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On a scale of 1-10 how much of a normalfag are you? 10 being
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On a scale of 1-10 how much of a normalfag are you?

10 being Chad and 1 being a homeless,mentally retarded cripple.

Quick tips before rating.
>If you're in school or have a job of any kind you are a 5 at worst
>if you have friends who you talk to regularly (including internet friends) you are a 4 at worst
>If you ever had sex or a girlfriend you're a 7 at worst
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>>24418008
8-9
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>>24418008

I'd say 3. I still have family I see rarely, and have positive experiences with. I live with my brother. I see old friends from time to time, but I have no job, don't go to school, and have never had any sexual/romantic experieneces with women.
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8-9, I think. I'd probably be full normie but I can't stand normie culture so I just stay in my room.
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7

>had sex with only 4 girls
>had a girlfriend
>Fat
>Lazy
>Narcissistic
>NEET
>Poor
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Op here I forgot to say I'm a 2-3
>>24418044
If you're 7 and up you are a full fledged normalfag. Not every normalfag is Chad.
>>24418066
>only
Definitely a 7
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I'm like a 9. I'm not a Chad, but I attend university and have a part-time retail job. I have an SO and a small group of friends, but I'm not like a social media whore either.

Going to school and/or having a job are the keys to becoming normal. I'm convinced that any of you weirdos who talk about no friends/kissless virgin bullshit would be "normal" in a year or two if you just got off your ass and started participating in society.
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>>24418008
Probably a 5. I speak and get along with family often, but I have no friends. I stutter and spill spaghetti if I ever get put on the spot in front of a crowd. I'm a kissless and handholdless virgin. I also can't find a job because of my anxiety. I can get along with people and hold a conversation as long as I'm in a group of 2 people or smaller. I also barely leave my room if I don't have classes.
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>>24418129
Nah you're an ignorant faggot
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>>24418129

You sound like a normal person. However, all the jobs I ever worked in were male dominated and had almost no women working there, so what you said is not completely true.
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>>24418184
Women are automatic 8's on the normalfag scale
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>>24418008
im probably like a 8 or a 9 but you cunts can be the judge.
> Slept with 25 girls and one dude.
> Have a post grad in economics
> working as a consultant not great pay but about 5k higher then the average graduate
> big social circle (but I hate all of them except for my 2 best friends who are massive degenerates)

The truth is though I hate my life and I hate virtually everyone I meet. I am very unhappy I have substance abuse problems and I have little interest in living longer then 60. I have had anxiety issues since I was young and I have had depression come and go through out my life. So yea I dont know.
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>>24418180

My sister is a 24 year old who claims to have all kinds of mental illnesses. That's her excuse for not going outside, having no friends, not graduating high school, and getting her first stable job at 24. She refuses to go to a psychiatrist, unless she will get money out of it somehow (i.e. disability). She spends all the money she gets from her job on Lolita outfits shipped in from China and still lives at my mom's house. She has no desire to ever move out or advance in life.

So that is how I picture all the people on here who are NEET virgins. I am obviously biased because of my personal experience with a particularly egregious r9k-esque loser. Still, there is a kissless virgin NEET loser in the heart of every normalfag -- it is honestly the act of keeping busy that prevents neuroses from taking over. Doing nothing and isolating yourself from others is the worst thing you can do for your mental health.
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>>24418317
Women don't operate in the same way, they can't be robots for a reason. Your sister could be a normalfag along with every other female poster on this board. Your mistake was thinking that men and women can be accurately compared
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>>24418375

This kind of thinking is what happens when you don't go outside. Women aren't a foreign species. Women and men are nearly identical. There are slight hormonal differences and a marginal physical difference, but it is not nearly as stark of a difference as you are implying.

You need to get out more if you think otherwise. Actually, it's more likely that you are just stupid, so I'm sorry about that.
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>>24418427
If you think society treats men and women the same way or that the differences are just "marginal" you're the biggest dumbass I've ever met.
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>>24418427

Not that guy, but explain how the average woman/girl can be robots then. Women have the dating/social advantage in western society, keep that in mind. I am eager to hear from you.
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>>24418008
5-6
I have 5 friends that I talk to semi-regularly, I go to uni, but other than that never do anything outside my room
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I've gone from a 2-3 to I would say about a 6-7 this year. I started doing a programming course and made the effort to be social with other students and lecturers. Around April I had a make out session with a girl which was my first kiss and hj she use to be fat robot tier girl but lost weight. She rejected me when I got clinly though. After which I moved in with two Stacie tier girls I met on craiglist. During this time i tried online dating with 0 success while i worked on losing weight. I also lost my virginty to an escort and got her to teach me how to fuck. Now I got a offerd a job and start next monday. Last weekend I hooked up with a 17 year old. (im 21) for Next weekend I asked my year 7 crush over for pancakes and movies. I would like to make her my girlfriend but whatever.

