tick tock lungfags it's almost time to go get some fresh air because you can't handle the 2nd hand from ciglords
>>24423222
i live in a facist state and you degenerates are being wiped out. nice trips through
>222
Check'd and check'd again.
>tfw it's almost time for you to step out and have another smoke because you're not allowed to smoke inside and you can't handle two hours without inhaling shit that slowly kills you and you're too weak to ever quit
>>24423222
>ciglords
As if the wagekek meme wasn't enough, you somehow managed to come up with something even more retarded. Congrats OP
>>24423390
>>24424036
>tfw beta lungfags get THIS mad
>enjoying your lungs being fucked by smoke
>literally the definition of a cig-kuck
Die already.
>>24423300
to ban smoking is to ban humans. public smoking bans are only a symptom of our collective materialist horror of death. anti-smoking activists run a profit orientated business. second hand smoke harmfulness has been exaggerated by the media.
/Lungfag/ here
>>24424084
no, I'll just wait for you to die and have your lungs donated to me, lungbeta
stay mad about your beta inability to handle a delicious, relaxing cigarette
I know your weakness emphysemafag, a trans continental flight.
>tfw these back to back cigarette shill threads will probably convince a robot to start smoking
>>24424122
>a trans continental flight.
Implying I leave my bedroom, let alone my continent.
Stay mad hippie world-travelling faggot Europe-loving lungfags
>>24424122
>implying cigalphas don't have private jets you can smoke in
lungies when will they learn
Hello,cigkuks. Enjoying a morning smoke? Soon you'll be smoking a pack a day. Enjoy passing out with a cig in your mouth and burning your house down cigkucks
>>24424181
you gonna cwy lungkekie? you gonna cwwwyyyy? don't overwork your lungs too much, I'm going to take them when you die
>tfw lungfags only exist to provide me with new lungs to season with my alpha smoke
>>24424141
>Packs average $8 and up here
Fuck that. E-cigs are also retarded I'll just vape weed instead.
people who smoke literally only do it to try and fit in
they have no balls and are scared to stand out.
they're ruining their body just to try and fit an image. and then they get addicted.
smoking causes no high. it does nothing.
you're literally paying people to kill you.
>>24424247
you sound like a butthurt tumblr truth add lungslave, you're obviously easily influenced by the Jewish media and their anti-alpha campaigns
wouldn't expect much else from a beta lungcvck though
The only "Ciglord" is the tobacco companies you keks keep in business.
Also, smoking is a completely normie thing to do, a proper robot would do DMT or something.
>>24424279
i smoke a pack a day.
it's so fucking cool.
i mean, i don't get high or anything and its fucking pointless but at least i fit in
i love smoking and standing around so that people can all see that i smoke
i often roll my own to that it takes longer and that people can see that i roll my own
i love it. its great. i mean, i might die but who cares im fitting in.
i mean, it's kind of pathetic but then i've always been really pathetic. but who cares i look cool when i smoke
i mean, i'm very easily led by others but who cares. i look cool.
btw why cant i stop coughing and stinking like cigarettes? i stink like shit, but i guess its cool because cigarettes are cool.
But if you smoke you spend less time with your waifu and fapping to traps
>>24424288
>implying normies smoke
>implying the jews want you smoking after passing so many laws and spamming "truth" memes
you are not only beta, you're also a goym
>>24424181
>lungfags actually believe that a pack a day will make you pass out
why do people smoke
inb4 it feels nice/taste good.
>>24424036
It's getting back at the neets you realize that right?
There's no way they can afford cigarettes
>>24424346
>not smoking with your waifu
>not fapping with a nice old fag in your mouth
I do not understand your reasoning, anon.
>>24424098
I honestly can't tell if you're trolling
What you smoking today ciglords?
>>24424454
>trolling
Hello Reddit
Are you enjoying our rare frog memes?
Does the promotion of unhealthy lifestyles offend you or do you appreciate the self-irony behind it?
>>24424454
>I honestly can't tell if you're trolling
Well, neither does Zizek
>>24424420
>constantly hit yourself in the head with a hammer because everyone else is doing it
>occasionally stop and it feels really good
>get so hooked on this temporary relief of pain that you go back to hitting yourself in the head with a hammer
DIE SMOKEFAG DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
smokers just attack non-smokers because they can't find a reason to why they smoke.
it's impossible to justify.
