Tinder thread
>rip conversation edition
>>24424830
That's about as far as I get too
Don't know what women want
>be forward and funny
>conversation dies
>be interesting and interested in her
>conversation sudokus
>straight up ask for sex
>best conversation turns out it's a bot
I can get matches and number but I can't meet anyone, what the fuck...
>>24424905
You need to be asking for sex but in a humorous and playful way.
>>24424920
like how?I am so white i love it i love it
Well OP doesn't look like Jhadia is too interested.
Better say some outrageous shit to her so you can post here and we can all have a good laugh.
Tell her you wanna fug in a creative way.
just type and move on
>>24424830
ask her what is her favorite swans album
>>24425024
like teasing her playfully, complimenting her body, asking for more pictures, talking about sex and sex related things, and most importantly of all, always trying to get her number so you can ask her out.
Ask girls out for something specific on a specific date. Always. Never anything vague.
Remember, you don't need to talk for ages before meeting, you just need to show her that you think she's sexy and see if you can make her laugh or argumentative/mad.
Ask is she wants to see your RPG
>>24425183
That's so weird for me to do
I hate that I was raised to respect women
Ok lets go give me some lines
Got like 7 lined up so I might send same line to all of them
>>24425504
Wanna be the chocolate to my strawberry?
>>24425632
But im black so shes more like chocolate to my chocolate
>>24425652
The strawberry is your dick dummy
HOW ARE YOU GETTING SO MANY MATCHES REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>Jihadia
def halal
>>24425652
>I'm black
Is that how you're getting so many matches?!
>>24425183
>talking about sex and sex related things
>mfw talk about sex related things to girls without any intention of fucking them
>virgin
>>24425899
>>24425839
He's only shown us 2 matchs
can we see your portfolio?
I have 62 matches, and i'm conversing with 0 of them atm.
>>24425947
I have never gotten a match! Never once!
I had 900+ matches on tinder before i reset it.
Only 4 guys ever asked me.out,
1 i turned down cos he really sounded like he might murder me
And 2 cancelled on me last minute
>>24425972
Probably because you wanted to put it in their boipussy too early.
>>24425504
"My house is free tonight, why don't you come by for a faff and a laff?"
>>24426006
Its tricky cos when i started using tinder i was still a virgin and wanted to find someone 'boyfriend material'
I eventually had sex with someone not from tinder
But before i lost my virgin i didnt want to hookup, i was hoping to find something more like friends with benefits someone i felt ok giving virginity to
It doesnt matter anyway i resetted my tinder. 68matches now. One guy asked me out but he sounds really REALLY annoying so i unmatched
>>24426097
Post your bussy.
>>24425504
Nice shoes, let's fuck.
If she say something about her shoes reply with:
"well, to be honest I wasn't even looking at your shoes, but I thought "nice shoes, let's fuck" sounded classier than "nice titties, let's fuck"
>>24426125
Ha
>tfw I have a sneaker fetish and would probably be honest about it
>>24426117
Not posting bussy
I was recently told Tinder doesn't show last active with the most recent update.
Is this true?
Can I cheat on my gf now without worrying about her seeing when I last used tinder?
>>24426254
Yes. Cheat as much as you want.
That's it. I'm done. That's all I can do without spreading my search radius to like 20 miles out. Zero matches. I'm done.
>mfw nobody gives a line for op
Nice
>>24426635
I hate normie Tinder threads where cunts ask us to give them """""good lines"""""
I only like fake profile Chad Tinder threads because the whore roasties get fucked with
>>24426685
mmm yes this
I love it
This girl's FUNNY! What should I say now?
>>24425216
It's hard to shake off, senpai.
>>24426812
Are you serious? Using the canadian bird to make a fucking joke?
Women set nothing up to be funny
>I prefer geese
>I am aware there's another avian creature called a goose let me tell you about it instead of answer the fucking question
>>24426812
ask what the fuck a geese is
>>24426868
>autism: the post
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>>24426868
i genuinely have 2 female friends that are fucking hilarious though. i get what you mean, it's not a common trait for girls, since at the end of the day charisma is so much more important for males in the species.