Next year's goals are to get full time programming related job and hook up with at least 6 qt.13s and fuck a few escorts(assuming im not in a relationship) and get my drivers licence.

I was going to kill myself on my 21st but life has improved.
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6-7

+ can talk to people
+ said to be good-looking, care about clothing, etc.
+ had phases where i had a lot of friends
+ not depressive at all, enjoy my life
+ empathic, care about relatives and have good relationsships with them
+ dont like "alternative" music or films, in touch with mainstream culture

- studies computer science
- browses 4chan
- jewish
- lazy af - dont do sports because i seem to be already good looking, look skeletal without clothes bcs of that
- unstable self-esteem
- most girls arent attractive to me, i look for the "special" type (artists, musicians, etc.)
- watch nouvelle vague films
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>shut-in on crazybux
>never had any IRL friends to speak of and have never kept an internet friend for longer than 11 months
>only sexual or intimate contact I've had was being molested as a child, and this was by a man, not a woman
>not homeless or mentally retarded and don't like anime, so I bumped it up three
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>>24418495

Physiologically, the differences are marginal, and the only evidence saying otherwise is quack science on MRA websites. The fact is that men and women are the same species. They just cannot be radically different from each other by definition.

Society does treat women much differently than men, but it is certainly no advantage to be a woman in almost any respect (except the raw number of people you can bed, but that's no accomplishment).
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>>24418671
>being a woman isn't an advantage outside of the bedroom
It absolutely is, you just choose to ignore it
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>>24418008

5.

+ I have a few friends, some school friends
+ Can enjoy Hollywood movies/popular music
+ In decent shape, go out for a run often
+ Can eventually warm up to people
- Detest social interaction, can't be assed to say "Hi" to people
- Play DS in public, emulators, haven't really enjoyed a game made in the past 4 years
- Hardly comb my hair, rarely shave
- Zero chance at women, possibly rapey vibe
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>>24418008
I'm wandering around intoxicated. I guess. Km a 5 because I'm in uni tho.
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>>24418671

>Society does treat women much differently than men

>but it is certainly no advantage to be a woman in almost any respect

Oh no, are you one of those people who still think women are systematically oppressed by "society" in the western world? Oh dear God no.
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>>24418008
By your criteria, probably a 7. I have a job, a house, a wife, and a kid, so full normie mode. But I definitely have some robot tendencies.
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>>24418774
You're a 9 or 10
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>>24418787
Trust me, I'm nowhere near that close to Chad.
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Im a 2, I havent left my house in over 8 months.
Literally no friends, I also get scared and cry when other people come into my house, just fuck my life up
i want to die
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>>24418813
You're a huge normalfag
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>>24418837
but 9/10 is chad thundercock
even most normies are more like 7-8

listen to something other than radio pop? -1
dont do team sports? -1
your mom dropped you as a baby? -1

etc.
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I think a 7

On one hand
>have gf, have sex regularly
>have decent internship
>trying to get ahead in my part time job

But on the other
>literally no friends
>video games are the only thing I do when I'm not with gf or studying or working
>hate life
>feel really empty and really dead inside
>grades are just barely acceptable, we're talking an average of C+ here

I dunno man. I know the whole "normie ree" thing with guys who have gf's, but honestly I feel like I'd be so much happier if I just had a couple friends.

Which I don't anymore.
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>>24418854
Nope 9 is a huge normalfag not necessarily Chad though
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What am I?

>girl
>attractiveish
>live in Canada
>feel retarded when speaking English because Russian accent so I avoid social things and people outside of work
>not a virgin
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>>24418878

You sound like a 9
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>>24418878
a whore
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>>24418878
Do people make shitty soviet jokes at you?

this will determine your rating
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>>24418884

Okay.

>>24418887

Haha, thank you.
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>>24418862
>have gf, have sex regularly

stopped reading, fuck off chad thundercock
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>>24418901

Yes, but is okay. They can be very funny.
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>>24418878
>girl

stopped reading, fuck off cady firepuss
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>>24418878
>girl
Automatic 8
>attractiveish
>fone of the best countries to live
>not a virgin
10
>b-but I'm insecure about my accent teehee
Literally the worst, I bet you call yourseof fembot too.
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>>24418008
Fucking retarded system

>Never had a job, dont go to school, cant leave my apertment
>Lost all my internet friends because I'm mental
>I occasionally go the forest to roleplay that im killing orcs and shit
>Got laid a few times when I was 19
>Am 28 now

Ops system sucks, im about a 2-3.
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>>24418933
9
nine
original comment
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>>24418941

I do not know what firepuss is?

