Why not become a Muslim or Mormon, robots?
It's the only way to get a pure young waifu these days.
Why should I want a waifu?
I honestly don't get it.
>>24424962
>implying they all look like that
>implying being a muslim is fun
>implying you'll get a girl like that
even muslim girls want muslim chads
all girls are the same
>>24425036
This. I'm a 25 hkv mormon. They'd rather fuck some random homeless man of the street than me
They're not that pure btw
>>24424962
Mormonism is shit.
Islam is the best designed religion in the world though. Full set of memes regarding every aspect of life.
I'm not religiously inclined, but will convert in the future not to become a second class citizen. It's a fine system even in the case it's not based on truth.
>>24424962
>religious girls aren't total whores
>islam
>no beer
>no bacon
>no premarital sex
Yea... no.
>>24425036
>>24425069
>muslim girls decide who they fuck
Kek, no. Other Muslim men will want you to take their daughter off their hands and will pay you to do so.
I know a lad that converted and he was married to the qt virgin daughter of a friend he made at the mosque within a year.
>>24425074
>get 40 lashes for drinking
>100 lashes for fornicating, stoned to death for adultery
>be killed for not praying or fasting
>if anybody finds out that you don't believe in it, you'll be killed as well
fine system indeed anon
I'm too unstable. I want a wife to take care of me and provide for me
>>24425117
>Kek, no. Other Muslim men will want you to take their daughter off their hands and will pay you to do so.
It's actually the other way around I think.
Who honestly wants a wife? She would sit at home all the time badgering you for playing vidya while she watches normie tv trash like the Kardashians (all women are normies, they all have normie hobbies and like normie shit), she would make you take her to expensive restaurants all the time even if you're broke, spend all your money on bullshit like clothes, and if Muslim or Mormon would for sure make you have kids. That just multiplies all of your problems x10. Seriously this is the worst idea I've ever seen on r9k and you naive faggots just lust after that life because you've never experienced it.
>>24424962
>be robot
>born into muslim family
>be 25 khv
>meet muslim girl
>start talking to her
>shes a khv too
>get to know her family
>just gave her an engagement ring two weeks ago
>we're getting married in the summer
Stay jelly kafirkeks
>>24425117
Well, I assume you're from a western country. That means that you can just break all the rules without any consequences. Just don't let your Muslim brothers know
>>24424962
>implying the average muslim chick looks like that
>>24425117
Do you really think that other muslim men would hand over their daughters to losers on /r9k/. They'd want their sons in law to be muslim chads. They don't want no pussy beta to own their daughters.
>>24425156
Enjoy your life of slavery to the pussy. You dumb faggot you've thrown it all away for nothing.
>>24425131
Drinking does more harm than good and so do fornication and adultery. Praying and fasting are good for physical and mental health.
Killing people who seek to undermine wholesome society is unfortunate but not necessarily bad. Look where tolerance got us: A crumbling, nihilistic morally bankrupt society.
>>24425169
They're good rules, why would you want to break them?
>>24425169
Oops, replied to wrong post, was meant for >>24425092
>>24425185
>implying I didnt sign an Islamic marriage contract
Enjoy your feminist ruled judicial system silly kafir :^)
>>24425156
>she's a khv too
all girls lie. Even muslim ones. Girls in muslim countries even go to lengths such as getting a hymen reparation surgery to fool their would be husbands and in laws.
>>24425147
>>24425178
Daughters are dead weight in traditional societies. You seek to marry them off. When everyone is having lots of kids you need to get rid of lots of daughters. In a traditional society where monogamy is enforced, there is pretty much a guaranteed mate for everyone.
Your whole Chad problem stems from the free sexual market of today.
>>24425218
>no bacon
>no alcohol
>no cigarettes
have a nice life
>>24425185
Muslim women are raised and expected to be obedient to their husbands. Any woman that is not is a shame to her family.
Slavery to the pussy is a symptom of egalitarian, feminist societies because a woman can make demands or deprive you and even leave you for someone else.
>>24425245
>implying I dont have a RAT on her computer and phone
>implying I dont have access to all her files since she was 13
>implying I havent been duped before
>>24425258
Muslims starts smoking eventually and turn into bacon if you know what I mean.
>>24425258
I'm cutting back on tobacco and booze anyway because in the long run the cons outweigh the pros. Bacon is nice, but unhealthy and unnecessary. I'd rather live in properly arranged society at the expense of bacon than in a nihilist shithole with as much pork as you can eat.
>have Muslim Chinese gf
>Asian qt looks with Muslim morals
Literally GOAT combination, lads.
>>24424962
>It's the only way to get a pure young waifu these days.
Enjoy your missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation with the lights off.
>>24425242
I'm talking about letting a woman move in with you retard. Your life is over. She'll be nice at first but after a few months or years it will be constant criticism and small attacks about how you don't measure up to what she wants. If you had literally any experience with female nature you would know you have no chance. It would be better for your family if you kill yourself today than make them endure the sight of you slowly being broken as a person before offing yourself and leaving behind your little bastards with your weak genes.
>>24425253
>monogamy
>in islam
kek. A man could get up to four wives in islam. So a muslim chad would deny 3 betas each of their pure virgin wives
>>24425245
Maybe in liberalised, Westernised Muslim countries. Women in conservative Muslim countries don't get to leave the house unaccompanied by a male family member.
Islam is redpilled on succubi, hence their strictness.
