saturday night, how are you ausbots holding up?
just made cottage pie for dindins now i'm knocking back a few drinks and playing a shitty game i bought yesterday
>>24418036
Just playing for video games and applying for jobs.
Also, it was busy as fuck in Surfers today, fuck schoolies.
>>24418036
> Anglo Australian young men
> Indoors
Just go outside, you fuckwits.
>>24418081
don't remind me. if there is any justice in the world a bomb will go off down there
>>24418137
>just get a job
>just get a gf
>just lose your virginity
if life was so fucking easy m8 we wouldn't have suicide prevention hotlines
>>24418144
but then I would die too
>>24418232
i'm sorry but there is always collateral damage
>>24418250
i deserve it for living in normie central to be quite honest
not many replies, looks like all the "robots" are out being normies tonight
always knew this country was normie capital of the world but i didn't know it was so bad that even the "robots" were normies
>>24418036
Just chilling at home shitposting atm but earlier I did a 12k bushwalk and swam at a local waterhole. Pretty good day desu.
>>24418647
sounds comfy af tbqh senpai
I still have some codeine, valium, weed and booze so tonight shouldn't be all that depressing.
syd here
watching hunger games channel go, contemplating if i want to get a sport bike. hmmm
>>24418730
>you will never be a japanese school girl
why are we born to suffer?
Yesterday was too hot.
>>24418739
I don't know, perhaps jesus likes dank frog memes?
just eating skittles
Anyone wanna go do doughies at a maccas
>tfw no Australian boyfriend
>>24418738
catch me if you can is on win, better movie imo
>>24418789
PLZ DATE ME
DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA?
>>24418792
>>24418738
Good will hunting on Foxtel lads
>>24418780
fucking kill yourself
OrIgInAl PoSt HiRoHiTo
>>24418789
fuck off you roastie slut whorebag
>>24418036
My feet hurt, I want to eat popcorn but I'm still full from my din dins.
Life is suffering.
>>24418800
>>24418814
>girls on /r9k/
I can't believe you still fall for that meme.
Any grills in Sydney looking for a bf?
About 8 beers deep playing some bf4 in Brisbane. Life's alright.
>>24418036
drinking some Monteith's pale ale, listening to 2 decade old trance and going to play some Rome 2.
>Eating grilled vegenite and cheese
>Just ran out of beer
>Feel depressed as fuck
>Home alone
>>24418860
fellow brisfag here, haven't bothered counting my drinks but i'm playing some shitty game i got out of a bargain bin at eb yesterday
sydfag reporting here, enjoying some chill beats on spotify and some fine herb
darwin, read comics and watch anime, anyone got any recommendations?
Why does booze always make me sick?
>>24418850
No.
Blockidityblocks.
>>24419488
I'm currently watching Gangsta, it's got a deaf guy and a sex worker in it. Seems pretty cool so far.
>>24419488
been watching ashita no joe the past week, it's making me keen to get /fit/
who working for the dole here
>>24418036
Listening to young thug, then I'm gonna read. Bottle shop closes in 5 minutes so I think I've missed that boat tonight.
fucked a hooker earlier
>>24419541
Did she like your willy anon
>>24419554
i think she liked it, she was mostly quiet until i started pumping hard, she panted and let out authentic moans
>>24418036
same as every other night im most likely going to put off my assignments, play a couple csgo games, spend far too long on r9k and end up drinking myself to sleep
>>24419530
i'd rather die. you should really see if you can wrangle a different payment plan, see your GP.
>tfw your legs will never be crushed by a bus
why even live
>>24419687
>authentic moans
Yeah I bet you were the one guy out of the 60 this week that was amazin'
Fuck she's probably enamored with you bro, right now she's not even getting hammered and authentically moaning with another 4 guys in a group gang bang, she's probably at home watching netflix thinking about that one guy that fucked her the best ever earlier today.
Text her. You need to text her.
I'm deciding whether to order pizza or Chinese food.
sydfag here, listening to lily allen and playing hearthstone
just end me desu
>>24419793
Nah not like a pornstar dude, just lil ones.
i would've doubted it if she weren't as quiet as a mouse the whole time. plus that pussy got warm and wet af familia
>>24419812
kerrod?
