What are some good masturbation methods, /r9k/?
I like to hump pillows. I find it's easier to get a rhythm going that way
>>24427333
Google "The seven fundamental operations"
>>24427639
Me too holy shit. And it's so much fucking easier to clean and comfier, and intimate.
Never meant another guy that preferred pillows.
>>24427706
When i was a kid i'd hump pillows, couch cushions, sometimes snack cakes, and tp rolls with band-aids on the edges. I was a weird ass kid. I'm still weird, just an adult now
>>24427706
Shit dude... You won't be able to have normal sex ever. I feel sorry for you. Not joking, google humping pillows
It causes penile desensitization
>>24427824
>caused by absence of lube while masturbating
>intense friction burns nerves and skin
>when restored, skin is thicker requires more to effort to stimulate nerves
>tfw if I continue at this rate will have massive girth peepee but never be able to feel pleasure from it
;_;
>>24427907
Anon you have to stop. I don't want your penis to get hurt.
IN
>AND
OUT
>>24428004It's been hurt.Had so much free-time this summer that it ended up bleeding and it hurt to put my boxers on and wash it.
I don't know how to stop without gf ;_;
Rub your prostate with your thumb as you cum
>>24428095
Don't die, anon
Would you stop if I helped you masturbate?
>>24428095
Are you me? I literally cant stop. My dick is always at attention. Is this the opposite of ED?
Stop posting gay shit you fucking fags! My cocklust is reahing unmanagable levels.
>>24428191
Oh you qt. So kind but I don't think you can help.
>>24428202
Many anons here are like that. I believe it's because our lives are so empty. Can't think of much to do besides fap, eat and sleep so that's what we do.
>>24428202
>>24428221
>>24428259
I will help each and every single anon in this thread jerk off if I have to. Nobody's penis is gonna break on my watch.
>>24428259
My dick has been hard all the time even before i found 4chan. It's been a problem my whole life really. Coming here only exacerbated it though
sitting up or laying on my side. laying flat on my stomach means I have to reach around in a funny way.
but recently my roomate/cousin bought this weird little saddle looking thing thats supposed to get you off like crazy. you mount it and it has a bunch of different vibrators and pulsars like in a message chair. and because its saddle shaped it also stimulates your inner thighs as well as your crotch. Personally i wouldn't drop $300 on a sex toy but thats her preference I guess.
>>24428296
Oh shit dude. No post-fap depression either?
>>24428302
PLS COME TO VIRGINIA
>>24428323
No, it stays at least at half mast, and my libido is constantly going. I'm always making whatever hormones you make during sex i think too, because i constantly have this weird smell on me. I wish i was normal
>>24428323
And to answer the question, no. I always feel the need to fap and fug.
>>24428424
I am completely willing to service your cock 24/7, anon
>>24428499
Kek i'm sure you would, you raging homo. As much as i'd love for that to happen, i really need to go to a doctor for my problem. But i'm heavily embarrased about it
This fucking board is turning me queer. Fuck you guys.
>>24428499
pls be in Sweden
>>24428558
In the interim I am available whenever you need to relieve yourself. Please do not hesitate to ask for assistance. I just want to help.please
>>24428624
Dammit anon, alright, keep posting lewd pics, 2D or 3D i dont care. Guess i'll cum again today, because i cant stay off this lewd thread
>>24428573
>loneliness and thirst for connection getting so severe you begin to question your own sexuality
I-I swear I just want g-gf
>>24428729
Thats how the prison gay starts. Then you'll want anything with a hole and some body heat
>>24428765
>our existence is a prison
>>24428706
Oh gosh thank you, anon. I'm so glad I can be of service to you.But if you really have to jerk off as much as you say then I can help you privately whenever you feel the urge to cum
>>24428729
>girl will never hug you like this
>>24427333
>anything but masturbating with proper lubrication and form simulating a vagina and using as much force per session as you can maintain without getting death grips, to a female you're attracted to
wrong
ideally it should be a borderline traumatic experience that ruins you through pavlovian conditioning to sitting on your ass doing nothing but shitposting on 4chan
i have a vibrating wand with a heating section that you can toggle on or off.
