ITT: We post green flags for women.
>She likes anime
>>24414951
>she likes anime
I think you got the colors mixed up anon.
she lets you have sex with her
(biggest green flag imo)
>she's a virgin
>>24414951
She can joke about other women. I just now realized how rare it has become. You can make fun of dudes all you want but god forbid you criticize the wardrobe of some landwhale.
>she has a healthy relationship with her father
>>24414951
She finds you attractive.
>>24414967
Fucking this dude,
Anime = nothing better
>She knows how to cook
>>24414951
>she likes weed
>hates weed culture
>she has penis
>>24414951
Liking anime is red flag, liking manga is green flag.
>>24414951
she has a vagina, tits and ass
>>24414967
>>24415036
>>24415078
This is supposed to be a positive thread. If you don't think that is a good thing, then post something else that you think is good.
>>24414951
>Pale skin
>Likes anime
>Shorter than 5'8
>Cute laugh
>Likes loose clothing
>Likes to cuddle
>Likes sensual sex
>IQ 100 or above
>>24415188
I did though anon.
> She can cook
> She knows when to be empathetic
> She treats people with respect
> She knows how to make fun of herself
> She has ambitious dreamsZoey, notice me pls.
>She is not a SJW
>>24415204
>IQ 100 or above
I see you seem to have a cu.ckolding fetish :^)
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/kekolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html
>>24414951
Is female
>she never makes negative comments on other women
>she never put smoke sticks of any kind in her mouth
>she plays actual sports disciplines and is dedicated/passionate about it
>she watches motorsports with her dad and knows what's happening
>>24415284
Broken link but it's not that I want an intelligent girl, 100 IQ is literally the bare minimum for me to not rip my hair out talking to her is all.
>>24415307
If that's all you want then you're boring.
>>24415307
>actual sports disciplines
who talks like this?
>>24415341
It's not like I want a druggie scum to find me entertaining. druggie scum.
>>24415323
>Broken link
Fucking word filter is stupid fucking cancer bullshit.
>She's a virgin
>She has a good relationship with both her mother and father
>She finished school
>She doesn't have tattoos or excessive amounts of piercings
>She falls within a healthy body weight range
>She has a sweet voice
>She doesn't constantly bitch about her friends
>She has a job
>She has conservative beliefs
>She believes in tradition
>She reads at least sometimes
>She dresses conservatively
>She is polite, uses manners and respects her elders
>She doesn't consume garbage media, follow Kardashians etc.
>She likes at least some similar music and movies to me
I really think I'm not asking for a lot here.
>she makes fun of PC culture
rare as fuck desu
>>24415188
>This is supposed to be a positive thread
robots only know how to hate.
that's why they can't escape their torment.
>>24415415
>muh tradition
evola fag pls go
>watches anime
>can install gentoo but runs arch
>doesn't own any apple products
>uses a dumbphone
>isn't part of the botnet
>you can tell her laugh isn't a fabrication
>she likes to listen to what you're talking about, even if she doesn't have direct interest
>she's passionate about things
>likes talking about things she's passionate about
>Dresses in lose clothing that looks comfortable, doesn't look like she spent an hour creating "her" look.
>Is down to walk in the rain, or smoke stranger's cigarette butts with me.
>Likes to reccomend movies or music or shows based on what she think I'd like, (sort of has to be done randomly for me to get the green flag feeling, not if we're already chatting about something)
>doesn't change her personality based on what social circle she is with.
>>24415415
>>24415450
Let me just add
>She isn't overly religious
I'm more for secular traditionalism
>>24415415
Your standards are too high
>She's a virgin
oop we're down to the last 5% of women
>She has a sweet voice
Probably 10% of virgins have a sweet voice, down to 0.5%
>She finished school + has a job
AND she's a virgin with a sweet voice? m8 we're 0.1% already
>She falls within a healthy body weight range
The only real reason she could have been a virgin is due to landwhale status, but if you're imposing this new requirement we're down to 0.001%
>She has a good relationship with both her mother and father
>She is polite, uses manners and respects her elders
>She reads at least sometimes
Of all the educated working healthy-bodied virgins with sweet voices, 1 in a million meets these extra requirements, you're fucked with ~0.000000001% of the population meeting your requirements, and that's not even all of them.
>she learns swing dance with me
Colon three.
>>24415518
Well if you look at it like that. but the thread said green flags, meaning it's not a deal breaker if those aren't there, but rather, are nice bonuses.
>>24415415
Same here, this is what pretty much any level headed guy wants. But for some reason just being a normal human being is too much to ask for these days.
>>24415467
>watches anime
manga better
>arch
nice meme
>doesn't own any apple products
macbook pros are nice desu
>>24415467
Where are you going to find a girl who runs arch? If such a thing exists, I'll fucking fight you for her.
