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Comfy rainy Saturday edition
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Gonna catch a train in a bit, going to locals to play card games. There's a yugioh tag today, but I hate all the kozmo players, also they banned my cannahawk ;_;

Gonna spend the day playing vanguard, just finished my silver thorn waifu deck
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>>24418198
>playing modern yugioh

Synchro a shit
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at work
never posted here before
lurked forever
today felt right
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>>24418325
This is not a worksafe board, please leave until you're back at home
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testing my name out. . robot pls don't kill me
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Tired as fuck, didn't get much sleep last night. Not good as it's a busy day today. Need to get ready to get on a train too.
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I slept 2 hours I stayed up smoking weed and watching "food inc" pretty good documentary and this morning I started at 7 ;c
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Was supposed to be going out tonight but have cancelled it so I can stay in and get comfy. It's gonna be a good day, lads.
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Been doing NoFap for a week now. Every thought is a sexual one

>>24418325
>>24418371
I've never really understood just lurking, maybe I'm just a big talking faggot. And please don't have a tripcode, there's no need
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Still in bed, ready for another weekend on loneliness

Anyone up to much today?
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>>24418594
>And please don't have a tripcode, there's no need

Lets not be hasty now, tripcode means I can filter him if he becomes annoying. That eating disorder twat who uses ~ instead of punctuation really needs a tripcode
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>>24418641
>That eating disorder twat who uses ~
DON'T TALK ABOUT MY LOVE LIKE THAT. I'LL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT SENPAI
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Everyone still sleeping then?
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>>24419187
Normies are nursing their hangovers or awkwardly getting the girl they pulled last night to fuck off
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mum's giving me the silent treatment, how long does it last usualy?
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Who /East Kent/ here?
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Good morning robots~ Very cold today, isn't it?

What's the plan for today? I was going to do some uni work and then go clothes shopping with waifu, weather permitting. It's been a long time since I tried to enjoy myself~

Hope you all have a great day!
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Have any Britfeelers ever met up?
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>>24418641
yeah I hate that little avatarfagging batty
reminder to report him on sight

>le I looooove the burning in my tummy wummy when I don't eat teehee~

nah he can pack that in swiftly
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These niggas knock off memes are shinin
but they aint blindin
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>>24418333
It's a cry for help. We will help you join the ranks of NEET anon.
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>>24419419
Working in the le euro tunnel m8
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>home made fish finger sandwiches

What should I eat with it m8s? Avoiding french fries atm cause that shit is too unhealthy

Can have

>chinese bean curd dumplings (got my own rice cooker/steamer)
>dim sum pork
>baked beans

Can also have some tomato or polish tripe soup, but it doesn't really fit with the theme.
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>>24419452
Hopefully today actually.
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>>24419571
Oh, with how many? Where?
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>>24419568

I can also be weird and eat it with semi skim milk and cornflakes on the side.
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>>24419497
NO PIZZA BITCH I GOT PEPES IN MY POCKET
WHERE'S THE THREAAD THAT I'M CLIMBIIIINNNN
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>>24419436
have a wonderful day you lewd boi
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>>24419599
me right now, 100 memes stuffed in my post right now
R9K, there's no 9 in gag right now no way
beating the autism till the ritalin comes up
I'm postin memes like /r/9gag
i talk more shit than eggman does
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>>24419670
How's eggy doing anyway? Last I heard he was on omegle with his gf. Yes, I'm being serious.
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Why dont you have a girlfriend lads?
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>>24419693
I might want it BUT I DON'T NEED NO BITCH
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>>24419682
he, he might just take care of bae
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ok lads enough autismposting, i got some serious work to do
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>>24419544
>the le

Ahhh, bless.
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>>24419590
Nahhh, coco pops atleast. Cornflakes are too bland and neutral
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>>24419391
What did you do?

Did you try to fuck her anon?
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>>24419568
Have it with homemade sweet potato chips if you're feeling fancy.
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>>24419843
havent got the slightest clue to be frank
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>>24419747
>le le joke your head meme
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Speaking of cereal I haven't had Golden Grahams, Cinnamon Grahams or Golden Nuggets in forever.
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>>24419868

I think you only get Cinnamon Grahams now, I never see their Golden brothers.
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>>24419862
Is it because you're a worthless NEET with no future prospects? Unless she's an irrational whore who is giving you the silent treatment for no apparent reason, in which case I'm sorry.
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>tfw 'This service is disrupted and you may not meet your connection.'

