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To all robots who are right now feeling like shit, remind yourself that at least you aren't part of the hartley hooligans' family. Trust me, you'll feel better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UwEQTME0oI
no need to thank me
>>24427174
>you'll feel better.
also that's extremely goddamn depressing
>>24427204
but you'll be more thankful of your own life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_jNFEnjxaY
>>24427174
thank you op, i feel like changing the world now.
>>24427292
you're more than welcome
>>24427174
I fucking hate it when normies use this argument
>muh starvin afrocinz
>least ur not returdeddd durrr
>now stop being depressed because someone is in the same shitbox with you
>>24427317
that thing in the box
>>24427337
I don't know about you, but it does actually help me. No matter how shit it is, it could always be shittier. Makes you appreciate what you have.
>>24427337
perspective DOES help you feel better, it lifts your spirit temporarily but it's by no means a long term solution
I dont know why but it actually makes me upset that these things are alive.
>>24427391
why would you, they have great memetic value
>>24427174
idk man
While I would never want to be in that position, nor would I want anyone I care about to be there either, they don't know what the fuck is going on. Literally empty shells.
>>24427174
They remind me of the witch from Buffy that they make retarded. Pic related
>>24427377
>AWWWWWW miss. lola and clarie are SOOO cute in their lil outfits!
>>24427428
how much do they fetch for on the meme market? how many shekels?
>Tfw I genuinely want to cum on their feet
The fuck is wrong with me.
>>24427317
Damn, also imagine being him. Knowing he beat the lottery, but could have ended up one of them WITH the knowledge that their parents are leftist savages let these creatures continue living.
>>24427377
but CAN Hartley Hooligans actually suffer?
To which depths?
They either suffer more than any one of us could comprehend, the screaming blinded remnants of a human unable to mouth even their horror, or they feel the same variance of emotion as mollusks.
>>24427431
all the worst that their parents have been taking 24/7 care of bags of flesh for 14 years that dont even smille or look you in the eye and make your life miserable
>>24427460
definately over 9000
Can someone answer my question;
I have seen they had a new demon spawn born that only has half a head.
But since then, which was about a year ago, they are completely stopped posting any videos.
And therein lies the struggle.Knowing I needed this trip more than just about anything else in life, but feeling SO FUCKING POWERLESS the entire time I was there because of how intensely I missed my life here.Not to mention the immeasurable guilt I felt for LIKING all of the things I mentioned above,most of which involved me feeling FREEDOM from the stressors of life here at home.What kind of mother am I for ENJOYING being away from my kids?For wanting to stay for ten days, thousands of miles away from my kids while countless others have to pick up the slack for me at home?For 6 days not being enough this time?For being so disconnected from my kids -they are my WORLD! -and LIKING how that feels because I have zero responsibilities?Do you know what a betrayal that feels like to my kids? Why do you think I didn't publicize that we went last year?BECAUSE I WAS EMBARRASSED WE WERE LEAVING THE GIRLS.I said it.It hurt me then & it hurts me still to admit that we needed this break.It hurts me to admit how hard it is sometimes to care for two children with special needs.It hurts me to admit that others can care for the girls just like I can.It hurts me that I felt enough disconnect with my husband to need this trip. It hurts me that I felt some burnout about being a caregiver 24/7.It hurts me to admit that we now have 7 nights a week of nursing care for Lola & that I couldn't survive one more day getting less than 2 hours of sleep a night.It hurts me to admit that part of the reason I feel guilty about leaving the girls especially is because I don't want to waste precious time I do have with them while they are still here.
But WHY?Why are these things so difficult for me to say and accept?And why am I beating myself up over wanting a break from my life? (But promise me you guys won't ever for one second think that I don't completely love my life!Because I do.But I just cannot understand why if I love my life so much as I do!that I would even need a break from it at all?
>>24427561
>I have seen they had a new demon spawn born that only has half a head.
they havent. it's just these two. they still post pics on instagram and write blog posts
>>24427428
A MISTAKE, MEMES WERE.
Mmmmm....
Want......
>>24427485
but he now has a 25% chance of having kids just like these
>>24427502
the emotional pain they cause on their parents makes up for it
>>24427660
If dibs then you MUST print that out and hot glue it.
>>24427687
>the emotional pain they cause on their parents makes up for it
Their mother RELISHES it.
She loves the attention she'd never have gotten with real little girls.
That's why she made a second one.
>>24427239
>this video
Holy shit, it's like he's holding a doll. No reaction to anything.
>>24427825
oh boy reroll!
lets send it to them! can you imagine the normies reaction when they cry about how some virgin sickfuck came for theyr toy's feet?
>>24427875
you're an idiot if you actually believe that and you have no idea how much work/stress taking care of children like these causes(with little to no reward since they dont even emote). the atention might help her cope but that's about it.
it was too late to abort the second one when the doctors confirmed she also had microcephaly
am i the only one who gets a sinking depressed feeling knowing these beings exist? I want to heal them or something :(
>>24427660
Jesus fucking Christ they must smell like mop water
>>24427687
>but he now has a 25% chance of having kids just like these
aint that something to think about
or not
based on that liberal as FUCK faimly he has no problems bringing another one of these meat sacks into the world.