GO DO SOME WORK LMAO
>>24419836
k-kerrod?
:(
that's not me senpai
>>24419806
can never go wrong with pizza
so who here liberal, who here labor?
>>24419853
Yeah, I'm leaning towards pizza.But I've eaten it every night this weekGod I'm a piece of shit
>>24419879
in that case get chinese
>>24419874
Motoring Enthusiast Party or nothin'!
Captcha: Select all the cars
>>24419932
reminder that cars are for normal fags
seen a lot of unifags in these threads. curious how many of you are virgin neets
>>24419942
>not leaning on your horn and doing burnouts outside normie houses at 3 AM
>>24419956
>unifag
>NEET
i don't get it
Turned into a hermit since my life went to shit. Starting to get used to it now. In a week I should be able to buy a new console and get around to Fallout 4. Getting comfier
>>24419957but anon-chan how do i do a burnout
>>24419974
>hermit
>buy
How do you into money?
>>24419932
>>24419942
Reminder that enthusiasm is for normalfags
>>24419967
i have been seeing a lot of people in these threads mentioning how they are in uni. i'm wondering how many people in this thread are neets. ie do not have a job or are in some form of education
are you aspergers or something?
>>24419957
>normie houses
So every other house in the street apart from yours?
anyone in 3350?
This is the face of an Australian neet
>tfw as soon as the weather gets cold you're reminded you have no cutebots to cuddle at night
>>24420536
that's obviously a korean
>>24419806
>tfw there is literally nothing to order besides pizza, chinese and indian
>despite there being 50 restaurants available
This country has too many normies 2bh.
How the fuck do we teach 'em a lesson, bros??
>>24420861
shoot up schoolies
who /eshays/ here?
>>24420861
Raise yourself an army of emu riding abos and take sydney
>be le rmit failure at life
>be in city on november 5th
>crowd of le epic 4chan man mask guys coming at me
>"FUCK THE SYSTEM"
>"WE ARE LEGION"
>later they graffiti one of the buildings
i bet they were sjw keks like STAND UP desu
>>24420815
You're obviously wrong. Kpop yellow fever faggot
>>24420922
i hate koreans senpai
are you chinese or something and mad at me for misgendering you
>working tomorrow
>>24420898
>tfw drug diversion
>>24420939
>misgendering
who /taller.com.au/ here?
manlet's best friend
>>24420985
Asian bro what are you doing here?
Go fuck some yellow sluts
>>24421007
>fucking
Why do you think i come on r9k you faggot?
>>24421115
you look like a normal chink dude
I see guys like you all the time in uni library having qt3.14 asiangfs bringing them food so they can study extra hard
go get that ESL puss
>>24421122
Are you andrew?
No one Perth here
>okay I'll be going then
>>24421197
no m8.
why don't you tell me about this andrew
>>24421268
Some guy i met on the skype thread who lives very close to my suburb
>>24421281
what area code
>>24421306
I live in burwood sydney 2134
helping people out with bosses on bloodborne, im not sure if theres a level difference restriction thing but if anyone wants help just tell me where u at senpai
>>24421313
what a coincidence m8, I also live in burwood
except victoria
Just tried to buy some weed and got sold a fuckin cigarette wrapped in foil.
If you see this faggot in brisbane break his legs for me.
>>24419988
Centrelink newstart allowance
>>24421473
will keep my eye out for him brobot, faggot is as good as dead if i see him
>>24421473
Damn dude don't you check the shit out before handing over the cash? Sucks but this is a noob mistake.
>>24421587
He's a little cunt by the name of Dean.
>>24421639
There's a story to how I got played like this. Short version is that I thought a mate had given him my number, but actually he just took it off his phone. So I trusted him and we were in public. Didn't take me long to find him on facebook though.
>>24421643
>dean
of course that would be his name, never met a dean who wasn't a complete fuckwit
>>24421683
Go fuck his shit up, it's not like he can call the cops.
He won't last long pulling that shit.
