Only guys being robots is bullshit. Physical reasons why a girl can't be a bf:
>long face
>big nose
>weak chin/jaw line
>over 5'7
>small boobs (not flat chested, just small)
>too skinny
Girls with 4 or more of those features will struggle to have guys interested. Prove me wrong
>>24426631
I think your penis is the real reason you can't get a bf.
>>24426631
They will struggle to have attractive guys be interested, they will not struggle to find men who find these things quirky or are actually there preference.
>>24426631
A girl with all of those can get any man here.
But of course, nobody here is good enough for her.
>>24426631
>Physical reasons why a girl can't be a bf
Not being a boy?
>>24426631
only men can be robots
only men have felt the soul crushing loneliness of being completely alone without friends and without any support
100% of "women" who come on here have some form of support structure though friends, parents, boyfriends, so they have no idea what it's like to live in a world where people don't cater to you for having a vagina
>>24426631
There's no use saying this here, everyone's just going to repost the same pictures over and over again of the downs syndrome model chick with a bf or that chick with half a face and a breathing tube with a bf. I'd be very surprised if you made it though this entire thread without a single picture like that.
>long face
The only unattractive but can be very easily overlooked.
>big nose
Not really a big deal especially if they are Jewish.
>weak chin/jaw line
Weak chins/jaws preferable on females.
>over 5'7
Her height doesn't matter. I would date a 4'11 or 6'2 girl.
>small boobs (not flat chested, just small)
My personal preference.
>too skinny
Good thing for when they are young because they inevitable gain weight when they age.
>>24426694
>why a girl can't be a bf
You know what I meant, fucker
>>24426631
You're the one proposing a theory, burden of proof is on you not us.
>>24426631
>Physical reasons why a girl can't be a bf
I'll be your bf.
Where are you from?
>>24426631
>Girls with 4 or more of those features
But there are only two unattractive features in your list.
>>24426764
what is this from? kinda reminds me of earthworm jim
>>24426795
It's from The Tick.
http://tick.wikia.com/wiki/Chairface_Chippendale
>>24426764
>But there are only two unattractive features in your list.
Big nose and long face right? Turns out a lot of girls have those features so there's a ton of women who are going to struggle
>>24426811
Maybe a bit. Long face is okay, and the nose would have to be really big.
Pic related
>>24426631
I don't mind a girl being at max 6'3 so your argument is invalid.
>>24426631
You sound like you're describing a MtF degenerate.
>>24426631
>Physical reasons why a girl can't be a bf:
That's all horseshit. Normie girls have posted photos. Fat girls have posted photos. These elusive "skinny ugly girls" just apparently show up to post bait threads and then never make any effort to prove their existence.
A "skinny ugly girl" has literally NEVER posted her face on r9k.
>>24426983
>You sound like you're describing a MtF degenerate.
Exactly. That's what a lot of women actually look like
I used to laugh at all the anons going reee about some females infiltrating the board, but it's gotten really bad over the past few months. you need to go. get out. leave. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
proving you wrong
>long face
>weak jaw
>only two qualities
>still no bf
kill yourself with your humblebrag op
It's not always having a weak chin that's the biggest problem
Horse face ruins women
>>24427296
She looks like Mrs Potato Head. If she was cool though I'd date her. Depends on personality
>>24427284
i have all 6 of them
my point still stands
>>24427284
so what's the mystery?
any female can get *some* guy to fuck her.
Doesn't matter if she's diseased, HSV-2, HIV, AIDS, 400 lbs., 105 yrs old, brain-eating amoeba that transfers from her cunt through your dick to your brain, missing a brain, advanced alzheimer's, a literal 0.5/10, all of the above, none of that shit matters. Someone, somewhere in the world will still fuck her.
Same cannot be said for guys.
Biological nature means males want to fuck as many females as possible, but females only want to fuck the best male they think they can get. Voila, hypergamy.
>>24426668
nails it. OP is male. Females don't even go on 4chan.
>>24427775
>Females don't even go on 4chan.
fuck off
>>24427775
>Same cannot be said for guys.
