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>http://www.redorbit.com/news/health/1113410878/couples-who-have-sex-once-a-week-are-happiest-study-says-111915/

Now that it has been scientifically proven that not having (consensual?) sex at least once a week leads to unhappiness, how do we push the government into delivering something similar to foodstamps but for copulation?
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Sex is free, food is not
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>>24428506
I dunno, how many fembots want a coupon for me?
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>>24428557
>sex is free
One million dollars for a wife is not free.
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>>24428506
What about forever alones that never have sex?
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BUMP you fucks I except 100 replies
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>>24428557
If sex was free you wouldnt be a virgin.
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>>24429599
Sex can be free but also illegal.
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There's something like that in the Netherlands. Disabled people can get government funds to pay for sex workers. Studies show this demographic has dropped the suicide and depression rates significantly.

http://m.mic.com/articles/85201/the-surprising-way-the-netherlands-is-helping-its-disabled-have-sex#.7Wm1DOTax
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>>24428506

happiness is not a human right

you are not entitled to sex

fuck off, faggot
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>>24429761
>only for actual retards :(
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>>24429787
Easy for you to say roastie, now kill yourself.
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>>24429841
It's for all kinds of disabled people, not only mental.
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>>24429761
>Mentally retarded vegetables get subsidies to pay for a sex life
>I'm still a virgin
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>>24429761
damn... even disabled people get more than me
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Heres my plan:

1.) All women and men who are not currently married must say "yes" to any old stranger who asks for sex
2.) People are only required to do this at least once.
3.) Virgin men and women are exempted.
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