>>24418943

I do not mean to offend you, anon.

>>24418956

Is this good?
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3-4

>20 y.o.
>dropped out of highschool due to severe anxiety, didn't leave my house for 2 years
>get kicked out at 18 by raging alcoholic dad
>get a shit retail job and a room after 6 months of sleeping on the streets, anxiety disappeared in the process
>17 year old girl that does part time shows interest in me, solid 8/10
>she's all over me, I'm not even trying, nor am I interested
>end up having sex with her after 2 months, performance anxiety, couldn't get it up properly
>dump her 1 week afterwards because she's a stacey in the making whom I have nothing in common with
>she begins spreading rumors about me about how I'm fucking too many girls at the same time, she has no idea I've only had sex once in my life
>realize I have nothing in common with the ultra-normie acquaintances I've made at work
>the division between me and normie has been forever engraved into my subconscious
>stop talking to them
>no one to talk to outside of work
>roommates are obviously talking shit about me in their native language
>depression and anxiety are slowly kicking in again
>attempts at making friends from /r9k/, the only people I have, or had, something in common with, are met with "FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT REEEEE"

I don't know man, I have doubts about me being a 7.
And does it really make me a 5 if the only reason why I got a job in the first place is not to die of hypothermia?

Now that I think of it, I just kicked out the only person I've had left in my life.

Did I become a complete fucking asshole or am I just fucked in the head?
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>>24418980
idk it's good if you think it's good

at the very least it means you're a normal person with slight issues at most
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>>24418955
>>24418988

>got laid
Failed normalfag ahoy
>>24418980
You should'nt worry about it because as long as you post on this board you're perpetually offending me
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>>24418993

I will take it as good! :)
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>>24419019
>You should'nt worry about it because as long as you post on this board you're perpetually offending me

Maybe tumblr is better for you??
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>>24418988

You sound a bit like me, anon.

I can be your friend.
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i am 11
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>>24419039
No I'm not living on easy mode so o don't think I'll get along
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>>24419019
>failed normalfag

no
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>>24419067

What is the easy mode?
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>>24419043
Where are you from m80
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le epib normies reee memay top rfol

get out lmao ree normies simply eric xddddd
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>>24419073
It's the truth but unfortunate for you to hear
>>24419080
Step 1: Be female
Step 2: Don't live in a third world shithole
>>24419086
Nice one reddit
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10
>got a job as a guide
>not the relationship kind of guy so i have a few girls on the phone that i have over for sex
> almost everyone in town knows me and I can choose between many people to hang out with.
>chad "undercut style" haircut
>never thought a guy who has parents from two different countries could make it like this in a small town.
>lurks r9k when Seasonal Affective Disorder kicks in.
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>>24419086

oh HAHAHAHA LE EBIN
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>>24419081

Califonia. You're probably far away.
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>>24419096

So I am of easy mode.

Is good to know. Now I can stop being stripper and get good education :)
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>>24419133
I don't think you understand how hilariously ironic it is that you think being a stripper isn't a fucking testament to how easy your life it is. Your lack of self awareness is amazinb
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"7 at lowest if you had sex"

Setting the bar pretty high aren't you anon.

I'm always told my speech mannerisms are like the guy from Men in Black 1. I am missing my front teeth and I'm a manlet. (5'1) No friends, but that's because I haven't associated with people locally in that way for years now.

I'm sorry paying for a one timer encounter with an elderly lady puts you so close to Chad. Maybe i am a Chad who fucking knows.

8/10 then.
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>>24419122
A continent away.

Tell me about your troubles.
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>>24419096
>It's the truth but unfortunate for you to hear

no its not tho ;)
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>>24419150
Prostitution and rape do not count as sex
>>24419169
You're happy about being one then? More power to you
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>>24418008
Probably a six, since I got a job, a few friends, been kissed a couple of times, can occasionally keep a normie conversation going, but virgin no gf and shy
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>>24419178
Then a 3.

I have my intelligence and my Auntie supporting me so I'm not homelesse.

14 years ago in 6th grade I kissed a girl so maybe 4/10
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>>24418008
4 out of 10. KV for 20 years, have had no real friends (family members aside) for 2 years at this point, never had more than 4 at a time. Never passed a job interview, but I haven't had to do many because my dad owned a plumbing company I worked at for a year. I get points because I've had a couple females attracted to me, I made it into university, I've never NEET'd for more than 2 months, I had the balls to apply for the military (5 months until basic), and I've made an honest effort to try lots of normalfag things.