>>24415562
The thread is green flags, but your post says "not asking for a lot", which I think you know is BS
>shes nice
>she is an extrovert
>>24415015
normal girls make fun of other girls absolutely impulsively in my experience
>She does not have any tattoos or piercings
>She has a smooth voice
>She can not only take jokes but make them too. I see too many women who cannot comprehend the concept of humor.
>Dislikes small talk and gossip
>>24415626
Agreed, they're fucking crows with no remorse.
>>24415467
>but runs arch
>muh bleeding edge meme os made to break
lol
>>24415518
I posted that.
Like the other poster said, they aren't deal breakers.
Sweet voice was probably the least important.
As for having a job, it wouldn't really matter whether it was study, part time or full time work, volunteering, art or something else. As long as she is occupied. People without something to occupy them stagnate.
I think that virginity doesn't really bring us down to 5% either, I'm pretty young.
In my life I have met 3 girls who fit these requirements, but 2 of them were taken and 1 couldn't really date me (her parents decision, that's life).
>>24415703
Glad you got a laugh mate.
I was trying to think of some /g/ memes to throw in but it's been a while since I last lurked there.
>>24415815
>implying the botnet is a meme
>>24414951
Isn't that the flag of Muhammad?
>>24415054
>she likes weed
>>24415842
Look Stallman, whether you use the botnet or the /g/ approved botnet is not going to make a difference.
>select all images of limousines
>>24416069
I use tor for everything except posting on chan, which I do through a burner dataplan with prepaid cads I pay homeless people tobuy for me at gas stations.
>>24414951
This is more of a yellow flag
Something to be aware of that can be good or positive
>Green flag: She likes the right anime
i dont care what she likes i just want someone who cares
>she didn't fall for the tattoo meme
Am I shadow banned?
test...
>>24416156
here's your reply fuccboi
>>24415204
>sensual sex
lol you're such a fucking virgin. As if the other shit you posted wasn't bad enough.
>>24415467
>>can install gentoo but runs arch
>>24416255
amen to be quite hoenst family
>>24415015
I do that all the time, normal women love hating other women
>>24414986
>she's celibate until marriage
It means she's traditional and obviously not a slut. Know some like this. It's nice.
>>24415415
What's up with this "virgin" thing? Unless you're hoping to do postmarital sex this is useless to you. You're just gonna take her virginity, and if she breaks up with you it's not gonna anything.
>she likes me
>>24416484
Virgins are more likely to be faithful
>>24416556
Touche. Thanks for your point
>>24416255
>mfw I know someone who has been trying to get me to use arch
>shorter than 5'10
>not landwhale
>cute face
>big tits and ass
>have a degree (STEM preferred)
>occasional gamer
>enjoys cooking
>not a feminist
>less than 2 sexual partners
>not blonde
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>green eyes
>listens even if not interested
>laughs at my jokes
>loves me
>>24416573
The graph is fake you fucking moron.
>>24416733
non virgin roastie detected
>>24416745
Nah, I just do my fact checking unlike you.
>>24416556
because they havent exeprienced sex yet. when you marry one and end up taking her virginity she will get curious and cheat
>>24414951
>she likes guns
>She doesn't have a mental disorder
>She doesn't pretend to be a lesbian
>She actually knows about her hobby of choice and isn't into it for attention
>She has good taste while being modest about it
>She likes art and nature but doesn't act like a hippy
>She eats healthy and doesn't have weight issues
>She has a cute smile that warms your heart
>She looks at you with a sincere gaze
Is that too much to ask ?
>>24414951
>She is not a feminist
>She doesn't hate men (see: not a feminist)
>She doesn't think the world owes her something just because she has a vagina
>She has her own hobbies and thoughts
>She does not use Tumblr, Reddit or 4chan
>She is not fat
>She has no tattoos, piercings (except for ears), and she is not edgy or "alternative"
>>24417572
oops, I almost forgot
>She is a virgin, or she is not a virgin but she is also not incredibly promiscuous
>bug colIection
>Yume Nikki fan
>a girl liking Anime is a green flag
Most of them are psychos and total whores.
>a general sense of self-control, self-discipline
If only they existed.
>dresses modestly
>doesnt look at her phone constantly
>has depth of human emotion
>understands the world doesn't revolve around a single individual
>>24416419
Hate to break it to you, but they were only counting vaginal penetration as sex. They were not mouth or butthole celibate. They probably had herpetic anus sores by the time they were married, as the poophole is the traditional girl's loophole.