>>24425278
>having being duped before
>thinking that it won't happen again
>>24425297
>I'd rather live in properly arranged society at the expense of bacon than in a nihilist shithole with as much pork as you can eat
Go seek professional help
>2015
>not embracing the bacon-filled, nihilistic shithole
>>24425319
Only 1 to 3% of Muslims practice polygamy, which actually has its uses when men happen to be scarce at times, but it's rare.
Also, Islam actually limited the number of wives a man could have. Before Islam it was unlimited. If anything it was a reform that served the betas.
>>24425274
Absolutely false, Muslim women are some of the worst because they are so materialistic. She will constantly demand you spend all your money on bullshit to gain status. There is literally no worse fate for a robot that entering a marriage. You're so fucked.
>>24425253
This narrative of fathers "selling" or hating their daughters is feminist BS.
Third world/historical fathers have/had the same crazy parent hormones that modern/western men do. They want their daughters to end up with a guy who can support them, so the guy has to demonstrate his prosperity with gifts. There's no EBT or section 8, you have kids with the wrong guy and you starve.
Look how well letting girls pick their own husbands is going in the West...
>>24425363
Professional help is for secular societies where people live alienated, meaningless lives of anomie and despair, anon. Secular liberal societies lead to epidemics of depression and mental illness.
People need order and they need to submit to something greater than themselves. This is why people in traditional religious societies are so much happier.
>>24425326
The only country where that is enforced as a law is saudi arabia. In other muslim countries, bitches roam freely without male supervision, unless if their families are super religious/ conservative. And the only way you'll score girls from those families is that you're super religious yourself
>>24425406
I'm not saying they hate them, but in a society where women do not work you either marry them off or take care of their NEET ass forever. So there is a strong incentive to arrange marriages for them.
>Look how well letting girls pick their own husbands is going in the West...
Yes, this is one of the main factors in the downfall of the West, probably.
>>24424962
I'm a Mormon op and the only way you're getting a wife is if you waste two years of your life knocking on doors and if you're a Chad. Yes Chad Mormons exist. Mormon women are told from a young age to marry a RM (returned missionaries) and if you're not one you're fucked
>>24425435
So only the virtuous get virtuous wives. Seems reasonably to me.
Also, Salafism is the strongest growing movement within the fastest growing religion in the world. Pure girls are on the rise.
>>24425495
I'm an rm
Never had a gf, 25 now. Going on a mission doesn't even help, would Chad go on a mission? Exactly
>>24425537
I know plenty of Chads at my school (ldsbc) that went on missions
>>24425393
>"muslim" women
You mean the kids of rich businessmen who dont even wear the hijab?
There are muslim women who are spoiled, im not aruing that, but there are people like that in every race and you dont have the data to assume that muslim women are for some reason more materialistic.
From my experience latin girls are worse.
You act like you dont know what a golddigger is
>>24425537
This beta went to a mission in brazil and got himself a 10/10 model tier wife.
>>24425677
Eh, looks like a 30 year old chick who thought she was too good for her suitors in her 20's but realized her looks are fading and she needs to find a beta provider.
>>24425677
I also went to Brazil
That guy married way up, but it's an exception
>>24425848
Nah she's qt af, but she's probably unbearably brain washed. You'll never have a real conversation with her because she'll just mindlessly regurgitate the words of dead white racist polygamists
>>24425580
This. If anything, women being allowed to choose their own man makes their opportunist streak run rampant.
>>24425420
>people live alienated, meaningless lives of anomie and despair in my home country (which is technologically highly advanced, there is almost no real poverty/famine)
>better move to some backwards shithole full of religious extremists, without functional institutions and very limited freedom
this makes perfect sense to me, honestly
>>24426000
I'm not suggesting moving though. I'm suggesting that our prosperous societies regain some moral order.
>>24425092
LOL BEER N BACON BRO EPICCCC XD LOL PRE MARITAL SEX BRO LIVVEEE LOFEE YOLO
just get married then you can fuck your wife all you want degenerate.
pork is disgusting and unhealthy anyways, but if you think there's Muslims who don't smoke hookah or drink wine you're stupid wrong.
Because Mormons and Muslims especially have real problems with the whole "bisexual" thing.
Also I smoke weed like a chimney and drink like a fish, neither of those thigns would I be willing to give up for some cunt.
Also both religions are mind-numbingly stupid and I immediately think less of someone who knowingly believes in them
>>24424962
>Pure
If doing tons of anal is your version of pure maybe.
>>24426135
I agree. This should be our objective
>>24424962
Really? Then how come im a muslim and i still dont have a gf?
I've been thinking of converting to Islam. I was raised Catholic but it didn't have much meaning to me as I got older so I became atheist. I talked to some Muslims and they convinced me to read the Quran.
>>24424962
>Muslim
I dont need kill people for glory of sky people
Wife is Muslim but I'm not. We've known each other since kids though and always been close so her parents eventually tried to be accepting of it.
Why not just be with indian women or latinas? They look the same as arab girls but without all the muzz terrorist shit.
>>24427254
>why not get a whore? they look the same as wholesome girls they just act worse!
>no one posts hijab porn
>>24425856
I hear Mormonism is dealing with a drought of 2:1 Mormon women to men ratio, thus making Salt Lake City the plastic surgery capital of USA. (Yes they all compete for Chads with whatever necessary)
How can you lose with such good odds?