What planet do you live in? Here is a guide, retard:
>load up the internet
>type google dot com into your web browser of choice
>search google for "escorts in your (area)"
>find a website that provides hookers close to you (or maybe check backpage)
>have sex with a 8/10 for as little as $100
You are literally retarded if no woman on the planet will fuck you. There are 33 million young and female prostitutes on this planet, that's literally TENS OF MILLIONS of young women who would fuck you for very little effort.
>>24427816
Why /r9k/? Out of all the boards, why this one? You'd be more at home on another board t b h
this "femanon" cancer really needs to fucking go
>>24427859
yeah, except for the many many times around here when prostitutes have explicitly said no to fucking robots
>>24427909
Literally will never happen unless you go for the upper echelon of prostitutes who require like 50 references from your various employers and a 20 page CV. Your average whore on backpage probably won't even give a shit as long as you have the money.
>bitches about women having standards
>proceeds to have standards for what kind of whores he gets to fuck
Men, not even once.
>>24426631
>implying anyone on this board wouldn't date dobby in a heartbeat
>>24427946
you dumbass cunt, how do you explain the pics of eggy trying to get an ugly as hell prostitute and her flat out saying no?
also, fuck off, you're the epitome of cancer here
>claims to be female
>trips
>every post is complaining and a cry for attention
besides the fact you've been hanging around here forever trying to reel in orbiters to leech money from
saged and filtered whore
>>24427967
Dobby isn't even ugly. She's thin and she has good hygiene.
>>24426631
>big nose
but I like girls with big noses. for me that is a plus.
>>24427859
>>24427946
What you don't get, like a typical roastie, is that the bottom of the barrel men have to pay for sex. Whereas you, as a proud owner of a gaping axe wound, can waddle out of your squalid squat and spread your legs for any male you deem fit _____FOR FREEE____.
Do you realize how dehumanizing it is to pay for sex? You're essentially admitting that you are a failure of a man
If whorehole roasties like you lowered your standards, more men would be getting their cocks cheesy in your cavernous cunts
YOUR (all women's) standards are too high. See: OKCupid ratings
Now fuck off, roastie. This board is not for you. Go to /soc/.
To all the girls who think they are robots:
TORONTO
O
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O
N
T
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>>24428000
Eggy already fucked a girl the other month. Where is your god now, retard?
>>24428058
Why would I want sex for free when I don't even want it at all? Most women my age and older have no desire for sex and our vaginas have dried up. I just want a qt bf to cuddle with but unfortunately men (even the ugliest, smelliest men) all demand a 10/10 goddess. Men are the gatekeepers of cuddling.
>>24426724
what about a flat butt and flat chest?
>>24428067
I wanna move to Canada. Make it happen.
>>24428067
>>24428152
I'm OP and want to move to Canada too
Now you have two options. Men have it so easy
>>24428151
I like flat butt and chest as long as you have two x chromosomes.
TORONTO
O
R
O
N
T
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>>24428152
I'm not a citizen. Need Canadian waifu to get my citizenship; or, I could just apply after uni. Canadian waifu seems like better goal though.
>>24428106
>(even the ugliest, smelliest men) all demand a 10/10 goddess.
This is bullshit and you know it. Ugly men know they're ugly and they always, ALWAYS date downwards. Even good looking men date downwards.
As I said: see OKCupid rating difference between men and women.
If you fucked off to /soc/, you could make a thread there asking for a boyfriend who will cuddle you. So fuck off.
>>24428184
Unless you're lesbian, I don't think that'll work.
>>24428187
Awh.
>>24428187
what about being ugly looking, a real, ugly looking girl, not "unconventionally attractive"
>>24428325
I'm like the guys who like redheads; but, with curly hair. I have really low standards, if you have curly hair.
>>24426631
Nigga you best not be insulting my waifu Dobby
>>24428325
>what about being ugly looking, a real, ugly looking girl, not "unconventionally attractive"
prove it
>>24428187
>two XX chromosomes
Check your privilege cis-chromosomal scum
>>24427859
can you bait any harder mystery?
half the guys on /r9k/ would fuck you and almost any guy out there would fuck you if you gave him $100.