If I miss a connecting train, I'm going to be pissed. The next one is an hour later.
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>>24419862

I know someone who's not earning any GBP today!
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>>24418608
I could have gone out and been social today, but I just can't bring myself to go outside.

Haven't had a social life for a good year tbqh.
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>tfw no job
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw broken inside
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>>24418608
bed is the best place lad. get a special brew multi pack get /comfy/ and you're winning
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>>24419196

>Normies are nursing their hangovers

i'm a 30 year old alcoholic robot; don't put me in the same boat faggot
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Flatmate decided to do a house clean first thing in the morning when the rest of the house had a late night. Surely it's not unreasonable to be annoyed to be woken up at 8am on a Saturday?
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>>24420106

>drinking Trampagne

that's low.
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>>24419693
after 30 years i don't need it; don't need the hassle, drama and i like to keep myself rich
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Where the fuck is it raining?

Sun's out here in Manchester, can barely see the screen from the glare

Summer out tb h
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>>24420147
nice of them to clean up after you desu
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Good morning lads. Off to the emptyhad with my brother and dad to watch some good old football today.
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>>24420151
fuckin freezing in manchester. don't see any sun desu senpai
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>>24420150
>i like to keep myself rich
rich for what?
>hassle and drama
sorry you only had shit tier GFs
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>>24420181
It's cold yeah but the sun is out. You must be in outer manchester
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>>24420183
>rich for what?

Cars, gadgets and other cool shit
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Got an email at 6am telling me I was unsuccessful in getting a job barely a week after I applied for it

This is new to me. Usually I don't get a response at all. It's almost as if this is how the application process should go.
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>>24420181
You must not be in Manchester. Sunny as fug but cold as balls
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>>24420218
I got a response the same day once, literally minutes after completing the application.

Either I fucked up a major part or it was past the deadline or some shit
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>>24420183
>>i like to keep myself rich
>rich for what?

Fucking self preservation; I love my sport cars and houses, no bitch gonna take it.

>>hassle and drama
>sorry you only had shit tier GFs

Never had a gf in 30 years - i'll let you normies deal with the smelly cunts.
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>>24420193
>>24420226

I'm fucking manchester niggas, sippin on a bottle of wine. I'm in the sub-urbs where it's grey, breezy and cold as fuck.
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>>24420218
Keep trying bro
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Who /startingtohatetheirjob/ here?
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>>24420218
Damn anon, must be hard getting news like that so early in the day~ Don't let it get you down and have a comfy weekend.
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>>24420261
How are You drinking Wine at 12! absolute Fucking madman
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>>24420204
if you can't afford a gf besides that then you're a poorfag.
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>>24420272
What do you do?

I'm 6 months in and it gets more and more interesting as I learn. The training is meant to last a year but manager said I'm nearly ready already.
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>>24420238
that's why you don't get a smelly cunt as a gf. you just admitted yourself that you only had shit tier GFs.

and if you can't afford a GF besides all that you're incompetent and poor as fuck.
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>>24420238
>Never had a gf in 30 years - i'll let you normies deal with the smelly cunts.
the fox and the grapes
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>>24420308
He said he never had a gf
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>>24420308
>afford a GF

You're doing it wrong. She pays for all her own shit.
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>>24420272

I'm not just starting to hate it, rather I'm done with it. I have what normies consider a 'good job' (civil engineer) but after tax it's poorly paid and coping with normies on a daily basis is killing me. Dwcided to ring some stolen cars so I can work alone but attain a good bit of wealth. All or nothing now.
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Good night for me lads. Met this slag down at the pub, prolly 3/10, real shovel faced lookin. Asked her if she fancied a fag and a shag, she say she would, we head on back to me flat, we're faffin n' laffin, wen suddenly she pull down me trousers n start snoggin on me bollocks! It wasnt before long before I was wazzin' on 'er mug! That's how you spend a Friday night am I right lads
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>>24420310
Nice projection, normie
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>single pane windows
>no heating
>shower has annoying habit of running hot for most of the shower, then cold bursts
>cold as fuck
>tfw can't even comfy
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>>24420301
Engineer. It was good at first but I've been put on a ridiculously hard project that's going nowhere while my bosses listen to none of my advice on where to take it.

