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I had sex with Stacy and finished a few hours ago.

SHE LET ME RECORD THE WHOLE THING TOO
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>>24422081
time to deliver OP
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>>24422081
video where
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post it pls
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>>24422081
Das it mane. Congrats! Welcome to the club. :^)
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>>24422090
>>24422092
>>24422094
I dont want to lose my only source of poosy at the moment, sorry brohams.
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>>24422184
how did you meet her? what did you say to get her to fuck you?

pls help
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>>24422081
>stacy
shit taste desu senpai
stacies are annoying
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Why would you say you recorded it if you're not gonna post it?
Also what was she out of 10?
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>>24422081
Congratulations, it will fix nothing, it will change nothing, your pursuit of sex has given you a few fleeting moments of ecstasy before you resume your endless toil.
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tell the story, family member
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>>24422196
I met her through tinder and we went out to eat dinner.

Basically I acted and said the complete opposite of what I acted like and usually said and she found it hilarious. Hugged her and gave her a kiss goodbye but wasn't sure if I should because I didn't know if she sucked on another guy's dick the day before so I felt a bit icky about that.. but I went for it.

I fucked her on the second meeting by suggesting we go to her place, and I also asked if she was on the pill (I noticed this provides enough of a hint to girls compared to straight out asking to have sex).

>>24422216
True but it doesn't matter when you're fucking them. They don't speak much during sex, they just moan a lot.

>>24422224
Thought I would but it's 200 MB, pham.
Personality = 2/10
Looks = 6/10
Sex = 7/10
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>>24422315
just take some screens or make an excerpt webm
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>>24422315
>Thought I would but it's 200 MB, pham.

Upload it on mega.co.nz
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Lurking for OP delivering. But I expect to be disappointed.
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>>24422315
200mb is nothing, upload it somewhere. I wanna see a fellow robot fugging.
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>>24422081
You cant just say you recorded it and not show more
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>>24422424
>robot
>fugging

Choose
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>>24422442
welcome to new 4chan, where people do this shit all of the time.
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>>24422081
did she have a fat fetish?

>>24422184
>tells us you filmed it
>won't share
Why even say that then?
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>shitskin
>roastie
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OP here.

I managed to upload the video onto youtube.

View it while you can:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>24422584
I know that URL by heart now. Nice rick roll.
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>>24422081
Who the fuck is Stacy?
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>>24422081
Is that tiny thing your dick?
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you cunt why you do dis??????
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Do your initials start with m h?
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Great OP you can now fucking leave you normalfag
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>>24422675
Follow this anons advice op. You don't belong here anymore
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>>24422081
>>24422675
>>24422705
YOU FUCKED A WHORE, DENSHAAAAAAAA!!

:'DDD
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>>24422216
>9gag
senpai...
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>>24422584
doesn't really work anymore lad
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>>24422081
post it or op is a fag

oh wait...
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>>24422216
>9gag watermark
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>>24422081
Ffmpeg that shit and turn it into webm to feed us robots.
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>>24423182
what addon is that?
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>>24423382
this
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
and this
https://github.com/Nebukazar/OneeChan
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>>24422081
damn that looks nice
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>>24422081
>fat brown turd
lmao
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>>24423414
Holy shit, I thought OneeChan got dropped years ago!
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>that belly
HOW
HOW DID YOU FUCK A STACY
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Tell us how you fucked her OP, how didnt you bust a nut within 2 seconds?

Really intrigued
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>>24422510
you need to get your eyes checked i'm white pham
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>>24424532
>it thinks its white
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OP payed for a hooker tbqh
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>>24422081
Things that didn't happen for 500
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>>24422262
that's only if he had other problems. most virgins are just sexually frustrated. they get sex and become normal desu. at least if we're talking about under 30s. once a loser gets that far without sex (even 25 is crazy) he just won't ever learn to enjoy himself.
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i pray upon you,
mighty OP,
for thou will deliver.
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>>24424615
>i dont understand how flashes work on a camera and room lighting
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>>24422081
grats on fucking that asian hooker bro
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How old and did you use condor ?
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>>24422315
pics or it didnt happen senpai
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>>24424918
yeah, i bet he did, op shoved it's beak inside her cunt like a madman....
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>>24422081

Good for you, buddy.
Now get off of my board, you normie fuck.
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>>24423182
It didn't work in the first place. If you don't recognize the video URL, you deserve it.
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can you atleast post some pictures?
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>>24423414
>not letting newfags suffer
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>>24422315
well done anon

can you elaborate on how you acted opposite of yourself?

You just let go and not worry about what she thought? pls enlighten me.
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>>24423334
Thank you officer
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You can at least post a facebook photo of her you tremendous faggot
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>>24422315
>tfw have crooked teeth so i could never go in for a kiss on a girl
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>>24422216
>katya desecrated on 9gag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24423050
>>24423334
>>24426191
She probably posted herself there, to be honest. Her narcissism is overwhelming.
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>>24425650
thiis
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>>24422216
9GAG!??? GET OUTTA HERE
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>>24425650
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