>if you've ever had a job or are in school you are a 5 at worst

That's a load of bullshit.
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>>24419149

Oh no, sorry. I do understand what you are saying. Life is easy, I get lots of money for getting naked because I'm girl. But lets be honest. My looks and body will no last forever. I need education :)
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>>24419167

>Recently broke up my gf 2 months ago
>Was shitty, basically used her for months,
>Was the only person who would tell me what I needed to hear.
>Threw her away
>Dropped out of college and moved back home to live with my grandma
>tfw when you share a room with your grammy
>Gained weight
>Losing friends

Sorry, if im vague. One of my other biggest issues is that im really a coward. I got nothing to hold on to and fight for....
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>>24419221

Oh wait, were you that little autistic stripper girl that cried because she got dumped by her boyfriend when she told him she was a stripper? I remember that thread, I sent it to some of my friends, we all had a good laugh.
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>>24419203
I didn't say ever thought, I said if you currently have one. Also you sound like a solid 5 to me
>>24419221
You don't though, it's impossible to really fail as a female even if your body is worse all you need to do is aim lower.

You aren't allowed to complain about how "hard" your life is when you take full advantage of your easy mode by being a stripper
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>>24419178
>You're happy about being one then? More power to you

not failed normie and you dont know me see you couldnt tell
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>>24419234

I have never said what I do until a week ago. I do not get dumped because my job.

I'm sad she cried.
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>>24419267

Oh, okay. Well, suddenly I hate you a lot less now.

No, that bitch deserved it. Funny thing is, she even admitted that even though people online hated her ex boyfriend for dumping her, people in real life actually applauded him for having some balls. That made me happy. All strippers are stupid whores.
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>>24419096

LA EPOK REDDET MAYMEME LOOOLOLO TRUFFLESAUCE

S4S ROPLE XDDFDDD LENNYFACE LEGUN
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>>24419257

Are you saying I cannot find things hard because I'm girl? THat is very silly. Peoples can be sad, angry, or want better life even if others have it worse.

I do not say my life is more hard than yours, please don't think I did.
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>>24418008
>If you ever had sex or a girlfriend you're a 7 at worst
virgin robots actually believe this
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>>24419259
You've told me enough.
>>24419289
No not at all, of course you think you have it hard and it's fucking hilarious to everyone who doesn't live on easy mode. You're like a spoiled rich kid
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>>24419285

She said that people in life agree with him for the break? That is very not nice to say though. Do others sadness really make you happy? I know I sound like stupid whore, but I try.
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>>24419312
>non virgins can be robots
Normalfags actually believe this
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>>24419314
>You've told me enough.

Good that you finally admit your mistake.
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>>24418008
Probably 5-6/10. I have a job and such, and a few internet friends, but I never leave my apartment aside from going to work or grocery shopping. I also have no IRL friends anymore. I severed all ties and I'm just a reclusive hermit.
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>>24419314

I am not close to rich. I do not have hard. But I am thinking that I do not have it good too. I would love better education and to improve my English.
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>>24419320
You got to understand that normies hate being excluded they just cant stand not being part of something. They want to be part of our loser group but at the same time reaping all the benefits of normalcy
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Probably a 2.
I literally do nothing but shit-post, workout and watch anime. and I only go outside at night, like some kind of creepy weightlifting autistic vampire.
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>>24419289
It's fucked up though. Just because times are "sad" and life gets hard for you doesn't mean you belong here. You literally don't have to be overweight and you could go anywhere in life.

Don't think for a second you're below an 8/10 on this thread's scale. Women have it so easy and are so privileged and don't even realize it. REEEEEEEEEEEEE normies killing my favorite place
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>>24419257
I don't like this scale. Usually on any 1-10 scale, 5 is average. 1 being a hopelessly unsuccessful person, 10 being an extremely successful person. The average normalfag would be a 5. I'm not a normie though, I'm socially inferior to roughly 95% of the people I've ever met.
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>>24419346

I have interest of this place. I like to read the stories and comments. I would never dream of call myself a robot or thing. You are mad, I'm sorry.
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>>24419362
That's because you're too autistic to read the scale. 1 is mental retardation and about 8 is the equivalent of normie.