>>24428347
I don't think so m8
She cried for like 2 weeks and kept it
don't have source nor am I going to look for it
>>24428373
close but not quite
>>24428299
>Get
Somebody better deliver dammit.
>>24428451
wut? she's 9 and a half years old?
>>24428435
Our Claire-bug was born on July 25, 2001 after a normal pregnancy and delivery. Upon her birth, doctors immediately knew she had microcephaly, a condition meaning small brain or small head. We never expected to hear this devastating news, nor did we realize the full extent of Claire's problems until even months later. She was diagnosed at 3 1/2 months of age with MSG -- Microcephaly with Simplified Gyral patterns -- by Dr. William Dobyns (then at University of Chicago), a leading expert on MSG and other similar conditions. This genetic condition is believed to be autosomal recessive, thus having a recurrence rate of 25%.
Lola Grace was born one month prematurely on April 28, 2006 after a fairly normal pregnancy and an oh-so-speedy (natural!) delivery. Due to the fact that her big sister, Claire, has a genetic condition called microcephaly, meaning a small brain and head, we monitored this pregnancy closely via ultrasound. We were told that we had a 25% chance for recurrence, but the risk was worth it to us to have another baby.
We never expected to hear that Lola was also affected, but at our 22-week sonogram, her head measurements showed considerable lag, and microcephaly was confirmed a month later. Obviously this was a huge shock to us, as we felt confident that it would not happen again (we knew we had a 75% or greater chance that all would be OK) and all measurements were on track until that point. We were devastated initially, but this soon passed as we realized that this was the same child that we waited nearly five years to conceive, the same child that we wanted desperately, and the same child that we loved with everything in us, regardless of the size of her head. We knew the immense joy that Claire brought to our family, and we had no doubt that Lola would enrich our lives beyond belief as well.
>>24428474
yeah. the other is 14
>>24428461
I would, but my semen is watery and frankly not impressive at all.
>>24428451
>feta-cheesy-smelling palms
what the fuck? why?
>>24428451
>it's 9.5 years old
>>24428451
they dressed the chicken for halloween
>>24428505
>excuses
just
DO IT
>>24428451
Not like she'll cry when she loses it
Do they just shit constantly or do they release their sphicters? So like diaper every few hours or diaper every poop?
fuck man...what kind of shit disease is this and how do you get it?
>>24427174
when you feel sorry for yourself just close your eyes for 10 minutes. Try to walk around your house or apartment. that's what it's like being blind, God has heard the thoughts of millions of blind people. that is why you close your eyes when you pray.
>>24428505
Go for it champ
OK, so somehow, Polly Ann Pocket, all 9-10 whopping pounds of her, managed to defecate in her diaper in such a way that it not only filled the diaper itself & perhaps slightly escaped one or maybe even both leg holes... but instead she magically channeled this effortless, non-straining poo out a SINGLE leg-hole with such velocity and force that it actually was bubbling out through her darling, boutique sweater pants onto my hand and jeans and a burp rag in the general vicinity of this caca. It was one of those deuces where you almost don't even know where to start... how to proceed to rectum-fy... oops!!!... I mean RECTIFY the situation.
We both aren't sure where to start, Polly Ann is looking innocent as ever, and we're both in a full lather trying to get her disrobed while also maintaining the safety of the truck, its surroundings, my clothes, the seat, the door, the door jam, the floor, and our dung-covered daughter.
I barely know where to touch, what to try to remove, it's all a clusterf***. Scott dives into the skids, carefully pulls the pants down to expose Mrs. Poopypants' blow-out, which by this time has smeared down to her SOCK on that one leg. We act fast, remove the socks, curse some more, make note of Polly Ann's amused look on her face, proceed with pant-removal only to realize it's wayyyyy worse than we thought. FUDGE EVERYWHERE. Smell intensifying. Nausea in waves. I'm in Turd Town, and Lola's the Mayor.
OK, pants off, socks off, leg COVERED in doodoo, we send Cal into the store to grab a few plastic grocery bags for the fall-out. One for baby wipes/diaper/trash/possible vomit, and one for the clothes. Half-way through the clean-up, we realize that's not enough. We send him back in for more bags. We need to divide the clothing into TWO bags. One that is only partially soiled, and one that is completely drenched in warm trots. Cal remained at our sides, opening the bags & providing commentary as needed. Good times.
>>24428585
microcephaly. genetics
>>24428500
this says nothing about considered abortion. I remember reading this too.
I don't think abortion was even considered
sounds like something you'd discuss before the pregnancy or have arrangements made if that does happen.
>>24428451
>big meaty cocki have the brain of a ten year old
i was about to start lifting and i saw a goddamn watermelon free weight. what the fuck google get out of my brain.