>>24424454
>it's 2015
>people still say 'trolling'
>>24424342
>implying smokers fit in
>implying it's not the definition of finding your own path in life
>Dont get addicted to ciggarettes at all
>Get addicted to weed
I dont know whats wrong with me. I can casually smoke no problem, but i find myself waiting for the next high when im sober.
>>24424472
only the obvious, fellow cigalpha
>>24424592
don't talk about paths you dirty smoker scum.
you can't even walk for 5 minutes without getting breathless and having another cig.
I still have never seen cigfags so stupid. my mother stopped smoking because IT CAUSES BIRTH DEFECTS. My dad stopped smoking because it caused him to have a hacking cough. enjoy hell, OP. Remember, you are a faggot. GTFO, normie
>>24424342
Jokes on you lungfag, I smoke because I'm horribly addicted not to look cool
that will show them
>>24424637
shit. i guess you win.
when you're dying in hospital, laughing at me for not smoking, i'll be crying in the fresh air.
OP is a faggot. don't feed trolls or faggots. those are the golden rules
>>24424247
>people who smoke literally only do it to try and fit in
I never got this. I'm fairly young (20) and my generation has been pretty much universal in its dislike for cigarettes, only a small amount of people do (besides the trashy drug dealer types) and its like you automatically like the smoker more because you have a connection.
>>24423222
>smoking cancerous shit that's barely psychoactive
>even paying for it
K U C K S
>>24424472
This is the tastiest smokes I have ever bought. They aren't too bad on the price either and they taste fucking fantastic once you cut off the filter. Camels can go fuck themselves.
>>24424633
another angry lungfag tries to pigeonhole a magnificent ciglord
I actually run cross country at a top university and a singer/keyboardist on the side. Smoking helps me blow off steam and focus on my compositions. What have you done with your life, lungie?
normies hate smoking. if you're anti smoke you're anti robot.
I suck em down like coca cola
>>24424686
lies.
Liar.
Lies. You're a liar. You don't even leave your chair you lung cancered fag sucka.
>>24424074
no he's tho.....Cafe au lait... pour vous!
>>24424686
well, I've passed college, had my mom almost die from lung cancer due to the smoking, and I became a chemist who knows that CYANIDE IS IN CIGARETTES!!
>>24424686
lungies on suicide watch
>they will never rebel against normie sjw gluten free sjw memes
>they donate their lungs to us anyway
what beta faggots desu
>>24424734
>Thinking I'll donate my lungs
kek
>>24424734
I'm not donating shit, you fucking normie. GET OFF MY BOARD, FAGGOT
>>24424734
urg. i cant stop coughing.
urg, oh shit i just cought up some blood. oh well.
urg. i feel suddenly tired all the time.
urg. doc, what were the test results?
urg. im dying in this shitty bed.
urg. just one more cig.
urrrrrrrggggg.
bye, OP ^_^. enjoy being a cigfag
>>24424763
>thinking your friends snd family aren't organ donors
>>24424764
we'll see about that one, lungslave normie
>>24424822
I will never donate shit, you fucking degenerate. enjoy your cyanide rat poison sticks. I don't care whether you live or die. I'm hoping for the latter.
>>24424342
This is true.
>>24424592
>>24424637
Nicotine has a half life of fifteen minutes, is potent in small doses, and tolerance develops extremely rapidly.
Nicotine is a mild stimulant, making it most practical to use while doing mentally taxing work. Work which is typically done indoors, where smoking is typically banned.
There are nicotine gums, liquids, patches, and vapour.
So, why are you smoking?I smoke a big fat corona every single evening. It makes me feel awesome and I have to admit that a part of that is because of its association with opulence.
>>24424822
>knowing that my friends and family aren't donors
>>24424853
so fucking true, anon-senpai
If you don't roll your own extra strong tobacco you're a normie anyway.
how do i get a qt ciglord gf
ok, I'm done with this shit. Enjoy your lung cancer, and enjoy your horrible teeth. Bye-bye, OP-kouhai
>>24424936
victory smoke.
>>24424870
Also, smoking makes you more confident.
It's sort of a chicken and an egg thing, now that I think about it.Don Tomas cigars are underrated as fuck
>lugkek meme is created in the same week I've decided to start smoking
The universe conspiring against me...
>>24424378
>implying normies smoke
>posts normies and chads smoking
At least try a little with your bait anon
>>24423222
>2nd hand
I can't even remember the last time I got second hand. Cigarette smokers are effectively socially ostracized pretty hard.
>>24426677
... not really? It's pretty socially acceptable at bars/parties.