No one should be saying 1 basically and the scale was made like this intentionally.
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>>24419336
And you will get to do that while putting in a fraction of the effort a man would have to, congratulations
>>24419339
Yeah I get that, it's just aggravating
>>24419343
Working out might put you at a 3 or maybe I should put myself at 1-2 instead
>>24419362
Think of the scale as 7 being an undeniable normalfga and anything 5 and 6 have decent potential
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>>24419231
Fuck, I lived and was raised by my grandma till I was 16, she died when I was 17.

She was a nurse and virtually buried all of her close relatives with her own savings and ended up with a raging alcoholic as her son and a dumb bankrupt cunt as her daughter.

She was pretty disappointed in them, when I asked her if she's also disappointed in me, she replied "No, it's not your fault you're like this"

She understood that I had no male role model to look up to and guide me. Fuck.
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>>24419318

Yes. People in real life agreed with him, people on the Internet agreed with her.
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>>24418129
I've been in university for a few years and had my part time job a few years. I also worked full time for a while. I'm still kv.
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>>24418261
What kind of job do you have? I'm curious about economics and what you can do with it.
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>>24419392
>And you will get to do that while putting in a fraction of the effort a man would have to, congratulations

I do not agree. I am thinking I would need to put in just as much for English and then of school. All my money I get from me, I am not have parents to get help.

>>24419400

But aren't people on internet real life too?
I still do not understand why you are happy with her sadness.
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8/10.

I'm a server at a dying restaurant, I'm single but live with an ex/FWB roommate, 7 different sexual partners have my own place, but look like a monkey's ass.
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>>24418008
Probably an 8. But that still seems like a stretch.

>Have plenty of acquaintances, but few true friends
>Used to date around a lot and fuck a decent number of girls, but developing trust issues and a general sense of misanthropy prevent me from doing much anymore
>Completely dead inside (wake me up), lacking any true passions or personality traits that aren't entirely superficial. Crave approval but hate doing anything to earn it.
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>>24419440

Holy shit, how can you not know what the difference is?

I am happy with her sadness because all strippers are stupid whores, and she argued with people here for hundreds of posts straight. She is just literally another worthless whore that thinks she is better than everybody, so yes, I take pleasure in her misery. Especially since she insulted people here constantly.
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>>24419440
Do you think stripping is hard work?
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I've had sex and a gf, still feel like a robot, I'm a skinny 5'8 manlet with a bitch mode voice.
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>>24418008
7. 20 year old NEET in the land of many, prosperous jobs (Ausfag), but still fucking some chick who works in fast food. Both her and my sister pay for my lifestyle, lmao. Need to get a job or do some more education sooner or later, but so /comfy/.
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>>24418008
Pretty damn normie tbqhwy family. I would say I am a 9 since I don't think I am a chad. I know plenty of "Chads" who are annoying and dumb as fuck so I'm not really part of that.
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>>24419471
I do not understand. Everyone is people, on or off internet yes?

Do you think I am stupid whore? Actually I bet I know the answer now, I understand that my ENglish is not greatest, so I sound like mentally challenged person. I still feel sad for her, she may have been having emotional troubles from break up, you know?

>>24419477

It is not hard, I am good. But I am thinking English and future school will be hard.
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>If you ever had sex or a girlfriend you're a 7 at worst
Wow I was gonna be a 2-3 tops before that. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Relationships aren't that great in the long run. Quit obsessing over them and pussy.
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>>24419551
Sure it's hard but your male counterpart won't even have time to shitpost on 4,chan because he will be busting his ass at a real job to scrape up funds.
>>24419582
Shoo shoo normalfag
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>>24419601

What are you meaning by real job? Construction worker or store teller? There are male strippers too. And I am not the male, I am me so I need to focus on my betterment of life because I don't want to be stripper forever.
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>>24419640
>there are male strippers
An irrelevantly small number, the point is you have it easier than everyone else so don't be suprised when people laugh at your "struggle"
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>>24419713
Disagree. Strippers might have some reasonable or even great income, but there's little job security. Can't strip when you're all wrinkled up. So need to think of future potential in another industry in which the income ladder can be somewhat climbed. Plus, female strippers have to deal with so many mouth breathers.
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>Currently employed, had two jobs before this one
>Held hands with, hugged, kissed and groped/cuddled girls
>Went out with girls and had them interested in me
>Go out to parties/conventions every now and then
>Did drugs

>Still a virgin
>High-school drop-out
>No one I can really call a friend

What am I?
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>>24419739
An outcast. Neither chad, normie, nor homeless brain-dead retard. One that walks between the veil; neither robot nor normie.
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>>24419713

Is not very nice. I am sure I have more difficulty than rich native Canadian man. But I will not say I have more struggle than anyone else here, that would be unfair.