I made a bad decision by showing interest in one thing we do to try and look enthusiastic and now I'm "the guy" who does it whenever it comes up and has to improve it. Fucked myself over tbqh, the other new guys have been cross trained in all our other stuff and I just do one thing.

Whenever I tell my boss I wanna do something else he acts like he's done me a favour giving me some hard project so I can "prove myself" while the other new people are put on easy projects with high rewards. I always told him I wanted to be involved in those projects but he's given them to all the other people.

I don't know whether he put me on it because he thinks I'm capable or he's trying to get me to leave. All the people who've done my stuff before were the autist oddballs of the group so I've got a feeling that's what he thinks of me. He was one of those people who did nothing but development when he was my level so he might see something of himself in me, or just hate me.

So I sit around day in day out doing the same experiments going nowhere and having awkward meetings where we try and decipher the results with no clear direction. This has gone on for months now and it's really starting to get up my nose.
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>>24420292
>pleb detected
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>>24420407
My window won't close properly and it's next to me bed, I can't ask the landlord to fix it since my room is a tip and filled with booze/dirty clothes. I get blasts of cold air to the face when I'm in bed at night despite shoving a pillow case in the gap.
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>>24420425
Pleb? Get fucked m8 Wine is for girls. you gotta be on the 8% white cider
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>>24420234
Must be some incompetent HR hambeast who immediately denied your application
>>24420267
>>24420280
Nah its fine. I'm just not used to getting a response back. Best thing that could have happened besides getting the job. At least Im not wasting time in the hopes I thought I got the job.
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>>24420420
What kind of engineer?

I'm a mech eng, and this all sounds similar. Only difference is my manager is a top guy and goes out of his way to help me. Makes all the difference I feel, I wouldn't stick around if it wasn't for him.
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hungover.

sunny as shit where i am.
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>>24420433
>despite shoving a pillow case in the gap.
Duck tape sounds like the obvious fix here, its decently waterproof and can be applied air tight to the window frame.

>>24420459
nectar of the gods
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>>24420334
that's what I mean.

>>24420373
but i have a gf and love her (actual love, not the meme). love feels awesome.
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>>24420477
anybody else watching time team on more four?
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>>24417990
went to work. manager decided to keep hovering around while I was working with customers. she highlighted my bad social skills by being super chatty while I just stood around silently. Finally got sent to the warehouse praise jesus no more customers.
Got home and ready for a comfy session of gaming!
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>>24420493
No but I'm going to now
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>>24420292
I hate my life that's why.

>>24420459
>Wine is for girls

Wine is a classy drink; you'll learn this once you're done with puberty.
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Clear blue sky
Might go for a walk later


...probably not
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>>24420474
Materials engineer, I'm more of an R&D scientist really.

I probably wouldn't mind too much either but we get to travel with work which I really like. I think all the other projects are going to have a lot of travel associated with them in the future, which also means big money.

My stuff isn't going to send me anywhere and if it does it's nothing but trouble.

There's some good trips coming up I hope I get to be involved with, if my boss chooses all the new people to go places instead of me I'll be fucking furious, all the stuff I've been sent on so far has been a massive pain in the ass. That might be the point I start looking for something else.
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alri lads hows it going then?

woke up at midnight last night
spoke to my lithuanian flatmate for 2 hours
cooked and ate and read til 4-5
reinstalled flight simulator, having a lot of fun flying lads
can't wait to get home to get my joystick though
not done any uni work or written my cv yet today, bit disappointing
went to the bank, looks like I won't get a student account afterall though, bit disappointing
cold out, but nice, missed bus to do shopping both times, there and back
sunny day, really cold, nice weather though, enjoyed my walk
good day so far las, might go ahead and get some work done before I sleep when the sun goes down.
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>>24420521
bruv.

dat anglo saxon wall.

