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>he drinks soda
>he eats fast food
>he doesn't like vegetables
This will be such a great thread!
>>24419962
those are just general red flags
>he exists
>he is not gay
>he is me
>tfw you realize r9k is the exact same thing as tumblr but more edgy
bunch of faggots everywhere
>>24419962
here u go its my last 1
(You)
reminder that women don't post in threads like this
reminder that women don't actually exist and they are just a figment of your imagination
I'm pretty sure not drinking soda or eating fast food is a bigger red flag. Fast food is convenient for fast food. And soda is cool. I could never be with a guy who turns his nose up at artisan sodas and craft beers. Those muh deceneracy fags are just as insufferable as the atheists and all their hat wearing shenanigans. Leave the bland tasteless shit to fat assholes. I'm a hedonist who believes in living well. Food and drink are a huge part of that. Sex and social activities are another part of that.
>>24420065
I've never realized that. Just because something is different doesn't mean it's the same.
>tfw you realize the hospice is exactly the same as a cartel run brothel and drug den but cleaner
>he lives with his parents past the age of 25
>can't drive
>has terrible music taste
>doesn't exercise
>has vanilla fetishes
>he's a leftist
ugh
>>24420448
>tfw super-communist
>tfw nationalist traditional qts make my cock rock hard.
It's almost like there's some subliminal messaging in communist ideology that makes you want to impregnate class-traitorous babes.
>>24420415
>past the age of 25
>has terrible music taste
literally only teenagers and developmentally stunted retards care about other people's music taste
>>24419962
>He responds to b8
>>24420488
Even the 88 get proves my point.
The Communist Manifesto implants ideas in your subconscious to rape right wing girls on sight.
>he's straight edge
>he's anti-gun
>he's white
>he's completely logical in his attitude to life and doesn't accept that some good things are irrational/silly when you think about them (monarchy)
>he wants "excitement" in a relationship/he looks down on guys that go for nice sweet caring girls/etc
>he isn't a virgin
>he doesn't listen any noise and punx
>he doesn't have a hobby that gives him time for contemplation (fishing, hiking, etc)
>he dislikes religion and religious people
>he only dislikes feminists because they're "crazy" and wear "problem glasses," not because they're trying to disrupt the healthy and natural patriarchal order
>he doesn't have a qt normcore dress sense
>>24419962
>When she says she prefers Paine over Burke
>When she says she doesn't like Popper
D I S G U S T I N G
>>24420734
Jesus fuck. This is probably the most garbage list I have ever read.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-LFoSQVsY
>>24419962
>he drinks soda
>he browses 4chan
>if he does he doesn't browse either /ck/ /ic/ /his/ or /lit/
>he has shit taste in music
>isn't at least 5'10
>goes to parties
>wants to get married and have kids
>he thinks he dislikes onion
>doesn't know how to cook
>he doesn't like animals
>he's not a virgin
>>24420785
Jesus Christ who the fuck is making these?
i guarantee that 3/4 of the lists in here were made by really good rusemen. they seem realistic, plausible, but have those ever-so-rustling subtle jabs in them.
7/10
>>24420219
Why is it that not believing in god associates you with being a fedora-wearing fatass anyway? Never encountered it in real life (grmn). Where the fuck did it come from?
>>24419962
>Can't shut up about anime
>No motivation to leave his chair at all
>No hobbies away from screens
>Stays shallow as fuck cause he can't show emotions
>Has long hair
>Purely vanilla
>SJW
>Gets dominated by me
>Showers only once a week
>Has no wit at all and feels offended by my sarcasm
>Can't make compromises
>Muslim or sympathizing with them
>Hipster
>Insufferable smartass
>>24420998
>Gets dominated by me
>Gets angry about my shitty attitude
Pick one cunt.
Men aren't a fuckable doormat
>>24420785
>thinking browsing /ck/ is something to be proud of
I browse ck a lot but don't pretend it's some high brow food board. Its shitposting about jack and what to get at taco bell
>>24420219
I cant drink soda due to my stomach, and i really shouldnt eat fast food, but it's so fucking good, i dont mind throwing it all up. Fuck man, i love burgers (yes, i am in burgerstan)
>>24421021
Triggered? If you can't represent your stance on things and just moan how everything sucks unknowing how to get what you want, You can move on.