Being stripper was not my first choice to make money. But my English is not so good so some people find hard to understand me. I would be need to talk slow and even then it would not always work. Really embarrassing too.
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I'd say a 3 at most
>make "friends" so that I don't get bullied and treated like shit
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>>24419753
Beautifully put, friend.
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>>24418820
How is this even possible O.o
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8-9 by r9k standards.
5 for reallife
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>>24419738
Boo fucking hop the little whore has to deal with people she doesn't like and can't get easy money for her ENTIRE life.

Fuck off
>>24419739
Solid 6
>>24419772
What's your point? You male easy as fuck money I could care less if it's your first choice your male equivalent would be scrubbing toilets for half the pay
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>>24418008
>NEET
>no friends
>virgin, never had a gf
>still have home
>not full retard (but sometimes think otherwise)
3/10, I guess
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>>24419869
I am saying it is not job I really want but make do. Too hard to get other jobs before English gets good enough. Would not male equivalent be stripper too? Girls also scrub toilets, maids and cleaners.
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>all these 7+ in this thread

Jesus what happened to this site I'm a fucking 5 by OP standards and that still seems to high
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5-6

I am medical student
I play basketball and do weight lifting
Can talk to people
I am still fat and ugly
I don't have real friends
Never had a gf
Am stupid as fuck
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>>24419922
No there are not that many male strippers you dumb broad the demand is much less and the pay is not as good.

If you don't want to dance then why don't you go scrub some fucking toilets? Oh what's that? Being a whore is better and pays more? Well what do you know
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>>24419996

I would like it for you not to hurt my feeling please.
Yes money is better, but I still want to improve life, that's not bad.......
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I'd say an 8 - 9. The one thing that holds me back from full Chad-mode is that I don't like clubbing/dancing and shit like that, still enjoy parties though.

I've gone to school, I work, gym 4x a week, play in a band, hockey multiple times a week, ski, camping and travelling, I've had girlfriends in the past although I am currently single
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>>24419983
>medical student
>stupid as fuck

How? You need to be smart to start that?
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>>24420022
Yeah and you are going to haves a much easier time improving because you're female, it's not hard to see that you live on easy mode.

Now you go and complain about me hurting your feelings just like a woman so sheltered by society they can't even handle being called a name
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>>24420035

Have good short memory, I am on the buttom on my class, Only know about medicine and nothing else
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>>24419397
I feel for you.

I grew up with no male role model. Never met my dad.
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2/10

>NEET
>hhkv in his mid 20's
>no friends
>seeing a psychiatrist

Buuuut..
>confident, no social anxiety
>look after myself
>am doing shit with myself
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>>24420035
You really don't
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>>24418533
B-Brother?
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>>24418008
hi my names chad and im gay
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>>24420068

You are not me though. You do not know if I will have easier time. It will be easier for people who already are good with English. But I am sure that it is just as easy for men in school, Canada is equal yes?

I can handle, but I still do not like. I will asking people to stop being mean of others if I can, you know?
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5 I guess. I have a good job but not much besides. Very few friends any and no romantic experience whatsoever in late 20s.
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>>24420081

Medicine? Drugs, vaccines, reactions, etc?
Maybe be a pharmacist?
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>>24420140
>you don't know me
Please. My point is if you took someone who was an exact copy of you but male they would have a harder time, this isn't really up for debate as you sell your body for money.

I don't know why you care enough about what some bitter faggot has to say to be bothered by it or why you should care if people are mean to each other. Everyone is an asshole anyway
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>Shitty job
>Kinda friends
>Had sex like 5 times with 1 girl so far

S-seriously? I get to be a 7 just because of that?
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7. I've got a wife, but I've lost all my friends since becoming a wagekuk. I work all the time and literally just sit at home when I'm not working.

Don't get married.
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>>24420198
Okay. But there is no copy of me, so you cannot say in hypotheticals. I do not know anyone else in my way, just me. All other strippers I know already speaking english very well and bit of French too! And a lot are already students or have plans.


You are not fagoot, but why bitter? I make you so? I'm sorry. No not everyone is an asshole, lots are very nice. I have met them :)
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>>24420262
I was bitter long before you came along and pissed me off.

Also those "nice" people are only nice to you because it's convenient for them in some way or another.
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>>24420317

You need to go out, hiking is always cheering me up! I would really recommend. How do I piss you off? I don't mean to.


I do not believe. People are nice, if not then we would no have charities, soup kitchens, and more! Most everyone I meet are so polite.
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>>24420367
Outside is for normalfags.