nuts.,
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>>24420551
were you the lad who worked at BAE over in /int/ /brit/? If so you have a nice salary mate.
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>>24420555
don't want yer life story pal
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>>24420565
what do you consider a good salary?
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>>24420565
Nah, how much was he on?
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>>24420570
hang on now, hang on that's just the story of my day, no need to be rude
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>>24420586
69k if he is to be believed my man, said he was working on typhoon engines and spent his days looking at graphs. He and another person both worked there, the other person didn't say his salary though. He seemed legit at least.
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>>24420610
I'm not on anything near that. I picked the wrong line of work.
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>>24420625
He might've been an oldfag, and just been more senior. Aerospace / marine / defence generally seem to have quite high salaries desu, if you can get it.
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>>24420642
Well at least I'm still relatively young so moving might not be too hard. Unfortunately I just bought a house so now I can't just up and quit. Fuck.
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>>24420610

>69k if he is to be believed my man

69k might sound a lot... but after 40 p/c income tax it's only 41400 GBP per year, and that's not taking into account company car tax with fuel tax, student tax and NI.... wagiecukes on PAYE are cuked as fuck lad
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>>24420556
Fuck man the anglo saxon's built some great walls. Offa's Dyke is god tier
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>>24420669
Losing nearly 30k in tax?

No fucking wonder people avoid it. I would to
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>>24420669
You don't pay 40% tax on your entire income, so it's more like 50k after tax
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what's black friday?

some muslim thing?
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>>24420669
40% isnt based on overall income, it's 40% of however much you earn over a certain boundary
The more you know
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>>24420666
http://www.theengineer.co.uk/Journals/2015/06/29/q/y/j/The-Engineer-June-2015-Salary-Survey.pdf

Take a look at this lad, don't know if your specific industry necessarily counts as 'materials' but if it does, wages on average are a bit lower than other fields. Also, it is just an average, but still. Oil / gas / energy and defence / marine / aerospace are looking good. Materials might be going better in the USA too desu, salaries in general are definitely better.
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>>24420719
Still a bit of a cheek how the government takes 22k of your money
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>>24420735
I'm probably earning just under average at the moment. Hard to tell with all my shift work. I agree the US probably pays better but then I'd have to move to America which would be a right pain in the cock. If I could even get a job there.
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>>24417990
The mental health team took my home-made exit bag away. I haven't been going to university for ages because I keep getting afraid. I handed in an essay two days late so 10% off that fucker.

Posting on r9k is literally the only thing I do anymore.
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>>24420719
Fair enough, but where is your company car tax, fuel tax and student tax? That's going to knock off best part of 5k - so say your take home is 42k GBP - (poorfag essentially).
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>>24420770
Ah right, yeah USA is a worse place to live in general, even on a higher salary. I'm unikeking my way into the engineering (mechanical btw) field as we speak, want to go into marine though, go to a good uni for it.
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>Work as a night porter at a hotel
>Reading tripadvisor this morning
>Notice a 1 star review
>Person is angry at me specifically

What the fuck can I do?
I don't want to get fired. Just sent this message begging forgiveness. I hope they understand.
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>>24420748
It's thanks to the government that you were given the opportunity to earn that much money, so no, it's not
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>>24420823
The government doesn't employ everybody you know. There is a thing called the private sector
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>>24420823
OMG hahaha!! We've got a brainwashed wagie here lads.. Pay your taxes to the queen lad, like a good cuk, stay poor ;-)
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>>24420821
>I said without smiling that I'd like to choke you into your tomb
Top bantz tbqh, customer's just a whiny faggot
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>>24420821
10/10 mate I'm laughing right now, also saving this
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>>24420821
we need to see the review of course
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>>24420913
Yes plz post mane
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blackcurrant yogurt a shit

I got sanctioned and now I'm on hardship payment, 35 quid a week
can I still get hardship if I earn 40 a week doing this pre-employment training course thing?
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>comrade corbyn has declared youth re-socialisation program
>effort to combat "capitalist social atomisation" which results in gfless males
>going to compulsory meeting with "chelseigh"
>see this

what do?
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>>24421036
Engage
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Meeting up with someone from /britfeel/ today. Why did all my self loathing have to choose now to resurface. I hate myself so much senpaitachi.
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>>24421061

Are you the two gay ones?
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>>24421085
Nomaybe
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>>24420707
it's like the january sales, but on a friday, in november

a non-holiday we somehow picked up from the americans
and retailers were all to happy to adopt it

I'd advise you to remain indoors for the duration of the day
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>>24421036
Labour will kick him out before the end of 2016.
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>>24421108
fuck that noise, I want BAGAINS

