>Welcome to Subway, what would you like?
>Um what was that? You're going to have to speak up a bit, sir.
This is what I want
>>24428423
Hi, how's it going? I'd like a footlong italian herbs and cheese please. Oh! yes i would like turkey with pepperjack cheese please. yes i would like that toasted..........Oh im doing alright, just trying to stay warm lately haha. what about you?......great! ummmm, i would like lettuce, black olives, green peppers, and ranch and chipotle sauce please. thank you. ah, no chips and a drink this time, thanks.........ok, thank you! have a nice day!
>>24428517
That blue bird looks how I feel.
>at target
>suddenly hear someone shout "CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING" behind me
>employee is wearing fucking beats pro headphones
>ask him if he knows where something is
>"I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP"
>didn't bother taking off his headphones or even pausing his music
>>24428423
i said i want a plastic bag full of that shredded lettuce that taste like newspapers, and a soup bowl of mayonnaise. for here, please.
>>24428562
quit bitching autist, the man was trying to listen to some tunes and went out of his way to help you. you should have been sucking his cock for the service he was providing you. you didnt even have to work yourself up to ask an employee about a question you had, he broke that barrier for you. so just shut the fuck up.
I-I said..c-c-can I t-take you o-out on a d-d-d-d-d-date?
I want bread with nothing on it but oil and vinegar
Gonna need more oil than that hun
More oil
Still not enough
Let me do it
Thanks
>surreptitiously leave it on a chair
>next person to sit down without looking gets a butt full of oil
hehehe
>>24428711
you're going to have to grow a few inches taller, sir.
>>24428423
Footlong chicken tikka Italian herbs and cheese toasted with all salad and chipotle southwest
>>24428731
lol where do you people come up with this shit?
>>24428711
sorry, i have a bf with a massive cock already
>>24428794
Is ita foot long?
W-Wholewheat footlong...
W-What's the d-daily sub...? Sorry...
>>>24428562
Maybe you should laugh stuff like that off? I don't have social anxiety, but that sounds like just a simple mistake to me.
>>24428423
This is a bit worse, I can see why someone would freeze up in that kind of situation or let it get to them. Just try to clearly repeat yourself and move on. She'd probably forget about the whole conversation within a few minutes anyway.
>2015
>not ordering online
shiggo my diggo, niggo
>tfw they try to cheap me out by using smaller than usual slices of swiss
>call them out on it, the kid at the counter is visibly sweating
I WANT THE USUAL
>>24428423
>tfw you repeat yourself but they still don't understand
herro I wirru havu ah one footrong, whaito burredu, with vegetaberu and chess
sank yuu
>order online
>walk in, get sub, walk out (you don't have to use the line since your sub is made and paid for)
desu senpai it's great
For whatever retarded reason they don't let you use your subway points online, so I had like 300 saved up before I started using them.
MEAT
BALL
MARI
NARA
>>24428669
Nigger wagekuk detected
>>24428423
>that time-stretching infinite moment between when they hand your food & change and they say "have a nice day" and you struggle to put everything away and they just stare at you
>>24428423
>so a footlong with turkey, mustard and pickles? that'll be $6.50, plus tip
>>24429128
>First day working at a sandwich place
>Fucking guy walks in
>first time ever seeing this fucking guy
>YEAH HI THERE BUDDY I'LL HAVE THE USUAL
>>24428517
>Someone with obviously some degree of talent and potential in drawing and illustration spends their time making furry whack-off material.
>>24429061
>tfw this is not a thing in my third world country
>>24428423
>you will never ask her for her phone number and drop spaghetti
i-i said.uh i-i said one t-ticket for t-t-the s-subway, h-ha..hha..ha...
You can have the 6 inch in my pants babe. What's that? How tall am I? 6"3. How much do I make? 1,000,000 per calendar year.
I'll take the Jared Fogel Special please!
>>24429569
>only 6"
that better be soft. if you don't have a footlong you're not really a man.
>>24429622
Anything above 6 inches is too large. Anything below is just suicide tier.
>go to subway
>the sandwich artists start questioning my condiment choices
>>24428731
Shame I'm not at home I have a copypasta of the guy who gets just bread toasted and drenched with oil then puts it in the soda machine drowns it in soda and leaves
Do you have those Co-Cookies?
Yes, I would like to make that a combo with two lemon cookies.
I a-asked if y-you could step on the sandwich with y-your bare feet...p-p-please...
>>24428562
>be ins tore looking at pants
>girl working there sneaks up behind me to ask if i'm looking for something
>become startled and jump
>see her try to hold back laughter
>later she apologizes for surprising me
should have gotten her fired
>>24429912
holy cow why didnt i think of that funny one liner, well, i suppose the only recourse for not coming up with it originally is to make it come true in reality.
wish me luck everyone i will record it of course.
>>24429977
shouldve said: "love o_O why you interested in becoming my exclusive girlfriend?"
i- i said f-f-f-f-fuck y-you... r-r-r-roastie... y-y-you only w-want Chad
>Sorry, what sir? Who's Chad?
>>24430167
>Sorry, what sir? Who's Chad? He sounds really cute.