Charities, soup kitchens, these are just ways to make people think favorably of you same with being polite they either want something or want to appear as something
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>>24420413

You try hiking before? I really think you should. For normalfags or not. It will make you feel good I am sure. At least try.

I don't agree. I am sure people are nice. Some probably are doing it for attetntion when they donate, but I am thinking most do not. But if people are bad, then why would they look good at you if you do nice things, they wouldn't care at all. I think this is your bitterness talking, you just need to be experiencing goodness. Also hiking :)
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>>24420480
Why would walking around in the woods like a retard make me feel good?

>you just need to be experiencing goodness
Yeah well goodness doesn't come easily for people who aren't pretty girls you know, I'm not bitter for the fuck of it
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>>24420519

Oh is very beautiful! Birds singing, fresh air, exercise, nice views, out in nature. Really nice!
You will feel very good, I know it.

You do not have to be pretty girl to know nice. Or if you give you will receive, right? Volunteer at soup kitchen, read books to young ones, if you have good dog you can bring it with you to old person home, they love company and cute dogs! ANd you will bring smile on their face and make happy, and you will feel better, no more bitter, more uplifted!
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>>24420593
No one ever did anything good for me so I don't see why I should do anything good for them. People aren't going to magically start being nice just because I am nice to people they don't even know. They will continue to treat me like trash and I will feel even worse
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>>24420629

Maybe you need to make the first step, yes? You do good, people will notice and be kind right back. If you are going in mad then they want to avoid.

Where you live that people treat you like trash? That is very awful. Do you confide your feelings with others? Family? Friends? It would help I am sure. But have you tried being nice?

I want people to being happy, it makes everything much better.
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>>24420665
That isn't really how the world works in my experience, that's a nice fantasy though in reality kindness is rarely rewarded not that it should be but of everyone treats you as second class why should I feel inclined to be nice to them

Do imageboards count? If no then I haven't had a serious conversation with anyone in a few years. I can't talk to anyone about personal problems because they're personal. You can't trust people with stuff like that, they couldn't handle it or I couldn't handle their reaction.

Not everyone can be happy, for there to be winners someone must lose
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>>24420722

But how people treat you like second class if you only talk about ones on internet? I am really doubting that everyone you have speak to was mean. Or you have not experience everyone. Yes, of course there are bad people, but not everyone is being like it. Have you spoken with all? I think not! Family and friends is there for you, they are love you always. I do not have family, but if I did I am positive I can talk with them and we would love each other and everything. You have family, yes?

Very true, but even the losers can being good. It makes winning much better. It is also good so you do not get on too high horse yes? It can hurt for a while, but it is ending up okay.
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>>24418008
By your criteria I guess I'm a 7, I've had two girlfriends. Still a virgin at 23 though. And I'm kind of an awkward weirdo, so I won't go above 7.
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>>24420813
I'm mostly speaking of past experience, you don't get much new experience with people as a shut in.

I think most people are bad, including myself.

Family is not as simple as that, honestly I don't even talk to my family other than when I have to and haven't for a long time. Why would I drag other people down with my negative emotions when they already have enough of it. We're all miserable it's better to keep to yourself

The way you speak is as if losers get tow in sometime but this is not the case, some people are just losers through and through and will always be losers.
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>>24420916

But is past, yes? Look forward and try for better future. Is what I want. And also good reason to start hiking, you love it, and will go out more :)

You are not bad, and that goes for others also.

I am sorry for your sad family, but I think you are needing to stick together and talk more to be better. Is love, will help. But like I say, is just me, no family. But is almost Christmas time, you will get together then, yes? You will have family you spend time with and share happiness, I am very jealous!

Yes that makes me sad, just more of reason to be nice. Make them happy even if loser.
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Probably a 7 or 8.
>go to school for computer science with decent prospects.
>look pretty good and not fat.
>bad social anxiety
>despise people for being degenerates/sluts
>almost no interaction with females.
Idk what I am, I'm definitely not autistic but I still hate society.
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>>24421001
I don't think I will do anything with them this year I really don't like Christmas, kind of a shame for you though it's sad you who actually likes it.

If you're a loser though why's shouldn't you just give up? What is the point if you already know you will lose?
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10,just here to laugh about u guys
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>>24421110

Why not liking Christmas? Is wonderful time of year, presents and food and happy. Do you not like family? I really hope you do, you should not avoid them like this, is not good and there will be much sadness and regret if you are not able to see each other ever again. THink of that. Love and family is very much important in life.

You should not give up if loser, you try to be winner. I dream of having family one day to have Christmas with, to be good at English, to get better job. What dreams are yours? Don't you want something more?