>>24414951
>She knows specter knight is the best shovel knight boss
>doesn't post selfies on socialmedia
>doesn't go to nightclubs
>doesn't watch netflix and drink starbucks
>doesn't drive her daddys bmw
>>24414951
>She's brunette
>has a well defined plan to advance her career and knows how to accomplish that
>loves her parents
>knows how to cook
>resourceful and adept in solving complex puzzles or problems
>knows her field of interests and expertise well, able to collaborate constructively
>she's caring, but holds her own independence
>has self respect towards her actions and decisions in life and holds herself responsible for them
>>24414951
>has at least a few similar interests to me
>loyal
>not extremely overweight; eg people that have just given up
>a plus would be an extrovert that would force me to become involved in the world
anything else mostly irrelevant
>she is kind
>appreciates silence
>she is into astronomy
>she likes to have her hair stroked
>has a good outlook on life
>understands the soul is here for its own jiy
>can gut and prepare freshly filled animals
>isnt scared of insects
>has a genuine smile
>reads a lot
>has a good relationship with her father
>doesnt shave her cooch
>experiments with mind altering substances for the experience, not to 'be cool'
>dresses casually when going out
>despises make-up
>>24420011
>soul is here for its own *joy*
>>24414967
>tfw colorblind
>green and red are essentially the same
They're both yellow flags, but one has a different word.
>>24420286
you be glad to know that they have successfully introduced genes(using gene-gun tech) into dichromative(colour-blind) chimps to make them trichomates
>>24420011
>she likes to have her hair stroked
i thought everyone liked this
>>24416732
this is mostly me
>she's a virgin
this is pretty much the only flag you need. All girls you dont want to date fall into non virgin, amd most girls you do want to date fall into virgin.
>>24420374
what letter does your name start with
She has a penis.
(It's also cute and feminine)
>>24414951
Most important green flag
> She is not a liar.
>>24415323
>broken link
icameheretolaughatyou.jpg
>>24420427
starts with L
>>24416105
And even if you did that you'd still disclose your location.
Also
>still thinking tor is safe
>She's a woman
>tfw
>>24420011
>>experiments with mind altering substances for the experience, not to 'be cool'
Still a terrible habit unless you do actual research first to make sure you're not causing permanent brain injury.
>>24420343
too bad I'm not a chimp
and poor
>>24420550
>do actual research first
that goes without saying, but i thing it is still a good point
>very few if any say loyalty
No wonder you guys are so fucking degenerate
>shorter than x height
That's fucking nitpicking. Don't be like them.
>>24414951
>She likes Edmund Burke
>She likes Dr Pepper
NO BURKE
NO PERKS
IF SHE LIKES PAINE
THEN SHE'S A PAIN
>>24414951
This is my green flag.
Where is my woman.
>>24414951
>She isn't real
>She's 2D
>She's a literal robot, in the struct sense of the word
The perfect woman
>>24414951
>doesn't have short hair
>doesn't care about feminism or gay rights
>doesn't have tattoos
>is not fat, too tall or masculine
Too bad I'll probably have to go to Asia to meet one.
>She's a Nazi
>>24420753
>or masculine
Dawh. :^)
>>24420753
>doesn't have short hair
gay as fuck desu senpai
Green flag threads are basically a way to trick people into describing their waifus, even the people who didn't know they had waifus.
>>24420808
So you're a faggot that doesn't care about gay rights?
>>24414951
that's a red flag tbqh faam
>>24414951
>She has always been female. Isn't some freakish queer.
>Isn't grossly fat
>Has at least brit-tier teeth.
>Showers and perfumes at least as much as normie men
Pretty much my only standards and those aren't even hard locks.
>>24415206
>tfw can cook
>tfw want to impress qts with it
>tfw it becomes expected of me, along with cleaning and earning money
I just want a qt that's tsundere when I insist I do things for her. ;_;
>>24420941
No? Just pretty dykey.
>she posts on /r9k/
>she is black
>she wants a white boyfriend and only a white boyfriend
>Louis C.K. humor
>Not concerned with being 'normal'
>Intelligent
>No cluster B personality disorder
>Healthy weight
>6/10+
>Cares about me
That's it. That's all I want. I don't care if she's a NEET that freeloads off me and makes a mess all day, just as long as she's enjoyable to be around and I know she cares about me.
>>24414951
>She is 2D
she is nice
>mfw this is impossible in modern society
>>24414951
>she wants to pay my bills
>>24421590
Epic strawman, Tumblr! Well done!
>She lurks on /pol/
>She hates fat people
>>24421747
why would you want a hateful person for a gf
>>24421792
Becaue she should fit me...
>>24421792
This comic hits me hard.
>>24416107
Yes.
It would feel awful to get hopes up when hearing "she watches anime" and then it would be naruto or some other shit
>>24414951
>ITT: We post green flags for women.
>she has an innie vagina
literally the greenest possible flag.
an 8/10 girl with a roastie is really a 5/10