>>24428616
For the love of God why
>>24428616
I can see and feel the pain behind these typed words
>uh oh hhhh my nine year old shit her pants again LOL SHES SO RANDOM
>let me fucking tell you EVERYTHING about it
Oh hey, I hate to break it to you, but jealousy is a dirty little bitch. Sorry, but it had to be said. But OH MY GOSH, it's soooo normal. I still catch myself saying things like, "Why couldn't both my girls have had Down Syndrome/no legs/super long legs/MS/MD/VD (HA!)/blindness/fill-in-the-blank-for-the-day instead? I might have rocked that harder!!!" It's pathetic and actually quite comical, but let yourself feel it. I remember seeing our girls when they were under a year old compared to other kiddos their age, and the differences were pretty drastic. I was so pissed that my girls couldn't sit up/crawl/smile/use their hands/nurse without major modifications/say "Mama"/shit without the help of The Shit Whisperer/work elaborate floor puzzles larger than their bodies... geesh, you name it. For a long time, I dreaded playgroups & get togethers with similarly-aged children. I would go, put on a happy face, gloss over any difficulties we were having, try to relate to their lives, then go home bawling because I felt so fucking out of touch. It was challenging on so many levels. I lost friendships, it stressed some family relationships, and I felt more alone than ever before.
I also wish I had found a way to get more sleep along the way. We spent a decade surviving on mere minutes to hours of sleep nightly. After developing health concerns of our own due to the physical toll that sleep deprivation takes on a body, we finally arranged to have nurses help care for our Lola at night. I cannot tell you how hard that was to do... to admit that I couldn't do it myself any longer, to show weakness, to entrust my child to a total stranger, to think that my child is drawing comfort from someone other than my husband or me... I felt like a failure. It was after I got a few weeks of sleep and my sanity/clear thinking returned that I realized this was one of the best decisions we ever made. It is SO DAMN HARD asking for help.
>>24428759
i wonder how she keeps it together and still hasnt killed them
This thread is fascinating and reinforces my belief in eugenics.
People may automatically assume that because the girls are developmentally like newborns (or so "they" say) that they're incapable of having "normal" reactions to their surroundings. Or they may think that they have no personality or no ability to show how they feel. Or they may wrongly believe that they're "not in there" or "a vegetable" or maybe even not worthy of life. (Don't EVEN get me started... That's why I moderate the comments on this blog. There are some evil people out there who can kiss my ass.)
I must confess (SO sorry to rat you out, my little "angels!")... Claire & Lola are soooo 11.5 & 6.5 years old (and all that each age entails!). They are very much siblings. They are definitely capable of fighting, drama, sibling rivalry, and "talking back" to their parents and/or brother. They don't hesitate to express themselves and their feelings. They may be non-verbal, but their thoughts are definitely HEARD. They are mouthy, emotional, silly, and I swear to GOD, they get my humor. They show love, they comfort one another and us, they respond to their surroundings, and they most definitely know us/know they're loved/know they run this household/know they're "the shit"/know they're the founding OG's of the WSD (West Side Dwarves)/etc. That's the bidness, man. (Shout out to Snoop D-O-double G!!!!! Our girls are *SO* not on board with this whole "Snoop Lion" bullshit.)
>>24428865
that's the reason for the thread silly
>>24428910
Delusional thinking with 99% confidence.
They probably 'behave' in different ways in the same way two slugs behave differently.
It's like when people think their car has a personality.
If you're around anything long enough you'll pick up on patterns.
Sterilise these fucking goons.
>>24428759
it's funny to think: those greyhounds are about 10x smarter than their "girls"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkGNzSxB1vQ
this is so depressing
>>24428865
i think it's more about good nutrition during pregnancy.
>>24429024
IIRC, those "girls" are utterly incapable of any sort of logical thinking
>>24428500
>>We were told that we had a 25% chance for recurrence, but the risk was worth it to us to have another baby
Jesus Christ, 25% is way too high.
>>We were devastated initially, but this soon passed as we realized that this was the same child that we waited nearly five years to conceive, the same child that we wanted desperately, and the same child that we loved with everything in us, regardless of the size of her head. We knew the immense joy that Claire brought to our family, and we had no doubt that Lola would enrich our lives beyond belief as well.
These people are fucking delusional.
>>24429109
I'm by no means an expert, but isn't this some recessive genetic thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGMJwxqR-Jc
SEE? she's sentient!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24427174
If a guy wanted to fuck these things, he would be a paedophile or something else?
>troublemaker
>>24429158
asking for a friend?
>>24427428
>when her iq starts and ends with 1
>>24427174
Christ almighty, just fucking kill them. They wouldn't even know the difference.
>>24429149
>"she's amazinggg!!"
>food falls out of mouth
The suffering.
>>24429190
I'm sure she's caused an ordinate amount of trouble for the psyche of her parents.
>>24427174
>say bye guys!
>*farts*
LMAO
>>24428910
Holy shit, that's the most horrifying thing I've ever read. Next level delusion brought on by years of enabling from friends, family, and internet strangers.
Honestly, the parents must have some kind of mental illness keeping these things around. I'd toss them in a dumpster. I'm sure the police would understand
>>24429258
that's not actually the grandma, that's just another one of their demon spawn (6 months old).
>>24429273
if it helps her cope, let it be
>>24428759
>my child is drawing comfort from someone other than my husband or me
it aint drawin SHIT from nothing
do these things even cry? What would they even cry about?
>>24428910
there are too many legs in this picture
>>24429299
i would like to fuck that woman
>>24429329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOP21fYNOmE
>>24427571
as a person who relatives are trying to saddle with a similar caregiving task, i can say that i completely understand
the shit sucks
i'm not fucking doing it
there's going to be a hell of a conversation when i break it to them that im not going to donate the remainder of my life to a mindless husk
>>24428999
>It's like when people think their car has a personality.
this exactly
trips, 1000 away from quads. shame
>>24429299
Normally you'd end up in a ward for thinking this way about dolls at her age.