i get a towel and fold it down the middle longways, then find a latex glove and tie the thumb to the index, and the pinky to the ring. then i put the latex glove, open part out inside of the folded section leaving it hanging a little for wiggle room. folding the towel 1/3rd of the way on the top half back, i lay it on top of the head of the wand open side up and wrap the towel around the head, then to the body of the wand and tie it onto it. i then stretch the wrist part of the glove over the towel as softly as i can to secure it's grip to the wand. get some nice lotion or lube and finger the entrance and the inside.
it sounds like a lot of work but fuck i cum so hard everytime i do that. feels like the real thing and then some ;^)
>>24428801
That spoiler is enticing, but i really need to try and stop this. After this weekend i'm gonna try and stop coming here, and see a doctor about this. But for now, i want to see more. I'm close already
>>24428863
i'm serious though. remember jesus is crying in heaven because you gave up on humanity.
>>24428801
I'll take you up on the offer mate. I love jerking it as much as I can.
I like using mybf's mouth.
>>24428896
In that case don't hold back, anon. Empty your balls for me.
>>24428909
I'll help however I can, anon.
>>24428974
How does one get private help from you? You've posted the same kind of pictures and while I used to fap to them, I can't get off to the same stuff all the time.
>>24428974
Kek, well i came, they arent empty though, and i'm still hard enough to go again. Better stop now before i get raw and stuff, although i still want it
>>24428996
Post your email, silly.
>>24429040
If you still want it then you shouldn't hold yourself back, anon. It's okay to cum as much as you want as long as you aren't hurting yourself doing it.
>>24429058
richebeato@yahoo
>>24429058
Dammit, ok, one more. The pics are ok, but they dont do enough for me without dirty talk anymore. I'll just sit here and get close without it
>>24429115
Oh gosh I'm so happy, anonI can't get off anymore unless I'm getting someone else off. I'd rather service a dick than touch my own.
>>24429161
Well, hopefully you can get off knowing that i'm totally using you right now im my head. I have to cum again anon, keep going
>>24429256
>keep going
I won't stop until you're through with me.Just think of me as your sex toy.
>>24428282
please help my penis anon
>>24429161
fucking censorship
>>24429327
You don't have to ask.
I'm the one that's begging for it.
>>24429362
do keep them coming cause this is getting me hard
>>24429315
I dont even think of you as that in my head, you're just another way to get off, my libido never stops, it always wants me to fuck people senseless all the time. Even when i'm sore and aching i keep doing it
>>24429399
Yes sir.
>>24429404
You have no idea how hard that gets me, anon.Not that I'm going to touch myself. If I cum it'll be from my ass.
>>24428573
If you can't get a gf become the gf
Sounds like a regular ol' slutfest in here.
>>24429442
just the thought of doing you is getting me diamonds since you sound like such a little slut
>>24427907
Can I get a source on that?
>you will never be a cumdump for disgusting virgins
;_;
>>24429539
I'm a disgusting virgin, you can be my cumdump, tied up with a chain and just used daily.
>>24429442
I just wanna slide my dick in and never pull out, i dont think my sex drive would let me anyway, when i'm going like this i pretty much cant stop. It'd be a hate fuck for sure
>>24429442
If you are so eager to please, add another cock to the list
[email protected]
>>24429558
Well then, what are we waiting for?
>>24429513
>>24429565
Please. Be rough.
I want to feel it even after you're done using me.I want to be spanked for being a dirty slut.
>>24429614
I'll leave you as one dirty mess
[email protected]
>>24429614
You'd gave to fight me off of you, i wouldnt stop unless I dehydrated myself from cumming in you so much, and even then my dick would still want to thrust away. I really cant stop anon, its a problem
>>24429678
I don't want you to stop.
You can stuff me under your desk and force me to suck your cock all day if you'd like. I just need to be a subservient cumdump so bad.
>>24427333
>tfw want to do buttstuff
>tfw can't seem to do it myself
>tfw eager for bf because of this
Pls send someone down here to help me cum.