>oh boy, I don't want or need this TV but it's 25 pounds off!!!
>a leaf blower, 50% off!! now all I need is a garden!
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>>24421109
the answer to 1984 is 1917
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>>24421136
>"psst, hey kids, wanna buy some Bolshevism?"
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>>24421109
the general publc, who live in white suberbia really don't think so.

they are so disconnected they really just want to maintain their bubbled existence

a lot like the grannies with their tea rooms in the country side villages. and the mothers with their antique shops.
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Does anyone here actually know how to fight?
I need help with something.
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>>24421253
everyone on 4chan thinks they can fight
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>>24421189

>bulldozer with a giant waitrose logo smashes their tea room to smithereens
>snipers shoot all of their precious antiques
>"you voted for the free market, would you rather jeremy stalin were in charge?!"
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>>24421253
What's the problem mate
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>>24421263
I know I need someone who actually can though..
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>>24421253
I've been in over 150 internet fights, give me your best shot
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I AM FUCKING FREEZING
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>>24421291
It's chilly lad, for sure

Sitting at my computer wrapped in my duvet
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>>24421280
All you need to know is that you should hit them anywhere below the cheek, ideally chin, you want to knock them out, the idea is to get the brain to bounce
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l AM FUCKING FREEZING
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>>24421321
>>24421291
>not sitting in bed on your laptop with your electric blanket on
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>>24421253
>>>/asp/

Adding more content because 9.09% isn't enough
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>>24421321
I AM FUCKING FREEZlNG
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>>24421321
I'll warm you up bby
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>>24419693
We split up last month
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Watching vids of American unis lads.
Uni in America looks like it's much more fun than over here where the only thing to do is get pissed.
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Tfw it was literally icy this morning, just got home and I'm gonna sit in bed playing fallout 4 with pepsi and kettle chips for the next 5 hours.
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What is it with normies and libraries? I always thought they were robot-safe zones~

>reading in library
>headphones on
>lots of normies all screaming and shouting
>small group of normies approach me
>"Can you keep it down, some people are trying to study?"
>agree like the disgusting worthless scum I am
>they go back
>start howling at the latest lad bible meme

I don't even know what I did wrong. I don't think I was making a noise. And why me? There were tons of noisy normies in there~ It's made me really paranoid as to why they singled me out
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>>24421432

Same here, it was a pretty dicey drive home from the pub last night in the snow.
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>>24421036
post moar bitches
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>>24421253
what do you need help with? black belt here
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>>24421253
Just use a weapon
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>>24421655
>thinks martial arts are useful in real life
Stop watching animeme kid.
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>tfw when you can't get a gf and you know exactly why
>tfw you're not a genetically superior male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UMcIuKpmpI
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>>24421735

Say that in my dojo fucker not online and see what happens
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>>24421253
take a knife, slit their throat or shove it up the back of the skull through where the soft part is
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>>24421583
probably because of your mouthbreathing
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>postcard from gambia intended for someone else delivered to my flat
>search her on facebook, message her that something of hers was delivered to my flat
>seems like a real qt
is this god telling me to rape her?
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>>24421860
It's illegal to read other people's mail.
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>>24421860
I expect some Gambians got there first
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>>24421860
for the record im not gonna rape her
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>>24421871
it wasnt in an envelope, i had to read some part of the postcard to find a name
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>>24421871
It's a postcard, probably not even in an envelope

that's why most of them are menial drivel like;
>Hi, having fun, weather's good, saw the eiffel tower, see you soon XXX
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>>24421923
whats the eiffel tower doing in gambia?
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>>24421896
>>24421923
Can the pair of you not read? I didn't say open, I said read.
If you read the message side of a postcard that wasn't addressed to you, you broke the law.
You are in breach of the Postal Services Act 2000 part V section 84 1.A by causing a delay by your reading.
Don't think I haven't already sent proof of your wrongdoings to the authorities, and you WILL be going to prison for 6 months.
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It's too cold, I want it to be summer already so I can complain that it's too warm
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>>24422024
SO HES NOT GOING TO GET ANYTHING FOR THE RAPE?
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>>24422024
b-but if i didnt read it then the qt would never get her postcard :(
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>>24421962
France is an African country anyway, so it's not like it would be a huge change
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>>24422069
>France is an African country

are you sure?
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>>24422024
can you not read?
>It's a postcard, probably not even in an envelope
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>>24419995
>>24419891
sorry for the late response

I work at the assembly line of a car manufacturer and work rotating shifts. the work is so hard that i recently got irregular heartbeat despite eating large amounts of organic foods and not taking any stimulants.
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>>24422114
You are illiterate.
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>>24422118
you are already dead and just a ghost, your mom literally doesn't see you.
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>>24422140
There's already enough evidence to disprove that.
Try again.