>>24429386
I'd like to hear more.
>>24429149
even birds and reptiles manage to get most of the food down.
she eats like the Cookie Monster
thin of all the effort it takes to feed them.
>>24429379
I wonder how much we could actually learn about their sentience. would brain activity monitoring reveal whether they even react to stimuli in some way that implies consciousness? that crying/not crying seemed totally causeless, are they just running through basic i/o or are they thinking?
>>24429455
>>24429386
same
>>24429379
GUH that's fucking terrifying
Shit like this makes me terrified of ever having children. The first baby had a completely normal pregnancy/birth with no genetic disorders detected. But boom, it came out looking like that and now they're stuck with it forever.
If my child came out with autism, microcephally, or any kind of disorder that requires 24/7 care for their entire life, I'm not sure what I'd do. Honestly, I'd probably just run. Drop it off at a fire station, leave my entire family behind, and just start a new life.
https://youtu.be/VHEUX_3O0c8 world's smallest mario
>>24429509
You can get your genome sequenced for this stuff for fairly cheap nowadays. A few hundred dollars.
Also find out if you're secretly a Jew/mulatto.
>>24429509
I'd have 0 problems giving it up for adoption
If it went my way it wouldn't even get a foot out the door so to speak. That's no way to live and god bless my senpai because they would have aborted me if I were like that.
Very interesting conversation to say the least.
>>24429535
cool that would be a unique gift for christmas
wouldn't even be disappointed if I got that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StD3oqk_RgU
IT'S A MIRACLE!! SHE CAN SWIM! TRULY AMAZING
>>24427317
and he fucked her brains out,
>>24429586
Just hold them under for three minutes
It'll all be over.
>>24429586
its instinct
>>24429535
Thank god for technology.
Honestly, I'd be pretty happy if we lived in a Gattaca world where only the best genetics are chosen for reproduction.
>>24429633
he has a qtpie gf. why would he need to fuck vegetables
>>24429673
his tux is the goofiest thing in this image.
>>24429149
Imagine walking down a long, dark hallway. You reach the end and its pitch black. Suddenly! A bright light comes on overhead and right in front of you is this thing, doing that mouth motion.
>>24429705
he's still hot though
(no homo and no pedo)
>>24428529
>that file name
Fucking robot, let me shit post in peace
>>24427174
which one of the parents is responsible for this?
and please tell me they've nutered themselves.
>>24429673
>why would stacy touch those things?
>>24429149
it's just a conditioned reflex. you can see in the OP's video at 0:40 when the mom pushes the blanket to her neck her mouth automatically reacting in the same way
>>24429831
good eye.
>>24429705
His shoes also look retarded.
>>24429633
what brains
God, this is too much. Why. Why God, why?
>>24429821
sympathy and to get to Cal's cock
>>24429705
I think her smushed face doesHow are there even that many fucking road signs on the planet captcha, fuck you
>>24427174
>tfw the older one will probably fuck more people than some robots in this thread
>>24427428
>@pinhead
Oh I am laffin
>>24427687
/r/'Ing that's a spicy meatball picture
>>24429299
Checked. Claire would make perfect reaction pic
>>24430008
do you not know how this shit works?
Why do people release these things into the world?
>>24427174
>I'm against abortion
>>24429191
Top kek! My nigga!
>>24430216
It looks like a doll. That's fucking disgusting
>>24430216
jesus what the fuck. this is like some kind of nightmare horror movie
>>24430216
looks like a little chinaman
>>24427481
>its bcus ur pedo
>>24430216
That pic is fucking hilarious
>we aren't sorry
I'll say sorry for you, just kill it already.
>>24430394
It's 2015 and they live in a western society. Aren't cleft palates fixable? Same with the nose, can't that be fixed with plastic surgery? If they're poor I'm sure they can drum up some sympathybux with that facebook account of theirs.
>>24430394
So this child was born asian?
>>24430394
It's a female?
>those fat fuck parents
>>24427571
>>24428500
>>24428616
>>24428759
>>24428910
>bitch mom is a horrible insufferable sorry excuse for a human being stacy cunt all her life
>gets punished with two non-sentient eldritch abominations for children
>has to resort to dellusion and denial in order to cope
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
>>24429673
he hates it so much, but if he didnt do it, mom would disown him
feel so bad for the kid
>>24430571
>eldritch
Learned a new word today, thanks anon.
>>24430783
OK, so back to the story. The word "retard" is thrown around, I f'ing FREAK OUT, race over to the person who said it (whom I ADORE!!!!!) and without even thinking, I UNLOAD... "YOU WILL NOT use the word 'retard' EVER AGAIN!!! Do you know how hurtful that word is to me -- to Claire and Lola? Do you even know what it means?????" "Ummm, no. I don't know what it means. I only said it because HE DID (and she points to our beloved son, Cal)."