>>24428325
>what about being ugly looking, a real, ugly looking girl, not "unconventionally attractive"
Post pic of someone you look like.
>>24426631
>tfw you'll never have this awkward chick from the Peep Show as your gf
>she'll never silently rub against your dick till you cum in your pants while you're stood in a supply closet
WHY LIVE?
>>24426631
>will struggle
Okay. You'll struggle. While I won't have a girlfriend AT ALL THROUGH MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE. GET THE FUCK OUT AND UNDERSTAND THAT THIS BOARD DOESN'T WELCOME YOU IF YOU HAVE ANY CHANCES AT ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24428187
what about big hips that sit high up, but small (still cellulite) thighs so it looks like you have a constant muffin top?
>>24428152
That dog is sending clear signals that it wants to tongue someone's anus.
>>24428187
are you there for uni?
>>24426631
oh dobby let me chew on your weird hair
>>24428518
I'm not even fond of BJs... that was really not my intention with that gif.
>>24426631
literally go on okcupid/craiglist/pof/any of those sites and you'll be flooded with messages, no matter how fucking ugly you are.
women can't be robots. period.
>>24428515
I'm having trouble visualising this. Do you have any pictures of someone with this feature?
>>24428544
Yep.
>>24428584
>literally go on okcupid/craiglist/pof
done all those except pof. had no success and didn't ignore a single person. i'm THAT ugly
>>24428515
>>24428604
Also interested
>>24428604
Which part of Canada? I want to study there but I don't know how to go about it without paying a fuck ton of money
>>24428359
I have wavy, brown hair, but it's always oily and ugly, like the rest of me
I'm one of those ugly spics ;_;
>>24428584
Fucking okcupid wants me to gtfo.
>>24428677
I'm in Toronto. It's about 40k CAD per year I think. I come from a fairly affluent family though and I would have paid more than that in the states.
>>24426631
All of those features make my dick diamonds, except for the weak jawline which I'm indifferent to. I'm interested, so you've been proven wrong.
The other day I walked past the TV and an advert for match.com was on and their tagline was
"If you don't love your imperfections, someone else will"
Are the normies this fucking deluded? That's precicelty why women DON'T like us.
>>24426631
Long faces can be very beautiful, big nose can be fine so long as it isn't a black girl nose, tall women are hot and have longer legs, and small boobs are fine so long as they ain't saggy
All claiming to be ugly, post your pics. I guarantee every single one will receive at least three bf offers.
>>24428106
> Men are the gatekeepers of cuddling.
> be man
> have never cuddled
Where do I claim my free cuddles mystery.jpg? Or are you full of shit, since I'm almost a wizard?
>>24428695
You sound perfect, a/s/l please?
long horse faces are cuute
>>24428752
Kek.
24 f Germany.
>>24428795
no they're not. any guys ive approached made fun of me for it and ive never been approached
>>24428803
Ok I'll marry you if you're a KHV.
>>24428837
I have no idea what that means.
>>24428878
>women being in charge of knowing board culture
>"teehee let me just barge in here and start shitposting, i don't need to lurk because i have a VAGINA!"
every fucking time
see? No one wants an ugly girl, especially one who lacks humor and has no personality
>>24428741
It's true for men as in there are men out there who will love an unconventional feature on a woman. I love women with big noses (but not crooked noses, just big straight ones. I guarantee that there are men out there who like girls with crooked noses too)
I highly doubt women fetishize men's body parts like this. They usually only listen to what society tells them is good looking, for example women now are going crazy over guys with heavy stubble because of Drake. I feel like they don't have their own tastes
>>24428837
I'm khv, will you marry me?
I'm >>24428947
>>24428682
>>24428325
>>24428151
>>24428970
>I guarantee that there are men out there who like girls with crooked noses too
No one likes big hooked noses though
>>24428987
Depends, age and are you also from Germany? Also you'll have to ask >>24428878 for permission (if she confirms KHV status), and you'll have to fight for the position of first wife.