Or bail out now, I don't mind.
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Fucking Munich cunts, always getting lucky.
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>>24422174
You delayed the message, you broke the law.
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>>24422108
Pretty much, Paris and Marseille are more African than Algiers at this point
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Eating a Sausage Casserole pot noodle tbqh
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>Fitness-to-work tests 'may have led to 600 suicides', University of Liverpool scientist concludes

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/fitness-work-tests-may-led-10479500
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>Ricky Gervais going on another boring fucking rant about religion

Where did it all go so wrong lads?
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>>24422357
How many of those 600 are attributed to simply having to live in Liverpool?
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>>24422357
I got 0 points and was told fit for work, I got a report and the questions asked, I ask d my 80 year old Mum, who has had two hip replacements, cancer twice and a heart attack, she got 0 points. That's why you got 600 dead desperate people who where told to work whilst they believed they couldn't.
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>>24422406
So what's wrong with you?
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>>24422374
people think he's funny
>HAHA, awkward people!
>HAHA, short people!
>HAHA, socially incompetent people!
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>>24422449
Awkward socially inept manlet detected
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>>24422476
ain't even mad
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>paki just eat store next door is run by 3 pajeets
>got myself a new rice cooker

These guys must make good curry then I guess? I noticed the fucker took like 15-20 minutes to make some curry so they don't seem to be half assing it.
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>>24421253
if you don't have a weapon, strike the agressor with a clenched fist in the jaw - 99% bound to timber. Otherwise use a weapon.
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I just did a dose of Ritalin with the autists
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>>24422524
didn't understand a fucking word of that
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>>24422357
>There were also 2,700 cases of reported mental health problems per 10,000 claimants who were assessed over the same period.

>And there were 7,020 antidepressant prescriptions per every 10,000 claimants who were assessed by Atos over the three-year period.

Maybe they should find out why they are giving shitty SSRIs to people for no reason as they are known to cause suicides. My doctor tried to give me SSRIs for my thyroid condition and low test
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>>24422545
Ritalin's fucking great used to snort that all the time.
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>>24422552

fuckin eastern yuros
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>>24422568
what are the symptoms of low test?
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I want to die tbqh familia
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>>24422594
betaness, underdeveloped masculine features, low sex drive, no motivation, can't develop muscle mass
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>>24422624
you must have been a walking period
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>>24422643
>have been
They nhs refuse to treat it, but I take thyroid hormones to allow me to stay awake at work
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>>24422545
I used to take ritalin twice daily when i was 8-15 years old without a break. i think it turned me into an autistic ghost
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>>24422623
yep

I do too. Find it hard to believe people don't actually.
I'm just here to see what happens. Which is not much.
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I think icame lastnight. raslise this was a mistake
don't have any came juice left for today
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>she came to collect the postcard with a bunch of stacy friends

and back to /britfeel/ i go
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>>24422572
see>>24422759

ur fucked
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>>24422816
you didn't invite them in for sexy times
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Local Tesco is doing BOGOF on boxes of Twinkies lads, should I?
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Guys a few Chads have joined my office recently and my boss has taken a shine to their alpha attitude. It was much nicer when I was the only young guy here.

What do I do? Do I have to become an alpha? Is that possible?
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>her beta orbiter makes her laugh
>her bf makes her cum
>I make her call the police
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>>24422855
Swipe at the dominant male desu senpai baka
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>>24422842
>Twinkies

Didn't know they even sold that shite over here. Get some mini rolls instead.
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>>24422896
most Tescos have a small "American" section now, mostly overpriced and disappointing
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>>24422855
I share your pain. A typical chad type joined my company a few months ago and now they're stepping over me to give him a promotion even though he can barely spell properly because of his charisma and "in your face attitude"
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princess mononoke is on film4 lads!
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>>24422975
It's the same with me really, I've been put on all the shit projects no one wants while he's been added to all the high profile stuff just because he's a rugby lad.