I almost don't even know how to proceed writing the rest of this blog post at this point. My emotions are all flooding back... I don't want you to think less of Cal!!! And let me say, it has taken me several months to convince him that telling his story will help SO many people. That no one is going to hate him. That disappointments DO happen and lessons can be learned and people can make choices to do things differently because NOW THEY KNOW. They've been taught. They too have grown. He is still hesitant but tells me it's now OK to share it. But it brought back all the emotions for him, too... I promised him I would not post this without him reading it and approving of it, and let's just say, it was painful for ALL of us.
The second the finger was pointed, he looked at me, then at Scott, and he immediately threw his head down in his lap and BAWLED -- harder than I've ever seen him bawl -- for a good 20-30 minutes. Things such as, "I wasn't thinking!" and "I am DUMB!!!!!" were shouted... more tears... "I AM SOOOOOO SORRY!"... SO MUCH ANGER inside of me now... HOW COULD HE??? I remember yelling, "It feels like you just punched me in the stomach!!!" and he cried even harder. My sweet boy! How could he disrespect Claire and Lola like that?!?!?! He loves them SO MUCH!!!!!
>>24430783
Yet here we are, perfectly capable, mentally and physically, to accomplish pretty much anything we'd personally undertake.
Spend it shitposting on the internet. Are we really any better than the sisters?
>>24430831
We rode home the next 20 minutes in silence after that. So many things swirled through my head. We had talked to Cal SO MANY TIMES about this word, what it meant, how it was slang and hurtful and if he *EVER* heard someone call his sisters "retards," he had our permission to KNOCK THEM THE F OUT!!! (HA!) Heck, just about 10 days prior we'd discussed this word & how awful it was -- the equivalent of a racial slur, which were COMPLETELY unacceptable to use under ANY circumstances. So WHY THEN? WHY would he say that at all knowing his parents provide constant, loving total care for two "retarded" children 24/7/365, these are his only siblings, he loves them with EVERY FIBER IN HIS BEING, he KNOWS what their lives mean, he KNOWS their prognoses stated that they might not live to be 1 year old and HE was the one who said, "I don't care, Mom, I just want to know them!!!!!!!! For however long we are meant to!" This is the SAME CHILD who asked me why I was doing genetic testing on the girls. I told him I was partly doing it FOR HIM so that someday maybe he and his future wife might not have a child with special needs and he said, "Mom, I wouldn't care if I had a baby like Claire and Lola. I love my sisters as they are. I would still be lucky."
Scott and I had a VERY loooooooooong talk about the whole ordeal, what Cal's punishment should be, and why our son would EVER do such a thing. We decided that his punishment would be this: He would have to call each of the other three children involved, apologize for using the word "retard" and explain to them why it is wrong and why no one should ever say it again. Secondly, he would write Scott & me a letter about his own thoughts, feelings and what he had learned -- about his sisters, using that word, why it's inappropriate, why he won't do it again, how sorry he is, etc. It needed to be at least one notebook page in length.
>>24430831
kill this disgusting woman.
>>24430852
>"wow, talk about a retarded punishment mom!"
>>24430852
Poor kid. Hopefully those things die before he's forced to be their primary caregiver.
>>24429899
why would she want his cock?
>>24429739
he's a good brother, makes me wish mine wasn't a dumbass welfare gangster with no future :')
>>24430944
he is a qt and his parents have money
>>24430831
>>24430852
>these colossal amounts of denial and butthurt
I honestly don't understand how this woman hasn't become a huge lolcow for the whole of the internet yet. She is prime A-quality troll bait.
>>24431031
I wish you were my little brother / sister
mine was horrible
>>24430852
>>24430831
Cal's friend sounds like a DICK
>>24431126
You gotta draw a line, trolling her would be beneath even 4chan
>>24431037
not to mention that tolerating the drooling fleshbags gets her SO COMPASSIONATE normiepoints
>>24431328
Why stop there though? We can't sink any further. The whole point of browsing 4chan is literally going past the lines of what's acceptable and just being downright repulsive as a person
So, fuck it. Would love to see some smart-ass troll the shit out of her
>>24428590
>hears the thoughts of millions of blind people
>doesn't make them not blind
Why is God such a cunt?
>>24431328
I honestly think this cunt is more deserving of serious trolling than someone like Chris Chan, who was just an innocent kid living in his own fantasy world.
>>24428616
HITLER COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS!
>>24431224
I'm a good littler sibling, I do slave work like getting water/snacks, massages, therapy, and I do some pretty cool art, not to mention my rock collection. I also provide jokes and don't invade your privacy! But you'd also get my little brother and he does tend to go into rooms without knocking lol he's cool too though
>>24431271
Ya and Cal takes the heat, what a genuinely cool dude :/
>>24429190
>trouble made her
>>24429489
The parents would never allow it because they already know what the results would be.
>>24431366
Everyone has their own reasons for coming here, I do it because I have trouble socialising in real life and verbalising my thoughts and on here I can give my opinion and not worry like with normiebook and IRL (they cause anxiety)
>>24429081
Lol even with all that stimulus it has no fucking clue. It's dead inside
>>24429821
We need a pic of the other one looking up for an 'oh you' image.
>>24429535
I'll guess i will find out if this shit is heredity or not.
>>24431552
Man am I glad that me and my sister just have a mutual respect that we're both introverted as fuck and do our own things.
>>24429633
So THAT'S how it happened!