>>24429745
Filling you with load after load until I'm empty everyday sounds amazing
>>24429745
In that case you'd get a steady diet of cum everyday, and an ever-hard cock to suck. As long as you can keep it up, then so can i. i hope you'd finally be the one to leave me dry, but i doubt it
>>24429777
Why cant you do it yourself, anon? Dont you wanna get to know your body before you have a nice thick dick to ride?
>>24429804
>>24429805
I don't want you to be empty or dry.
I want to feel your cock pounding and throbbing deep inside me all the time.I want to be made into a mess.
>>24429857
you'll have to beat me off of you because I won't stop thrusting for anything
>>24429857
My dick would be a permanent fixture inside you, i couldnt stand not seeing your cute mouth or ass empty for not even a second. I hope you can take it all, because i'll be forcing it all inside you otherwise
>>24429891
I'm too small and soft for that, anon.
I'll just sit here and take it until you're done relieving yourself. Please excuse me if I spray myself with my own cum while you fuck me.
>>24429910
It doesn't matter if I can't take it all. You can just force it inside. Please don't concern yourself with any sounds I make.
>>24429949
I won't be done anytime soon with you being such a good cumdump, you'll be covered in both my and your cum
>>24429949
Hnng, there i go again cumming. You're a godsend anon, dont stop though, i can go again. I'm gonna let it all out today and start tomorrow a new man
>>24429999
I need this, anon. I want to pass out drenched in semen and wake up with cum leaking out of me.
>>24430009
Yes, sir. Don't hesitate. Just think of me as an onahole.
>>24430078
There won't be a moment, awake or passed out that I'll let you go without cum
>>24430108
I want to feel it leak out onto my balls while you break my poor little boypussyBouncing feels so good please use me more to jerk off, anon
The predator technique. Once you try it you never go back to traditional masturbating.
>>24430200
>leak onto my balls
THIS is my fetish.
>>24430200
Such an eager cumwhore, I'll drill you into the bed and stretch out your boypussy
>>24430241
I'll be whatever fetish you want me to be, anon
I want to be your toy
>>24430276
It's so tight, anon. It feels so good teasing it.Please break me.
>>24430347
>I want to be your toy
and I want to be someone else's toy
something tells me this isn't going to work
>>24430347
I'll tear it open and pound away until you can't think about anything but cock
>>24430400
I already can't think about anything but cock. Touching myself doesn't feel nearly as good as being used. It's useless. I just want to use my ass to feel good. I need it more. Being a good little mess for everyone makes me so hot.
>>24430444
you'll be a bigger mess than ever before, covered and filled with cum
>>24430528
I want to be fucked constantly. If I don't have a cock inside me I want to beg for one. I want to worship your cock when you aren't pleasuring yourself with my body.
>>24430560
When I'm done with fucking your throat you won't even be able to beg while I fuck your boypussy
>>24430577
I don't mind. It's better if there's so much that it's flowing out of me.
>>24430720
I'll make you hold it in until I've filled you up and then I'll just add more
>>24430777
Please force more inside. Make it leak all over me. I need it.
>>24430818
I'll fill you up until you leak over yourself and it combines with your own cum
>>24430818
>tfw no girly looking boytoy to dress up in a skimpy maid uniform and keep as a slave and cumdump
for now, this works. keep dumping slut pls i haven't fapped all day
>>24430862
>>24430907
>haven't fapped all day
Oh gosh please cum for me, anon. I get so excited thinking about everyone getting off on me.
>>24430979
I already came twice to the thought of your slutty holes
>>24430979
maybe. are you a qt boytoy?
keep posting, too.
>>24431001
Please. I want you to keep touching yourself as many times as you can.
>>24431030
I've been sending tons of nude pictures of myself to all the anons that posted their emails. It gets me so hard thinking about everyone touching themselves while looking at me. Thinking about forcing me onto my stomach and having their way with me. It's making me leak pre-cum all over myself.
>>24431124
If you keep being such a good lsut that third load will come out soon enough
>>24431124
i'm in. [email protected]
I'll hit you up whenever i need you.
keep posting slut.
>>24431193
I'll be a good boy for you, anon. I promise. Please just let me service your cock.
>>24431204
>>24431233
I hope you enjoy my body, anons
>>24431320
Suck it out until the last drop you little slut and I'll keep feeding you as long as I can
