ITT: Advice for girls your mom gave you
>Treat girls like princesses and they'll like you
>>24417107
This works if you have money
Obligatory:
>just be yourself!
my mom never gave me any advice
>>24417107
My mom told me to wear tight jeans that showed off my butt, and try and make money. Thanks mom
>>24417107
fucking this.
tfw own mom trained me to be a good beta orbiter
My mom told me that all girls are whores.
>>24417107
>Nice boys win in the end honey
>>24417255
its not true mom.
not anymore.
>>24417246
You love your mother right?
>>24417301
When she's not being psychotic yes.
>women are all shit
>I hope you find one someday that isn't
My mum is based.
>>24417107
She constantly tells me that people really like me and I make great first impressions, and people want to be around me. Th-thanks mom.I don't have any friends and my dad and brother call me an asshole very often. I also have AS, but I haven't told anyone in my family.
Well op , women appreciate that , girls don't , so its about time you ditch those immature bitches and start looking for real mature ladies. Believe me they will appreciate how good you treat them.
My mom told me I'm beautiful... But I'm not.
>there's always someone for everyone
>>24417107
My mom never told me shit nor did it ever come up. I found her porn and found how to jerk off and i never looked back after that. i literately raised myself.
>>24417422
boys aren't supposed to be beautiful, you should be glad you aren't
>pay for everything on your first date
>be a gentlemen
It often worked though. Thanks mom I guess.
>>24417347
Based moms. I overheated one in her late 30's talking to her young son today. I think the kid was doing something weird (I caught it late) and the mom told him "now son you don't want to do that! You don't want to end up fucked up like mom!". Then they happy walked to that Dollar Tree down the street while smiling.
Warmed my heart senpai.
>>24417562
No Nyaruko allowed
>>24417107
Lel then women go and fuck the biggest douchbag they can find i shit you no.
>>24417255
Only after she has her fun with all the bad boy chads they it will be your turn to date a used up single mother that hit the wall :^)
>>24417107
THIS is how fedoras are made.
>stay away from girls like Femanon, girls like her only want your money
Some slut from my class during my school years
>never get involved with a single mother, they are nothing but trouble and a pile of stress you don't need
Especially funny considering all 3 of her sisters are/have been single mothers at some point.
>having assets to your name will attract a lot of leeches, be careful
When mentioning I almost have enough money for a deposit on a house.
That's pretty much it, basically told me my love life is my own concern and never hassles me about lack of gf or anything. My mum is pretty awesome, only problem is she's too awesome; I've set bar so high for any potential gf, I just can't bring my self to settle, even for someone just a point below my self.
>>24417107
my mom got drunk one time and told me girls like big dicks
>i had no face
I'm mixed race and my mom pretty much told me to not be with fat women, or black women. She's Black btw. Said they're usually pretty much trash.