I keep waking up with these scratches on my face, they're not huge but they're not tiny, logically I must be doing it to myself in my sleep but I'm a huge nailbiter and I don't think I even have the capacity to scratch myself in the way that they appear
Why would I even do that to myself anyway
>>24421867
Bed bugs maybe? Do you have a cat?
>>24421867
there might be something in your pillow case
>>24421897
>>24421919
Nah, they're not shaped like something a bug could do (and my room/bed are clean anyway). I have a cat, but unless she is somehow sneaking through three closed doors specifically to lightly scratch my face and re-closing them on her way back, I don't think it's her.
just drank the last of my beer and waiting for football to start.
4211
>>24421952
Then there's only one explanation. You have the ghost of catnip carl haunting your home.
>>>/x/
who up? real robot hours rn
>>24418036
>tfw Adelaide
>tfw no gf
>tfw probably failed exams
>>24422200
SmAHSh DAAT FUKIng LYk
>>24422210
fuck man this is me
What the fuck is cottage pie?
Is it like Shepard's pie in Canada?
I'm making that today its so fucking good..
>>24422210
>you and every other unifag
brisbanefag here where the stoner robots at
>>24422393
as I unifag I take offense to that notion
not everyone is from adelaide
what time do you cunts usually stay up to?
having a glass of milk and a piece of fruit, probs watch one more episode of anime and hit the hay
>>24418738
Perthfag, also watching the hunger games, they just had a pride parade here which I was out watching but it got too hot so now I'm chilling and watching the hunger games as aforementioned
>>24422903
My sleeping pattern refuses to adhere to any 24-hour schedule. I've just given up on it at this point.
Just got back from a "night out" (my first ever) with my friends.
God it was fucking awful. 20 bucks for entry at "da best playce in towwwwn", and 8.50 for a coke with fucking johnny walker red. Lots of walking around too. Decided to just call it in early because their solution to the problem was to spend more fucking money on shitty drinks, so I just spent what was left of my budget on the commute home.
I would much rather drink alone, its cheaper and I would not have to deal with loud chads/stacies and the occasional coon.
Now I'm at home with some cream of chicken soup and a glass of juice, sitting in me jocks with the aircon on. I wish I'd done this earlier instead.
>>24423396
i hope you learnt a valuable lesson from this my friend
>>24423396
yeah going out is fucked mode
>>24418081
I'm going up there in January for some deadshit dance competition. Bringing some bud and getting blazed to get through it. Worth it to see qt dancers in no clothes tho
>how are you ausbots holding up?
I'm getting closer to snapping every day
Turning my life around and every time I stop doing something my mind just sinks into worse thoughts. I can't even exercise without wanting to just walk into traffic.
I need a friend but I hate everyone I meet
>>24418625
Australia is just normalfags
>>24423856
find your local open mic comedy and go to it. there's a few normies but mostly people whining about drug use and depression. it's basically r9k irl
Any Perthfags here have any idea about what police checks are like around leavers? I'm going down south and want to bring some weed with me, but because of schoolies I assume there's going to be a fuckton of stops with drug dogs down that way.
>>24423944
No
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>24423986
Hide it down your pants, they would need a pretty good reason to feel up your junk.
>>24424040
But what about doggies?
>>24421458
I'll be staying in Burwood for 2 weeks as of next Sunday, near the Kmart etc.
Down to hang out?
>>24424083
Duct tape it well inside your tires if you are worried
>>24421867
I get these as well but they're normally on my shoulders/neck
which area in Aus is the most interesting?
>>24425395
Any main city really, ignoring the hipster results that you'll get saying xx sucks and yy is better etc, there's always a lot happening melb, syd, and brisb/gc
>>24425661
Perhaps, i live out in the suburbs in SA a bit away from Adelaide and all there seems to be or what anyone does is drink or smoke weed. its just depressing lately
>>24425769
Yeah, I can imagine anon, I imagine SA is certainly one of the less lively stuff, although admittedly outside of the cbds in all of the states you just find stoners and alcocholics anyway really.
>>24425854
Doesn't help that after awhile you realise that most people have been having pretty much the same conversations in slightly different variations every day for years, i hope deep down its just that people i know are boring and not everywheres like this.