>>24430852
>Superman
>Batman
>Robin
>Wonder Woman
>HULK
Could these fucking morons not think of another DC character?
>>24430791
I guess you could say their daughters eldritched their lives!
>>24432043
really? that's your primary issue when you see this picture?
>>24428451
>feta-cheesy-smelling palms
WHAT THE FUCK ROBOTS. WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
>>24430852
>he KNOWS what their lives mean
He sure fucking does.
>>24431031
>welfare
D-Don't hate on welfare, wageslave!
>>24427174
>mfw I'll never get married
>never get kids
>never risk STDs, divorce fuck-ups or retarded children
Being a KHV ain't that bad.
why do people like their parent's take pride in pretending that their child is a normal human being and not a vegetable who will never be able to speak, much less function in society?
I've never really understood the point of wheeling invalids like these into school just to pretend that they'll someday go somewhere in life.
hell, my sons high school has a whole retard PARADE of "students" who can barely function above a 1st grade level.
why sacrafice resources for these vegetables who will never, EVER be able to give you something even as minuscule as THANKFULNESS or LOVE back?
those kids don't love their parents, hell, they probably don't even know their parent's NAMES. the most they'd recognize them for are the ones who clean up their shitty pants.
>>24432394
Retard school is less of an actual school and more of a daycare. Their parents have to work and shit you know, they don't have time to take care of their tard offspring all day.
>>24432232
ahhaha that's not the problem I have here, it's that he thinks he's a part of "the game" when he lives with his mom and doesn't have more than like 400 bucks to his name, and that's just because he robbed his other drug dealer friend the scum. It makes me mad just remembering my own brother, he's such shit, I kind hate him desu. he's 25 pulling the same shit he was when he was 13, that's around when he started getting into drugs too, and bumping his head a lot, hmmmmm I WONDER IF THESE THINGS ARE RELATED?
>>24432470
But why must they be in an actual school building? My highschool had a tard circus, too. It's bad enough with the vegetables, but some of the more mobile and sentient ones are fucking dangerous to be around and were prone to attacking other students.
>>24432470
no, my son goes to a normal high school and they wheel those fucks into the standard classes. not like they do/accomplish anything, it's more or less the tard wrangler pretending to have a conversation with them about the right answer.
"okay so how many states are there in the usa"
" *tard sounds* "
"would you say it's 50?"
"alsdkjfa;sldagjhsadlkg"
"very good! 50! lemme just write that down..."
it's the most pathetic, delusional thing i've ever seen.
(fyi I didn't just creep into my sons classroom to see this, I was volunteering as an aid)
>>24432562
>tfw you grew up friendless because your scum cracked out brother is unpredictable and feels entitled to acting like a orangutan when it so pleases him
>we aren't black btw but he just acts uncivilised and might not be human (his arms are kinda long)
>tfw you only had one party in your entire life and it was when he was in jail, that was an alright party , they aren't really my thing though
>tfw the most you lived was while he was away in jail
>tfw even just walking into the kitchen causes me great distress and anxiety because he stabbed my cousin in there
>he isn't smart but still tries to argue, ALL THE DAMN TIME
>he likes little girls
someone come /hitman this waste of space for me.
>>24432394
These things aren't even functional enough for school, of any kind. They have pretty much zero rational thought going on, they have no fucking clue of who they are or any form of self-awareness. If they were good enough for retard school, that would at least mean that their lives had at least some sort of significance.
>>24432608
for the same reason we offer high school education to spics and black people
>>24432081
lol
>>24431945
vlucans really do exist, is that that bald cleft lipped baby?
>>24431957
I hate talking about siblings, I can't tell if I did things wrong or if I was in the right. I can't remember if my feelings were justified.
I do know that my sister got different treatment than me, which lead to my neetness a bit. Couldn't play any fucking thing without her crying or bitching so I stopped playing with her. Hard to think about, we're on better terms now (if anyone cares) but shit like that will linger for the rest of our lives.
>>24432608
>special school lost all its funding
>all the retards were sent to our elementary school
>retarded kid tackled and bit my big brother
>used to tell him he'd become a were-retard
It's fine, teaches kids early on that they can be subjected to the dregs of society and will receive no pity or assistance for arbitrary reasons.
>>24432608
we had this HUGE HUGE HUGE autistic dude
He'd smack the shit out of his hands walking down the hallway
cool dude actually, not violent (that i've seen, sure there were moments though)
we had the tards pick up all the garbage and recycling in the school. Erry day and we knew they were coming because of claps and the occasional tard howl.
>>24432641
jesus christ
bet he gets loads of gfs too
it never ceases to amaze me that guys like that can get a girl but I'm fucking stuck being a creep and introvert.
I do not understand.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING
KILL IT WITH FIRE
BURN IT NOW
>>24432641
No one is gonna take him out for free other than you.
>>24432823
yeah well don't worry bout that because he messages any girl and the type he goes for are like him lol greasy and scummy and very slutty, he has had some sexy ones though. He's probably more desperate than y'all though because he gets majorly upset like a sperg when anyone "wrongs" him in anyway even if he's the one who is wrong. He thinks he can manipulate anyone into feeling bad for hurting his feelings, or for standing up for themselves or just existing, he's an eyesore. I'm putting in an application for a new brother very soon, hopefully they mail me a half decent one, it would be a step up.