>>24428515
post thighs
>>24429034
Love them, especially if you have the whole jewish/middle eastern look and you're very hairy.
>>24428741
Oh yeah it's absolutely true for men. Men will literally sleep with anything. It doesn't matter how short, tall, anorexic, whale, ugly, retarded, disabled a woman is, there will be someone who wants that.
Women literally just want Chad. I know /r9k/ can be an echo chamber of beta anquish but it's just true at a societal level.
Women date across and up the dominance hierarchy, never down.
>>24429045
Still no idea what that means and I cba to find out. She's all yours.
>>24426631
Retard, I like
>long face
>big nose
>over 5'7
>small
>skinny
only absolute :/ is weak jaw
Rest are still all fine.
>>24429111
KHV = kissless handholdless virgin
>>24429093
Duh im retarded meant to reply to >>24428970
>>24426631
most of that shit doesnt matter
its mostly personal preference
>>24429111
ITT supposedly lonely and desperate woman rejects marriage proposal because she's too lazy to google a three letter acronym.
>>24429045
20, but I'm not from Germany sadly, I'm in the us
>>24428584
>go on OKcupid
>never get messages (except from spam) until about 2 months in
>only guys wanting to fuck
h-heh i g-guess this is w-what it feels like to be l-l-loved huh guys????
>>24429175
Post profile, I'll send you something nice.
>>24429147
Well, that was easy. Minus the kissing, yeah I am.
>>24429175
I'm too anxious to open up an okcupid account; but, I've had this issue in real life. I'm not gay though, so it is very unfortunate.
>>24429207
you took too long, and you've been kissed, I haven't
>>24429045
I'm yours now, right? :3
>>24429175
>only guys wanting to fuck
oh how you must suffer
>>24426631
I'm a female and my breasts look like an obese man's gyno, with my right tit being double the size of the left one, with 2 inch wide nipples, both pointing outwards. Also tits are cone-shaped.
When you are absolutely disgusting and a female, you're pretty much at the bottom because you don't get any of the benefits but your vagina still bleeds violently 1/4 of the time, and you lack logical reasoning, thus acting the way your fucked up emotions tell you to.
I've been wanting to die for quite a few years now.
>>24429239
Sorry to disappoint, you're way too young, even the now disqualified disgusting tongue roastie was pushing it. Good luck though!
>>24429304
>>I'm a female and my breasts look like an obese man's gyno
Nice, so that's already one thing we have in common!
>>24429304
Yet you can still do porn and get paid just for being yourself just fine.
>>24429304
From what I know about woman you are over-reacting and your cleavage is most likely fine.
>>24429304
I mean post it and we'll see if you're overreacting or not
>>24429400
>>24429437
I've seen women with literally one ping pong ball and one grapefruit have perfectly legitimate porn careers, camwhore themselves, have poly relationships with both men and women and so on.
>>24426631
if the woman in the photograph is meant to be representative of a girl who can't get a bf, i would gladly be her bf, as would literally every other robot on this site.
the reality is that yes, women can be robots. but as it has been plainly revealed in this thread, a woman needs to be horribly physically disfigured or truly mentally ill before it becomes unlikely that she can get a bf. only a small percentage of women are this ugly or ill.
on the flip side, an average looking guy can be a robot. i'm sure most of the guys on this board aren't horrendously ugly, since few people actually are. i'm sure many of them have friends and jobs and aspirations. women want nothing to do with them.
do you really think there aren't more women on this board because we're unwelcoming to them? if that were the case, there'd be some super active fembot board somewhere else. there isn't, and it's because 99% of women cannot be robots and will never understand the crushing loneliness that is the status quo for shy and average looking men.
>>24429460
>I've seen women with literally one ping pong ball and one grapefruit have perfectly legitimate porn careers, camwhore themselves, have poly relationships with both men and women and so on.
Good for you, you should consider to drop that sick fetish right away. There are midgets doing porn, amputees doing porn, and so on. That's not really a scale on how good one's life can be.