Horse shit.
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>just took 800mg of pure caffeine at once
playa thats whats up
playa pass that cup
this caffeine has got your boy feelin so fucked up
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is there any chance i can get back on ritalin lads? used to get it prescribed as a kid. or do i need to go through all the shit again?
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how come a medication like modafinil is legal even though no one knows how exactly it works
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i have a week off work the week after next, looking forward to it lads. what should I do in my time off?
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>>24423147
Heavy masturbation
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>>24423147
Score some brown shoot it up
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>>24423046
They won't give it to adults here at all
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>tfw comfy watching Futurama and winter football with my cat
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>>24423101
Because there are retards that think drugs should be legal until proved to be directly related to something harmful instead of making all drugs illegal until it can proved they are beneficial.
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>>24423243
I agree with you mate, but then I also think alcohol and nicotine need to be made illegal along with other drugs.
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>>24423238
>tfw holding back tears watching football with my cat
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>>24423279
I think the same. Alcohol should definitely be a banned substance, class B at least.
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>>24423305
Thinking about all the money that could be saved not having to deal with retarded drunks and the police needed to deal with them, as well as the nhs load not having to deal with all the injuries.

It brings a tear to my eye that it wont be reality.
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>tfw not autistic enough to quickly understand games like space engineers
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>>24423319
>>24423305
>what was prohibition
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>>24423528
Something which happened in America.

Anyways, lets make all drugs legal because bad stuff happens when it's illegal right!?
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>>24423551
>Something which happened in America.

Good start, now read at least a wikipedia article about it and you'll understand why banning alcohol would not work.

Also

>all that tax money lost
>all those pubs clubs. bars and off licenses closing down
>all those brewers closing down
>this MASSIVE loss of jobs

You would literally destroy the economy while creating another black market.
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>tfw severe abdominal pain

I imagine this is what being stabbed feels like~ A sharp, twisting pain. Quite a good feel actually~
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>there will never be S3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSff7AQVoHs
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https://youtu.be/WFWrRU1zSYQ?t=177

I am LITERALLY faster than autism lads
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NO PAKI ZONE
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It's bloody freezing, even with the heating on.

I can feel my joints seizing up already.
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fucks sake lads can't believe my dog is dead

what I wouldn't give for one last walk
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>>24423976
get new dog
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>>24423976
Just remember that your doggo loved you and probably had no regrets.
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>>24423976
i hate my dog desu, it's like umaru. it is never happy to see me when i come home from work but i t always wants food/ comes to me when i have food or wants to play some shitty game.
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>>24423993
dogs aren't replaceable like that
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>>24424008
do you walk your dog every day? feed it? it probably doesn't respect you, dogs are pack animals don't forget. It's probably picked up on your beta tendencies and stuck you at the back of the pack
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>>24423305
Please no

Alcohol is the only way I can function in normie society and not want to kill myself.
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>>24424025
i never showed weakness or anything so i am not sure of that. and why wouldnt it like me just because I'm beta?

i think it doesnt like me because I'm an annoying asspie desu. nobody likes me.
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Just got back from town, when did everyone start wearing fashionable clothes and caring so much about how they look?

I'm sure this is a recent phenomena, I don't remember guys putting so much effort into their appearance.
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bought some fackin wheat beer from the shop

gunna watch the fifth element and get drunk.

what are you lads up to?
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>>24424025
>>24424049
and also my dog (it's female btw) isnt alpha either. its afraid of fucking pic related or even of stuffs like water crates or maybe its just being playful. it is a pussyassdog.
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>>24424049
yeah dogs pick up on shit like that, even if you never showed 'fear' you probably showed some submission to it
It's not that it doesn't like you, it just doesn't respect you enough to pay you attention

>>24424072
being 'alpha' isn't about not being scared of loud noises you melt
it's about being the leader of the pack
do you literally know nothing about pack mentality? watch a documentary, christ alive how old are you
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how did people on ye olden times cope with mental illnesses?

suppose a woman in the 1700's had a child with OCD. He wouldn't eat legs of chicken, only breasts. He'd get beaten on a daily basis because his crazy brain won't give him respite.
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