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Do you measure up against these massive porndicks?

http://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/
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>tfw small to average dick
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>tfw dick is only 18.5 cm
>tfw will never have big dick

I think it's like 4 inches, someone on the internet told me
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>>24422343
great meme, kid, really impressed.

why don't you check these doubles as a reward.
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>>24422378

i don't live in america i don't use the fake units you use
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>massive dicks
camera angles m80
Find a very small girl, put your dick in between her forearm and the camera, dont start at the forearm base and angle her forearm. Did it with my gf once, I have a below average dick and it looked the same size as her forearm
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My dick is 7 inches, and although I've never had a petite female to put it up against, it does seem to be smaller than most of the cocks in porn. Maybe it's just not shaved and I'm not ripped.
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Yeah, I do.

>Hadoken
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>>24421912
Just give me the middle babe's name
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>tfw porndick but weigh 60lbs too much
>also frying pan -tier hands and 6ft so it looks small

Good thing this antidepressant I started on Monday killed all appetite I had so might lose weight due to not eating.
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>>24422486
>Just give me the middle babe's name
pls OP
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Well endowed men are gods, we should all feel proud having a well endowed friend.

This can't be happening reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Big cocks are good for all of us.
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>>24422777
That looks like phimosis desu
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>>24422486
>>24422653
janice griffith
For fucks sake by the way, you had male pornstar name, you could easily found her using google.
Fucking rookies, I bet you masturbate less than one hour per day.
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I usually avoid blacks in porn but top right looks real nice.
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>>24422921
Looks like a mildly polished turd m8, check your vision.
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tfw watching to much monster cock porn as made you gay.

Kids learn from me, watching to much porn will turn you into a cock obsessed faggots, I can't even jerk off to girls anymore. All I want is to frot with another guy and touch balls.

Porn glorifies the porn, is it any wonder why most of us here are repressed homosexuals?
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>>24421912
What video is Danny D from
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>>24422962
>most of us here are repressed homosexuals

Keep telling yourself that, faggot.
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>>24422976
http://www.xvideos.com/video9733260/matt_hughes_gets_fucked
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>>24422951
The foreskin and all the precum though. Plus it looks really hard unlike most flaccid big ones.
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>>24422985
Are you telling me you've never in your life jerked off to a dick pic or a guy masturbating? Be honest. Most guys are so homophobic that they tent to lie irl making you think that you're a faggot for doing such a thing when in fact you're just bi curious/straight.
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>>24422962
I can't even watch a video unless the dick is big and uncut and has a POV blowjob with the guy groaning in pleasure.
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>>24423062
No because I'm not attracted to dicks or men, you fucking idiot faggot.

You're gay, that's fine, but don't project that on to the rest of us.
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>>24422555
>>24422777
check republic ed
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>>24423062
>you've never in your life jerked off to a dick pic or a guy masturbating?
Only to myself. Only when I was a twink.
And it was pure narcissism.
And I was a fucked up kid sexually.

You're gay and projecting. Was the dick pic masturbation sessions before or after you started watching all your gay porn?
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>was born with strong desire to impress women
>can't
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My dick can vary from 17cm to 21cm depending how excited I am, still I think it is not big enough since the ones in porn look bigger. But you also have to consider how small many women/girls are, so I cant really compare since I never saw my dick next to a girl.
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>>24423295
When I was a kid, I was fasinated by hung men in porn, all the porn I watched had to have hung men. Then it escalated into sometimes jerking off to dic pics and gay porn, the first few times I did that I felt horrible and ashamed.

Most of the times I masturbate to straight porn, but the searches I put on are always "monster cocks" "monster cock compilation" "small cock vs big cock" etc. That's how I have fooled myself into thinking I was straight... and by watching kek porn. Now I'm back to watching gay porn and it feels good, I always thought I was just impotent and that was the reason I never get erections when I pics of hot naked women.

I guess it's better to be a faggot than a kek.
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>mfw I pretty much do
>still no one to fug though

It's like coming up with an incredible way to save the world from an apocalypse that won't happen
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>>24423381
If you actually browsed through OP's link you'd see that most fit into that range, barring some freaks like Mandingo though.

Not that your cock is 20cm but anyway
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>>24423554

Its almost as big as thos bigger toilet spray cans.
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Camera angles and small women
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>>24421912
>Danny D
>starts measuring from butt
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even if those dicks are 10 inches long, do you realize how small those girls are to make it look even larger than that?

they're probably like 5 feet tall max, probably closer to 4'10 t b h. they're arms are probably like 1 feet long lol
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why do nigger porn stars even exist in that case. I have a suspicion that these stereotypes and the glorification in general of sex with niggers on porn is just an extension of the jew orchastrated glorification of Blacks in regular media.
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There's no way those women are still tight.
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>>24424037
Madison Ivy is 4'11 according to adultfilmdatabase. Lots of actresses around 5' but there are a few amazons like Gianna (5'11). Lisa Ann is 5'2. So yeah, legit large dicks and tiny girls.
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>>24421912
danny d has the most beautiful cock in porn. also he shoots dem cumshots like with a machinegun
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