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How do I kill myself slowly and painlessly?
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How do I kill myself slowly and painlessly?
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>>24421833
continue living
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Why slow? Fast is probably more painless
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>>24421833
starve, restrict heavily 100-200 calories

slowest and most uncomfortable way imo
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>>24421849
This, just do nothing

It'll come, OP. Between now and your natural death something good will happen that will warrant sticking around. Would you really want to opt out and miss WW III? Millions of normies are going to get BTFO one way or another.
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>>24421887
Thanks anon

Text for the robot desu
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jump in the ocean
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>>24421887
>Would you really want to opt out and miss WW III

Those fucking kikes are gonna get it this time. We'll gas them for real. I swear to god
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>>24421833
Continue on with your NEET lifestyle of no exercise and a strict diet of Subway and tendies.
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>>24421994
>Subway

The employees compete to put their dicks in the food. Google it
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>>24421849
kek'd irl
>tfw mute for 2 seconds because unoriginal
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>>24421994
>eating at subway
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>>24422383
>image
That's not how it works, anon. You're supposed to lead up to that awful thing by posting the individual faces first.
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>>24421833
poison yourself with coyotoxin or whatever it was called
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