>have sex twice in my life with same girl
>used a condom
>girl tells me two months later that her period is late
>scared shitless but it might be nothing
I mean how fucking unfair would it be if Chad's get to fuck for their entire lives without ever leaving a girl pregnant, but I have protected sex twice and it happens. It doesn't help that I have anxiety problems
>>24423245
are you rich?
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>>24423245
>have sex ever
How did you do it?
>>24423245
Get a fucking paternity test, retard.
>>24423269
Im actually pretty much dead set on killing myself if I leave this girl pregnant. I have nothing to live for as it is, this would be the absolute nail in the coffin for me.
I'll make the "ez ways to kill myself" thread when it happens
>>24423312
>I have nothing to live for
>"becomes a father"
>that's it time for sudoku
nigga are you for real?
>>24423245
2 (two) whole months later
It's not your kid Holmes
>>24423245
It's not your kid buddy. She just wants your money.
>>24423367
Yes, I am for real. I hate my life as it is, I don't need a kid in my life
>>24423245
It could be nothing. Im usually regular, but ometimes I don't get my period for 2-3 months and I know people who sometimes don't have it for 4 months.
Don't stress out OP. But in the slim chance its yours remember to get a paternity test and/or beg her to get an abortion!
Do you actually believe your sperm can go through the condom then stay in her uterus during two whole months before getting her pregnant?
>>24423471
>implying traps can get periods
keep pretending you're a woman faglord
>>24423312
I AM NOT ADVOCATING FOR SUICIDE FBI
but it would be pretty funny if you did and left that bitch wa single whore mother with no alimony.
REMEMBER TO NOT TAKE THIS ARTISTIC ORIGINAL COMMENT SERIOUSLY
>>24423408
>has a kid
>kills himself
>r9k misses a robot
>kid grows up without a father
>becomes a robot
>r9k population replenished
>>24423652
That would make every black kid a robot
>>24423725
SJWs make it so they're not. And they're niggers.
>>24423725
Hm, you're right. I have to refine my formula.
>>24423245
No fucking way is it yours. She's a lying cheating whore.
>>24423725
Only humans can be robots
It's a Stacey ruse.
lies, definitely get a DNA test
>>24423245
She only fucked you a few times because she was fucking Chad and wanted to get pregnant by him so he would have to marry her and she could get the easy life.
She told Chad the good news and Chad told her to fuck off.
You're her back up plan.
It's not yours OP.
Have a nice day.
>>24423471
Thanks senpai, this soothes my anxiety
