Cont
oc desu senpai

>>24422955
>Indian
>qt
Is this a prank?

>>24422955
Oh god i fucked up the word limit
REE
ANyway conting
>Ask her if she wants to go to coffee
>she says she needs to check her schedule in a weird way
>fuck my life

at this point i was literally like fuck me dead no way literally so stupid ofc she wouldn't like this why did i even try.
>Get upset
>Whatevernothingnew.gif all day
>end of work, leaving
>qt catches up to me and tells me it's on
>whatthefuckOKAY.jpeg
>I, being the autist i am got really excited, When I was at home i full started thinking like of spending time with her and fucking her and just actually being in a relationship
>realize being a autist
>Consciously stop myself from thinking these poisonous thoughts
>Have to remind myself I have been hurt too much from being too stupid and getting too attached too quick
>Literally get so attached in .2 s and end up hurting myself more than i need to bc retarded
>Decide to calm down
>My mood somehow turns negative and I get mad
>Not just mad mad, but fucking MAD
>I started yelling for no reason, I screamed into my pllow trying to wrap my head around the fact that I'm getting so excited over literally nothing and I'm dumb
>anyway
>Coffee day rolls round and I meet her there, she's 5 minutes late.
>Whole 5 minutes I think she ditched me
>Literally tearing up in store
>Oh there she is hello
>she see's me and waves
>we sit down, greet and start talking about work
>she orders this big milkshake thing and I just order a frappucino

cont

>>24423039
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M

gugpuhjknkl

>>24423034
Nah, Actually really attractive, Firs time I was her she was wearing a tight dress and her curves were on point.

ANYWAY

>We start talking about her heritage
>turns out she's sikh and can't date outside of sikh but she says she is converting soon
>Start talking about myself, freeze up a little
>can see her visibly awkward as I try and stutter words out but I can't
>"I uh- I play v-video games"
>her facial expression was pure disappointment.
>Literally like she just got spat on
>"I don't really play games, they are kind of a waste of time. "
>my inner sperg explodes, REEEEEEEE
>"Well, My parents passed away when I was very young so I have played video games obsessively since then to keep my mind off it, Video games really mean a lot to me and they are more than just games."
>She looks kind of startled, disappointed and sad
>"I'm sorry anon, I just think as an adult they are stupid. "
>"Well washing my hands after I piss is stupid too but I still do it? "
>Kind of cringes
>"What? what are you talking about anon?"


Not sure bout word count so cont

>>24423125
and the autismoman emerges

>>24423104
I know dude

wew lad
>>24423125
How do I fuck this up so hard?

>I get annoyed and feel really awkward, my mind starts racing with all my possible response.
>"I'm just saying, if I Don't touch my dick when I piss, why should I watch my hands, seems stupid to me."
>She is getting visibly grossed out, I can tell she wants to leave and that I am at no return so I decide to dig
>"uh I don't want to talk about this with you anon"
>I am getting pretty mad, for some reason. I guess I have a ridiculously bipolar personality
>"What the fuck do you mean? You just -" she starts walking away
>I grab her by the arm and jerk her towards me,
>"Do you have any fucking respect? You disrespect my way of grieving like you have never lost something , what the fuck is your problem, bitch? "
>She literallly pepper sprays me
>She pushes me off
>murmurs "fuck off"
>and pulls a pepper spray from her handbag and sprays me
>Recoil back
>REEEEE
>thetransformationishappening.webm
>NORMIE
>Get the fuck up
>She is walking out of the store
>run to the door behind her
>open and run through
>"WAIT THE FUCK UP BITCH"
>Slam the door behind me
>Run up to her and get up in her face
>"Do you have any fucking respect cunt?"
>My eyes feel like death but I move through it, I am evolved.
>"seriously fuck off anon, I'm calling the police"
>As she pulls out her phone I grab it and throw it across the street and it explodes on a phone box.
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
>She tries to smack me
>Nopecunt.jpeg
>VIdya has giving me roughly 180ms reaction time
>Literally grab the hand and punch her in the ribs in a split second
>"OW"
>She literally starts crying
>People inside the store come out
>a few chads and old hags
>"What the fuck, bro???"
>"Yeah bruh what the fuck? "


cont

>>24423125
>>"Well washing my hands after I piss is stupid too but I still do it? "
>>Kind of cringes
As an Indian she has probably never heard of this

>>24423244
>"Ay mate what the fuck ay"
>Niggers are coming at me what the fuck
>"Do you have any idea who the fuck you just punched a girl in front of bro?"
>Hysteria ensues
>I literally start laughing my ass off
>"So you think I give a fuck who you are?"
>No chad talks to me like this, not in my final form
>"ay bruv do you wanna die today? I can make that happen"
>My indian QT Was just one the ground crying this entire time
>"Ey man, Why did you hit her just now!"
>I am getting scared but madder, I think it is time to act
>"Saudi arabian here decided to pepper spray me, thats why I punched her/"
>Jokes on them, she was sri lankan
>"Oh, well thats not good enough. You're fucked now"
>Nigger literally picks me up in a choke, holds me up in the air
>And he brought me close up to my sweating head, and put his mouth near my ear and whispered "read the first letter of every line"

>>24423346
>>"Saudi arabian here decided to pepper spray me, thats why I punched her/"
>>Jokes on them, she was sri lankan
choked

File: 1440070667544.gif (819 KB, 339x509) Image search: [Google]

819 KB, 339x509

>>24423346
So autistic can't even shitpost, kek
Die kid

>>24423346
I'm a shit op
Not even a newfag
This sucks
I'm probably gonna kill myself anyway goodnight
>>24423406