I'm gonna bully you if you're some beta fag.
>>24421082
Bully me senpai.
>>24420759
i'm a nonwhite and i don't want to reproduce with your people mr nazi man. what's the problem?
>>24421118
>Logic is a bad thing
>Typical nigger.
>>24421096
Kek that pic. Whats with brushing a girl's teeth that is so dumb to me? I cant stop giggling at this pic
>>24421126
Stupid giggling female. The most chokable thing on the planet.
>WouldSmashFaceIntoTable/10
>>24421126
I-it's an anime, senpai ;_;
I told you we should've aborted.
>>24421124
Nothing wrong with doing shit on a whim. Best way to go about life.
>>24421169
Yeah like pregnancy and marriage.
Also tax returns. Great times for whimsy.
>Typical Negress.
>he wipes his dick with toilet paper after pissing
I'm sorry, but if you do that, I can't see you as a man. Just a prissy effeminate bitch
>>24421193
>Taking absolutely everything entirely literal.
There's another red flag.
>>24421165
I'm a drunk man, anon. I just dont get it. Brushing teeth and all, is this a really common anime thing? I dont see it much
>>24421169
when I see people post these images I remember why you guys are virgins
>>24421219
Biggest red flag is subtle jabs like this. Pisses most men off more than anything. If you have something to say just say it. Wretched cunt.
>Hey anon, let me just ask you a few questions to make sure we've got the basics down and we're compatible
>Do you like sports?
>Do you like video games?
>What are your hobbies?
>Do you eat your vegetables?
>>24421266
Ain't happening. Ever.
>>24421300
My double 6 Trumps your double nothing.
>Post tits so I can jack off in humiliation at the pathetic size of my dick.
>>24421344
Soz.
More fun for later :^)
>>24421398
My double 4 Trumps your no dubs.
>Still need some material here. The longer I compare the hand the more I wish for deaths sweet embrace.
>>24421414
Are you telling me you ain't limp from that pic?
>>24421430
Pretty much.
Being lonely I can just filter it out and maintain wood. Amazed yet?
>>24421447
A little amazed, perhaps...
>>24421466
Hoe, I jerked it too a bottle of mountain dew laying on a bag of Doritos over a white background for 30 minutes and finished. This is vanilla shit.
>he studies electrical engineering
>>24421489
Why the hell do you do that?
Too lazy even to put some effort into finding fap material?
Try literotica if you need something new.
>>24421556
Not willing to work hard for the finish eh?
>>24420734
>>he's straight edge
>>he's anti-gun
>>he's white
>>he's completely logical in his attitude to life and doesn't accept that some good things are irrational/silly when you think about them (monarchy)
>>he wants "excitement" in a relationship/he looks down on guys that go for nice sweet caring girls/etc
>>he isn't a virgin
>>he doesn't listen any noise and punx
>>he doesn't have a hobby that gives him time for contemplation (fishing, hiking, etc)
>>he dislikes religion and religious people
>>he only dislikes feminists because they're "crazy" and wear "problem glasses," not because they're trying to disrupt the healthy and natural patriarchal order
>>he doesn't have a qt normcore dress sense
EAST COAST
A
S
T
no seriously though. Black anonettes are my weakness
>>24420448
>tfw hardcore anticap fascist
Feels good
>Do you like sports?
Sports are for filthy normalfags.
>Do you like video games?
Everyone likes video game, anon.
>What are your hobbies?
Fapping
Drawing
FappingWorkingof myonline shop
FappingFapping
>Do you eat your vegetables?
Can't /fit/ without veggies
>>24419962
>adult
>not liking vegetables
Who the hell is like that
>>24420415
Does pregnancy count as a vanilla fetish?
>>24422325
A lot of people I've met are like that. It often follows that they are childish, selfish, narrow-minded and unwilling to try new things. They are the normalfags that have children in their teens, type using vowels only as entire words and consider mandatory education to be a form of oppression.
Adults that don't like vegetables are literally the bottom of the barrel of human beings.
>>24422546
>that webm
holy fuck I'm dying
>>24419962
Red Flags for Girls:
>she makes this thread
>>24422546
>>24422729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY
>>24424061
>Fat disgusting pig who eats nothing but cheesy fries is married
>robots still single
But women can have it hard too guys.