>>24429460
>no ping pong ball gf;-;
>>24429505
>Good for you, you should consider to drop that sick fetish right away. There are midgets doing porn, amputees doing porn, and so on. That's not really a scale on how good one's life can be.
It literally is, people are paying good money to see these women perform sexually. Do you see many obese men in porn for example? Compared to the number of women? Do women pay good money to finance obese men's food, clothing, gadgets, lifestyle?
>>24429304
this is the hierarchy:
1. the top 10% of men
2. all women
3. bottom 90% of men
you should be very thankful. also you could either save up money or get a sugar daddy to pay for breast augmentation to fix your problem and women would call you brave for it.
>>24429593
You're really cute, familam.
>>24429578
Again, porn is no indicator of how the general Joe or Jane for that matter is living her life. Stop searching for excuses why some woman have it easier than you do.
>>24429593
Smile, and I'll be your bf. Thread proven.
>>24429593
You don't have a big nose and your chin looks p strong. I wish I was as cute as you
>>24429631
back off bucko, she's mine
>>24429593
excuse me, miss... how's about I take you out sometime? My mom's a flight attendant so I can literally fly for free to anywhere at anytime. So let me know and I could give you best damn date of your life!!!
>>24429649
This tbqh. Literally the only negative feature is the lack of smile imho.
>>24429593
>>24429304
I gotta pay 16k just to at least look female at all as a tranny, what's your excuse?
>>24428075
Lal
>>24429175
>try OKC again after like 5 years
>make a profile
>do my best to cast myself in a positive light
>don't write anything self depreciating
>try to write down my positive traits, what I want to do and what I enjoy doing
>Message women based on whats in their profile, common interests etc
try to start conversations
>they either don't respond, block or view your profile and ignore
Being a dude on a dating site is just like getting a job. You have to write your profile (CV) and then the women decide if you have enough experience to accept the position of beta provider.
Or you might get an unpaid internship as a beta orbiter for a while.
>>24429645
Yes, it is, it is an indicator of the likelihood of someone being sexually attracted to you. For women, this likelihood is extremely high no matter how deformed or ugly or whatever they are, which means they have a high likelihood of finding someone in real life who won't automatically reject them on account of looks. For a man, this likelihood isn't very high unless he's Chad.
>>24429593
your mouth looks like a butthole
>>24429791
>For women, this likelihood is extremely high no matter how deformed or ugly or whatever they are, which means they have a high likelihood of finding someone in real life who won't automatically reject them on account of looks.
You got that impression based on the wide and explicit data you have collected regarding woman? Don't kid yourself, there is no easy mode in life. Being an ugly woman is just as bad as being an ungle man.
>>24429925
I will marry any ugly woman over 25 right now and do my best to provide her with a good life.
Let's see how many of them will marry an ugly guy.
>>24429925
In fact, yes. See the many, many r9k ugly girl on dating sites experiments. The uggos got more messages than Chad.
>>24429964
>Let's see how many of them will marry an ugly guy.
You'd have to see how many robot woman would, the number would be a lot higher compared to regular woman. You are not the norm, never forget that.
>>24429979
>In fact, yes. See the many, many r9k ugly girl on dating sites experiments. The uggos got more messages than Chad.
Because they are seen as easy sex sources for fucked up man. That's a sign of a weak society, but little more than that.
>>24430067
>You'd have to see how many robot woman would
Where are they then? I don't see 10 replies to my post.
>>24430067
a) The number of messages scaled with looks. If the uggos had been only getting up for sex, they'd have gotten more messages than the average girls.
b) the amount of messages proves easy mode in any case.
>>24430104
>>24430126
You just love the thought of being oppressed by the feminised world, right?
>>24430159
Not really, I'd rather have those 10 messages.
>>24430175
>Not really, I'd rather have those 10 messages.
Take a shower, shave yourself (or grown an epic beard), take a picture in which you don't stand there like a defeated faggot and try to be a man for once, could work out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Zkaef6vhk
>>24430232
Do I be myself before or after the shower?