>>24432786
>we had the tards pick up all the garbage and recycling in the school
My school did that too. One tard girl would always take steal sweets when she thought nobody was looking, so me and my friends caked one with powdered soap. She stopped stealing after that.
>>24432901
true, but if I just let him keep being who he is (lol let him implying we didn't give him a bajillion chances) and leading that lifestyle it's only a matter of time he gets in a nigwar with one of his miserable friends and they turn out to be just as crazy and stupid as he is. I feel terrible saying that but think of all the money that gets wasted sustaining such a waste of a life, I could have grown up .5% less poor than I did
imagine you could put anything in these girl's mouths...
>>24432641
>he isn't smart but still tries to argue, ALL THE DAMN TIME
Holy shit, I had a brother like that. I could never say anything to win because I knew he'd hit me. Because of that he thinks he's 'smart'.
>>24432936
aww that's a little mean, I do know how kids can get and am not innocent of such travesty as well.
>>24432932
I'll be your big brother, i'd finally have someone to take out. I'd hook you up though with like kisses and dope food from the qts you help me pick up.
>>24432967
Just deal with your problem robot.
>>24432932
I would like to be your older brother, Anon!
I'm 25 though, so I guess I'm past acceptable age.
>>24433066
HAHAHA "they're not arguing back, THAT MEANS I WON!" or it means you're too difficult to even have a normal conversation with without turning into a big baby whine fest. It's those sort of people who are the most annoying.
>>24432967
He's your brother so it's your responsibility.
Take him to see the rabbits, Anon.
reminder that these young girls will still end up having more sex than all of r9k :^)
>>24432967
.5?
nigger are you not realizing the most powerful force on planet earth? Compounding interest.
a child costs like 100,000 by the time they're 18 or something?
2 degrees including housing right there
>>24433215
naw you're the same age as him and probably not a turd like he is, in fact I can just guarantee by the way you write you're already at least smarter than he is. It can't be as bad as these last 18 years of pure hell have been (I think)
>>24433238
Those are the ones on top
>thinking logically
>lack of emotions when thinking
>more intelligent discussions and crave more stimulation
>these are traits of the inferior part of the human race
>>24433278
Is your brother 'spider monkey'?
>>24433304
>lack of emotions
and I haven't just been mentioning how sensitive he is and how much he lashes out? I didn't even mention how he does it, he yells and hollers ebonics and twitter memespeak because he doesn't "talk dat white peeple talk" and he punches shit and threatens people, all his brain knows how to talk about is drugs and his machete and stabbing people, he repeats himself a lot too so I'm guessing he's got like brain damage of some sort. Sorry but you're just giving him way too much credit, when I say arguing I should say throwing a tantrum like a baby would
>>24433304
Don't forget that since the birth of contraception, we a selectively breeding ourselves into degeneracy. The intelligent are having three children the the most, many have none at all, while the bottom-of-the-barrel humans are popping them out annually since their first period.
>>24433415
If he's taken psychedelic drugs during developing years then he may legitimately have brain damage. The dosage needs to be handled with extreme precautions, it's amazing how many people ignore that and fuck themselves up.
>>24433571
That's honestly what I think, not just the drugs but how he is, not eating right and he never drinks water, he is an alcoholic and has tried a few different drugs, he mainly just does weed now though because the other shit is expensive. It's not too major because he doesn't act childish but he has circular logic and repeats himself and when he's drunk he seriously only says the same 6 things over and over and then he gets mad and blames other people for him being dangerous and mad, he even beat up my mom today :( and he threw me a few times when I tried to step in but he was looking for money and took her cash and left, it took like 20 minutes for the cops to show up. I don't think he's gonna come back tonight.
>>24428451
I wonder if these woman knows that her daughters can barely even form the most fundamental of thoughts.
>>24428616
>OK, so somehow, Polly Ann Pocket, all 9-10 whopping pounds of her, managed to defecate in her diaper in such a way that it not only filled the diaper itself & perhaps slightly escaped one or maybe even both leg holes... but instead she magically channeled this effortless, non-straining poo out a SINGLE leg-hole with such velocity and force that it actually was bubbling out through her darling, boutique sweater pants onto my hand and jeans and a burp rag in the general vicinity of this caca. It was one of those deuces where you almost don't even know where to start... how to proceed to rectum-fy... oops!!!... I mean RECTIFY the situation.
Why would they post this...
I thought stuff like this only gets written inside the big chan, it's almost a kopipe.
>>24427174
Helen Keller married a Chad
these two hobgoblins are going to find love when they hit puberty too, because they are women and it is impossible for them to not find love. That sort of despair is reserved solely for men.
Fuck the Heartly Hooligans.
>>24433889
>these two hobgoblins are going to find love
>non-sentient creatures that cannot even grasp the concept of love
But yeah, it's a really scary thought that the parents might give out the little smeagols to some creep who claims to love them when they reach the age of majority.
>>24429533
fucking underrated post
>my reply is original fuck you
>>24430923
He won't be. Siblings, grandparents, and relatives who didn't make the kid have no obligation to take care of them.
