looking girl's face says it all
>>24443805
Shh anon. Don't look. Pretend she's enjoying it too and isn't crushed by even the thought of video games being more important to him than she is, but she stays anyway because why would anyone want an ugly girl like her? She should be grateful to even HAVE a boyfriend, regardless of how he treats her.
>>24443805
you're reading way too much into it. they set up the camera to film them; clearly it's meant to be a joke. it's not like you're catching them in a candid moment where he only wants to have sex with her if he can keep playing dota while she rides him.
>>24438808
I hope I never have a date with a cunt who'd rather spend all her time on the phone whilst on a date. If anything, it would absolutely shatter whatever little confidence I had to even get her to go out with me.
>>24428907
Worst cuddle position.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uAEOIdPDNg&index=24&list=PLhgOg9pZ00Z4pRLIkYS1-HfpPeHwWZ2x3
>tfw youll never do cool stuff like this with a qt blonde white gf
why.even.live. t b h f@m
Look at that frog. He doesn't have one care in the world; he has attained nirvana.
>ywn die fighting against fascism and for a better world
>>24444589
>for a better world
>>24444611
>mfw anarchists hate Bernie "colonel" Sanders aka "BS"
>mfw you were L I T E R A L L Y just looking for an excuse to post your gay old people kekolding pic
>>24444647
>mfw you were L I T E R A L L Y just looking for an excuse to post your gay old people kekolding pic
12 feels I'll never feel.
>>24430511
Whoever recorded this and anyone who actually goes through it all is retarded.
>>24439197
what kind of shitty term is that
how the fuck am i supposed to solve e^980 ?
you can only form it into 128*sqrt(980*e^1) and get rounded 6606
>>24438906
Then i don't want a gf, i want to profit not to give.
animooted
>tfw after being a KHV finally meet a girl online
>she travels 9 hours just to see me and stay at my place for a week
>lose virginity with her, have fun spending time together
>cuddle all the fucking time while watching something or sleeping
>enjoy this more than sex
>never want to let go of her because I've literally never experienced this
>she finally mentions that I like cuddling too much
>be embarrassed to say that this is the first time I'm actually in contact with a human female and that's why I'm doing it so much
>just say "h-heh I guess so, didn't notice"
>stop it for a while
>it's time for her to go back home
>while we are saying goodbye this time she's the one insisting on hugging
>she holds me like a good 2 minutes, says she'll miss me
>we kiss, she leaves
>it's been 2 weeks
>tfw I don't miss sex, kissing but just miss having her head on my chest
fuck man, I think I was happier when I was a KHV, this is living hell. I was used to sleeping alone, having no noise in the house except for the computer but ever since she left, the house's been like a dungeon for me
>>24445373
At least you can call her anytime you want. Most of us don't even have that luxury.
>>24443858
So now the meme is ugly girls can't get bf easily?
>you will never fight in SS agaisnt marxist
>you will never try to safe world
>you will never fight for Fuhrer
>you will never kill american schweine and their kike overlords
>>24445373
kill yourself normie shit
the warm feel of some tight 16 yo slags pussy
This, someone sendasw fffew
>>24439500
ya you should
>>24445659
I was going to reply with a picture of a russian communist but then I realized I hate "american schweine and their kike overlords" as much as you. So here is a pic of a viet com.
>>24428907
You will never fight with the God Emperor at your side
>>24429411
I am 34, sucks you never got to live it, was nice.
>>24445991
theirs always one out there who wants it!!
>>24436408
>trapped.jpg
I relate
>>24433602
>tfw i will never be a shantyman during the age of sail
the fear of caged normies
>>24438966
Oh god help me
>>24430519
>tfw need to fly but earthbound
>p3d it is
>>24430511
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MoK9E3jVF0
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24430511
Literally didn't feel anything
Am i autistic or what?
>>24429241
I have this kind of gf. I'm not really sure if I like it, I've slipped into the beta position of the relationship and it's kind of weird. This is the only gf I've ever had so maybe I'm just thinking the grass is greener on the other side where I'm in that position instead.