>>24430250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G6UUJcC7IY
>>24430277
I think before after and during. Just beeeee urself, familam.
>>24430159
No. I just see the truth. And it sucks.
If I was rich, I'd move to Asia where the world is not so feminized.
>>24430277
You can only be yourself if you actually are somebody, which most of the people here are not. Being yourself is a bullshit meme advice that will never work on anyone regarding himself as a robot.
>>24429400
>>24429437
>>24429587
They look exactly like these shitbags
>>24430701
Looks good to me, a/s/l?
>>24426631
jew nose for example
Big noses are hot to me. Maybe thats just cuz I have a big nose
>>24430701
like i said you could easily save up money or find a sugar daddy to pay for breast augmentation and all women would call you brave for doing so because women are unaware of the definition of bravery. even with those breasts you could still get a guy since many men won't consider misshapen tits a dealbreaker. so while your problem is inherently fixable, we on /r9k/ are still searching to cure the condition that is being an average man, and every day the search seems more and more futile.
>>24430888
nice trips and yeah same here. is yours also crooked
>>24427775
My sister used to shit-post on /a/ desu
>>24428263
>being this fucking retarded
why do all of the fat hairy neckbeards still lust after 10/10 waifus on the internet then. You don't see them fantasizing about 2/10 overweight losers like themselves, and if you are hot chick at a bar you will get inundated by ugly dudes (and non-ugly dudes) hitting on you. You are objectively incorrect
>>24430937
>being an average man
The average man gets married 1.5 times in his life. The average man has had sex with 5 people by the time they are 20. The kind of people who browse /r9k/ are not average men.
Are people seriously trying to hook up ITT?
Has /r9k/ been this bad for a while? I always ignore roastie-made threads.
>weak chin/jaw line
Women are supposed to have small chins, it is a femenine feauture. Women with prominent chins/jawline looks like traps
>>24430701
Mine too, just not asymmetrical.
>>24431751
Not a receding chin though. That just looks shit and makes women look inbred
>>24432281
there's nothing wrong with those boobs
>>24428803
Uhren und Lampen raus! Fick dich, du dumme Nutte und verpiss dich aus meinem 4kanal.
Geh woanders aufmerksamkeitshuren!
>>24428604
>>24428653
sorry for late reply
>>24428970
On men im into receeding hairlines and that half-double chin thing (think tim heidecker). So yeah some women do fetishize men's body parts, but idk how common it is.
>>24426631
I would date any combination of these but they're not interested in me because I'm black and under 5'7.
>>24428106
Hahha for real, all the guys in here who don't even know how hard we try and yet even when we come on here guys don't wanna talk to us unless we're pretending to be a boy/don't ever bring up sex or gender or they are a person who doesn't care, which is so rare because a lot of you guys complain too much about shit that doesn't important. I'd rather date a guy who could talk philosophy and pop culture and the meaning of anything rather than some angry guy who blames me just because some other girls treated him bad, and is obsessed with women. We feel rejection too but we don't blame every last guy for that because it's not the end of the world.
>what is an attractive personality
>>24426631
None of these even together would stop me.
Or for that matter most guys on this board.
Just because Chad doesn't want Helga the Horse-faced Harlot deep throating him doesn't mean Kyle the Small dicked beta wouldn't take it in a heartbeat for life.
>>24426631
Pffffhahaha
All you need is clear skin, white teeth, and good hygiene to get guys interested. That's really it.
Too skinny? Small boobs? Over 5'7"? What are you, black? These are prime features in the circles I move in so I don't have a fucking clue what you're on about.
>>24434290
Doesn't look bad to me tbqh.
Things men need to get a decent girl
Money
Good looks
Fit body
Confidence
Indipendance
Aggressive and dominant personality
Note the more money you have the more leeway you get on the rest
Things women need to get a great guy
Be thin
Things to get a decent normal man
Good hygiene
Things to get an average man
Put out sexually
>>24426631
Objectively wrong and clearly bait
>>24435102
Brief followup. I'm out