>tfw have slobbering retard brother who refuses to die
I wonder if they get pregnant? Imagine if they could and they passed their microcephaly genes onto the child, but only if it was a girl. Instead of sex dolls you would buy an actual girl that has as much consciousness as a doll, with which you can actually make more doll-girl babies.
Just imagine if a toy company started cloning the little freaks and selling them to children as toys. Most realistic dolls that would ever be made. It would sell millions.
How the hell do they afford this? A friend of mine has a four year old daugher with downs and her recurrent health issues are bankrupting them, a two income household wtih good insurance.
>>24429379
That was some Lynchian horror.
>>24429535
And have that demographic information sold to third-parties interested in your coffee consumption and whatnot.
At least for shit like 23 and Me.
>>24427485
>leftists
Huh? I've been hearing a few leftists advocating for post-birth abortion. This doesn't really sound like something a far-left shit head would support, keeping them alive.
You can all be my big brother btw, I don't discriminate
>>24429717
Make it happen
>>24434483
It could be possible that the income they make is good enough to afford them.
Also, they don't really seem to have huge health issues other than being unable to have any thought whatsover. Other than that, they look to be alright.
>>24435253
they do have nurses taking care of the kids every night
>>24427174
NEVER FORGET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=106&v=KZr-xG1-zT0
>>24427502
>They either suffer more than any one of us could comprehend, the screaming blinded remnants of a human unable to mouth even their horror, or they feel the same variance of emotion as mollusks.
developmentally, they're like newborns (anywhere from 0-3 months)
>>24435253
>Also, they don't really seem to have huge health issues
They do. On top of microcephaly, they also have dwarfism, cerebral palsy and a shitton of other minor issues. According to the mom, they have seizures all the time and shit and barf all over the place constantly.
>there's another family out there like this
So, a hundred years ago these babies were seen as cursed by God. When did the godheads turn around on that position?
>>24428910
>washyourvegetablesb4cookingthem.png
>>24427377
The little one is dressed as a lobster and this is still vegetable soup.
>>24429127
and yet, it would be considered illegal to destroy them solely because they were birthed from another human
>legal system
>logic
>>24430216
Is it master race because it was born with a hitler stache?
>>24429535
23andme sucks for spics apparently though
wish there was something like that but better and not sell your info
>>24430460
its retarded too i think though so whats the point
>>24430145
claire
What exactly am I looking at? What the fuck is going on in their mind? Are they even conscious?
>>24435869
I'll take four paperweights and two profoundly burdened children please.
>>24429673
No chick is ever gonna breed with this guy. He may be carrying the genes of this
>>24427239
so they're not like aware, right? do they have consciousness enough that existence is anything like the living hell it would be for somebody sentient? I would totes resent being used as a plaything, just so my parents could convince themselves they are not deeply disturbed by my appearance and total emotional wrecks inside.
http://strawpoll.me/6056486/
http://strawpoll.me/6056486/
http://strawpoll.me/6056486/
claire is the big one
lola is the little one
>>24436165
They have microencephaly, among other condition.
>What the fuck is going on in their mind?
>mind
Quite literally nothing.
>Are they even conscious
NO, but sentient. They likely can expeience hot and cold and hunger and pain, but I'mjust guessing.
>>24436215
>so they're not like aware, right?
they arent. they have lizard brains. at most they feel phisical pain
>>24427174
And meanwhile, some faggots think they are smart by coming in here and telling us to get a woman and be a productive member of society by having children.
>These things are essentially just a brain stem with a few cells attached to the end
>No memory, no feeling, no senses, no thought of any kind, no reaction to stimuli, no motion capabilities
>A chimpanzee is more human than these things
>A dog is more human
>A fucking octopus is more human
>Yet the parents act like everything is normal and acceptable and no one will call them out on their shit
>They could very easily spawn a third hooligan
>Their brother could continue the trend
I have a couple pics of the Hartley Hooligans that ill upload
>>24427174
Why don't they kill them, they're not even animals. It would be a kindness.
>>24427687
>>24427317
>that look of disgust
>>24427428
Topcux
>>24436369
Part 2 if the Hartley Hooligans (fuck the bot)
>>24436389
the third part
>>24427239
This is terrible, they treat them like toys. It would be better if they were dead.
>>24436422
Killing them would be illegal
What you're seeing is the tacit approval of two mentally ill people to raise a normal human and two incredibly disabled things because intervention would mean financing their care for the rest of hteir lives.
>>24436243
that's a blessing I guess. still weird on the parents though, like using dead bodies as action figures.
>>24436433
Put air in their blood. If they died in the night no one would think it was foul play.
>>24430216
I'm so glad I saved this edit.
>>24430216
>got your nose
>>24430216
Oh jesus christ
this cunt of a mother makes me sick. keeping them alive just so they suffer, so she can feel validated for giving them life. then filming them like toys
>>24436243
That's overestimating them quiet a bit, Anon, reptiles are in fact capable of learning and retaining memories. Fish too. Aephalopods can also problem-solve... Fuck, even fucking insects like BEES have memories.
>>24436685
FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING
>>24436685
Can this one think like that head-crab girl?
>>24436769
>so they suffer
They are incapable of suffering. You know how some chickens can 'live' for years without a head because the brain stem is enough? That's them.
>>24430852
Those poor fucking dogs.
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