ANd you do not know if you already lose, no one can know future for sure. SO many thing can happen. You take good with bad, yes? You focus on goodness, you are happier!
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>>24421208
I don't really have any dreams, I used to but they are all too unrealistic for me so I just focus on distracting myself for the day and yes you're right I don't know for a fact I will lose but the same van be said of lottery tickets. It's obvious when you are not cut out to succeed
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>>24421324

Maybe you need small goals, work your way up to "unrealistic" dreams, they will be easy to get then.

Ah but with lottery you may not win jackpot, but you can win small prizes, yes? To me making money back is best prize :) I will never have perfect life, but I can try and make it good!

I am sleepy now, going to bed soon I think.
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>>24421384
I don't know, small goals seem pointless. I don't think they will actually help but I've been rambling at you for way too long now over nothing so I'm gonna stop.
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>>24421422

Just do small goals right now, clean, cook something yummy, and so on. Even if look meaningless now, they are still accomplishments and you will realize is good!


I hope you feel little better after this.
I wish you the best. Goodbye, good night :)
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So I guess a 5 would be a mediocre normie, who has all the basic requirements to be considered normal but nothing beyond that. Shitty job, not very attractive gf, a number of friends but hardly the life of the party, plain looking etc.
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>>24421481
No that'd be a 7. The list is really more about the robot levels than the normalfag levels hence why there's less of them
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Im a 7 despite being a shut in because i had a gf in 9th grade. Im full neet but because you fags are all lonely little shits im a 7.
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All these posts. All these fucking posts. Friends, schools, good looks. What the hell are you even doing here?

I'm a 2. Can croom up to 4 for a couple of days but then I'll collapse.
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>>24421557
Does that even count as a real girlfriend?
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>>24418008
6
>Be a uni student
>Have friends
>Go out with them (doing bbq in the forest and LAN in their house)
>No female in my group
>We're all KHV
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5.

I mean, I talk to people, but in real life I generally dislike everyone my age. They all just talk about meaningless bullshit most of the time.

Also 5 because skool
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>>24421690
Pretty much this. And here, adding a bit of originality to my post. Just a lil bit more... And done.
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>>24418008
6 probably. never had sex so I assume I automatically can't be 7?
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>>24421847
You can be higher than 7 without having sex especially if you're religious or have turned sex down
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>>24421779
Nice originality there m8
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I'm in college but I'm really scraping by. I have no friends there, I sweat and stutter when I have to speak in class and I'm mocked by girls in my class.

I have one friend with whom I speak on Facebook but he only replies to every fifth message or so and mocks me with replies like "Really?!?" and "Aw yeah?!?"

I've never had a girlfriend, never had sex. When I was 13 a drunk emo girl instructed me to kiss her after a game of spin the bottle. I did it, but she called it a "granny kiss".

I'm a manlet, I have eczema, my face is 4/10 at best, I have an average penis.

Despite what you say, OP, I'm at most a 4/10 normalfag.
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I wonder if he knows he's a meme. He should meet up with Jerry Messing and have dinner or something
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According to your rules im a 7 but i think the rules are bs desu.
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>>24418008

>Have close knit group of friends
>People generally like me
>Can socialize
>No gf
>Have banged 16 girls
>In medical school
>Family is loving and supporting
>Live on my own
>Not hideous
>/fit/

On the cusp of chad-ness, I'd say an 8.
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Between 6-7

Athletic
Attractive
Have friends
No problem talking to people
Hobbies


Virgin though

I'd be a full fledged normie if it weren't for the fact that I'm homeschooled because my moms crazy about religion
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>>24418427
>Women are just men with boobs and tubes ;)
Spotted the woman
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Rate me you keks.

>Tall
>Black
>Smart
>Lots of hair
>Lots of friends
>Likes to read
>Awkward
>Introvert
>Stuttering
>Annoying
>Have social media but haven't used them in months/years
>Big Cock
>Uses 4chan
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I think i am an 6
pros:
Tall
I am chunky but also have loads of muscle
funny and social
not scared to touch an girl or be an asshole to them

cons
acne
spaghetti a lot
not interesting enough
girls see dont like to talk to me and thinks i am an weirdo

I have loads off friends
studying law so an 6 is good
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>>24424457
forgot to add con
>average dick
>girls says I annoy them while I dont say shit
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>if you ever had a girlfriend then you're 7 at worst

That would mean I'm a 7.

Which is bullshit.

I'm definitely a 3.
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who /3/ here
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9. I still love this board and all of you depraved, faggot losers.
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>>24418878
Where i canada?
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