Frozen Yogurt
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Why do normies eat so much of it? What does every frozen yogurt restaurant have the exact same look and feel to it?
>>24418696
it tastes good and it used to be the trend thing
>>24418696
have you tried it m8
>>24418726
Yeah. It's good, but why are there so many stores? Why do they all have the same layout? Same small shiny tiles on the walls?
>>24418752
dunno...hivemind maybe
>>24418752
Basic business 101. Create an environment that customers can experience anywhere around the country/world. Changes tend to mess with profits.
>>24418801
They're all different franchises... they all look exactly the same...
>go to frozen yogurt place
>Decide to get one
>Want to put some powdered sugar on mine
>The canister marked powdered sugar is empty and there's one right behind it with no label
>Pour a shit load on
>Give it a little taste
>It's fucking salt
>Two Stacys at checkout
>Be the beta make that I an and buy it
>Can't tell them that it's their fault because they poorly labelled their items
>Attempt to eat it
>throw it away after trying for 15 minutes
>Every time I think of that moment I taste salt
Never having froyo again
>>24418696
it is a meme, it triggers the same neural pathways that they developed and reinforced during their prior visits to a frozen yogurt place, they don't need to create anything new
>>24418818
how much fucking variety can you give to a glorified icecream shop?
>>24419033
I don't know, but it just seems wrong.
>>24419108
The TV's even play the same things.
Are they all owned by the same person?
